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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: da_notorious_mack on February 13, 2005, 11:55:06 PM
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[ Somewhat unnerved by the beef brewing between him and Jigga, Game shows up at Def Jam's offices to straighten things out. Jay-Z, currently Def Jam's President, is welcome to hear what the Compton rapper has on his mind. ]
Jay's Secretary: Sir, your 1:15 is here to see you.
Jay: Aight Bleek, send 'em in.
Game: Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Game! *chuckles*
Jay: ....
Game: Remember that shit?
Jay: .... come on in. *Jay invites Game into his office*
*Game steps in and his entourage tries to follow*
Jay: I'm gonna have to ask y'all to wait downstairs. No disrespect.
Game: Oh, no doubt, like Gwen Stefani.
Jay: .....
*Jay lets Game into his office and shuts the door*
Jay: Have a seat...
Game: *while walking towards Jay's desk, notices a 5 foot tall, 30 gallon container of water sitting in the middle of Jay's office* What's that there for?
Jay: That's not important right now... so, you have urgent business to discuss with me?
Game: Yeah man, I wanted to get at you dawg, like DMX.... you know...
Jay: Uh huh
Game: I just wanna clear up this so-called beefin shit... like Ice Cube and Common.
Jay: I'm listenin.
Game: Please don't let me be misunderstood, like Nina Simone.
Jay: Why are you makin that face?
Game: What face?
Jay: That face you always make.
Game: Whatchu mean homie, that's just how I loo- *catches on and starts laughing* oh, I get it. You got jokes like Martin Lawrence. Tha's funny man. *points at Jay*
Jay: *points back*
Game: Aight, so about this lil beef or whatever. I was in the club, like 50 Cent, then I heard through the grapevine like Marvin Gaye, that you wanted some problems like Lil Scrappy.
Jay: Okay, well first off--
Game: NWA.
Jay: Huh?
Game: Express yourself.
Jay: .......okay, well first off I don't appreciate some of the comments you been throwin at my lil homie, Bleek.
Game: You got this nigga answerin yo' phone. He's Mr. Telephone Man, like New Edition.
Jay: But my homie is like my brother, and that's family. So it's like you disrespectin my family. You dig what I'm sayin?
Game: YEAH! like Usher and Lil Jon, baby.
Jay: *puts his hand on his forehead*
Game: But I'm sayin though... all those comments I made was like a year ago. Why did you wait until I had a number 1 album to respond?
Jay: ....I was busy.
Game: I got people in my ear saying so and so is jealous, and Jigga miss being number 1... like KRS.
Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect.
Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
Game: Word, I like her too.
Jay: Nigga...
Game: I got nothin but respect for you man. You're a legend.. like Dr. Dre, NWA, Rakim, Kane, NWA, Ice T, Scarface, NWA...
Jay: Thank you man, I appreciate that. But I think you need to understand your place and--
Game: My PLACE? Nigga you don't own me. I'm like Prince shavin "slave" on his cheek.
Jay: Nigga calm down.
Game: Nigga, I been crippin all my fuckin life. I swear to God I--
Jay: Crip? I thought you was blood.
Game: .................................I am.
Jay: Nigga how you been crippin all your life and you a blood?
Game: I'm BOTH, nigga.
Jay: Nigga you can't be a crip and a blood.
Game: I'm from Compton nigga, you can't tell me what the fuck I can and can't be. I been a crud my whole life.
Jay: Crud?
Game: A crippin blood, nigga.
Jay: Did you just.... make up a gang?
Game: *throws up complicated gang sign that includes the robot and cabbage patch*
Jay: Listen crud, mud, whatever...
*Bleek walks in Jay's office to check on the situation, hears the argumentative tone, and starts barking insults.*
Game: Sup nigga. How's Get Low Records doin?
Bleek: Yo Jay, you want me to fuckin handle this bitch ass nigga?
* Jay nonchalantly tilts his head, signifying Bleek should handle his business if he wants to. *
Bleek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
* Bleek rushes toward Game, who's still seated. Game, 6'5," calmly stands up and extends his hand. Towering over Bleek, Game grabs his head and prevents him from landing a single punch. Bleek swings his left and right fists, desperately, unable to reach Game. *
Game: Yo man, this shit here isn't even necessary. Not like the BDP album By All Means Necessary.
Bleek: UGH... Stop name-dropping faggot.
Game: Can I kick it like Tribe Called Quest?
Bleek: The fuck?!?
*Game launches a front kick to Bleek's face, knocking him back 5 yards through the door he came through*
Jay: I see you have some skill. *Jay stands up and takes off his blazer*
Game: *turns around to face Jay* Oh you want some of this? I'm ready like Tevin Campbell nigga.
Jay: But you have a long way to go. *Jay's clutches his fists, and pulls his arm back in a Tae Bo stance. His hands begin to glow red.* I'm that nigga.
