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Title: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Knoshen on May 12, 2005, 01:41:18 AM
hahah does this guy have to give props to everything out on universal, his lyrics are a fuckin advertisment for the entire hip hop and universal back catalouge

these shoudl be the lyrics for his next single
this ones for all you interscope supporters"

"i'm gonna make your face look like a marilyn manson video"
"i spin nothing but classics, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Digital Underground's Sex Packets"
"pavarotti's got some shit that you should not miss, like mario winans, nickleback and luda-fuckin-cris"
"black eyed peas are wondering wheres the love? you guys gotta buy more cds. if beck out sells them im gunna bust my outmy nine inch nails"
"that new mariah carey ain't bad, fuck what they say, nirvana wasn't a fad"
"will smith and eminem are friends, there ain't no beef. you guys gotta hear the new vanessa carlton, it's some sweet heat"
"i'm an audioslave to this back catalogue, too many classics for me to ever hog"
"whose this new keyshia cole? if she doesn't sell i got a plan B for her. i know a few young brothers who need a woman for their pole"
"what's coming out this week? i don't know. why not pick up 2003's eminem show"
"the wallflowers and obie trice. you better by that shit twice"
"my shit's hotter than 98 degrees, ben harper's in this bitch and he don't say please"
"jimmy eat world has a hard core pace, listento that shit every night. you better too or im gunna send jimmy to eat your face"
"brian mcknight likes to get really slow, i like lifehouse, LL Cool J and Lil' Romeo"
"ashley macisaac hates niggers, oh well. his records are dope they'll probably still sell"
"look out for detox, it's sure to make a scene. i know i'll be thrown a bill down on some eve"
"george strait had fifty number ones, that ain't no lie, pick up some guns n roses before axl rose dies"
"g-unit clothes, we know they're the shit, check out stores now, they're all up in it"

"universal records got a universal appeal.
everybody on here's got a 7 figure deal.
check out these records, see how they make you feel.
check out these records, but please buy, don't steal"


"don't forgeta but t.a.t.u. oh, and olivia too. that shits important 'cause someone has to pay for lloyd bank's shoes"
"montell jordan used to rep UNV, just like kiss, toby keith, thrice and tommy lee"
"three doors down from tom petty lives tom t. hall, but the Roots of this equation are toots & the maytalls"
"puddle of mud got a new one coming out, watch for fred durst, and stefani from no doubt"
"i've never had a limp bizkit, but i heard that new weezer and it's hot shit"
"ruff ryder click rides for interscope, papa roach, sonic youth man all that shit is dope"
"my dick gets hard when i hear Sting. he don't need a badge, all he gotta do is sing"
"cash money records sold a fuckin lot of stacks, BG, birdman, juvenile, they all got platinum plaques"
"leon redbone was the snowman in elf, moody blues, keane and murphy lee, i think i just jizzed myself"
"sum 41, that new record's tight. think i'll go home, play some Elton John tonight"
"jack johnson strums guitars and hits the waves, a smart music buyer grabs universal classics and saves, saves, saves"
"s club had a tv show with mad funny jokes, tom jones, U2 and the Eels are all good folks"
"best buy is the place where i lay my coin down. best selection, nicest staff, lowest prices in town"
"the rugrats movie soundtrack is something i got. busta rhymes with aftermath? that shit is so bought"
"vince gill is my nigga on the country scene. willie nelson, tracy lawrence, you know that's way i lean"
"ashanti, ja rule and murder inc ain't so bad, joe buddens either, we all got the same dad.
we all get allowance from the same corporate scene, interscope chairman jimmy iovine"

"universal records got a universal appeal.
everybody on here's got a 7 figure deal.
check out these records, see how they make you feel.
check out these records, but please buy, don't steal"


"foxy brown, bitch looks hot. godsmack, jojo, akon, D-12, Dru Hill, TQ, Twiztid, all CDs i bought"
"that  moulin rouge video is so fly. bryan adam's and days of new, now thats shit to buy"
"lionel richie's got a daughter that i'd like to fuck, lil' wayne and loretta lynn surely do not suck"
"nelly furtado makes my heart scream. mya reminds me of chocolate ice cream. but every guy knows the real ghetto queen is kiley dean"
"terri clark is a bitch in a cowboy hat, i'd like see The Briefs on her that cover the cat"
"vanessa carlton, now that baby's got back. i wouldn't mind finding sheryl crow in my sack"
"a new CD from the charlatans UK, if you don't like christina milian, nigga, you must be gay"
"shania twain's got a hole that i know i'd like to fill, like the hole in your collection if you don't own aaron neville"
"roy jones jr, that niggas with this crew, fuck with chris cornell and he'll know you out too"
"enrique inglesias is my boy, fuck with him and bubba sparxx with make you his toy"
"alien ant farm ain't no one hit wonder. they'll be back with another remake of AC/DC's classic thunder"
"chumbawumba had a hit back 1997, counting crows, diana krall, nigga i'm in heaven"
"baby bash, BB King, ATC it ain't no thing, makin classic records like a jeweller makes rings"
"diana ross was the head of the supremes, but papa roach, rammstein and tank will take you to extremes"
 "this time last year i bought the new erick sermon, face to face, garbage and johnny cash are all real deservin"
"cash money records sold a fuckin lot of stacks, BG, birdman, juvenile, they all got platinum plaques"
"madonna ain't that old, her new record's bomb, michelle branch, santana and more at umusic dot com"

