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Title: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: late night on February 13, 2006, 11:26:38 PM
i am talking to this girl that i met over the chat rooms.... she is sweet n shit everytime i try 2 talk about what she looks like n shit the topic gets changed.... i was wondering if any of u knew any metheds 2 tell if she iz fat over the phone... like by laugh or breathing rythms please share ur knowledge.. something?
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on February 13, 2006, 11:30:47 PM
i am talking to this girl that i met over the chat rooms
No knowledge, just experience... Over the years I've found out (or maybe was the only one that didn't know) that girls that chat over the net are fat. Not a 100%, but if they ain't gonna show you a pic or change the subject as you said then don't be surpirsed if they got meat on them. Seriously.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Don Jacob on February 13, 2006, 11:33:07 PM
just start talking about food, if they're all into every detail, chances are you're flirtin with a fatty.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: WestCoasta on February 14, 2006, 12:13:59 AM
yeah, what Ted said

no fine ass skinny bitch is gonna be lookin for some goon like you on the internet
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: The Watcher on February 14, 2006, 12:32:17 AM
90% of the girls that use the internet are heffa's, its just the way the world is .. hot chicks don't need to be on the net lookin for dick

i've known 2 girls that use the internet that were pure hotness, one of them was a real headcase, the other was dope .. so i married her
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Jip on February 14, 2006, 12:33:39 AM
if it sounds like she is stuffing her face every 10 seconds, shes more than likely fat
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: TeeRaySix9Teen on February 14, 2006, 12:38:17 AM
i am talking to this girl that i met over the chat rooms
No knowledge, just experience... Over the years I've found out (or maybe was the only one that didn't know) that girls that chat over the net are fat. Not a 100%, but if they ain't gonna show you a pic or change the subject as you said then don't be surpirsed if they got meat on them. Seriously.

that aint always true homie. ive actually met a few bitches off the internet. and they were fine.

as for whether or not she's fat, its hard to tell just by talking. I think it was Jake up there that said talk about food lol. Maybe thatll work. An easy way to find out tho, is tell her ass that u date mostly big girls. Then she'll be comfortable bein honest about how fat she is. then, when she tells u she looks like Big Puns big sister...u can drop her.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: hempside on February 14, 2006, 01:34:08 AM
yeah, what Ted said

no fine ass skinny bitch is gonna be lookin for some goon like you on the internet
as if you got room to talk,trick ass nigga...i see the bitch in you everytime.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: eKardz on February 14, 2006, 08:58:43 AM
An easy way to find out tho, is tell her ass that u date mostly big girls. Then she'll be comfortable bein honest about how fat she is. then, when she tells u she looks like Big Puns big sister...u can drop her.

LMFAO fucked up, but i bet that will work.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Don Seer on February 14, 2006, 09:01:16 AM

lol thats some cold shit.. seriously.the girls i've met like this.. (all 2 of em) its 50/50 so far.. some girls i guess just arent confident..
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: JMan on February 14, 2006, 09:34:50 AM

lol thats some cold shit.. seriously.the girls i've met like this.. (all 2 of em) its 50/50 so far.. some girls i guess just arent confident..

yup.. so so true.. but even if you pull a fatty you gota remember that "fat bitchs need love too"
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: IzUwitIt on February 14, 2006, 09:48:45 AM
lol @ this thread

'how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone'

funny shit ;D
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: mauzip on February 14, 2006, 10:09:44 AM
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Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: WestCoasta on February 14, 2006, 10:12:40 AM
yeah, what Ted said

no fine ass skinny bitch is gonna be lookin for some goon like you on the internet
as if you got room to talk,trick ass nigga...i see the bitch in you everytime.

geah!   where ya been Bigg Hemp?!
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on February 14, 2006, 10:19:00 AM
(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/2069/truthusericons1zu.jpg)
LOL. Props Mauzip. Very interesting, but what about a basic portrait shot? that's becoming the most common one I see these days. Oh well.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 14, 2006, 10:22:58 AM
Ask her if she wants some sausage, and see what she says...
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Mz Nee on February 14, 2006, 12:25:59 PM
Hahaha how would you be able to figure out a fat girl versus a skinny girl over the phone? Haha Its not like fat people breathe differently from skinny people. Haha Oh man, why are you talking to a girl who hasnt shown you her picture yet? Why wont you just ask her for one and end your curiousity. Haha most likely if the girl doesnt have a picture of herself then shes most likely hideous. :D


