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Lifestyle => Train of Thought => Topic started by: Jip on September 01, 2006, 04:06:16 PM

Title: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Jip on September 01, 2006, 04:06:16 PM
this is a question for you infinite, its something ive been thinking about for a while

do u think he can see how much bullshit u post on here?

do u think he downloads goat porn?

and finally

does he use firefox or internet explorer?
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Diabolical on September 01, 2006, 04:11:12 PM
I think he uses IE, he's abit of an idiot.
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on September 01, 2006, 04:50:07 PM
Before you get banished to eternal hell, firestorms, bon bons and all that good stuff, you should ask him that question.
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Primo on September 02, 2006, 10:44:38 AM
Doesn't Allah in ancient Hebrew mean "an eloha" which is the singular form of Elohim? Which means that Allah and Elohim are one in the same.
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: No Compute on September 02, 2006, 10:54:09 AM
He's still using 56k dial up, he's to busy fucking virgins to get broadband.
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Jip on September 02, 2006, 06:08:59 PM
He's still using 56k dial up, he's to busy fucking virgins to get broadband.

thats another thing, does he look up 14yo's like mohammed(pbuh) did
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on September 02, 2006, 06:45:54 PM
Doesn't Allah in ancient Hebrew mean "an eloha" which is the singular form of Elohim? Which means that Allah and Elohim are one in the same.

well, i just looked up the term Elohim (since i didn't know what it meant).

and it looks as if it means the same thing. Allah in arabic means God; it's just a different language.
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 03, 2006, 02:17:14 AM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: DipsetGeneral on September 03, 2006, 09:56:54 PM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Wow I never knew that
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 03, 2006, 11:35:06 PM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Wow I never knew that


Yup...And you probably didn't know, but so do Christians...
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: DipsetGeneral on September 03, 2006, 11:36:07 PM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Wow I never knew that


Yup...And you probably didn't know, but so do Christians...

no way doggie
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 04, 2006, 02:34:31 AM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Wow I never knew that


Yup...And you probably didn't know, but so do Christians...

no way doggie


Yup...All 3 religions share a good portion of the same prophets as well...
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: DipsetGeneral on September 04, 2006, 02:50:26 AM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Wow I never knew that


Yup...And you probably didn't know, but so do Christians...

no way doggie


Yup...All 3 religions share a good portion of the same prophets as well...

All I know is I was raised w/ my whole familiy to love Jesus Christ.  Thats who we pray to doggie ;D
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 04, 2006, 02:58:33 AM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Wow I never knew that


Yup...And you probably didn't know, but so do Christians...

no way doggie


Yup...All 3 religions share a good portion of the same prophets as well...

All I know is I was raised w/ my whole familiy to love Jesus Christ.  Thats who we pray to doggie ;D


I'm sure you guys praise God as well, according to your religion, Jesus is the SON of God, so it'd only make sense to...
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: DipsetGeneral on September 04, 2006, 03:01:41 AM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Wow I never knew that


Yup...And you probably didn't know, but so do Christians...

no way doggie


Yup...All 3 religions share a good portion of the same prophets as well...

All I know is I was raised w/ my whole familiy to love Jesus Christ.  Thats who we pray to doggie ;D


I'm sure you guys praise God as well, according to your religion, Jesus is the SON of God, so it'd only make sense to...

of course ;D
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 04, 2006, 03:21:53 AM
Yup, so members of each religion should respect that they have different views about God/Allah/Elohim and worry about other issues going on. Cornball ass threads like this just keep us down.
Title: Re: Does Allah Have The Internet?
Post by: Nutty on September 04, 2006, 04:40:20 AM
^^Yup...Jews and Arabs pray to the same God, Allah, Elohim, whatever you wanna call it...PeACe
Wow I never knew that

Didn't know that either