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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Don Seer on June 13, 2001, 05:15:25 PM
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this page will teach you the fine english language!
http://www.hps.com/~tpg/ukdict/
more regional dialects here
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/links.htm#british
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You expect to teach stupid americans something? LOL
the quote on the first website were hilarious.
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All that cockney ryhmin slang is bullshit we dont talk like that, some of them we use but alot of them are made tha fuck up, as for Guy Ritchie he dont wanna bump into me on tha street.
Peace
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HAIRY NIPS !! ;D
BLIMEY GUVNA !! THAT TICKLED ME PINK ;D LOL
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Help fuch the english bullshit. I ain't european, I ain't british (that means your english when you british) hell I'm scottish and I don't give a fuck about trying to teach the Yanks some english language cause there language is better. As WIlliam Wallace (a.k.a Mel Gibson) said. " FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
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THERES A LOT MORE 2 WILLIAM WALLACE THAN THE ASSOCIATION WITH MEL GIBSON!
peace
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n-imy - you're part of the un-united kingdom now ;D
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When i say 'we dont talk like that' im talkin bout cockneys (us grimy londoners).
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I remember I used to know this girl from Liverpool. She was my neighbor's cousin who was visiting for the summer. I couldn't understand a thing she was saying. I would just nod whenever she was talkin. It was like another language.
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n-imy - you're part of the un-united kingdom now ;D
Hell naw. If anybody ever called me British I would smack then one. Why? Cause British is assocciated with teh english and I am Scottish born and bread. I hate the royals. Somebody should bomb them all dead (sorry but that's how I feel. I ain't sadistic just hate the royals like most Scots). I would like to see and independent Scotland that is not part of Britain then we would have no royals. Man I can talk to the english but I am Scottish. Never british. Dundonian (What us Dundee folk get called) and Scottish.
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THERES A LOT MORE 2 WILLIAM WALLACE THAN THE ASSOCIATION WITH MEL GIBSON!
peace
yes like the fact he died 50 years befor the ending battle that they faught in the battle.....something ya'll probz didn't know
it's a typical american film, they get the facts wrong, and yet for some reason everythin thinks they have it right, and so continue thinkin the same
the scottish only jus won the battle, and william wallace died 50 years b4....get it right!
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"The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots"
Funny ass quote from the film
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"Giving English to an American is like giving sex to a child. He knows it's important but he doesn't know what to do with it."
Adam Cooper (19th century)
LMAO
The Englishman commented to the American about the "curious" way in which he pronounced so many words, such as schedule (pronounced shedule). The American thought about it for a few moments, then replied, "Perhaps it's because we went to different shools!"
ROTFLMAO
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^-- that second one is genius :)
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"Giving English to an American is like giving sex to a child. He knows it's important but he doesn't know what to do with it."
Adam Cooper (19th century)
LMAO
The Englishman commented to the American about the "curious" way in which he pronounced so many words, such as schedule (pronounced shedule). The American thought about it for a few moments, then replied, "Perhaps it's because we went to different shools!"
ROTFLMAO
LOL funny shit
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I think I speak for every U.S. citizen when I say it doesn't matter how the fuck we speak English. We speak a different kind of English, with other languages mixed in. Like some Spanish words, and German words are mixed in too, and words that came from African-Americans that England does not have. It's not that we don't speak good English, our English is more worldly. And check this out, imagion the English when brown people will be the majority in a couple of decades, now that'll be interesting. Spanglish mix with Ebonics.
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^-- lmao someone missed what the whole post was about.
take ur head out yer ass and check the pages.. u'll find its a joke....... ::)
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^-- lmao someone missed what the whole post was about.
take ur head out yer ass and check the pages.. u'll find its a joke....... ::)
no one missed tha point. I swear i dont think yall English muhafuckas would know what to do with yourselves if u didnt get to sit around all day and think about how much better u are then Americans, whoz culture u apparently fukin idolize anyway. Itz cool yall got jokez (the same ones over and over), but thas cool. But i dont want yall gittin yur panties inna bunch (thas not directed at tha femalez, seein as how "Hip Hop Hooker" or whateva her name iz dont wear any ::)) when we make jokes back.
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It'd take too long. I'd rather just snicker to myself when you guys use a weird word, or phrase... like "yanks" up top, nobody in america uses that word.
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And check this out, imagion the English when brown people will be the majority in a couple of decades, now that'll be interesting. Spanglish mix with Ebonics.
