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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: infinite59 on August 17, 2002, 06:52:29 AM
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A Day In The Life Of A Man Named X
(Xzibit is woken up by the music and all night partying coming from the house across the street, he angrily runs out in his pajamas to stop it, see's it's some Death Row employee's that moved in, tucks his tail, and runs right back home)
(Tells his white girlfriend)
Xzibit: Gosh dangit. Those ignorant muthafucka's. I swear to ya Mary Anne, as soon as this new album is released we are out of here.
X's girlfriend: But what if it doesn't sell very well, honey.
Xzibit: Naw, it's cool. I made a Jermaine Dupri diss that got people talking. Dre said he'd put his name on there as executive producer so that should give me another 800,000 worth of sales. And I'm off to the studio to make a song with Kurupt dissing Snoop
X's girlfriend: But I thought you liked Snoop and he's on your cd?
Xzibit: It's cool. He's in on it. He even helped us with some of the lyrics. Be right back, I got to go to the Death Row studio's. I better take a bodyguard with me.
(phone rings, it's Ras Kass)
Ras Kass: XXXXXXX to da muthafuckin ZZZZZZZ..... the black John McClain, Get Your Walk On... uhhh, yeah, uhh, yeah, Restless double platinum it's a sign of the times----
Xzibit: Okay Ras Kass you can stop sucking up to me now. The album is probably never going to drop anyway.
Ras Kass: (whiny voice) Ahhhhhh but you said it would. You said, you said you would...you promised...
Xzibit: I'll tell you what, maybe if you would have sold more than 100,000 copies on your first two albums, we would have a chance with the Golden State Project. Besides I don't really even have my own label, it just looked cool to say that when I was promotin my last album.
(Ras Kass starts crying, Xzibit hangs up on him, see's the Licks buzzing in on the other line, blocks call)
(Xzibit recording song with Kurupt, Suge abruptly barges in the door)
Suge: Look bitch. It's cool and all that your over here kissing our ass making this song, so we'll stop driving in front of your house staring you down. But really, we need you to diss Dre.
Xzibit: uhhhh.... I don't know. Dre sure did help me out with my last album. I mean.... I went from 300,000 to 1.5 million just cause his name was on it. Surely your not gonna make me-----
Suge: Do it You Mexican Bitch!!!!
Xzibit: Fine!!!-----
(After song, Xzibit heads to Aftermath studio's to play song for Dre and apologize)
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Thats nice.
Sales don't mean shit though ::)
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Thats nice.
Sales don't mean shit though ::)
It was just supposed to be some funny shit, not serious, I'm a big X fan, I was just bored writin some shit.
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yeah now act like nothing happened because it was a stupid joke.
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Damn, I was actually entertained. Nuthin better to do on this lazy Saturday mornin.
-Tha Rev
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lol, that was pretty funny.. Ras Kass crying.. lol
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LOL funny shit ;)
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LoL, good shit 'nite...
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lmao
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DO IT YOU MEXICAN BITCH!!!
^^^LMAO
Dope ish mayne
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Ras Kass: XXXXXXX to da muthafuckin ZZZZZZZ..... the black John McClain, Get Your Walk On... uhhh, yeah, uhh, yeah, Restless double platinum it's a sign of the times----
LMAO, 5 different quotes stuffed in on one sentence.
Funny shit.
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Xzibit is the best.