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Title: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 29, 2006, 04:32:02 PM
hey, I'm pretty new to this forum and i was looking for a little advice.

heres the "story".

I'm a college student and I'm livin in a dorm, i share it wit another kid. i was just sittin chillin and i seen the Paris Hilton sex tape preview so u know i was gettin in the mood, i had my hand down my pants and i was closing all the other links on my computer so i can quickly download the whole video, and i was also on myspace and i was on this one body builders page because I'm also one.(no homo) but we work out together (no homo) so i was about to leave him a pic comment. and the nigga walked into the dorm and seen what i was doin and told hella people what i was doin, so now niggas think I'm gay or some shit, what ya think i should do.
i was thinkin about just beatin that lil niggis ass but then i dont want to get kicked out of college.

Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 29, 2006, 04:35:04 PM
I dunno man, that's pretty suspect. Maybe subconsciously you really are gay. I suggest after you beat him up, you fuck him up the ass and see if you like it or not. Then you'll know whether or not you are gay deep down inside.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Samoan Enforcer on December 29, 2006, 04:38:38 PM
good point sikotic.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da pink panther on December 29, 2006, 04:40:26 PM
gay deep down inside or not.

no homo
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 29, 2006, 04:40:46 PM
"I dunno man, that's pretty suspect. Maybe subconsciously you really are gay. I suggest after you beat him up, you fuck him up the ass and see if you like it or not. Then you'll know whether or not you are gay deep down inside or not."

come on man, i aint gay dogg, but i dont want to fight cause i dont want to get kicked out of college.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 29, 2006, 04:42:35 PM
Does your roommate have a girl?
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da pink panther on December 29, 2006, 04:43:14 PM
i was gettin in the mood, i had my hand down my pants

and the nigga walked into the dorm and seen what i was doin and told hella people what i was doin, so now niggas think I'm gay

no shit doggie if u gonna have ur hand down ur pants fingerin ur asshole of course he gone think ur gay  it dont even matter what u were lookin at
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 29, 2006, 04:47:33 PM
Does your roommate have a girl?
he did but then he moved out here so he got a "long distance bitch"
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 29, 2006, 04:49:34 PM
i was gettin in the mood, i had my hand down my pants

and the nigga walked into the dorm and seen what i was doin and told hella people what i was doin, so now niggas think I'm gay

no shit doggie if u gonna have ur hand down ur pants fingerin ur asshole of course he gone think ur gay  it dont even matter what u were lookin at

no man, it aint even like that
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 29, 2006, 04:50:37 PM
Well, she's your ticket out of this.

You fuck her in the ass, video tape it, distribute that shit across campus.

Not only will everyone know you're not gay, your roommate will shut the fuck up and probably request to change rooms.

Her balloon knot is your solution, homie.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 29, 2006, 04:54:08 PM
i would do that but i don't even know this trick, he's from Washington, so she probably somewhere up there.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 29, 2006, 04:56:39 PM
I'm about to leave for work but hit me up with some ideas man.
peace
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 29, 2006, 04:59:53 PM
You could kill him too.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: africas seed on December 29, 2006, 05:00:50 PM
well if that cat go about telling ppl and shit then ya man ur prolly gonna have to knock his ass out. like honestly u cant trust that dude at all. that shit u pulled was type suspect though. hahhahahaha. but  if this story is true then damn man u got it bad. sikotic is def on point and i suggest takin his route. it not only takes care of the im not a fag issue but it gets back at that roommate of urs.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: everlast1986 on December 29, 2006, 05:13:32 PM
Hire a hitman so you don't have to do nothing so you don't get expelled. But if i were you i really wouldn't care and just beat his ass anyway.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: acgrundy on December 29, 2006, 05:59:56 PM
hmm, sounds like you are gay.  maybe he is just doing you a favor on helping you come out of the closet
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: JEWBACCA on December 29, 2006, 06:19:24 PM
1). It's obvious you're gay.

