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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: PLANT on October 29, 2005, 09:11:19 AM
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Inspired by the thread "sheet"
YO momma soooooo fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld!
add more...
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ur momma so fat that u need a gps system to find her pussy
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LOL
Yo momma’s so fat, when God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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lol my mirc script got alot of em (invision)
heres a few...
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
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LOL
Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
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yo moms so dumb she thought "manual labor" was a Mexican
yo moms so dumb she sold her car for gas money
yo moms sucks so much dick she has "TROJAN" stamped on her gumline
yo moms is like a basketball...she gets bounced from brother to brother
yo moms idea of safe sex is locking the car door
yo moms so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
yo moms so dumb I told her Xmas was right round the corner...she looked and said "I dont see shit"
yo moms so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
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yo moms so dumb she thought "manual labor" was a Mexican
LMFAO!!!!! classic line right there haha
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Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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yo mamma's so black, she bleeds smoke
yo mamma's so greasy and fat, she sweats crisco
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You're mommas so black, she ate her finger thinking it was a tootsie roll.
You're mommas so black, she attends funerals naked
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Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
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Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
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hahahaha props!! Im crackin up right now
LMAO
"Yo mama's so black, she attends a funeral naked"
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yo mama´s so dumb she had a son making this thread
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LMFAO
"Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles."
"Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back."
yo mamas so hairy bigfoot got jelouse.
yo mamas so stupid she invented a wheelchair wit pedals.
yo mamas so stupid she invented a condom wit sweat holes.
yo mamas so stupid shit invented glow in the dark sun glasses.
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yo moms so dumb she thought "manual labor" was a Mexican
LMFAO!!!!! classic line right there haha
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YO MAMA AIN'T GOT NO LEGS BUT SHE TALKING BOUT "LET'S KICK IT"
YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO FUCKED UP, WHEN SHE SMILES, IT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF DICE
YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE FAILED THE PEPSI CHALLENGE
YO MAMA SO FAT HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOT DOGS
YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE SPITS YOO-HOO
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE TRICK OR TREATS OVER THE PHONE
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Your Mama is so stank She Made Right Guard Go Left And Speed Stick Slow Down
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got these from some movie...
yo momma so fat, her waist size is equator
yo momma so heavy, she wore high heels and struck oil
peace
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yo momma's like a bowling bowl, she gets fingered three times, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more....
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Yo momma's so fat when yo daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
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yo mama's so fat, when she whistled for a taxi a transport came and said 'get in the back'
yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell into the street, I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
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Yo momma's so fat she needs her own zip code
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yo momma's like a bowling bowl, she gets fingered three times, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more....
lmao this one´s hella funny :)
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yo moms so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
^^^ I dont know why, but I thought this one was mad funny. lol.
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yo moma is so dumb she got fired from tha M&M Factory cuz she throwed all them dubs away
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Ya mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
Your moma's so dumb she threw a stone at the floor and missed.
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Ya mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
LMAO!!!!
good one
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yo momma so nasty, that she gave me an ear infection from phone sex
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your mama's so fat... even God couldn't lift her spirits.
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your mama's so fat... even God couldn't lift her spirits.
HAHAHAAAAA!!!
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your mama is so fat... she got banned from wearing x jackets because helicopters kept trying to land on her back.
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your mama is so stupid... she thought that pokemon was a jamaican porno.
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Yo mama's so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off
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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
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yo mama is so dumb... she bought a book on how to read.
yo mama is so dumb... she sold her car for gas money.
yo mama is so dumb... she thought wu-tang was an asian orange drink.