West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Doggystylin on June 24, 2002, 07:30:52 PM
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Why dont jew's name their daughters Sue?
Sue is a verb to jews
who was the greatest jewish chef?
hitler
how do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 15 in the ashtrays
*Why are there garbage cans at white weddings?
-To keep the flies off of the bride.
*Why is the Cracker's ass so flat?
-Because he brother's pecker is so little.
-A pregnant Italian woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma, asleep for nearly six months.
When she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother from Sicily came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name, guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
-Q: What's the name of a brown guy standing on one leg?
A: Balan Singh
Q. What did the mexican say when the house fell on him
A. Get off me homes!
Q.Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?
A. so they have somethin to unrap
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender goes, "Wow where did you get that." the parrot responds, "In Africa, There's millions of them!."
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how do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 15 in the ashtrays
:-/ :o...and 2 tha rest (of tha Jew ones)..... :-/ :-/
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those mexican ones are funny as hell
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LOL. Those are good.
I got one.
What is tha difference between a Pizza and a Jew?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in tha oven.
-Tha Rev
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damn the jewish/ashtray one was cold as fuck lol
the parrot one was funny as hell too
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Damn Reverand thats old, and that jewish ashtray one was cold, but everything but funny..peace
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yeah, I knew that was old. But that Ashtray one is just as old. So I thought what the hell.
-Tha Rev
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LOL tight
i got some, kinda old tho
Q. why do mexicans refry their beans?
A. have u ever seen a mexican do anything right the first time?
Q. What do u call a school bus full of black people?
A. A rotten banana
What do u call 10 mexicans under water?...pollution
....but what do u call 10 million mexicans under water? ...solution
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what is tha cuban national anthem?
row row row your boat
what does it say on tha bottom of soda cans in poland?
open other end
how did tha germans take over poland in 28 days?
they marched in backwards an tha tha polish thought they were leaving
whats black, white, blue, green, red, an yellow?
its my nigger an i'll paint him any color i want
How do u get a one armed pollock hangin from a tree down?
wave 2 him
Did u hear what happend to tha 2 polish boys?
there dad wanted a watery grave an they drowned tryin to dig it
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here's one. may be old, but who cares.
How do you seperate the men from the boys in Greece?
..........Wit a Crowbar. lol.
-Tha Rev
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row row your boat damn LMAO
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Damn, summa that shit was pretty fuked up...but then again, Doggy iz a pretty fuked up person so...lol
How come therez no Mexican Olympic team?
~Cus all tha ones that can run, jump, and swim...are already here.
Whats the difference frum a dog being hit by a car, and a Middle Easterner bein hit by a car?
~Theres skid marks in front of tha dog
What do u call a bus fulla white people?
~A twinkie
cant think of anything else...fukit...
yall racist muhafuckaz. LOL
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all of them had me rolling
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lolololololololololololol
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-Q: What's the name of a brown guy standing on one leg?
A: Balan Singh
Q. What did the mexican say when the house fell on him
A. Get off me homes!
Q.Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?
A. so they have somethin to unrap
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender goes, "Wow where did you get that." the parrot responds, "In Africa, There's millions of them!."
LMAO
-{bLaDe}
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Q:Why did the Chicken cross the road?
A:Cuz the black guy was chasing him with a frying pan.
Q:How do u start a Persian Marathon?
A:Throw a penny down the street...
Q:Why don't black people give blow jobs?
A:Cuz black people do no jobs.
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Q:Why don't black people give blow jobs?
A:Cuz black people do no jobs.
that was good
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Q:Why did the Chicken cross the road?
A:Cuz the black guy was chasing him with a frying pan.
Q:How do u start a Persian Marathon?
A:Throw a penny down the street...
Q:Why don't black people give blow jobs?
A:Cuz black people do no jobs.
LMAO@ persian marathon
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Why did tha cracker cross tha road?
~Cus his dick was stuck inna chicken
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
~A jew dropped a pennie down n anthill
What are the 2 biggest Polish military inventions?
~Ejection seats on helicopters, Screen Doors on submarines
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Damn, summa that shit was pretty fuked up...but then again, Doggy iz a pretty fuked up person so...lol
LOL ;D
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMAO@ persian marathon
roccy....4 reals thats a joke about jews but he didnt wanna say jews so he said persians....
