West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: MANBEARPIG. on June 14, 2005, 02:10:12 AM
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I copied this from my myspace blog directly bear with me:
So I destroyed a cat on the way home from dropping off ronald and when I say Destroy I mean DESTROY not a quick painless death but a slpw torture, purely accidental might I add. Anyway heres tyhe story, I let Ronald out at his place and drive up Brandywood, about 6 houses up from morse a cat darts out in front of my car, I swerve to miss it and another one from the shadows comes out and goes past my right wheels, they came from the right, and gets smashed by my left, I felt a bump, a hard bump, like I hit a speed bump or something, I quickly tensed up and squirmed in my seat as I looked into my rear view I saw the silouhette of a cat seemingly stuck to the ground while the tail end flails frantically as if it could make it out alive. I got home still a little ansy and walked to my frnt door stuck my key in the lock and from the corner of my eye I see a cat in my lawn, no face tho no defining features, more like a shadow cast from my neighbor's lights. I finally got the door open and stepped into the house, the cant didnt move until I slammed the security door to scare it off...was it the cat's souls cursng me or another cat? nobody knows. So anyone going down brandy wood tomorrow look out for my victory corpse!
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(http://hackvan.com/pub/stig/pix/cats/demon-cat.jpg)
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lmao....i ran over a dog once
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lmao....i ran over a dog once
lol So did I.
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I hit a dog and when I got home, shit was all over the side of my car door.
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I nearly ran a dog over once, the stupid cunt wouldnt move.
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i hit a bunny rabbit once. i was driving i saw it but kept going straight, it then hit my left rear tire. and then i looked back and it was dead
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i tried to run over this muthafucka on a bicycle that wasnt in tha bike lane once....but he got away....
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you guys are stupid
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you guys are stupid
yah mama...