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Title: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mac 10 † on December 22, 2005, 10:28:25 AM
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The world according to Mourinho 
 
Jose Mourinho introduced himself as the "Special One" when he arrived at Chelsea in June 2004.
 
He has lived up to that reputation with his results on the pitch and his endless stream of quotable comments off it.

His most recent outburst was aimed at Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger, who he described as a "voyeur" who always likes to talk about the Premiership champions: "I don't know if he wants my job. He loves Chelsea."

In the intervening period barely a week has gone by without Mourinho uttering another gem, and here BBC Sport remembers some of the best.



On his arrival - June 2004
I intend to give my best, to improve things and to create the football team in relation to my image and my football philosophy.


We have top players and, sorry if I'm arrogant, we have a top manager.


I'm not a defender of old or new football managers. I believe in good ones and bad ones, those that achieve success and those that don't. Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.


I don't want special relations with one of them (his players). I hate to speak about individuals. Players don't win you trophies, teams win trophies, squads win trophies.



On his new job - July 2004
If I wanted to have an easy job...I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me.



On Tottenham - September 2004
As we say in Portugal, they brought the bus and they left the bus in front of the goal. I would have been frustrated if I had been a supporter who paid £50 to watch this game because Spurs came to defend. There was only one team looking to win, they only came not to concede - it's not fair for the football we played.



On Arsenal after their 5-4 win at Spurs - November 2004
That was not a football score, it was a hockey score...in training I often play matches of three against three and when the score reaches 5-4 I send the players back to the dressing room, because they are not defending properly.



On Thierry Henry's quick free-kick in 2-2 draw - December 2004
I am more than unhappy. Unhappy is a nice word.



On Sir Alex Ferguson - January 2005
Maybe when I turn 60 and have been managing in the same league for 20 years and have the respect of everybody I will have the power to speak to people and make them tremble a little bit.



On Sir Alex Ferguson - January 2005 (a few days later)
People want a storm but there isn't one. I respect Sir Alex a lot because he's a great manager, but he must follow the procedure. I don't speak with referees and I don't want other managers doing it, it's the rule. One thing is to speak, one thing is to shout.


This is nothing against Sir Alex whatsoever. After the game on Wednesday we were together in my office and we spoke and drank wine. Unfortunately it was a very bad bottle of wine and he was complaining, so when we go to Old Trafford for the second leg, on my birthday, I will take a beautiful bottle of Portuguese wine.


But he is a great manager, he is clever and used his power and his prestige. The referee should not allow it. I have a lot of respect for Ferguson. I call him boss because he is the manager's boss. Maybe when I become 60, the kids will call me the same.



On David Beckham - January 2005
He is someone I respect as a man and as a player. He is the captain of England and has been a European champion. I have never been critical of him and reports implying that are incorrect as I've never made comments about him.



On Blackburn - February 2005
During the afternoon it rained only in this stadium - our kitman saw it. There must be a micro-climate here. The pitch was like a swimming pool.


Look at the blond boy in midfield, Robbie Savage, who commits 20 fouls during the game and never gets a booking. We came here to play football and it was not a football game, it was a fight and we fought and I think we fought fantastically.



On leading the title race - February 2005
We are on top at the moment but not because of the club's financial power. We are in contention for a lot of trophies because of my hard work.



On losing to Barcelona - February 2005
When I saw Frank Rijkaard (Barcelona coach) entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Didier Drogba was sent off (after half-time) I wasn't surprised.



On... your guess is as good as mine - March 2005
The moral of the story is not to listen to those who tell you not to play the violin but stick to the tambourine.



On Roman Abramovich - March 2005
If he helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt!



On winning the Premiership title - May 2005
This is the start of a process not the end. I want more for me and Chelsea.



On Liverpool after Champions League loss - May 2005
It was a goal that came from the moon - from the Anfield stands.


The best team lost. After they scored only one team played, the other one just defended for the whole game.


Liverpool scored, if you can say that they scored, because maybe you should say the linesman scored.


They are in the final and from my heart I hope they win it. The night belongs to them and I don't want to criticise them.



On Manchester United - May 2005
I saw their players and manager go for a lap of honour after losing to us in their last home game. In Portugal if you do this, they throw bottles at you!



On Arsenal and their vice chairman and FA board member David Dein - July 2005
A person who works in the club should not work in the FA. The FA is the FA and the club is the club.


I am not concerned about how Chelsea are viewed morally. What does concern me is that we are treated in a different way to other clubs. Some clubs are treated as devils, some are treated as angels. I don't think we are so ugly that we should be seen as the devil and I don't think Arsene Wenger and David Dein are so beautiful that they should be viewed as angels.


Is Jose Mourinho the only one who can look at the fixtures and find something very strange?



On the Champions League - September 2005
I won't hold back. What I did last season was the consequence of something. So, if the competition is absolutely normal without anything strange, I would love to be a good boy and to behave well.



On Chelsea's start to the new season - October 2005
We have eight matches and eight victories, with 16 goals, but people say we cannot play, that we are a group of clowns. This is not right.



On the loss of their 100% league record at Everton - October 2005
Everybody is crying that Chelsea keep winning and winning and winning so I think that draw at Goodison Park makes everyone more happy. It gives people more hope and brings to the Premiership what everybody was waiting for.


I may look stupid saying this, but I think we should be going home with three points because we scored two great goals and usually, when you score two and concede one, you win the game.



On losing to Charlton in the Carling Cup - October 2005
I want to give my congratulations to them because they won. But we were the best team. We didn't lose the game. Ninety minutes was a draw and it was a draw after two hours. We lost on penalties.



