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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Perfection on May 02, 2005, 12:09:37 PM
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From: WWE.com
Christian's Backlash rap
Just prior to the main event of Backlash, Christian came to the ring to talk about his own main event status, the upcoming WWE Draft Lottery, John Cena and more. Rather than simply taking about these topics, however, Christian rapped his thoughts. Here's what he had to say:
On RAW, you’ve got Batista with muscles to spare
But he’s got charisma, like Tomko’s got hair.
You got Triple H and Ric Flair, their legend still grows
26 titles between them, and the world’s biggest nose.
Have you heard the one about JBL, you know the rich guy on SmackDown!?
Well I hear his taxes are still soaring
But he’s no wrestling God, just a God of boring.
Seems to me I’m forgetting somebody…who am I forgetting?
Oh yeah, he’s the guy that inspired this little rap, the WWE Champion John Cena.
Well I got a little something for him
You wanna hear it? Well it goes a little something like this.
Hey Cena, you think I’m jealous of your fortune and fame
Well you talk like Snoop Dogg, but you look like Corey Haim
So after the draft, whether it’s RAW or SmackDown!, JR or Michael Cole
I will be champion, cuz THAT’S HOW I ROLL!
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Christian > John Cena
Lyrically and as a wrestler
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how sad is it that Chrisitan's raps are >>>>>>>>>90 % ofanything called "rap" on MTV
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how sad is it that Chrisitan's raps are >>>>>>>>>90 % ofanything called "rap" on MTV
hehe ya
peace
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Christian > John Cena
Lyrically and as a wrestler
lol..word
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Heel Cena > any other WWE raps, including K-Kwik.
Yo Brock, talking to you is like talking to a caveman.
I'd be better off drawing little sticks in the sand.
You've gone soft Brock, you're like Ben-gay ointment.
Yeah, you hold the title; "World's Biggest Dissapointment"
With a knife and a dictionary, you still couldn't cut a promo right.
I'm the New Big Thing dude, you're not even a Prototype.
I told you paybacks coming, so be ready to tape and tuck.
You careless? We'll I'm fearless, and I don't give a ______!
and for those that don't know, Prototype was John Cena's gimmick in OVW... lol.
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greatest battle ever.
Christian's Rap:
My name is Christian, the king of crunk.
I'm taking you to school Cena, and your gonna flunk.
I'm Captain Charisma, read them in weeps.
I'm gonna throw you out for all my peeps.
And just like Dracula, comes from Transylvania.
I'm winning the Rumble, and going on to WrestleMaina.
John Cena's Rap:
Captain Charisma. Walking around with your fake smile.
Think you can rap just because you watched 8 Mile.
Word on the street is that your peeps are weak.
And you and Blackbeard share a bedroom sleep.
Yo, this is the Chain Gang, we run the showdown.
Tonight's like your sex life, your ass is gonna go down.
I go to the ring when my name is called.
You can pick my number, you like playing with balls