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Title: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:33:31 PM
one time i could not shit for 2 weeks.. so i had to eat many prunes but it didn't work..

so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass... that worked...

the funny (or well its not funny) is that it happend again.. but that time it only took 3 days before i knew what was going on..

PS: this is true
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:36:14 PM
oh and after i got that cream in my ass... he told me to run in the garden.. but i only ran like 5 meters then i started shitting like crazy...
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Jip on April 12, 2006, 01:36:51 PM
haha what
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:38:23 PM
haha what

maybe i should tell you that its about 5 years ago it happend  :)
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 01:42:38 PM
This is random  :laugh:
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 01:43:23 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

oh and after i got that cream in my ass... he told me to run in the garden.. but i only ran like 5 meters then i started shitting like crazy...
LOL.
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 01:43:40 PM
But if you want a lesson on asses never put Icy Hot on your cheeks  :P
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Jip on April 12, 2006, 01:44:42 PM
this all started from a conversation on irc about mauzip buying kitchen towel instead of toilet paper
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:48:32 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 01:52:34 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:55:08 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 02:04:50 PM
I can definitely tell you're a close friend of Mauzip's...
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:06:54 PM
I can definitely tell you're a close friend of Mauzip's...

but we are from 2 different countries...
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 02:12:36 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:14:38 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 02:15:41 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:16:51 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 12, 2006, 02:19:21 PM
I can definitely tell you're a close friend of Mauzip's...

but we are from 2 different countries...


Don't trip, you guys ya'll will have your day.
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 02:20:20 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:21:03 PM
I can definitely tell you're a close friend of Mauzip's...

but we are from 2 different countries...


Don't trip, you guys ya'll will have your day.

wanna join?... we got ears for everybody
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:21:50 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 02:24:23 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Jip on April 12, 2006, 02:25:13 PM
someones getting touchy
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:27:50 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: cStyle on April 12, 2006, 02:29:40 PM
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Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 02:30:49 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:32:37 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 02:35:50 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
What makes you think either of us are not human? Here's another idea for getting Seer back...Don't tell stories of how you couldn't shit for 2 weeks. :whistle:
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:38:42 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
What makes you think either of us are not human? Here's another idea for getting Seer back...Don't tell stories of how you couldn't shit for 2 weeks. :whistle:

 :'(
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 12, 2006, 02:45:53 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
What makes you think either of us are not human? Here's another idea for getting Seer back...Don't tell stories of how you couldn't shit for 2 weeks. :whistle:

 :'(
Bumb Eamon's "Fuck It" and move on. You don't need that fag (no offence).
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 02:47:52 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
What makes you think either of us are not human? Here's another idea for getting Seer back...Don't tell stories of how you couldn't shit for 2 weeks. :whistle:

 :'(
Bumb Eamon's "Fuck It" and move on. You don't need that fag (no offence).

you know what?.. i might aswell do that
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: AlerG on April 12, 2006, 04:43:33 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
What makes you think either of us are not human? Here's another idea for getting Seer back...Don't tell stories of how you couldn't shit for 2 weeks. :whistle:

 :'(
Bumb Eamon's "Fuck It" and move on. You don't need that fag (no offence).

you know what?.. i might aswell do that

me 2

chill
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: big mat on April 12, 2006, 07:01:27 PM
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Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: coola on April 13, 2006, 12:45:28 AM
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Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: coola on April 13, 2006, 12:49:10 AM
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Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on April 13, 2006, 12:58:25 AM
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Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 13, 2006, 01:19:59 AM
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Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Oklin on April 13, 2006, 02:40:17 AM
there's some gay ass shit goin down here
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: evan the dude on April 13, 2006, 04:34:11 AM
let me be the first to christen this thread... (http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8051/gay9qh.gif)

LMAO
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: Diabolical on April 13, 2006, 04:45:04 PM
Funny. As. Fuck.
Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: BizzyR.I.P. on April 13, 2006, 04:50:09 PM
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Title: Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
Post by: LAKERS_FAN89 on April 13, 2006, 05:05:36 PM
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