On winning ways - October 2005
Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a holiday in the country. But we are ready for that.



On Arsenal's French farce of a penalty - October 2005
You have to wonder why they did that penalty. Because they have so many penalties in the season, that's why. They have to do something special and different.



On Arsene Wenger - October 2005
I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Meho on December 22, 2005, 11:18:12 AM
God I hate him
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mazdak on December 22, 2005, 11:55:37 AM
Mourinho is the best coach. When he was the coach of Fc Porto, without a lot of money, he won the best european cup.

Chelsea is the best because mourinho is the coach !!
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: eS El Duque on December 22, 2005, 04:02:15 PM
hahah he's hilarious!
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Jome on December 22, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
God I hate him

That's why he is a genius.
By directing everybodys attention & frustration at himself, he's taking the pressure off Chelsea, who can get away with anything, Mourinho will take the headlines anyway.

He's kinda like the 50 Cent of Football; he's on top, rich as fuck, a cocky dude, says stupid shit (on purpose some times), gets all the headlines, he's the person everybody looooves to hate, don't be surprised if angry Arsenal fans will found a "God UNOT" campaign against Mourinho..
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Meho on December 23, 2005, 06:46:46 AM
God I hate him

That's why he is a genius.
By directing everybodys attention & frustration at himself, he's taking the pressure off Chelsea, who can get away with anything, Mourinho will take the headlines anyway.

He's kinda like the 50 Cent of Football; he's on top, rich as fuck, a cocky dude, says stupid shit (on purpose some times), gets all the headlines, he's the person everybody looooves to hate, don't be surprised if angry Arsenal fans will found a "God UNOT" campaign against Mourinho..

Lol
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: da_notorious_mack on December 28, 2005, 03:16:46 AM
^^^^^does dat make drogba yayo????????????????????
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: acbaylove on December 28, 2005, 03:32:54 AM
Mourinho is the best coach.

Capello is. But Mourinho is a hell of a coach too.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: 7even on December 28, 2005, 03:35:58 AM
I hate Chelsea, Abrahimovic and Mourinho. Soccer is doomed.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mindless Minority on December 28, 2005, 09:30:39 AM
I like him.

A good manager that DOESN'T nonce kids up.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mac 10 † on December 28, 2005, 12:17:03 PM
Mourinho is the best coach.

Capello is. But Mourinho is a hell of a coach too.

yeah i'd agree (even tho this opinion is hella biased) that Capello is the best.

I hate Chelsea, Abrahimovic and Mourinho. Soccer is doomed.

yes that might well be true.

the days of a club winning the european cup while having 11 starters all from their own country will never happen again

can anyone tell me the one club in history who achieved this was?  ;D
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Meho on December 28, 2005, 12:28:18 PM
Mourinho is the best coach.

Capello is. But Mourinho is a hell of a coach too.

yeah i'd agree (even tho this opinion is hella biased) that Capello is the best.

I hate Chelsea, Abrahimovic and Mourinho. Soccer is doomed.

yes that might well be true.

the days of a club winning the european cup while having 11 starters all from their own country will never happen again

can anyone tell me the one club in history who achieved this was?  ;D

Ajax?
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mac 10 † on December 28, 2005, 12:49:22 PM
Mourinho is the best coach.

Capello is. But Mourinho is a hell of a coach too.

yeah i'd agree (even tho this opinion is hella biased) that Capello is the best.

I hate Chelsea, Abrahimovic and Mourinho. Soccer is doomed.

yes that might well be true.

the days of a club winning the european cup while having 11 starters all from their own country will never happen again

can anyone tell me the one club in history who achieved this was?  ;D

Ajax?

This should answer the question:

Additionally, Celtic remain the only Scottish club ever to have reached the final, and are the only club ever to win the trophy with a team composed entirely of home-grown talent; all of the players in the side being Scottish in origin, and all born within a 30-mile radius of Celtic Park in Glasgow.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mindless Minority on December 28, 2005, 01:26:47 PM
How long ago was that Mac?




Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: acbaylove on December 28, 2005, 01:56:14 PM
OT: this year Inter has played a game with no Italians. They didn't even had an italian in the bench, nothing. I think it happened in England too, last year?
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mindless Minority on December 28, 2005, 02:10:36 PM
Bolton and Arsenal have done it I think.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mac 10 † on December 28, 2005, 02:59:40 PM
How long ago was that Mac?

you act like a question such as that takes away ANYTHING from the historic achievement.

it was more recent than 1966 - which people still go on about.  ::)
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: acbaylove on December 28, 2005, 03:01:01 PM
Bolton and Arsenal have done it I think.

It's not funny when it happens, imo.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mindless Minority on December 28, 2005, 04:42:17 PM
How long ago was that Mac?

you act like a question such as that takes away ANYTHING from the historic achievement.

it was more recent than 1966 - which people still go on about. ::)

Seems like a pretty reasonable question to me.

I guess you can tell my tone of voice and how serious I was been through text eh?

Mouthy little shit.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mac 10 † on December 30, 2005, 02:52:09 PM
yes i could tell.

it was 1967 to answer your original question.
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Paul on December 31, 2005, 06:50:08 AM
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Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Gangstauu on December 31, 2005, 08:27:50 AM
i can understand why people hate him

but i respect him, he does has a big mouth, but he does what he says
Title: Re: The world according to Mourinho
Post by: Mac 10 † on January 01, 2006, 09:49:19 AM
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an overview of the greatest man alive

he truly is fantastic