Game: *looks at his hands and notices they're not glowing* Aw shit
*Jay walks over to Game, slowly, still in a fight stance.*
Game: I'm in trouble like 2Pac when he recorded in Brooklyn.
(( Jay-Z begins to smack red sparks out of Game. The Aftermath artist puts up his best effort, but it's futile. While landing few punches, Game soon realizes that even on his successful attempts, he burns his knuckles on Jay's shield. A flurry of back-hands and palm strikes send Game into an unfamiliar daze. Jay grabs him by the back of the neck and drags him over to the 30 gallon container of water.))
Jay: Who's that nigga?
Game: *Disoriented* What?
*Jay dips Game head-first into the tub of water for 30 seconds, while he kicks and struggles for his life*
Jay: *pulls Game up* Who's that nigga?
Game: *gasps for breath* Man what the fuck kinda--
*Jay dips Game's face back into the water, holding his head down longer, before pulling him out*
Game: *gasps for breath again*
Jay: Who's that nigga?
Game: YOU!
Jay: Who?
Game: Hova!
Jay: Louder.
Game: HOVA!
*Jay grabs Game by the neck and left arm, and tosses him across the room into a bookshelf. The books collapse on Game and he cowers into the corner.
Game: C'mon man, I'm allergic to them shits. Stop playin.
*Jay calmly walks over to Game, now in the fetal position in the corner of the office.*
Game: Please no more, Hova. I learnt my lesson.
Jay: I know...but you have one more lesson to learn.
Game: Wait... before you kill me, you gotta tell me. How'd you get your hands to glow and shit like that?
Jay: I told you.. I'm that nigga. How you think a nigga with this face could pull Beyonce?
Game: ...I just thought it was cause you rich.
Jay: *chuckles* She make more than me nigga... guess again. *Jay points to his crotch*
Game: *looks down, sees a glowing red light emanating from Jay's pants, and covers his face* C'mon man, I didn't need to see that like Stevie Wonder.
Jay: Goodbye my nigga.
Game: Nooooooooooo! No No No, like Destiny's-- *Jay covers Game's face, and he lets out a horrible, deafening shrill heard throughout the entire Def Jam building.*
* 90 seconds later *
(( Game's brother, Big Fase 100, and his entourage run into Jay's office, frantic and ready for confrontation. ))
Big Fase: What the fuck goin on in here?
*Jay-Z helps Game up off the ground and fixes his shirt*
Jay: Nothin... just a lil miscommunication, right Game?
Game: *puzzled, looks at Jay, then at his brother* Man... I just came to a realization.
Big Fase: Wha?
Game: There's so much more to life than this rap thing, this beefin...it's senseless. God put us here for a greater purpose. To serve him.
Big Fase: Nigga what the fuck is you talkin bout?
Game: I... I'm quitting rap and persuing a life as a minister.
Big Fase: You ain't soundin like no crud! *turns to Jay* Nigga what the fuck did you do to my brother!??!
Jay: Nothin. I think the brother just had a change of heart.
*Game, still disoriented, stumbles out of Jay's office, reciting Biblical passages while his crew screams death threats to the Def Jam office.*
*Bleek ;D consciousness in the lobby, and stands as Game's entourage passes him. Game kicks him in the face again, knocking him back out.*
Game: That was from God.
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read it on another site an thought it was worth postn lol
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i actually laughed at some of that shit
the name dropping was pretty fuckin funny but the fight shit was stupid
but good read hahaha
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damn, some1 has too much time on they hands... shit was funny tho lmao
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That Was Hi-Larious!
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in the beginning I thought it was real... but now I know it isnt..a shame but damn funny it is..lmao
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Hella Funny main
He had a change of heart- funny as hell
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lmao!!!!!
i usually find these lame, but damn that was funny. especially that part about Respect like Gladyis Night
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That shit was hilarious.
Oh, no doubt, like Gwen Stefani
That nigga does name drop his ass off
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whoever wrote it must know quite a bit to drop taht many names and that well too
the respect one cracked me up pretty good too
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damn, some1 has too much time on they hands... shit was funny tho lmao
:sign_werd:
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lol
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the shit was hilarious. The name dropping sounded like Lloyd banks's weak ass punchlines. Bank's similes are fuckin ridiculously common sense and predictable
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o god. that name droppin shit had me crackin up. lol it sounded just like him
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I wonder if Game makes faces like if he was taking a shit again in his next clip.
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Man that is some good clean fun
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that shit was funny :D
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lol
"Oh, no doubt, like Gwen Stefani"
ahhahahahha at first i was like...wtf? Wtf he is on about..later i read the more i understand hehe
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:laugh:
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LMAO this shit is funny as hell 8)
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Hella Funny main
He had a change of heart- funny as hell
lol yeah I was thinking... The one who wrote this must be pretty well up to date with all the Game facts... Fuckin' funny article tho
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pretty funny
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lol ;D very funny
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There's like 10 of these scenario's all having to do with Roc-A-Fella, I always read them on Ras Kass' forum.
