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Title: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: WestCoasta on September 30, 2005, 09:26:32 PM: name some you like........

"if you ever see me in a fight with a bear don't help me nigga help the bear!"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: Turf Hitta on September 30, 2005, 09:50:57 PM: I dont even know where to start. Too much of his shit is quotable. E-40 = best rapper alive.
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: Eddie G. on September 30, 2005, 10:16:29 PM: "Shit can get stanky like a poot." I just thought of that the second I read the thread, there are probably hundreds of hilarious lines.
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: D1G1T4L on September 30, 2005, 10:39:39 PM: something like
got every rapper using my lingo, the rap game without me, like old people without bingo
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: We Fly High on September 30, 2005, 10:50:23 PM: Got a "Just say no to drug" bumper sticker on my truck and an American flag
So I can camouflage my image
I'm smokin on some spinach
I need to play some tennis before I go to court
The water might be finished if he don't report
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: WestCoasta on September 30, 2005, 11:00:26 PM: "rap without E-40 is like wine without grapes... a lot of rappers - get they game from my tapes"

"top shelf, ghetto tycoon, your neighborhood sponsor - can't be seen, like Big Foot and the Lochness Monster"

"smokin trees with the window up... traffic backed-up, middle finger up"

"rappers sport my style like they sport cloaks, then have the nerve to say they made it up like some hoax"

:laugh: 8)
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: westkoastanostra on October 01, 2005, 12:37:22 AM: "let let these glasses fool u c i just look like dat"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: Bojakabo on October 01, 2005, 03:09:23 AM: "My loyal fans wanna know why it's so noticeable
and how come none of E-40 lyrics
ain't never been in The Source 'Hip-Hop Quotable'?
To tell the truth it's kinda irkin me, cause I don't know
I ain't rappin too fast, see y'all just listenin too slow"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: Low Key on October 01, 2005, 03:48:55 AM: "I'm lit like a candle
And they hatin cause I'm hot like the left sink handle"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: Paul on October 01, 2005, 06:13:05 AM: I can't cope, I guess I'm a alcoholic sometimes I hit the chronic
It's just like gin and tonic when it's time to get erotic
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: makaveli11 on October 01, 2005, 11:08:49 AM: LOL. The quotes posted above had me laughing out loud. Going to listen to some E-40 right now...
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: Eddie G. on October 01, 2005, 12:17:50 PM: A recent one:
"I ain't high yet, but I finna be
Lit like a Times Square Christmas Tree"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: Diggfinger on October 01, 2005, 12:26:31 PM: Quote from: D1G1T4L on September 30, 2005, 10:39:39 PM
something like
got every rapper using my lingo, the rap game without me, like old people without bingo

yeah I was gonna use that one ;D
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: F-cisco on October 01, 2005, 12:59:10 PM: "Fuck'em and feed them cold sardines bitch....biiitchhhhhhhh!" from Mack 10's "Can't Stop"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: WestCoasta on October 01, 2005, 01:27:30 PM: "a sack of broccoli and a bunch of bottles, I'm grounded
fucked around and got my vehical impounded"

"pull a 40 out of my ballcap and flush it down my esophogarus"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: The King on October 01, 2005, 06:17:23 PM: Quote
"I'm lit like a candle
And they hatin cause I'm hot like the left sink handle"

rofl!! thats hilarious.
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: TeeRaySix9Teen on October 02, 2005, 12:26:26 AM: Quote from: Perkeye_D on October 01, 2005, 03:09:23 AM
"My loyal fans wanna know why it's so noticeable
and how come none of E-40 lyrics
ain't never been in The Source 'Hip-Hop Quotable'?
To tell the truth it's kinda irkin me, cause I don't know
I ain't rappin too fast, see y'all just listenin too slow"

that last line is one of tha best lines ever in rap imo lol thas tha shit i was gonna post
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: westkoastanostra on October 02, 2005, 12:36:02 AM: "oooooooh! its game involved/been doin this shit since kermit the frog was a pollywog"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: rik on October 02, 2005, 12:47:12 AM: "the most underrated rapper in the game but everybody wanna use my slang"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: WestCoasta on October 03, 2005, 12:21:50 PM: Quote from: westkoastanostra on October 02, 2005, 12:36:02 AM
"oooooooh! its game involved/been doin this shit since kermit the frog was a pollywog"
damn that's tight....... where's it from?
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: westkoastanostra on October 03, 2005, 12:24:16 PM: Quote from: We$t Coa$t on October 03, 2005, 12:21:50 PM
Quote from: westkoastanostra on October 02, 2005, 12:36:02 AM
"oooooooh! its game involved/been doin this shit since kermit the frog was a pollywog"
damn that's tight....... where's it from?

from that one "poppin' collars" song from master p's "westcoast bad boyz vol.3" w/ snoop,wc,daz,goldie loc,etc.
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: WestCoasta on October 03, 2005, 12:26:56 PM: you mean "Pop Lockin II"?
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: westkoastanostra on October 03, 2005, 02:19:11 PM: Quote from: We$t Coa$t on October 03, 2005, 12:26:56 PM
you mean "Pop Lockin II"?

yea thats the one....

here's anutha funy line:

"now how that sound/i gave u squares the script but u read it upside down"
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: Dynamic on October 03, 2005, 04:21:46 PM: "Die hard cold blooded killer all about my work
Dressed up like a female in a mini-skirt
Specialize in doin dirt - shootin niggaz in the shirt
Put the pistol in his mouth and make it hurt"

DAMN NIGGA IS SICK
Title: Re: good / funny E-40 lines
Post by: WestCoasta on October 03, 2005, 04:53:22 PM: "with these L-I-P's I spit like an AK
off with his head, he wasn't usin' it anyway
I'ma do the damn thang 'til I'm old and gray
I'm good, even on a bad hair day
when the Ballatician talks, people listen
cuz I'm ghetto, I'm ghetto like Church's Chicken" :laugh:

"empty stomach hangover, sometimes I vomit
and when I leave the vocal booth gon' be haunted"