2). Would you like to see my hairy hannaukuh stick? *wink wink*
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on December 29, 2006, 06:30:05 PM
only a certified homo would masterbate to a body builder's page.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: boycriedwolf619 on December 29, 2006, 06:31:05 PM
thats sum funny shyt Id check that foo and let me know whats up.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: LyRiCaL_G on December 29, 2006, 06:32:38 PM
you need to commit suicide, it is the only solution homeboy
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: JEWBACCA on December 29, 2006, 06:33:08 PM
I'm about to leave for work but hit me up with some ideas man.
peace
Are you a COCK-TAIL waitress? muahahaha
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: LyRiCaL_G on December 29, 2006, 06:34:39 PM
and the fuck you tossin salad fo fool when you sharing a room with another cat fo? dirty ass hillybilly hitchhikers, go fuck ya room mate and make him your bitch, only thing left for ya dirty ass to do

Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on December 29, 2006, 07:00:47 PM
Bring out the Gimp.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Just Another Sunny day in California on December 29, 2006, 08:00:19 PM
kill him and dump the body
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: JEWBACCA on December 29, 2006, 08:02:03 PM
Bring out the Gimp.
Yes...the Gimp...like in Pulp Fiction or GTA San Andreas
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on December 29, 2006, 08:05:33 PM
pulp fiction, i dont play playstation enough to know about gta.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: JEWBACCA on December 29, 2006, 08:07:25 PM
X-Box my friend
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on December 29, 2006, 08:15:45 PM
yeah I'd either fuck his broad or try and catch him doin somethin' suspect, or like sik said kill him.

or hey you can always do it again but this time have some porn on or some hot bitch's picture instead of body buildin shit.. ???
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on December 29, 2006, 08:41:04 PM
funny thread lol
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on December 29, 2006, 08:49:46 PM
i dont really play games. plus i thought gta was a playstation exclusive. oh well. or that fellow could say, "Some niggaz say I'm conceited, I say you God damn right, Them same motherfucking niggaz gon' get robbed tonight, You wanna crank up the fight? I wanna crank up the war, These niggaz taking me light, how you gon' take the .44?, I ain't no hoe my nigga, so don't you tamp-on me, Leave ya R.I.P., bitch this DSGB!, You see the horns on my head? nigga you know I'm the devil, And I pack heavy metal, WHAT THE FUCK you gon' settle, Bitch you better settle down I'm a real ass nigga, I'm strictly bout my scrilla, motherFUCK them niggaz" leave him shaking in his boots.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: swangin and bangin on December 29, 2006, 11:45:03 PM
piss on his bed. shit in his back pack and fuck his bitch. ahahahahahhaha
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 30, 2006, 12:27:09 AM
i got the solution.
i met this girl at work today, I'm gona get her into my room hopefully in the next week, and I'm gona make sure I'm fucking the shit out of her when he walks in.
what do you guys think? i think that might kill all the fucking drama bullshit.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: "THE" MoSav on December 30, 2006, 01:03:17 AM
i got the solution.
i met this girl at work today, I'm gona get her into my room hopefully in the next week, and I'm gona make sure I'm fucking the shit out of her when he walks in.
what do you guys think? i think that might kill all the fucking drama bullshit.

I think this whole story sounds real suspect
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 30, 2006, 02:28:03 AM
i got the solution.
i met this girl at work today, I'm gona get her into my room hopefully in the next week, and I'm gona make sure I'm fucking the shit out of her when he walks in.
what do you guys think? i think that might kill all the fucking drama bullshit.
Just make sure she doesn't have a penis.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on December 30, 2006, 06:30:26 AM
or bigger muscles than you
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on December 30, 2006, 07:51:51 AM
or an adams apple. even if she is dickless, if shes got one of those it could fuck your whole plan.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 30, 2006, 12:39:12 PM
come on man i aint gay, im gona fuck HER when he walks in.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: "THE" MoSav on December 30, 2006, 12:49:22 PM
come on man i aint gay, im gona fuck HER when he walks in.

