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Lifestyle => Train of Thought => Topic started by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on March 28, 2005, 03:05:48 PM
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So Mullah Nasrudin is walking out the masjid one day, when outside he see's a couple of beggars....
The first beggar asks, "Mullah Nasrudin, please, I need some money"
So Mullah Nasrudin questions the beggar...
Nasrudin- "Do you want to live lavishly?"
Beggar- "Yes"
Nasrudin- "Do you like to buy things to impress others?"
Beggar- "Yes"
Nasrudin- "Do you drink and hang out at bars and clubs?"
Beggar- "Yes"
----- So Mullah Nasrudin drops some dollars in his cup and moves on --- till the next man stops him----
Second Beggar- "Mullah Nasrudin, please, can you spare some money"
--- Mullah Nasrudin looks the beggar over and begins to ask him the same series of questions he asked the first beggar, the second beggar answers "No" to all of them. Mullah Nasrudin looks him over and drops some change in his cup.
Second Beggar- "But Mullah Nasrudin, you gave the other man more money, but I live a simple life of prayer and piety!"
---Mullah Nasrudin answered the man saying, "Then that is why I gave him dollars and gave you coins."
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wtf that sucked
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wtf that sucked
How much you get out of it depends on your level of consciousness.
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thats a good story, short simple and complex... nice.
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thats a good story, short simple and complex... nice.
thanks for appreciating it, and you could read this same, simple story a year from now and you might even get something different out of it. It's a product of Sufi literature that was popular during the riegn of the Ottoman Empire.
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Here's another story;
The Fir-Tree and the Bramble
"A Fur-Tree said boastingly to the Bramble, "You are useful for
nothing at all; while I am everywhere used for roofs and houses."
The Bramble answered: 'You poor creature, if you would only call
to mind the axes and saws which are about to hew you down, you
would have reason to wish that you had grown up a Bramble, not a
Fir-Tree."
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thats a good story, short simple and complex... nice.
thanks for appreciating it, and you could read this same, simple story a year from now and you might even get something different out of it. It's a product of Sufi literature that was popular during the riegn of the Ottoman Empire.
cool, it's similar style stories to some buddhist teachings i have read...
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this story is a stupid and borrring. i have better story for you. one time in kazakhstan a gypsy group attack my house and i go outside and say HEY FUCK TO YOU GO AWAY. the gypsy touch my horse in a bad way. i tell the gypsy again GO AWAY OR I SHOOT YOU. he no go away he throw a rock on my foot. then i say GO AWAY OR I GIVE YOU MY WIFE and the gypsy run. then i shoot him like a dog but i didnt eat him.
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this story is a stupid and borrring. i have better story for you. one time in kazakhstan a gypsy group attack my house and i go outside and say HEY FUCK TO YOU GO AWAY. the gypsy touch my horse in a bad way. i tell the gypsy again GO AWAY OR I SHOOT YOU. he no go away he throw a rock on my foot. then i say GO AWAY OR I GIVE YOU MY WIFE and the gypsy run. then i shoot him like a dog but i didnt eat him.
LOL
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this story is a stupid and borrring. i have better story for you. one time in kazakhstan a gypsy group attack my house and i go outside and say HEY FUCK TO YOU GO AWAY. the gypsy touch my horse in a bad way. i tell the gypsy again GO AWAY OR I SHOOT YOU. he no go away he throw a rock on my foot. then i say GO AWAY OR I GIVE YOU MY WIFE and the gypsy run. then i shoot him like a dog but i didnt eat him.
LOL, you are awesome
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im a 5th dimensional time traveler
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good story man
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Good story.. I dont really see it as complex but I think it did inspie thought.
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this story is a stupid and borrring. i have better story for you. one time in kazakhstan a gypsy group attack my house and i go outside and say HEY FUCK TO YOU GO AWAY. the gypsy touch my horse in a bad way. i tell the gypsy again GO AWAY OR I SHOOT YOU. he no go away he throw a rock on my foot. then i say GO AWAY OR I GIVE YOU MY WIFE and the gypsy run. then i shoot him like a dog but i didnt eat him.
LMFAO
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OK so maybe my level of conciousness resembles somthing of a prawn, I dont really get it. He dosnt need as much money becuz he just prays? What's the dif between $$$ and coins? Man I guess Im just not very enlightened because these stories don't invoke a sudden burst of expanding consciousness......But keep 'em coming, stuff like this only enrichens the forum. ;D
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OK so maybe my level of conciousness resembles somthing of a prawn, I dont really get it. He dosnt need as much money becuz he just prays? What's the dif between $$$ and coins? Man I guess Im just not very enlightened because these stories don't invoke a sudden burst of expanding consciousness......But keep 'em coming, stuff like this only enrichens the forum. ;D
fair enough.. thanks for reading anyway.
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this must be the stupidest story i ever read
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actually guys I got a parable for you................
there was a farmer who was growing corn
one day an enemy stopped by and put weeds in his corn(tarriff)
so the corn and this stuff that is like weeds grew right by each otherthe farmer was mad he said why do weeds
grow in my good crop?
the servant said an enemy came by and put weeds in your corn
he said let it grow together then we will seperate it
the weeds is the ones not saved
the corn is the good crop-or the christians
in the end the ones not saved will be thrown in fire lie weeds
and the good crop shall be put in the barn
I got another one...............
the only difference between a christian and a sinner is that the latter does not get up when they fall
just because someone is a christian does not make him any better then someone not saved
matter of fact when you are a chrsistian you are expected to do some stuff that eventually you will want to do
I am not bitching but sometimes everyvody watching you,makes it hard to live life"right"
ask a christian or the muslims that tell the truth
it is very hard and easy to follow jesus