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Title: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: davida.b. on May 26, 2005, 01:19:34 PM
I Link, Therefore I am
by George Simpson, Monday, Apr 25, 2005 8:17 AM EST
A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Mac 10 † on May 26, 2005, 01:21:24 PM
all i can say is

R.I.P.

shame he got so caught up
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on May 26, 2005, 01:21:57 PM
lolol he died of starvation...just bring some food with you on the pc lol
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Deeez Nuuuts on May 26, 2005, 01:38:30 PM
lol at how someone can die of starvation from using the internet, but at the same time R I P
He could have at least ordered some food from the internet
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: ecrazy on May 26, 2005, 01:45:30 PM
Was He A Member Of This Forum?
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on May 26, 2005, 01:51:20 PM
LOLOL
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Larrabee on May 26, 2005, 01:51:28 PM
This dude obviously had serious problems, to be literally online addicted. He died for an extremely stupid reason, not to sound like a dick, but his family should feel somewhat resonsible... ???
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Deeez Nuuuts on May 26, 2005, 01:55:49 PM
This dude obviously had serious problems, to be literally online addicted. He died for an extremely stupid reason, not to sound like a dick, but his family should feel somewhat resonsible... ???

Exactly, its funny how somebody can die of starvation in the western world
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Kill on May 26, 2005, 01:59:09 PM
RIP Jamal
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: westkoastanostra on May 26, 2005, 02:42:21 PM
all i can say is WUTTA FUCK?
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 26, 2005, 02:55:41 PM
What an idiot.
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Macaframa on May 26, 2005, 03:59:15 PM
LOL damn,
R.I.P
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: eS El Duque on May 26, 2005, 04:47:56 PM
LMAO!
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Jimmy Cash2120 on May 26, 2005, 06:25:59 PM
"It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior.
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Suga Foot on May 26, 2005, 06:42:08 PM
why the hell didn't his family just unplug the computer?
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: madsamoan on May 26, 2005, 06:45:47 PM
That's a sad and idiotic way to go out.What's wrong with people nowadays?
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: ::Mr. Hahn:: on May 26, 2005, 07:52:56 PM
shit thats messed up...but it is bs?
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: BigBDrugStores on May 26, 2005, 08:14:19 PM
He was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.
what?
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: mrtonguetwista on May 26, 2005, 08:21:42 PM
Reminds me of the legendary EM28 ;D
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: BigBDrugStores on May 26, 2005, 08:23:09 PM
hey seer. Dont forget to eat
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: 'EclipZe on May 27, 2005, 08:29:32 AM
all i can say is WUTTA FUCK?
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on May 27, 2005, 08:56:35 AM
lolol he died of starvation...just bring some food with you on the pc lol
lmao,no R.I.P.'s from me,he completely deserved it.
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: Jimmy Cash2120 on May 27, 2005, 10:53:25 AM
Reminds me of the legendary EM28 ;D

lmao i remember that kid. he used to post topics like "i'm going to sleep, goodnight" lol
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: wilz on May 27, 2005, 11:42:05 AM
BULLSHIT, read his sons comment, the guy is almost tellin jokes. lol there is no way thats true
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: eS El Duque on May 27, 2005, 12:52:41 PM
BULLSHIT, read his sons comment, the guy is almost tellin jokes. lol there is no way thats true

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A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.

It's real homie  :-\
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: eKardz on May 27, 2005, 01:13:00 PM
this shit is definatley fake.  there is no way he would be able to deal with the hunger pains and shit of not eating but continue to type and shit b/s
Title: Re: Some people will die for the internet....
Post by: eS El Duque on May 27, 2005, 02:14:00 PM
this shit is definatley fake.  there is no way he would be able to deal with the hunger pains and shit of not eating but continue to type and shit b/s

why do you gotta ruin it