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Title: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Conan on August 16, 2005, 01:59:35 PM
We all know that Daz says some crazy (and pretty damn funny) things in interviews and on the 'net, right? Well, I've created this thread so as to compile some of the craziest things D-A-Z has ever said in interviews. Feel free to add any ones you find, and here's some I've collected to start it off:

(On whether he likes the music of Eminem and would be willing to work with him. Sept '03. Raptism.com) ''Eminem? Yea I love Eminem, I love Dr Dre, you know i love all of them. But because I'm on So so Def you know what I mean? I wouldnt even go for anymore of that dissin stuff u know.''

(Later in the same interview: On the prospect of working with 50 Cent on the 'DPG-Unit' project. Sept '03. Raptism.com)   ''We was on the bus and we did alot of songs and it's just a matter of when it's gonna come out. Just to let everybody know, it's a good thing! We bringing the peace tour, Dr Dre, Em, Jermaine and 50, lets get this mah'fuckin money.''

(On whether ''Tha Last Of Tha Pound'' will be the final Dogg Pound album. Sept '03. Raptism.com) ''Nah thats the last DPG album, I'ma put together a DPG album, me and Kurupt, I'ma kick his ass and make him work for me!''

(On whether he will still be running ''DPG Recordz'' now that he had signed to ''So So Def''. Sept '03. Raptism.com) ''I'ma make up a label called 'Suck My Ass' and i run everything!''

Oh my goodness...I love the way Daz contradicts himself there. Talking about how he loves Eminem but couldn't work with him because of his So So affiliation...then later talking about touring with him! Then how he's released the last DPG album, only to follow that by saying he'll release another!

 ;D

I know this thread has great comedy potential, so lets keep it moving!
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Conan on August 16, 2005, 02:08:04 PM
Here's another that I had to add quickly. The last few lines slay me:

(On his stormy relationship with Kurupt and ''Death Row''. January '05. Contrabandit.com): ''I just ain't messing with it. Too many people getting killed in the game. So we take it seriously. There ain't no coming back. You betrayed us. I can't be around you man, cuz I don't trust you. There’s a lot of shit that happens with me. I got to stay humble man. I go to anger management class every Wednesday. That just keeps me solidified with myself so I won’t go off and hurt nobody. I just got to keep doing my business with my peeps.''

LMAO - I can see Daz in anger management class right now.


 
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Meho on August 16, 2005, 02:08:25 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Intriago33 on August 16, 2005, 02:14:19 PM
Here's another that I had to add quickly. The last few lines slay me:

(On his stormy relationship with Kurupt and ''Death Row''. January '05. Contrabandit.com): ''I got to stay humble man. I go to anger management class every Wednesday. That just keeps me solidified with myself so I won’t go off and hurt nobody. I just got to keep doing my business with my peeps.''

haha, that's some funny shit right there  ;D.
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Lucien on August 16, 2005, 02:51:31 PM
Suck My Ass Records would be tight as hell  ;D
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Post by: JMan on August 16, 2005, 03:21:20 PM
yea Daz is a funny man  8)
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Post by: Spicemuthafuc*in1 on August 16, 2005, 03:38:09 PM
god bless daz, one of my favorite artists ever
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Post by: IzUwitIt on August 16, 2005, 03:58:21 PM
living legend
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: WestCoasta on August 16, 2005, 04:25:48 PM
Daz is humor! what a legend ;D

how bout these referring to Kurupt:

"Kurupt, your sister Angie got some good good pussy"

"Kurupt Dumb Gotti you stupid ass skinny ass nigga"

"...tell him to put a record out first and then talk shit! Tell him to get the money off of it and own it. I done dropped 5 records and he ain't put out shit! And we finna drop 10 more this year."

referring to Roscoe and the car crash he almost died in:

"...he should have broken more than his arms or legs or something with all the drink and drive bullshit they be doin'. That's all that bullshit Roscoe be doin', drink & drive and drink drunk or whatever the fuck. Stay off that liquor!"

referring to Yukmouth:

"You know Yukmouth wants some attention. I'ma whoop this motherfucker when I catch this little fast talkin' robot figure. It's on him, tell him to get some money first. Tell him to take that rented chinchilla he had on the last album off of that new album, and put a new one on."

 :laugh:
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: WestCoasta on August 16, 2005, 09:38:06 PM
I have some of that audio from his website a long time ago when he did some of that funny shit, I'll look for it  :laugh:
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Post by: JMan on August 16, 2005, 11:04:22 PM

"Kurupt, your sister Angie got some good good pussy"


lolol, This is why Daz is one of the funniest men on tha westcoast...
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: o g s u e s o n e on August 16, 2005, 11:51:51 PM


(On whether he will still be running ''DPG Recordz'' now that he had signed to ''So So Def''. Sept '03. Raptism.com) ''I'ma make up a label called 'Suck My Ass' and i run everything!''




LMFAO!
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: tempo2 on August 17, 2005, 02:31:16 AM
its so stupid its actually funny! if he thought before he spoke he wouldnt speak at all!
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: BigBDrugStores on August 17, 2005, 06:24:23 AM
coolest crackhead in the game.
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Trauma-san on August 17, 2005, 06:47:24 AM
The funniest thing Daz ever said, was when he signed onto his message board drunk one night after Kurupt left him and said that he signed up for the Army.
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Low Key on August 17, 2005, 06:52:04 AM
I gotta do it...that infamous call from the Death Row Studios to the Ruthless Radio Show with Eazy-E on the other line.

Daz:
"You don't talk to Doc! The Doc don't know you"
"When you can sell a million records, you come talk to me"

Here's the link for those that don't have it:
hxxp://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1KNEROOBFUTJT3EMG9MX9IKFM8
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Diabolical on August 18, 2005, 09:20:30 AM
The funniest thing Daz ever said, was when he signed onto his message board drunk one night after Kurupt left him and said that he signed up for the Army.

He probably was sober he always types weird.
Title: Re: The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...
Post by: Conan on August 18, 2005, 09:33:41 AM
Almost forgot about this...here's some more from Daz's classic interview with aftermathmusic.com. Unfortunately, the entire interview has been taken off that site now but I did manage to find a few excerpts on a different site:

(On what will happen on September 13th - a reference to the theory that 'Pac will 'rise again'. aftermathmusic.com) ''Maybe I´ll be in the house and someone is tryin to kill me.''

(Asked if 2pac had genuine hate for the Notorious BIG. aftermathmusic.com) ''Pac hate Biggie? Should I hate Kurupt right now?''

LOL at him comparing his situation with Kurupt to that of 'Pac and BIG.
 
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Post by: Pushinbigbody00 on August 18, 2005, 09:56:15 AM

"Kurupt, your sister Angie got some good good pussy"





CLASSIC!