I answered a joke with a little sarcastic thing myself... I know it was a joke. Oh well.... Mexicans are always misunderstood anyways ::)
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no one missed tha point. I swear i dont think yall English muhafuckas would know what to do with yourselves if u didnt get to sit around all day and think about how much better u are then Americans, whoz culture u apparently fukin idolize anyway. Itz cool yall got jokez (the same ones over and over), but thas cool. But i dont want yall gittin yur panties inna bunch (thas not directed at tha femalez, seein as how "Hip Hop Hooker" or whateva her name iz dont wear any ::)) when we make jokes back.
Y'all kill me, really ::) You aint know shit about our culture, so please, hush your gums. Getting stressed over a joke.
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I think I agree with them, to a lesser extent. British people got a friekin' inferiority complex or something, yall are always trashing us. You make fun of our language, our sports, our movies, practically every aspect of our life it seems. On this board over the past couple years, I've even seen yall make fun of our crime rates, healthcare, etc. etc. Our president, who I might add is the leader of our country, lol gets sh*t on every chance somebody gets (which comes from the americans too), our army gets trash talked, yall make fun of our sports team in the world cup, on and on and on and on and we never say 1 negative thing (this thread excluded) about England. Oh well, you win some you lose some. I ain't gonna whine about it, but it's a straight up fact that any american sees.
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I think I agree with them, to a lesser extent. British people got a friekin' inferiority complex or something, yall are always trashing us. You make fun of our language, our sports, our movies, practically every aspect of our life it seems. On this board over the past couple years, I've even seen yall make fun of our crime rates, healthcare, etc. etc. Our president, who I might add is the leader of our country, lol gets sh*t on every chance somebody gets (which comes from the americans too), our army gets trash talked, yall make fun of our sports team in the world cup, on and on and on and on and we never say 1 negative thing (this thread excluded) about England. Oh well, you win some you lose some. I ain't gonna whine about it, but it's a straight up fact that any american sees.
Trauma, your a clever man, surely you realise this is a harmless joke made to explain English slang.
And about 'never say anything negative about England', there was a thread a while ago in which we were called "dumb pussies", it was laughed off, so dont worry.
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I think I agree with them, to a lesser extent. British people got a friekin' inferiority complex or something, yall are always trashing us. You make fun of our language, our sports, our movies, practically every aspect of our life it seems. On this board over the past couple years, I've even seen yall make fun of our crime rates, healthcare, etc. etc. Our president, who I might add is the leader of our country, lol gets sh*t on every chance somebody gets (which comes from the americans too), our army gets trash talked, yall make fun of our sports team in the world cup, on and on and on and on and we never say 1 negative thing (this thread excluded) about England. Oh well, you win some you lose some. I ain't gonna whine about it, but it's a straight up fact that any american sees.
i feel u on thiz shit. Like i said, i dont mind tha shit talkin. But yall act like we should always take it as jokes, but then when we shoot back at yall...yall git all heated. How often do any of tha Americanz on tha board jus start a thread to diss England, compared to how many yall start against America? Why are we on your mind so much? Why dont u worry about yur own fukin country? You all wanna act like its ok to call us "dumb Americans", but not ok to call yall "Faggot Englishmen". I dont really feel like beefin on here, but rememba...yall start the threads...we respond to em.
BTW, good game tonight huh England? LOLOLOL
Imagine if tha US wins later...and advances further then England. Damn, I can see that "complex" growin bigger already LOL
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LOL
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LOL
aiight, tha US advancing thing...mighta been pushin it...but u get the idea. LOL
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it's cuz u get worked up over little jokes....don't take everythin so seriously!
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i feel u on thiz shit. Like i said, i dont mind tha shit talkin. But yall act like we should always take it as jokes, but then when we shoot back at yall...yall git all heated. How often do any of tha Americanz on tha board jus start a thread to diss England, compared to how many yall start against America? Why are we on your mind so much? Why dont u worry about yur own fukin country? You all wanna act like its ok to call us "dumb Americans", but not ok to call yall "Faggot Englishmen". I dont really feel like beefin on here, but rememba...yall start the threads...we respond to em.
BTW, good game tonight huh England? LOLOLOL
Imagine if tha US wins later...and advances further then England. Damn, I can see that "complex" growin bigger already LOL
I agree with all this he said (I don't agree with him trashing england in the last post, though)...
