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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Low Key on October 12, 2005, 06:50:49 PM

Title: I Look Like Jay Leno Now...
Post by: Low Key on October 12, 2005, 06:50:49 PM
This drunk kid sucker punched me on Saturday and broke my jaw. He ran up behind me and clocked me. What a fuckin' bitch. Now I have 2 titanum plates screwed into my jaw and my face is swollen and numb. I just got discharged from the hospital yesterday. At least I got a bunch of vicodin to hold me over. Laugh if you want. I am. One way or the other I'm gonna get him back.
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Post by: Stone Cold is Bout It, Bout It on October 12, 2005, 06:52:04 PM
you should shoot him  :scarface: 
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Post by: eS El Duque on October 12, 2005, 07:01:11 PM
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
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Post by: eKardz on October 12, 2005, 07:17:55 PM
niggas got snuffed
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Post by: J Bananas on October 12, 2005, 07:19:44 PM
damn thats siome shit homey, ypu gotta devote all your time now to tracking down and beating this dude up.
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Post by: [sepehr] on October 12, 2005, 07:47:40 PM
Wow dawg, when you see this guy, bomb on his ass and dont even stop till he looks like fucking Oprah
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Post by: Sikotic™ on October 12, 2005, 07:48:33 PM
That's no laughin matter man. I hope you know where the guy stays at. If I were you I'd take a bat to his kneecaps.
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Post by: UAK on October 12, 2005, 07:48:38 PM
This drunk kid sucker punched me on Saturday and broke my jaw. He ran up behind me and clocked me. What a fuckin' bitch. Now I have 2 titanum plates screwed into my jaw and my face is swollen and numb. I just got discharged from the hospital yesterday. At least I got a bunch of vicodin to hold me over. Laugh if you want. I am. One way or the other I'm gonna get him back.

Did he punch you for fun or did you fuck his g/f ?

Yeah when things go wrong...I laugh too  ;D
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Post by: Suga Foot on October 12, 2005, 07:51:20 PM
man that's fucked up, my friend got sucker punched at the club on Sat night too.  Right in the cheek bone.  He just got a bruise tho. 
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Post by: Javier on October 12, 2005, 08:48:43 PM
Ill get him for you
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Post by: Sikotic™ on October 12, 2005, 08:59:16 PM
Blonde will cut his ears off.
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Post by: Javier on October 12, 2005, 09:01:07 PM
Yeah that sick fuck
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Post by: Low Key on October 12, 2005, 10:27:44 PM
This drunk kid sucker punched me on Saturday and broke my jaw. He ran up behind me and clocked me. What a fuckin' bitch. Now I have 2 titanum plates screwed into my jaw and my face is swollen and numb. I just got discharged from the hospital yesterday. At least I got a bunch of vicodin to hold me over. Laugh if you want. I am. One way or the other I'm gonna get him back.

Did he punch you for fun or did you fuck his g/f ?

Yeah when things go wrong...I laugh too  ;D

He punched me because he thinks he is the shit. And I'm laughing because I'm drugged up and I look funny.  ;D


He lives about 3 houses away from me. I know where he is 70% of the day. But I already know what I'm gonna do. I don't like talking to cops, but I don't like paying hospital bills either. And that is supported by friends we both chill with.
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Post by: africas seed on October 12, 2005, 11:29:36 PM
RRGB
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Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on October 12, 2005, 11:45:12 PM
dam dats some shit right there man. so wat are u plannin on doin? be honest i mean u aint ganna kill him
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Post by: Low Key on October 13, 2005, 02:53:19 AM
dam dats some shit right there man. so wat are u plannin on doin? be honest i mean u aint ganna kill him

