West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Floydness on May 01, 2006, 11:47:27 AM
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ok everybody, just like the show.. give me your best jokes. Ill start
your mamas so ghetto her alarm clock says "WAKE UP NIGGA!"
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Your mom has a bigger dick than u.
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Your mom has a bigger dick than u.
LMAO
your mom is such a whore I boned her last night
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ur mom is a BITCH
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ur dad = :camp:
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ur mom sucks so much dick they call her moby
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your moms legs are like a 7-11 open 24 hours a day! :o
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^^ ah ya, that made me laugh ;D
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Your mom wears underwear with dick holes on them.
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yo mamma so poor, I saw her walkin down the street the other day with one shoe on, and I was like "did you lose a shoe?" and she's like "hell no I just found one!"
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yo mama is so fat......Jesus Christ couldn't lift her sprirt...
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This should have stayed in the Sports and Ent. Section, since it's about an MTV Show no?
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yo mama is soo poor.......the last time she smellt a good meal is when a rich man farted... :nahnah:
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yo mama is sooo big......her jeans....were made by HUMMER
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yo mamas so ugly her shits glad to leave
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Your Momma so fat not even tupac couldent get around
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yo mama's so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook
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Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mom's so fat she on both sides of the family tree.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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^^ LOL on the Tupac one :laugh:
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Yo mama so fat she got to take a shower under Niagara falls.
Yo mama's titties look like a grandfather clock pendulum.
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yo momma ass crack so fat it got mo' crack than whitney and bobby
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^^ LOL on the Tupac one :laugh:
A "Fresh Prince" classic...
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YO MOMMA SO OLD JESUS AND THE TWELVE DISCIPLES WERE IN HER YEARBOOK
YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE LIT THE FIRST FIRE
YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE THINK THE INTERNET IS A FISHING DEVICE
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Your Momma Stinks So Bad, She Makes Right Guard Go Left And Speed Stick Slow Down
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Yo mama's so stupid she stuck a phone up her ass and though she was making a booty call
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/jasonpetroze/i49614450_29751_2.gif)
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Yo Mommas soo nasty that she gave me an ear infection from phone sex..
Yo Mommas soo nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she leapt on tha table, spread her legs and said crabs..
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Yo Mommas soo nasty that she gave me an ear infection from phone sex..
LMFAO.
Yo Mommas soo nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she leapt on tha table, spread her legs and said crabs..
Eew.
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Yo Mamas so fat i rolled over twice and im still on the bitch!!
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Your mommas so old she farts dust.
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Yo Mommas soo nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she leapt on tha table, spread her legs and said crabs..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yuck!
Yo mamma so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Yo mamma so dark when the cops had to shoot at her the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo mammas such a hoe that when you step on her feet her legs pop open
Yo mammas PMS had got so bad that the McDonalds she works at dont even serve Happy Meals
Yo mamma is so dumb she barks when I fuck her doggy style
Yo mammas pussy is so juciy she be pissin Sunny D
Yo mamma so ugly be tiein meat necklaces around her neck to get dogs to sleep with her
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This is the second time the thread was moved to Tha G-Spot, and it's about a show on MTV, so it was in the right section in the first place...
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Yo mammas such a hoe that when you step on her feet her legs pop open
;D
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YO mama so fat she uses the 605 Freeway as a slip n slide!
Yo Mama so fat when she steps back you hear "beeeep beeeep beeeep"
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Yo Mommas soo nasty that she gave me an ear infection from phone sex..
Yo Mommas soo nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she leapt on tha table, spread her legs and said crabs..
forgot a few..
Yo Mommas so desperate, that she once sat upon an ice cream truck and offered a penny a lick..
Yo Mommas like a bowling ball, cause she gets fingered three times, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more..
Yo Mommas like a washing machine, cause she always get turned on by black knobs..
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Yo Mommas like a bowling ball, cause she gets fingered three times, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more..
Yo Mommas like a washing machine, cause she always get turned on by black knobs..
LMAO!
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your mom is so black I poked a hole in her and oil bursted out
your mom is so poor when I went to her house a roach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
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oh yeah, and your mom is so fucken fat the bitch needed a map to find her asshole
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yo mamas so stupid she invented a wheel chair wit pedals
yo mamas so stupid she invented glow in the dark sunglasses
yo mamas so stupid she invented a waterproof teabag
yo mamas so stupid she invented a condom wit sweat holed
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your mamas so fat she weighs 500 pounds.
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your mamas so fat she weighs 500 pounds.
LMAO!!! hahaha
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LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show. ::)
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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your mamas so dark it looks like she swims with soy sauce
your mama looks like ODB
your mamas so fucken fat she sweats gravey
your mamas so fat when she gave birth her baby came out with a chicken leg in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other
your mamas so poor I saw her kicking a box on a hill so I asked her what shes doing and she said "MOVIN ONNN UPPP!"
your mama looks like a piece of shit
your mamas so fucken hairy her nickname is cuzzin IT
your mamas so ugly she had to trick or treat by email
your mamas so fat she inveted super size
your mamas so fucken fat to have sex with her I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave to her pussy
your mamas so fat her jeans have stretch marks
your mamas so fat her favorite nail polish is rocky road
your mamas so fat I told her to show me a push-up and she got me one from the ice cream truck
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your mamas so fucken fat she sweats gravey
OhYeAh? Well your mammas so mutherfuckin greasy she sweats Crisco
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yo momma so fat not even god can lift her spirit, hes like "gimme a spot gimme a spot" :raisetheroof:
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Your mom's fine... ;)
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Yo mama's armpit hair so long she put that shit in rollers
Yo mama is a good person. She's the type of person that would give you the hair off her back.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so dumb she thought st. ides was a church
Yo mama so dumb she was going to disneyland and she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT" so she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so fat satellites orbit around her.