It ain't about a joke, it's about it's ALWAYS a joke, you know what I mean? It gets old after a while. I'm NOT a stupid american, I DO understand english, It's offensive when yall go on and on and on about that all the time. And Joachim, one person said something bad about england, big deal. I could go find 100 instances where a dozen 'brits' (I honestly hate that contraction) have gangbanged americans. Just my .02.
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And Joachim, one person said something bad about england, big deal.
EXACTLY, and it never will be a big deal, cause im bigger then that. You could run and get all the Americans you know and have them slate England, many Americans do anyway, and i'll laugh in their faces. Get over it, not everyone loves America or Britain, many hate us for good reason and it aint gonna change so deal with it.
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The Englishman commented to the American about the "curious" way in which he pronounced so many words, such as schedule (pronounced shedule). The American thought about it for a few moments, then replied, "Perhaps it's because we went to different shools!"
Hahaha, that's good. But seriously, i'd rather talk like an American than talk like those posh english folx, they sound like twats, trying to pronounce every single word properly. There's no point in talking like that around here, you'd either get taken the piss out of or get kicked in, lol. I like the American slang words though, like 'dope' etc.
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EXACTLY, and it never will be a big deal, cause im bigger then that. You could run and get all the Americans you know and have them slate England, many Americans do anyway, and i'll laugh in their faces. Get over it, not everyone loves America or Britain, many hate us for good reason and it aint gonna change so deal with it.
Deal with my dick. You don't get the point, Americans are tired of people trashing everything about them. I think I will deal with it, by getting the hell off this board for a while. I'm sure that upsets you (yeah right) but just know your bullshit remarks constantly alienate people.
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Deal with my dick. You don't get the point, Americans are tired of people trashing everything about them. I think I will deal with it, by getting the hell off this board for a while. I'm sure that upsets you (yeah right) but just know your bullshit remarks constantly alienate people.
I get the point, honestly, but its no good complaining, nobody wants too listen, people have their opinions and stick to them, you shouldnt scapegoat me for that, more often then not im one of the few people defending America, so please.
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still greving over the boston tea party?
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All this 'cause I responded with a little stupit remark. I understand the joke, but the thing is that you guys always clown on us. If we respond back, you guys get heated. I'm never serious on this board, 'cause it's virtual, not real, entertainment. Oh well, if I joke, then don't get mad, I just said what's going to happen when the United States becomes brown and we butcher the language more. As a brown person I get the joke, but I guess no one gets it. ::)
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You know what the really funny thing about this thread is?
It's that it is OVER A YEAR old
1 Year ago Sikotic understood the thread perfectl
"You expect to teach stupid americans something? LOL
the quote on the first website were hilarious."
Well done Sikotic you have a sense of humour
Maybe now, after September 11th, a lot of you are more paranoid?
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You know what the really funny thing about this thread is?
It's that it is OVER A YEAR old
1 Year ago Sikotic understood the thread perfectl
"You expect to teach stupid americans something? LOL
the quote on the first website were hilarious."
Well done Sikotic you have a sense of humour
Maybe now, after September 11th, a lot of you are more paranoid?
Nobody here is complaining about the JOKES fool. The only thing anybody is sayin, is that yall think yur dry ass jokes are funny...then when we diss back, you have tha nerve tah get all upset about it. I aint out tah "trash England" like trauma said. Tha only time uve EVER seen me down talk England on thiz board...is when itz in response to one of yall dumbass commentz about Americans. I laff at summa the shit talked about Americans myself, it aint tha joke thassa a prollem...itz that bullshit "Im better then you" attitude behind it. But fukit, yall just dont get it i guess. Maybe that view of tha English as bein tha most arrogant people on tha planet, isnt all that wrong huh? Peace
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You know what the really funny thing about this thread is?
It's that it is OVER A YEAR old
1 Year ago Sikotic understood the thread perfectl
"You expect to teach stupid americans something? LOL
the quote on the first website were hilarious."
Well done Sikotic you have a sense of humour
Maybe now, after September 11th, a lot of you are more paranoid?
Did you even read my post. I feel so unlistened too... :-/
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Deal with my dick.
U try and have a serious argument, then u say somethin like that....U stupid or somethin??? wtf was the point in sayin that...it's shit like that that pisses me off.....ur obsession with homosexuality....u're probz jus unsure of ur sexuality.....there's nothin wrong with bein curious, remember that!
I'd rather have an English accent, then a half english accent....we have a legacy to continue...and havin our langauge poluted by dumb ass americans ain't good for us...so stfu!