Well I don't have enough health insurance to cover the surgery, so I have to file a police report. It'll make me feel like a chump, but I'd rather feel like that than be broke. From what I'm hearing he's keeping to himself because all my friends are giving him hell. That's good enough for right now.
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Post by: SCRIP1ONER on October 13, 2005, 02:55:32 AM
find out where he stay at and when u do find him slippin fuck his ass up wit a bat..
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Post by: No Compute on October 13, 2005, 06:03:02 AM
I f he has a car blow it up, not with him in it ofcourse.
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Post by: Kill on October 13, 2005, 06:16:59 AM
Blonde will cut his ears off.
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Post by: ABN on October 13, 2005, 08:29:11 AM
i broke my brother´s jaw a couple of years ago and it looks funny as hell when it snaps and just hangs and looks fucked up. he said that it hurt like a bitch though and i got my ass stomped out when they took the wires outta his mouth.
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Post by: Sikotic™ on October 13, 2005, 11:46:25 AM
i broke my brother´s jaw a couple of years ago and it looks funny as hell when it snaps and just hangs and looks fucked up. he said that it hurt like a bitch though and i got my ass stomped out when they took the wires outta his mouth.

Shoulda broke his jaw again lol
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Post by: Low Key on October 13, 2005, 01:12:12 PM
i broke my brother´s jaw a couple of years ago and it looks funny as hell when it snaps and just hangs and looks fucked up. he said that it hurt like a bitch though and i got my ass stomped out when they took the wires outta his mouth.

I didn't even realize the kid broke it the first night. I tried to go to sleep but I layed there for 2 hours in pain. I couldn't even swallow any pain pills. My throat was all swollen too. They put titanuim plates in to hold the bone in place so I didn't need my jaw wired shut.
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Post by: SGV on October 13, 2005, 01:16:15 PM
So he just hit you for the hell of it? Forget the police report, go knock on his door and Rah Digga dude... "Beat That Bitch With A Bat."
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Post by: 7even on October 13, 2005, 01:23:49 PM
that's one fucked up situation.. you ever have to puss out or go to jail..
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Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on October 13, 2005, 03:52:38 PM
hey post a pick i wanna see wat kind of damage that muthafucka made
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Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on October 13, 2005, 03:53:08 PM
hey post a pic i wanna see wat kind of damage that muthafucka did
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Post by: Low Key on October 13, 2005, 04:03:00 PM
So he just hit you for the hell of it? Forget the police report, go knock on his door and Rah Digga dude... "Beat That Bitch With A Bat."

He was bitching at his girl saying some pretty personal things so I told him to shut up. Then he just ran up behind me and snuffed me.
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Post by: Low Key on October 13, 2005, 04:06:51 PM
Hopefully you can see the swelling
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7685/oct122525lp.jpg)

My finger and thumb are where they put the plates
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7876/oct122537jc.jpg)
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Post by: Throwback on October 13, 2005, 04:09:07 PM
i dont see any swelling. but i dont know what your face normally looks like :-/
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Post by: Javier on October 13, 2005, 04:17:43 PM
Damn the whole right side is swelled up
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Post by: SCRIP1ONER on October 13, 2005, 04:21:06 PM
(http://home.rixtele.com/~urdskalla/Skivomslag/Jay_Leno.jpg)

naww u aint lookin like jay leno (good thing) but i can't really see no swellin or nothin since this is the first time i've seen ur pix

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Post by: Low Key on October 13, 2005, 05:45:11 PM
I guess I should have put up a pre-op picture. This one is from Oct. 5
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1759/oct052467nu.jpg)

And for comparison
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7685/oct122525lp.jpg)

It's a little hard to tell from the pics but my chin is triple it's usual size.
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Post by: coola on October 13, 2005, 05:51:55 PM
shit i dont want to think about what i'd do in a situation like that...
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Post by: Sikotic™ on October 13, 2005, 06:14:27 PM
Yeah I can see the swelling.

Just so ya know, Louisville Sluggers are recommended for the solution.
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Post by: Low Key on October 13, 2005, 10:55:22 PM
Bats are an essential tool for a situation like this.

Damn it! I'm over here trying to eat some mac & cheese and it's not working real well. I have to either smash each noodle with my tounge or just swallow it whole.