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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Mac 10 † on April 23, 2005, 07:12:28 AM
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Scottish Inventions
The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by Charles Mackintosh from Glasgow, SCOTLAND. En route to his office he strides along an English lane surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, SCOTLAND. Sometimes he drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, SCOTLAND. At the office he receives the mail, bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers of Dundee, SCOTLAND. During the day he uses the telephone, invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, SCOTLAND. At home in the evening, his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by blacksmith Kirkpatrick Macmillan of Dumfries, SCOTLAND. He watches the news on television, invented by John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, SCOTLAND, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy, founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, SCOTLAND. He has by now been reminded too much of SCOTLAND and in desperation he picks up the bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a SCOT, King James VI, who authorised its translation. Nowhere can an Englishman escape the ingenuity of the SCOTS. He could take to drink, but the SCOTS make the best in the world. He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, SCOTLAND. If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table, being injected with penicillin, discovered by Alexander Fleming of Darvel, SCOTLAND, and given an anaesthetic, discovered by Sir James Young Simpson of Bathgate, SCOTLAND. On coming out of the anaesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, SCOTLAND.
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Scotland also invented football...
"In 1872 Queen’s Park FC hosted the world’s first international against England. It was played at the West of Scotland Cricket Ground in Partick, Glasgow."
"The English clubs started importing players to teach English players the passing and running game. They called them ‘Scotch Professors’. When England was still divided over which set of rules to use, Scotland had the Scottish Football Association (SFA), one set of rules for Cup-ties and one style. The SFA was the world’s first true national association."
"The English FA fought to stop the Scottish game taking over. They lost. It’s funny then how you will read how the ‘combination game’ of passing and running was perfected by Preston North End in England, they had eight Scots in their team! You will read that the Brazilians learnt football from the English (no they didn’t: Archie McLean was from Paisley near Glasgow) or that England invented football. Why spoil a good story with the truth?"
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Damn, never knew the scottis invented all those things
thank God for them ;)
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good shit no doubt yell
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Scotland also invented football...
"In 1872 Queen’s Park FC hosted the world’s first international against England. It was played at the West of Scotland Cricket Ground in Partick, Glasgow."
"The English clubs started importing players to teach English players the passing and running game. They called them ‘Scotch Professors’. When England was still divided over which set of rules to use, Scotland had the Scottish Football Association (SFA), one set of rules for Cup-ties and one style. The SFA was the world’s first true national association."
"The English FA fought to stop the Scottish game taking over. They lost. It’s funny then how you will read how the ‘combination game’ of passing and running was perfected by Preston North End in England, they had eight Scots in their team! You will read that the Brazilians learnt football from the English (no they didn’t: Archie McLean was from Paisley near Glasgow) or that England invented football. Why spoil a good story with the truth?"
You complete and utter shit cunt. The first game of football was in 1872 eh? Don't talk shit.
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You complete and utter shit cunt. The first game of football was in 1872 eh? Don't talk shit.
1.it is a quote so i didnt say it
2.international doesn't mean 1st game of football ever
3.get educated fool
:-*
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You said Scotland invented football, not that they played the first international game. They clearly didn't.
And what's this blowing a kiss thing? You a sneaky cock watching cunt eh?
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Scotland invented football and Golf so stick it up ur faggot ass english cunt
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Good shit man now we know that the earth would be just as barren without Scotts as it would be without African Americans. God bless tyres and the mop.
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LOL ... scotts versing brits all over again, cant we all just get along :D
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Scotland invented football and Golf so stick it up ur faggot ass english cunt
scotland invented faggots too! :D :D
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Shame you can't play it for shit though eh Wilz?
Might be up Scotland way in a few months, whereabouts are you?
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scotland invented faggots too!
:o gr8 comeback mate (Y), :o we invented sarcasm too (Y)
nyways its clear to say that wifout us scottish the world wood be shite, and it looks as tho thers quite alot of scottish ppl in this site, takin over this shit lol
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Yeah but smackhead numbers would be down, wouldn't they?
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^ ROFL
thanks to movies.. americans think either
1) scots are junkies a'la trainspotting
or
2) scots are like "fat bastard" from austin powers :D
p.s. england gave mike myers his first tv break ;)
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Was is Airdrie a good few months back and it reminded me of Rotherham. Loads of fat slags with kids and a bunch of smackheads walking about looking for people to rob. I just gave them my "I'm cool as fuck and harder then a brick shit house" look.
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Was is Airdrie a good few months back and it reminded me of Rotherham. Loads of fat slags with kids and a bunch of smackheads walking about looking for people to rob. I just gave them my "I'm cool as fuck and harder then a brick shit house" look.
yeh u had to give them that "look" didnt you?
coz u a straight up hard-talking pussy
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It's not like I went past flexing my muscles tho eh?
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OiYou Come to Glasgow, get the train to Kilmarnock (leaves at 48 minutes past the hour) and get off at Stewarton.
Oh and about that football thing, we cant play? mmm who won last time we played? mmmm Wembley 1-0 i believe. and don't think of mentionin 66 cos we wouldn't want to burst your bubble with 67 now would we? i got that shit on tape, u wanna watch the "world champs" get taught a lesson?
Bitch please ur nation produces more dickheads than any other. Why are England so up there own arse to relise that no other nation likes them?
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lol.. why u so defensive? u been wound up and are acting the fool...
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OiYou Come to Glasgow, get the train to Kilmarnock (leaves at 48 minutes past the hour) and get off at Stewarton.
Oh okay, I'll just drop the job and get on those frequent Sheffield to Kilmarnock trains. ::)
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like u said ur comin up to scotland soon. drop by 8)
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Canadians invented hockey..so fuck all yall!
P.S. there is more canadians than scots..we already took over this site! ;D