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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: hempside on November 19, 2005, 08:38:58 AM

Title: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: hempside on November 19, 2005, 08:38:58 AM
just tripping.but whats the worst fart you have ever did,weather it was around your girl,or around yourself.let it be known.....me just now,nigga had to move to the other room for a min.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: eKardz on November 19, 2005, 08:48:23 AM
i was mad wasted once and there were mad hot girls at this girls house and me and a few of my boys were rollin through and i like fell or someshit then this chick starts ticklin me while im on the floor and i farted so fucking loud and i pretended not to hear it but everyone just started fucking laughing like you just trie to play that shit off lol
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Kill on November 19, 2005, 10:13:46 AM
^^ pwn33d

never happened to me, fortunately
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Post by: mauzip on November 19, 2005, 10:16:27 AM
One time when I had a friend over at my place I farted so loud in my sleep that she woke up.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on November 19, 2005, 10:27:33 AM
i was mad wasted once and there were mad hot girls at this girls house and me and a few of my boys were rollin through and i like fell or someshit then this chick starts ticklin me while im on the floor and i farted so fucking loud and i pretended not to hear it but everyone just started fucking laughing like you just trie to play that shit off lol
lol at pretending to not hear your fart when you're around a bunch of people.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: hempside on November 19, 2005, 11:39:13 AM
One time when I had a friend over at my place I farted so loud in my sleep that she woke up.
yeah that happened to me one time to.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Sikotic™ on November 19, 2005, 01:15:04 PM
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: mauzip on November 19, 2005, 01:16:13 PM
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.

Silent but deadly.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Ðøšïå on November 19, 2005, 07:34:45 PM
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.

your ass is like a beagle? wtf that supposed to mean?
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Sikotic™ on November 20, 2005, 02:05:37 AM
Beagles can't bark. My ass can't make noise. It's a handicap.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: hempside on November 20, 2005, 02:38:25 AM
Beagles can't bark. My ass can't make noise. It's a handicap.
beagles dont bark?I did not no that.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: eS El Duque on November 20, 2005, 09:26:44 AM
beagels dont bark? you sure?


I dont fart infront of women  ;D
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: coola on November 20, 2005, 09:46:16 AM
Beagles can't bark. My ass can't make noise. It's a handicap.

how is it possible you dont make noise when you fart..
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on November 20, 2005, 09:48:03 AM
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.
same here man its like i have a noise reducer up my ass cuz sometimes i try to make it sound and alll it sounds like is 'pshhhhhhh"
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Elevz on November 20, 2005, 10:38:47 AM
Uhhh... In the gym, while I was working with some machine for the side of your abs... You know that shit puts a lot of pressure on you on the inside... Thank God the ab machine was somewhat rusty so it made squeeky noises like all the time, I don't think anyone really noticed my fart, but it was pretty bad. Someone just walked by as it happened  ;D
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Ðøšïå on November 20, 2005, 10:48:18 AM
Beagles can't bark. My ass can't make noise. It's a handicap.

uh beagles bark a lot. howl a lot to. they are hound dogs. i have a beagle and it has a loud ass bark for its size. larger then my moms golden retriever.
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Don Rizzle on November 20, 2005, 10:49:47 AM
well it would either be the time i followed thru or the first time i had sex with my first gf it just cam out of no where and it was pretty loud but it was b4 the sex so it couldn't of been that bad, not something i make a habbit of doing around women unless they're one of the boys but i fart all the time otherwise.

my mate let a silent one rip in the pub the other night it was fucking terrible it stank so bad and lingered for about 10 minutes!! you could see the people on the other tables were not impressed lol
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on November 20, 2005, 11:43:58 PM
well it would either be the time i followed thru or the first time i had sex with my first gf it just cam out of no where and it was pretty loud but it was b4 the sex so it couldn't of been that bad, not something i make a habbit of doing around women unless they're one of the boys but i fart all the time otherwise.

my mate let a silent one rip in the pub the other night it was fucking terrible it stank so bad and lingered for about 10 minutes!! you could see the people on the other tables were not impressed lol
LMAO
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Sweet & Tender Hooligan on November 21, 2005, 02:56:33 AM
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.
same here man its like i have a noise reducer up my ass cuz sometimes i try to make it sound and alll it sounds like is 'pshhhhhhh"

LOL, what a lifelike impression of a fart. Mines is......Girlfriends house, infront ov her sectarian, orange (prodestant) dad who hated my guts neway thanks 2 me bein a catholic. A dont know what was louder my fart or his tut n cry of "fenian" afterwards....safe 2 say she at ma house more than am at hers...lol
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: coola on November 21, 2005, 05:38:43 AM
the most embarrasing farts are when you lift soemthing, or do a strech and one slips out.... when they slip out they always seem to make the loudest and longest sound...
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Oklin on November 21, 2005, 05:41:14 AM
i once aet alot of chips, which was too old... when i farted my 2 friends began to cough
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: Don Seer on November 21, 2005, 05:59:36 AM

about 5 years ago around christmas time.. i'd been out the night before and had been drinkin Caffrey's which is an Irish ale.. anyways me and this guy i work with were in the server room at work.. which is a tiny tiny room.. doing something or other with one of the computers in there.. and i farted and basically it was the worst fart i've ever ever done.. was hilarious :)

Its really nice smooth easy to drink stuff but as i said day after you get the worst beer farts ever. Another beer that tastes similar is called Boston but its not served many places, but that doesnt give beer farts.. lol..
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: TeeRaySix9Teen on November 21, 2005, 10:02:55 PM
u ever have the runs...and THINK its gonna be a fart?!  :o
Title: Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
Post by: coola on November 22, 2005, 01:32:14 AM
u ever have the runs...and THINK its gonna be a fart?!  :o

oh shit !! LOL i dont like where this is heading  :-X