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Title: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: Ant on September 20, 2005, 07:19:38 PM
Recruits Sought for Porn Squad

By Barton Gellman
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, September 20, 2005; A21

The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents.

Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

Mischievous commentary began propagating around the water coolers at 601 Fourth St. NW and its satellites, where the FBI's second-largest field office concentrates on national security, high-technology crimes and public corruption.

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."


A few of the printable samples:

"Things I Don't Want On My Resume, Volume Four."

"I already gave at home."

"Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."

Federal obscenity prosecutions, which have been out of style since Attorney General Edwin Meese III in the Reagan administration made pornography a signature issue in the 1980s, do "encounter many legal issues, including First Amendment claims," the FBI headquarters memo noted.

Applicants for the porn squad should therefore have a stomach for the kind of material that tends to be most offensive to local juries. Community standards -- along with a prurient purpose and absence of artistic merit -- define criminal obscenity under current Supreme Court doctrine.

"Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with pornography that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior." No word on the universe of other kinks that helps make porn a multibillion-dollar industry.

Popular acceptance of hard-core pornography has come a long way, with some of its stars becoming mainstream celebrities and their products -- once confined to seedy shops and theaters -- being "purveyed" by upscale hotels and most home cable and satellite television systems. Explicit sexual entertainment is a profit center for companies including General Motors Corp. and Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. (the two major owners of DirecTV), Time Warner Inc. and the Sheraton, Hilton, Marriott and Hyatt hotel chains.

But Gonzales endorses the rationale of predecessor Meese: that adult pornography is a threat to families and children. Christian conservatives, long skeptical of Gonzales, greeted the pornography initiative with what the Family Research Council called "a growing sense of confidence in our new attorney general."

Congress began funding the obscenity initiative in fiscal 2005 and specified that the FBI must devote 10 agents to adult pornography. The bureau decided to create a dedicated squad only in the Washington Field Office. "All other field offices may investigate obscenity cases pursuant to this initiative if resources are available," the directive from headquarters said. "Field offices should not, however, divert resources from higher priority matters, such as public corruption."

Public corruption, officially, is fourth on the FBI's priority list, after protecting the United States from terrorist attack, foreign espionage and cyber-based attacks. Just below those priorities are civil rights, organized crime, white-collar crime and "significant violent crime." The guidance from headquarters does not mention where pornography fits in.

"The Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation's top priority remains fighting the war on terrorism," said Justice Department press secretary Brian Roehrkasse. "However, it is not our sole priority. In fact, Congress has directed the department to focus on other priorities, such as obscenity."

At the FBI's field office, spokeswoman Debra Weierman expressed disappointment that some of her colleagues find grist for humor in the new campaign. "The adult obscenity squad . . . stems from an attorney general mandate, funded by Congress," she said. "The personnel assigned to this initiative take the responsibility of this assignment very seriously and are dedicated to the success of this program."
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn fu
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2005, 10:38:02 PM
LMAO. Me and Suffice were joking about this.
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: TeeRaySix9Teen on September 21, 2005, 12:47:44 AM
Bush, always with his priorities in line... :-\
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: WestCoasta on September 21, 2005, 12:51:20 AM
what a joke, tryin to get rid of porn is like ripping up The Constitution

what a waste of time, they couldn't do that  :laugh:

you know Georgey be wackin his ween to porn.....  :tosser:
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on September 21, 2005, 08:29:13 AM
Its nice to know the U.S. is doing so well that all we have to worry about is consentual porn.
Yup, crime, poverty, GONE, now if we can just get the porn ::)
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn fu
Post by: J Bananas on September 21, 2005, 02:21:20 PM
they should target kanye west
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: Low Key on September 21, 2005, 04:42:11 PM
Larry Flynt for president.
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: herpes on September 21, 2005, 09:54:12 PM
*cough* religious right *cough*
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: BizzyR.I.P. on September 22, 2005, 01:00:05 AM
Shouldn't he be concerned with the WAR in IRAQ. Seriously he WILL go down as the dumbest president ever. While people are dying in Iraq this foo is trying to get rid of porn and steroids in baseball.
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: WestCoasta on September 22, 2005, 01:34:01 AM
*cough* religious right *cough*
I hate religion  :laugh: it's the root of all evil  :-\
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: mauzip on September 22, 2005, 01:43:48 AM
You know why they do this? Because the porn industry is about the biggest industry of the world and there's lots of money to gain from it.
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: TeeRaySix9Teen on September 22, 2005, 05:19:14 AM
You know why they do this? Because the porn industry is about the biggest industry of the world and there's lots of money to gain from it.

they do it to distract the American people from paying attention to all their fuck ups. Its kind of like that losing coach in a basketball game, whos team just lost by 40 points...but has to search for positives in the game.
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn fu
Post by: Ant on September 22, 2005, 03:41:31 PM
You know why they do this? Because the porn industry is about the biggest industry of the world and there's lots of money to gain from it.

They do it to get people who are friends with Trauma to vote republican.
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: J @ M @ L on September 22, 2005, 03:43:43 PM
I wonder what CWalker thinks of this... this Pollock is always up in the porn section...
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn fu
Post by: mauzip on September 23, 2005, 06:49:29 AM
You know why they do this? Because the porn industry is about the biggest industry of the world and there's lots of money to gain from it.

They do it to get people who are friends with Trauma to vote republican.

Highly impossible. Those people download porn as well.
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn funny)
Post by: wcsoldier on September 23, 2005, 07:37:42 AM
Wait for CCC The Hustler slappin Bush hard  ;D
Title: Re: Bush Begins the War on PORN!!!! (this is not a joke, but its pretty damn fu
Post by: TeeRaySix9Teen on September 25, 2005, 12:55:45 AM
You know why they do this? Because the porn industry is about the biggest industry of the world and there's lots of money to gain from it.

They do it to get people who are friends with Trauma to vote republican.

Highly impossible. Those people download porn as well.

of course, probably more then anyone else. But its the lie that makes them vote republican. the idea that somehow going against porn makes u a moral person...much more moral then declairing a war on another country and lying about the reason.