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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Ratchet on March 30, 2005, 10:06:45 PM

Title: your mamma....
Post by: Ratchet on March 30, 2005, 10:06:45 PM
aight, let the bagging begin...
ONLY RULE IS NO ONE CATCH ANY FEELINGS,WE'RE ONLY CLOWNIN.
WITH THAT BEING SAID...

      YOUR MAMMA SO FAT SHE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY.
   
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: mauzip on March 30, 2005, 10:08:09 PM
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Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: ecrazy on March 30, 2005, 10:19:49 PM
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STANKY, SHE MADE RIGHT GUARD GO LEFT And SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 30, 2005, 10:22:40 PM
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STANKY, SHE MADE RIGHT GUARD GO LEFT And SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!



LOL thats pretty dope.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Fuck You, Pay Me on March 30, 2005, 10:24:03 PM
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STANKY, SHE MADE RIGHT GUARD GO LEFT And SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

this joke is a stupid. your mother is so ugly even a jew would not do the sexy time with her if she pay him.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: davida.b. on March 30, 2005, 10:40:52 PM
Your mom smells so bad that when she went to the graveyard, everyone died again.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 30, 2005, 10:49:33 PM
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STANKY, SHE MADE RIGHT GUARD GO LEFT And SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

this joke is a stupid. your mother is so ugly even a jew would not do the sexy time with her if she pay him.

That's awesome. Hi five.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Fuck You, Pay Me on March 30, 2005, 10:57:42 PM
Your mom smells so bad that when she went to the graveyard, everyone died again.

how they come alive before they die again? u stupid and ur joke stupid. u r dumber than a gypsy.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: ecrazy on March 30, 2005, 11:03:10 PM
Your mom smells so bad that when she went to the graveyard, everyone died again.

how they come alive before they die again? u stupid and ur joke stupid. u r dumber than a gypsy.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOO UGLY, THE JEWS SAID TO HER "LOOK @ YOU, YOUR SO UGLY, YOUR UGLYER THAN WE" AND SHE CRIED AND THEY LAUGHED AND I LAUGHED AT YOU, YOU ESTUPID!
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Fuck You, Pay Me on March 30, 2005, 11:09:17 PM
Your mom smells so bad that when she went to the graveyard, everyone died again.

how they come alive before they die again? u stupid and ur joke stupid. u r dumber than a gypsy.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOO UGLY, THE JEWS SAID TO HER "LOOK @ YOU, YOUR SO UGLY, YOUR UGLYER THAN WE" AND SHE CRIED AND THEY LAUGHED AND I LAUGHED AT YOU, YOU ESTUPID!

you kill the joke and this uh how do u say ah thread. youre not a crazy youre a idiot.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: DreSnoop00 on March 30, 2005, 11:11:24 PM
your mamma's so stupid she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on March 31, 2005, 12:08:51 AM
yo mama is so fat she uses a matteras as a tampon
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Caution2006 on March 31, 2005, 07:31:49 AM
Your mom smells so bad that when she went to the graveyard, everyone died again.
lmao that had me laughing 4 sum reason
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: hope glimmers on March 31, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
ok this may sound kinda weird... but i got two of em

your mommas so poor, her boobs are real!


your momma  so ugly, shes only been married once!
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Ratchet on March 31, 2005, 09:37:27 AM
 ;D
heres a few to get your minds going...
LOL...

AIGHT ..your mamma so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the coutch.
your mom so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck...
she so fat yo, I try'd to drive around her and ran out of gas.
mom so old she new king tut when he was a prince, bitch so old she blows dust...LMAO
MOM aint got no neck so she uses head and sholders....
she so stupid she thought "st. ides" was a church..
mamma glasses so thick she can see people waving to her on road maps.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: BigBDrugStores on March 31, 2005, 06:36:32 PM
your mamma was disappointed when she had you.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Caution2006 on March 31, 2005, 07:50:39 PM
your momma so ugly she gave marthur luther king a nightmare
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: BigBDrugStores on March 31, 2005, 07:58:01 PM
your momma so ugly she gave marthur luther king a nightmare
now thats funny
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: w£st §1De iS dÄ bEst Side on March 31, 2005, 10:51:58 PM
if u gays wear talkin two my mama like these she get very mad and squeze ur little dick till it fall of
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on April 01, 2005, 12:16:51 AM
if u gays wear talkin two my mama like these she get very mad and squeze ur little dick till it fall of
MAN SHUT UR FUCKIN ALPACCINO SCARFACE ILLEAGE ALIEN ASS UP UR NOT FUNNY U R FUCKIN DIRT BAG
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: w£st §1De iS dÄ bEst Side on April 01, 2005, 12:26:31 AM
if u gays wear talkin two my mama like these she get very mad and squeze ur little dick till it fall of
MAN SHUT UR FUCKIN ALPACCINO SCARFACE ILLEAGE ALIEN ASS UP UR NOT FUNNY U R FUCKIN DIRT BAG

oh men these gay rilly angry he nee two take chill pill and go jack of to relieve the stress
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: wilz on April 01, 2005, 08:03:14 AM
;D
heres a few to get your minds going...
LOL...