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roccy....4 reals thats a joke about jews but he didnt wanna say jews so he said persians....
naah it aint...its a mexican joke
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no honestly....i swear i aint got nothin against jews or anything...i think all that beef is gay cuz there aint no point or reason.....but that really was a jewish joke when first made up....there's actually a lot of jokes about jews being cheap
for example
Q: whats the difference between a canoe and a jew ?
A: a canoe TIPS
...personally i dont think jews are cheap or anything but some people have perceived them 2 be.....but dont even say its a mexican joke
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i kno theres jokes saying jews r cheap but that on in perticular is mexican...
it goes
Q. How do u find the Mexican population?
A. Roll a penny down tha street
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ok but the first time the joke was used it was
Q: how do you start a riot among jews?
A: throw a penny into the crowd
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damn thats some funny shit, but some of them are fucked up lol....
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roccy....4 reals thats a joke about jews but he didnt wanna say jews so he said persians....
LOL, werd probably, ..but its coo I can careless, people are people..peace
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Lol, I dunno...Maybe American jews are cheap...but israeli Jews always be talkin about how Persians are cheap, my dad should know, he does construction jobs for a lot of people, the persians always are like "You no geeev me deescounnt?? Vhyyy?"...LoL...But wtvr, like roccy said...people are people...LOl
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LOL^^ I dunno, but jews are known for the most sue's and rip offs lol..
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LOL^^ I dunno, but jews are known for the most sue's and rip offs lol..
and persians are known for shopping at the Swapmeet and Downtown LA...
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Lol, I dunno...Maybe American jews are cheap...but israeli Jews always be talkin about how Persians are cheap, my dad should know, he does construction jobs for a lot of people, the persians always are like "You no geeev me deescounnt?? Vhyyy?"...LoL...But wtvr, like roccy said...people are people...LOl
word....hes right.....lol......the American Jews r really fuckin cheap but tha Israeli Jews always talk shit about Persians (no offense)...like "Geeyve me diskoont!!!...I no pay $75....u steal my mooney"
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no honestly....i swear i aint got nothin against jews or anything...i think all that beef is gay cuz there aint no point or reason.....but that really was a jewish joke when first made up....there's actually a lot of jokes about jews being cheap
for example
Q: whats the difference between a canoe and a jew ?
A: a canoe TIPS
...personally i dont think jews are cheap or anything but some people have perceived them 2 be.....but dont even say its a mexican joke
lololol
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u mite be right....there are some persians that are cheap....but guess what.....they're also jews.....
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u mite be right....there are some persians that are cheap....but guess what.....they're also jews.....
lmao exactly, there are so many persian jews in the US, specially LA and NY
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man the way i see it, EVERY! is fucking CHEAP. except them foos that live in beverly hills and shit lol
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u mite be right....there are some persians that are cheap....but guess what.....they're also jews.....
werd, Exactly..
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u mite be right....there are some persians that are cheap....but guess what.....they're also jews.....
Yea, exactly...Those stupid American Jews...They give Jews a bad name...Go too Israel, no Israelis are cheap down there...Im sure most Persians aren't cheap either...But it was a joke brought from israelis upon Persians...Peace
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Q:why are black people so good at basketball??
A:because they run,shoot and steal
Q:why do u go to a black persons garage sale?
A:To get ur stuff back
Q:Why dont u throw rocks at a black guy on a bike?
A:because tha bike is probably yours
Q:Why do jews have big noses?
A:because the air is free
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Ill tell u guys some rasict aboriginal jokes:
Why are the bins see-through in PERTH??(a place in aus wit heaps aboriginals)
So the aboriginals can go window shopping.
What do u call an aboriginal in a ferrari?
A theif.
And a bonus jewish one:
How was the grand canyon created?
A jew dropped 5 cents down an ant hole.
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Q:why are black people so good at basketball??
A:because they run,shoot and steal
Q:why do u go to a black persons garage sale?
A:To get ur stuff back
Q:Why dont u throw rocks at a black guy on a bike?
A:because tha bike is probably yours
Q:Why do jews have big noses?
A:because the air is free
lol @especially the last one