I'm jealous of yo mama. She's got more facial hair than I do.
Yo mama's teef so yellow she spit butter.
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yo mamas pussy is sooo nasty......they had to eat it on Fear Factor
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LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show. ::)
i think weed has affected your short-term memory.
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Yo mama's armpit hair so long she put that shit in rollers
Yo mama is a good person. She's the type of person that would give you the hair off her back.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so dumb she thought st. ides was a church
Yo mama so dumb she was going to disneyland and she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT" so she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so fat satellites orbit around her.
I'm jealous of yo mama. She's got more facial hair than I do.
Yo mama's teef so yellow she spit butter.
teef? LMAOOOO
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LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show. ::)
i think weed has affected your short-term memory.
WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?
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Yo Momma is so fat, when the bitch goes to a swimming pool she gets a group discount.
Yo Momma is so fat, she could feet the whole continent of Africa and still needs to lose weight.
Yo Momma is so cheap, that she does her groceries in the Guci Store.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died
Yo mama so black she bleeds smoke
Yo mama so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is DISinfectent
Yo mama like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
Yo mama's so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.
Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk
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Your mama is like Bob Barker, she'll do anything if the "Price is Right"
Your mama is so fat she fell thru a rainbow and made skittles rain down.
Your mama is like a lampswitch. A two year old could turn her on.
Your mama is like a deep freeze. Everybody sticks their meat in her.
Your mama is like a nascar racetrack. Everybody lays the rubber to her.
Your mama is like the village bicycle. Everybody's had a ride.
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LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show. ::)
i think weed has affected your short-term memory.
WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?
you reapeated yourself twice in one thread.
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Yo mamma so fat when she gets up on the scale it says to be continued......
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yo mama so fat she uses neck deoderant
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your mama's so fat, she uses a bathtub as a shot-glass
just made that up, show some love 8)
chill
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yo mama so ugly she was dumped by krondon ;D
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yo mama is so stupid, she tried to buy a couple black people with her mastercard
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yo mama is so stupid, she tried to buy a couple black people with her mastercard
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamas so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
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yo mama so ugly she was dumped by krondon ;D
rofl!!! props
Yo mama like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
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Yo mama like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
LMAO!
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yo mama is so fat... even God couldn't lift her spirits.
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yo mamas so stupid her IQ is 5 !!
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LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show. ::)
i think weed has affected your short-term memory.
WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?
you reapeated yourself twice in one thread.
I know, fool, it's just that people ignored it...I'll keep repeating it too.
This belongs in "Sports and Entertainment", where it was originally posted.
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Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
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yo mamas so ugly she scares blind children
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LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show. ::)
i think weed has affected your short-term memory.
WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?
you reapeated yourself twice in one thread.
I know, fool, it's just that people ignored it...I'll keep repeating it too.
This belongs in "Sports and Entertainment", where it was originally posted.
people ignored it because no-one cares.. man it's pretty funny how defensive and picky you get :D
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LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show. ::)
i think weed has affected your short-term memory.
WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?
you reapeated yourself twice in one thread.
I know, fool, it's just that people ignored it...I'll keep repeating it too.
This belongs in "Sports and Entertainment", where it was originally posted.
people ignored it because no-one cares.. man it's pretty funny how defensive and picky you get :D
Defensive and picky? I'm just pointing something out, dickhead... :D
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Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window, people thought she was mooning them
Yo mamma so ugly, when she walked down the street, she got arrested for indecent exposure
Yo mamma so stupid, when people asked why she was walking around with one tittie out her blouse, she yelled 'shit, left the baby on the bus again'
Yo mamma so fat, when she's at the beach, people try to roll her back in the ocean
Yo mamma so fat, the Great Wall Of China is no longer the only thing you can see from the moon
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Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window, people thought she was mooning them
Yo mamma so ugly, when she walked down the street, she got arrested for indecent exposure
Yo mamma so stupid, when people asked why she was walking around with one tittie out her blouse, she yelled 'shit, left the baby on the bus again'
Yo mamma so fat, when she's at the beach, people try to roll her back in the ocean
Yo mamma so fat, the Great Wall Of China is no longer the only thing you can see from the moon
LOL but is it me or do these sound like facts lol
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Here are a few originals me and a friend made up, yesterday at work. We wrote them down, here ya go.
"Your mama's so nasty, when she jumps in the pool, it flushes"
"Your mama's so nasty, when she jump in the lake.......fish die!"
"Your mama's so nasty, when she farts.... birds fall from the sky"
"Your mama's so mexican, when she goes to buy fruit, she has to pick them"
"Your mama's so fat, when she went to the border, illegal immigrants had to climb in her mouth and walk out her ass to get to america."
"Your mama's so african, when I took her hunting, she brought a straw and a dart"
"Your mama's so colombian, when It snowed, she ran outside with a mirror and a razor"
"Your mama's so asian, when I gave her my car keys, she said she didn't know how to drive"
"Your house is so small, your mama had to leave to let the sun in"
"Your mama's like a tennis ball, she loves to get hit between two men"
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your mamas so fat and stupid she thinks oral pleasure is eating at mc donalds. (just made that up.. ;))
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your mamas so dark she went to night school and got marked absent
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hahaha a few of those were pretty funny...
props to those makin them up on the spot 8)
your mamas so fat and ugly, people wear "99% fat free !!!" t-shirts so she doesnt stare !! ;D
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I can't believe it took this long fdor them to make a tv show outta these.