AIGHT ..your mamma so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the coutch.
your mom so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck...
she so fat yo, I try'd to drive around her and ran out of gas.
mom so old she new king tut when he was a prince, bitch so old she blows dust...LMAO
MOM aint got no neck so she uses head and sholders....
she so stupid she thought "st. ides" was a church..
mamma glasses so thick she can see people waving to her on road maps.


U fuckin stole them from www.joke.com cos i read them all on there lol.


Ur mama so dumb she could't pour water out a shoe with the instructions on the bottom!

Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: ygB on April 01, 2005, 11:06:20 AM
Wilz...you retaRDED HOMIE...because Ratchet knows how to bag he stole them from a web site?????..
Ive heard all those b4 and not from no dumb ass site..in the hood and school...dont be a hater!

you and your mamma so stuPID you try'D to robb 7-11 with a plastic fork..
fool your mamma so fat she uses a bed matress for a maxi pad.
your daddy so bald I can read his thoughts.
your mamma got so much hair under her arms it looks like she got buckweat in the head lock.
whats your daddy with out a lawn mower?  UNEMPLOYED
you mamma got a pinto station wagon wtih an 8 track pull out on plasitc gold hubcap spinners with a picture of a cow on the doors.
YOU MAMMA SUCKS DICK FOR GAS MONEY AND DONT EVEN DRIVE!


Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Westcoastin' on April 01, 2005, 11:56:13 AM
You were in the load your mom shoulda swallowed.

Whats Your Life worth?   The $150 your mamma couldnt afford.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: OneHittaSpitta on April 01, 2005, 07:26:29 PM
your mama's like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a night

Your mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

your mama's so black she leaves fingerprints in charcoal

your mama's like a toilet...round, white, and smells like shit

your mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and the bitch comes back for more

Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on April 02, 2005, 12:00:14 PM
your mama's like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a night

Your mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

your mama's so black she leaves fingerprints in charcoal

your mama's like a toilet...round, white, and smells like shit

your mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and the bitch comes back for more


LMFAO AHAHHAHAHA
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: THOEDINTHEGAME on April 02, 2005, 12:06:52 PM
Yo momma so fat she gotta wack up in sections...
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: ygB on April 11, 2005, 11:38:40 AM
your so poor you live in a 2 story dorrito bag
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: BigBDrugStores on April 11, 2005, 01:30:18 PM
Yo momma so fat she gotta wack up in sections...
what the fuck are you talking about?
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: lil layzie on April 11, 2005, 01:42:06 PM
...dies...
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: stra8uplaya on April 15, 2005, 08:21:59 PM
LOL..............................................Ya'll Momz r so fuckin dumb tha tha that they're not so smart.Top dat bitchez.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: BAY_BOY_408 on April 15, 2005, 09:04:46 PM
Yo Mamma is so fat, at da zoo, da elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo Mamma is so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo Mamma so dumb, she stole free bread.

Yo Mamma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo Mamma is so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: THOEDINTHEGAME on April 23, 2005, 01:27:38 PM
Yo momma so fat she gotta wack up in sections...
what the fuck are you talking about?

About yo momma nigga...she got one toe and one knee...everybody call her Tony...
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: lbc213 on April 23, 2005, 02:54:48 PM
your mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and the bitch comes back for more

Ow LMAO!!!!!
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Shahizzle on April 24, 2005, 12:57:03 AM
ok this may sound kinda weird... but i got two of em

your mommas so poor, her boobs are real!


your momma  so ugly, shes only been married once!
they were off malibus most wanted ey?
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Shahizzle on April 24, 2005, 12:57:41 AM
your momma so ugly she gave marthur luther king a nightmare

HAHAHA
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Shahizzle on April 24, 2005, 12:59:37 AM
LOL..............................................Ya'll Momz r so fuckin dumb tha tha that they're not so smart.Top dat bitchez.

daym!! u got us there playa  ::)
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Shahizzle on April 24, 2005, 01:00:41 AM
Your mumma's Ass is so big, when she sits down, the bitch is taller  8)
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Ratchet on May 18, 2005, 11:08:22 AM
your mamma under arms so hairy it looks like she got buck weat in a head lock
Title: Re: your mamma....
Post by: Ratchet on May 18, 2005, 11:10:23 AM
your mamma smells so bad she makes right gaurd go left
your daddy so bald I can read his thoughts..
fool aint got no neck so he gotta use head and sholders..