"universal records got a universal appeal.
everybody on here's got a 7 figure deal.
check out these records, see how they make you feel.
check out these records, but please buy, don't steal"


Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: The Watcher on May 12, 2005, 01:43:23 AM
those lyrics are ass
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Appetite on May 12, 2005, 02:54:26 AM
Is this a joke or an actual song?

Product placement gone wrong if this is real...
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Darksider on May 12, 2005, 04:53:55 AM
lol
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Ðøšïå on May 12, 2005, 08:36:38 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Makaveli R.I.P. on May 12, 2005, 09:55:06 AM
those lyrics are ass
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Jome on May 12, 2005, 10:21:53 AM
Is this a joke or an actual song?

I wonder as well, Game is a even bigger joke if this is true..
It's probably a joke, but you never know with Game.

Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: DonRafaele on May 12, 2005, 12:07:51 PM
those lyrics are ass


right...
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: SGV on May 12, 2005, 12:49:51 PM

these shoudl be the lyrics for his next single

Did you guys even read this shit?

Those lyrics aren't even structured like Game's rhymes.
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: _That_Cracka_J on May 12, 2005, 01:05:50 PM
I'm just wondering who took time to write that shit ::)
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Woozie on May 12, 2005, 01:16:34 PM
I'm just wondering who took time to write that shit ::)

exactly  :o :loser: :loco:
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: LyRiCaL_G on May 12, 2005, 01:21:41 PM
Is this a joke or an actual song?

I wonder as well, Game is a even bigger joke if this is true..
It's probably a joke, but you never know with Game.



lol@jome hatin on game since his beef with gunit........game album shits all over banks......



and whoever wrote those lyrics needs a life

Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: gchild213 on May 12, 2005, 02:40:50 PM
def not game writin that, i think the point of the post was a joke to show how game drops names
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Jome on May 12, 2005, 02:47:17 PM
lol@jome hatin on game since his beef with gunit........game album shits all over banks......


Well, Game did dickride G-Unit to a new unknown level before he got fired, so with the pointless name-dropping in every song this could almost be true..
And since we bring up things that have no relation to the thread: 2001 shits all over The Documentary.
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: white Boy on May 12, 2005, 02:51:41 PM
that was funny as shit, some of you guys are just plain idiots.. no offence...
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Larrabee on May 12, 2005, 02:54:08 PM
"what's coming out this week? i don't know. why not pick up 2003's eminem show"

That came out in 2002, by the way.
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Juronimo on May 12, 2005, 03:01:28 PM
I found it amusing.
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: -CaliKid- on May 12, 2005, 05:57:21 PM
"what's coming out this week? i don't know. why not pick up 2003's eminem show"

That came out in 2002, by the way.

i think that was making fun of the line in 'Dreams' where Game goes," woke up out that coma in 2001, same time Dre dropped 2001"
when it was actually released in 1999
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Larrabee on May 13, 2005, 09:07:17 AM
"what's coming out this week? i don't know. why not pick up 2003's eminem show"

That came out in 2002, by the way.

i think that was making fun of the line in 'Dreams' where Game goes," woke up out that coma in 2001, same time Dre dropped 2001"
when it was actually released in 1999

Yeah, I thought about that too. Makes sense if ya put it that way. I'm still scratching my head at that line from "Dreams"...
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: LyRiCaL_G on May 13, 2005, 11:29:07 AM
lol@jome hatin on game since his beef with gunit........game album shits all over banks......


Well, Game did dickride G-Unit to a new unknown level before he got fired, so with the pointless name-dropping in every song this could almost be true..
And since we bring up things that have no relation to the thread: 2001 shits all over The Documentary.


word 2001 is better than documentary, actually better than many albums..........but banks debut was wack compared to games......i just thought id mention it since your known to be a banks groupie......shiiit everytime he drops a new 16, we get the usual "banks killed it" drop from you.......thats why i bought it up......see if you'd deny it or not......obviously you got a lil touchy on this so you bought up 2001......u got game young'n!
Title: Re: Here is why the game blows
Post by: Jome on May 13, 2005, 09:09:19 PM
2001 > Documentary > Hunger for more > The 2 latest Snoop albums

And that's all that needs to be said about that.