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Julia Louis-Dreyfus (born January 13, 1961) is an American actress and comedian of French Jewish descent.
Born in New York City, Louis-Dreyfus was a cast member on NBC's Saturday Night Live from 1982 to 1985. She has also appeared in quite a few sitcoms and films over the years but is best known for her nine-season role as "Elaine Benes" on Seinfeld from 1990 to 1998.
After Seinfeld, Louis-Dreyfus began a new sitcom, Watching Ellie, which was soon cancelled. She had a notable four-episode guest role as the compulsively lying prosecutor Maggie Lizer on Arrested Development.
She is a member of the famous New York financial Dreyfus family. Her father is French billionaire Gerard Louis-Dreyfus (who changed his name to William in the 1940s); her grandfather Pierre Louis-Dreyfus fought for the French Resistance during World War II. Her cousin Robert Louis-Dreyfus is the current owner of Adidas and the French football club Olympique de Marseille. Some biographies claim she is related to the late Alfred Dreyfus, a French military officer best known for being the focus of the Dreyfus affair.
She is married to actor/writer Brad Hall since 1987, whom she met while they were students at Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois. The couple has two sons.
Since May 2005 she's been a contributing blogger at The Huffington Post.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Louis-Dreyfus
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uhhhhhhh
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elaine is dope.
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george is getting angry
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Maybe the dingo ate yo baby!!
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these pretzels are making me thirsty
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who the soupnazi?
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Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954 in Brooklyn, New York) is an American actor, writer and observational comedian from Massapequa, New York, a Long Island, New York town. Seinfeld attended the Birch Lane Elementary School and Massapequa High School.
Straight from graduation at Queens College, Seinfeld tried out at an open mic night at New York's Catch A Rising Star in 1976. Soon after, he was appearing in a Rodney Dangerfield HBO special.
Seinfeld had a small recurring role as "Frankie" on the Benson sitcom in 1979, but was abruptly fired from the show.
A few years later, in May of 1981, Seinfeld made a highly successful appearance on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show. Seinfeld then became a regular on similar shows, including Late Night with David Letterman and the Merv Griffin Show.
For a time in his life Seinfeld (who was raised Jewish) was a Scientologist and he still speaks highly of his time as a Scientologist. In an interview he did for Playboy Magazine in October 1993 he said, "I learned a lot and I had a good experience with it." [1]
Seinfeld
Seinfeld created The Seinfeld Chronicles with Larry David in 1989 for NBC. The show was later renamed Seinfeld and, by its fourth season, became one of the most popular and successful sitcoms on American television. The show left the air in 1998. As of 2005, the show was still receiving heavy airplay in syndication. The show also starred Saturday Night Live veteran Julia Louis-Dreyfus, as well as Michael Richards and Jason Alexander. On the show, Seinfeld played a caricature of himself.
Post-Seinfeld
In 1998, Seinfeld went on tour and recorded a comedy special entitled "I'm Telling You for the Last Time". An album of the same name was also released that year, and it featured samples of his stand-up performance.
After his sitcom went off the air, Seinfeld returned to stand-up comedy. The process of developing new material was chronicled in a 2002 documentary, Comedian, directed by Christian Charles. Jerry Seinfeld has written a few books, mostly archives of past routines.
Seinfeld also appeared in two 'webisodes'[2] promoting American Express Credit Cards in which he appeared together with an animated rendering of Superman, voiced by Patrick Warburton (who had portrayed David Puddy on Seinfeld). The webisodes were aired in 2004 and directed by famous director Barry Levinson.
Family
He was born to a Jewish family of a Syrian mother and a Hungarian father.
His most famous pre-marriage dalliance was with Shoshanna Lonstein, who was still in secondary school when they first met. He began dating Jessica Sklar after they met at the Reebok Sports Club in 1998, even though she had just married Eric Nederlander, a scion of the Broadway theater-owning family. At one point, Nederlander planned to sue Seinfeld for "alienation of affection" for contributing to the demise of his marriage. Seinfeld and Sklar married on December 25, 1999. They have three children: Sascha, Julian Cal (whose birth was announced on Live! with Regis and Kelly), and Sheperd Kellen, born August 22, 2005.
Compensation
Seinfeld received US$267 million during 1998 according to Forbes magazine ([3]). Even though the sitcom ended in May 1998, Seinfeld still generates more revenue, through syndication, than most current shows.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld
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who the soupnazi?
U Already Know
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soup_nazi :D
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hes not a nazi. hes a little bit excentric. most geniuses are..
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hes not a nazi. hes a little bit excentric. most geniuses are..
NO SOUP FOR YOU! Come Back After 1 Year!
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
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after my big hit. im leaving.
*leaves thread*
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hes not a nazi. hes a little bit excentric. most geniuses are..
NO SOUP FOR YOU! Come Back After 1 Year!
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Jackie Chiles ;D
(http://www.tian.cc/soupnazi.jpg)
That's the realest ^
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SERENTIY NOW!
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"The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli." -George
"I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, 'That's why I'm not a heterosexual.'" -George
Tobacco Executive: I think Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.
Jackie Chiles: Rugged? The man's a goblin. And he's only been exposed to smoke for four days; by the time this case gets to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head
Chiles: It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
Chiles: O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding
Chiles: Who told you to put the cheese on? Did I tell you to put the cheese on? I didn't tell you to put the cheese on.
Chiles: You people with the cheese. It never ends. (Jerry calls, he picks up) Hello? Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Good Samaritan Law? never heard of it. You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country's all about. That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.
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hes not a nazi. hes a little bit excentric. most geniuses are..
NO SOUP FOR YOU! Come Back After 1 Year!
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Jackie Chiles ;D
(http://www.tian.cc/soupnazi.jpg)
That's the realest ^
http://www.soupkitchenintl.com/rules.htm
:D
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Famous George Costanza quotes
* "It's not you, it's me."
* "Nobody ever says it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me."
* "You're damn right it's me!"
* "I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!"
* "I am speechless, I have no speech!"
* "Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it. Everybody likes pesto. You walk into a restaurant, that's all you hear: pesto, pesto, pesto. Where was pesto ten years ago?"
* "No, no, I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special."
* "George is getting upset!"
* "You're killing independent George!!"
* "No one gives us the finger. We're Yankees!"
* "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
* "You know, we're living in a society!"
* "Lupus? Is it lupus?"
* "Jerry, just remember: It's not a lie if you believe it."
* "I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution."
* "My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well."
* "So, anything to uh, nosh?"
* "Alright, that's it for me, you've been great! Good night, everybody."
* "I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! I can do it!"
* "He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'm losing it!"
* "You had to hop. You had to hop on the plane!!!"
* "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" (referring to his very flacid penis, when spotted nude)
* "It's not my fault. Seinfeld can't drive! How hard is it to follow somebody?"
* "The 'jerk store' called, and they're running out of you!"
* "The life support machine called..."
* "You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever coming to Houston, not as long as you bastards are running things!"
* "Parking in the city is just like sex. Why should I pay for it when, if I apply myself, I might be able to get it for free?"
* "I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum."
* "And so, without further ado, I give you... the candy lineup."
* "If you take everything I've accomplished in my life and condense it down to one day, it looks decent!"
Chea!
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^^LOL
George Costanza: I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal... medium orgasm.
Jerry: I never had a really good pickle.
Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo?
Kramer : It's just a write off for them.
Jerry : How is it a write off?
Kramer : They just write it off.
Jerry : Write it off what?
Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything
Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is.
Kramer : No. Do you?
Jerry : No. I don't.
Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off.
Jerry : I want the last twenty seconds of my life back.