LMFAO @ that picture chart. All of that is partially true. haha Who the hell made that?! haha
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 14, 2006, 01:44:38 PM
Usually if she's eating while talking to you she;s fat. And, if her speech is muffled and distorted by the fat in her face.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Twentytwofifty on February 14, 2006, 02:08:18 PM
who cares?  it's not like your dating models right now.  just do her regardless.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Cheese on February 14, 2006, 02:20:20 PM
If she dont even wanna talk about her looks, you're in the danger-zone.. Then again, she could be looking for a guy who's not only attracted to her looks, but also to her personality. But those are usually the fat bitches, they dont got the looks to attract people so they gotta try with something else. Maybe you should just fix a date and check it out yourself.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 14, 2006, 04:42:39 PM
You gotta be careful too because fat bitches will brag about how many guys hit on them and shit. Normal chcks don't because it's just a regular occurence.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: late night on February 14, 2006, 10:10:35 PM
well she finally told me shes 5'4 and just under 200 pounds... thanks 4 the advice knew dubcc would come through...
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: We Fly High on February 14, 2006, 10:14:18 PM
holy shit 5'4 just under 200 pounds, thats like gnome status. dude, shes like a fucking stump.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: late night on February 14, 2006, 10:16:33 PM
holy shit 5'4 just under 200 pounds, thats like gnome status. dude, shes like a fucking stump.
lol

 i told her  she would make a good friend..
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on February 14, 2006, 10:18:56 PM
well she finally told me shes 5'4 and just under 200 pounds... thanks 4 the advice knew dubcc would come through...
Internet is the perfect place for fat girls. No visuals at all. 200 pounds and 5'4 ?!?!?!?! You still gonna chill with her? Like Educated Thug said: "fat bitchs need love too"
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 15, 2006, 12:18:16 AM
LMAO @ under 200 lbs. She's probably 199.5.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: mauzip on February 15, 2006, 05:21:22 AM
LMAO @ under 200 lbs. She's probably 199.5.

probably more like 210.9 lbs
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: TeeRaySix9Teen on February 17, 2006, 03:32:16 AM
LMAO @ under 200 lbs. She's probably 199.5.

at least she isnt fat, AND a liar tho


but yeah, 5'4", 200 pounds? Its Danny Devito!
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: cStyle on February 17, 2006, 04:58:33 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: ecrazy on February 17, 2006, 05:01:46 PM
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Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: late night on February 18, 2006, 02:08:09 AM
ive moved on brothas... got some from a fine ass girl 2night...
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 18, 2006, 02:11:46 AM
LMAO @ under 200 lbs. She's probably 199.5.

at least she isnt fat, AND a liar tho


but yeah, 5'4", 200 pounds? Its Danny Devito!

lol. If you ever call a bitch danny devito, she'll kill herself.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: coola on February 18, 2006, 11:35:24 AM
threads like this is why i cry when dubcc is down  ;D
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: white Boy on February 18, 2006, 12:20:56 PM
basically ,
one, bitch is probably very fat, 140 is fat for 5'4, also, i wouldnt recomend meeting bitches online, unless its like myspace, cause it chats and shit, not hot girls chill, unless they like 13, but myspace is full of baning girls, just make sure, you get lots and lots of pics, and also i guess id fuck a fat chick, 1s just for the fuck of it, so i can have an exiting story to tell, but ive seen girls that have pretty nice faces and are chunky
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Juronimo on February 19, 2006, 02:36:08 PM
This thread is hilarious.

I used to have a profile up and this chick messaged me, and she had no pictures up. I got suspicious and I asked her flat out for height and weight. She told me she was 5'3", 196 pounds.

See ya.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 19, 2006, 05:20:42 PM
I don't have many standards, but staying away from broads that weigh more than me is one of them.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: herpes on February 19, 2006, 10:24:00 PM
well if she says she related to pops twista then you know shes as big as a house.... and has a couple of venereal diseases.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: eKardz on February 20, 2006, 05:39:57 PM
LMFAO at that pic e-crazy

i cant believe that is the same girl in both shots

she actually looks good in the first one
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Dubz on February 20, 2006, 06:17:49 PM
lol at gnome status^. hot chicks dont do this forum shit. half of them are too stupid to turn a computer on, and the others just dont have any interest i guess.
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 20, 2006, 07:17:59 PM
Why would they. They walk down the street and people are making passes at them
Title: Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
Post by: Denial! Is Actively Joinin The Revolution on February 21, 2006, 03:56:11 AM
to answer the topic question i would honestly jus ask her to describe her figure, simple