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lol
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lol
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Jay: Okay, well first off--
Game: NWA.
Jay: Huh?
Game: Express yourself.
^^ that was my fav part, funny ish
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Hahaha
funny ish
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I wonder if Game read that he would think it's funny ;D
LOL
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Another Day at Aftermath Records
Eminem: Hey Dre, you wanted to see me?
Dre: Yeah, Marshall, listen. I been thinking, maybe you SHOULD tone down the anti-gay stuff in your lyrics.
Eminem: What, and cave into that PC bullshit? No way!
Dre: No it ain't that.
Eminem: Then why?
Dre: Well, Marshall, it's just too damn obvious that you're doing it out of denial. I mean, look at you! If you looked any gayer we'd have to call you Femminem. That bleach-blond George Clooney cut has got to be the most faggotty-looking hairdo I have ever seen...
(Suddenly Snoop Dogg walks in, his hair in Shirley Temple curls)
Snoop: 'Sup fellas?
Dre: ...uh, nevermind.
Snoop: Did I miss something? I was out smoking trees with Tha Eastsidaz. Yo Dre, I was kicking some fly lyrics while we was
smoking, check this out: Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay/Snoop Dogg in the house with Dr. Dre/Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yigh/Snoop Dogg puffing on chocolate thai...
Dre: uh, Snoop, I think maybe the audience would like to hear, ya know, something new...
Snoop: Oh, OK, how's this: Uh, Once upon a time not long ago/When people puffed on chronic and lived life slow...
Dre: uh, that's alright Snoop, let's let Marshall here write all the lyrics from now on, OK?
Eminem: Yeah, I got some dope new lyrics for ya, Snoop: I'm Snoop Dogg, I like to have sex with animals/ And Santa Claus, and stuff
my ass with joystick that are analog/ And random orcs, plus I'd like to fuck a man of-the cloth...
Snoop: Yo, yo, YO! fuck that! Have you ever written a verse that didn't include references to bestiality and other assorted bizzarre sex practices?
Eminem: Um, let me try something else: I'm a weed fiend, I live for tommorrow's smoke/ Wake up, and then I check my horoscope/ My
sign is Taurus, which is kinda ironic/ Cause I like to have sex with cattle after smoking hydroponic...
Snoop: Damn man, I knew it!!! You CAN'T do a verse without talking about animal love.
(MC Ren enters, carrying Dre's bags)
Ren: Yo Dre, forreal, I want my own set on this tour! This is bullshit man!
Dre: Motherfucker, what are you gonna do, perform all them smash hits off "Ruthless 4 Life"? Or "The Villian In Black", yeah, that was a big seller. Man, shut the fuck up, unless you wanna go back to working at Denny's with your pal DJ Yella.
(Westside Connection enters now)
Cube: WESSYDE!!!
Dre: No, no, no, Cube, you can't say that anymore. It'll make people think we're restarting the coastal war.
Snoop: Yeah, now we go EASSYDE!!!
Cube: Why's that?
Snoop: The East Coast fans will think we're talking about them, and the West Coast fans will think we're talking about East LA! It's all good!
Cube: But what about the fans in West LA? No, I got a better idea. Mack 10, WC, from now on, we are the Neutral Side Connection! I'll go call Common and see if he wants to be on our next album...
Dre: I still don't know guys. I mean, I promised the fans that tonight we'd debut this awesome new song, but Snoop is too busy
rehashing old stuff from "Doggystyle" and Eminem can't write lyrics without talking about having relations with half the zoo...if we don't come up with new lyrics soon, I don't know if I can go on.
Eminem: Why don't you write them yourself, Dre?
(pause)
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dre: HAHAHA, ho ho, that was a good one, Marshall. But seriously, where we gonna get the lyrics!
Eazy: Use the Force.
Dre: What the fuck!?
(the ghost of Eazy-E appears to Dre)
Eazy: Use the motherfuckin' Force, motherfucker!
Dre: Eazy! But, I don't know no Force, Eazy!
Eazy: Oh...then, in that case, just go on the web and bite some lyrics from one of them internet rap boards.
Dre: Brilliant! Thank you Eazy!
Eazy: Yeah, don't motherfuckin' mention it, now I'm out before I miss my foursome with 2Pac, Biggie, and Big Pun.
Dre: They got golf in Heaven?
Eazy: Dre, if this was Heaven I'd be playing basketball, not motherfuckin' golf...
(Eazy fades out)
Dre: OK, fellas, I'm ready for tonight's show!
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all of em are funny and they shit on bleek erry time
peep out www.roc-a-scenes.com
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Love the name dropping. The Def Jam Vendetta shit at the end was kinda wack, but it was still good.
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game's gotta stop that name droppin bs
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DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTZ
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LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dre one is even better than the Game and Jay-Z one!
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LMAO this shit is funny as hell 8)