West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: krazykokonutz on June 14, 2005, 09:45:40 AM
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hey guys i was reading through the la times website and thought id just post these things sent in by a teacher about her students papers
School daze: More student bloopers collected by high school teacher Juel Goldstock:
• They lacked parental guidance. They were salvages.
• My bedroom is round and has 4 walls.
• Q. Where is Magic Mountain? A: It's in the Magic Mountains.
• Mute: adj. silent. The mute is too loud.
• Q. Where did Lee surrender to Grant? A: Germany.
• Parched: adj. dry. "I washed my clothes. Mom, can you parched them?"
• Frankenstein's monster killed but, in his heart, he had softener for women.
• I'm an only child so I get my own walking closet.
L.A. Insult of the Day: From San Francisco Chronicle TV critic Tim Goodman: "Fully realized ideas in television are like natural breasts in Los Angeles — rare, elusive and wonderful."
miscelLAny: In the category of unfortunate phrasing in an advertisement, Bill Quade of Van Nuys recalled a radio spot in which a hospital asked listeners "to open your heart and give blood." And that's all the news from Only in L.A. from our offices here, just south of the Magic Mountains
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those were so funny.
i liked the 4 walls one and the parched the most, i say parched all the time, and people think im crazy, it sounds better than thirsty though.