do you really feel like you have something to prove?  ::)
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: LooN3y on December 30, 2006, 02:47:32 PM
"I dunno man, that's pretty suspect. Maybe subconsciously you really are gay. I suggest after you beat him up, you fuck him up the ass and see if you like it or not. Then you'll know whether or not you are gay deep down inside or not."

come on man, i aint gay dogg, but i dont want to fight cause i dont want to get kicked out of college.

lol dont do it in college property than idiot. n if he doesnt wanna scrap than juz check his ass. jab his ass or give him a quick kno
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da pink panther on December 30, 2006, 02:50:25 PM
juz check his ass. jab his ass or give him a quick kno

no homo!!!
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Oklin on December 30, 2006, 02:54:48 PM
LMAO at this thread!!
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: LooN3y on December 30, 2006, 03:09:50 PM
juz check his ass. jab his ass or give him a quick kno

no homo!!!

 da fuck?
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Oklin on December 30, 2006, 03:10:54 PM
juz check his ass. jab his ass or give him a quick kno

no homo!!!

 da fuck?
no homo
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: swangin and bangin on December 30, 2006, 03:49:53 PM
"I dunno man, that's pretty suspect. Maybe subconsciously you really are gay. I suggest after you beat him up, you fuck him up the ass and see if you like it or not. Then you'll know whether or not you are gay deep down inside or not."

come on man, i aint gay dogg, but i dont want to fight cause i dont want to get kicked out of college.

lol dont do it in college property than idiot. n if he doesnt wanna scrap than juz check his ass. jab his ass or give him a quick kno
he would still get kick out of college.
the best thing for u to do is to make a porno with a GIRL and distibutei it out to anyone who calls u gay son.
do u have friends still? do they call u gay?
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: SoCal Iz Active on December 30, 2006, 04:00:00 PM
yea either fuck his girlfriend, fuck that girl when he walks in, or record a porno tape.

the easiest would be the porno tape but they could think you're bi which still sucks.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 30, 2006, 04:15:21 PM
should i ask the girl to make a video or just record it without tellin her?
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Oklin on December 30, 2006, 04:20:54 PM
should i ask the girl to make a video or just record it without tellin her?
both
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 30, 2006, 04:32:50 PM
what if she says no?
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Oklin on December 30, 2006, 04:37:41 PM
what if she says no?
Then kill her and then make the sextape
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: swangin and bangin on December 30, 2006, 04:40:39 PM
make sure u have a pussie shot in the video, so people know that its a girl
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: mrtonguetwista on December 30, 2006, 06:37:22 PM
^^ lol
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Mac 10 † on December 30, 2006, 06:43:23 PM
LOL @ this thread.

On the real, I think her "balloon knot" is the solution to this tricky equation.

+1 for bringing the term "balloon knot" into my life Sik.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 30, 2006, 07:31:15 PM
+1 for bringing the term "balloon knot" into my life Sik.
lol my pleasure


BTW, Make sure this bitch isn't working for your roommate either. The bitch might get you fucked up and when you come to, she's got a strap-on with a dildo in your ass while homie is taking pictures and sending them to your bodybuilding friend on Myspace.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on December 30, 2006, 10:26:49 PM
 :D

damn, i missed a whole lot! 
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: swangin and bangin on December 30, 2006, 11:39:39 PM
:D

damn, i missed a whole lot! 
how was your trip?
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on December 30, 2006, 11:54:53 PM
:D

damn, i missed a whole lot! 
how was your trip?

man, the freeway was windy as fuck!  but i was crsuin at 65 so it wouldnt no thing.  plus, i was rappin my ass off!   8)

your sig is the shit by the way!   :drool:
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 31, 2006, 01:38:08 AM
work sucks, but makin money doesnt.
got me a best buy gift card for christmas from somebody gona go get me a camera for the big video shoot, if i go threw with it
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on December 31, 2006, 07:05:52 AM
what do you mean if?
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Oklin on December 31, 2006, 07:20:10 AM
work sucks, but makin money doesnt.
got me a best buy gift card for christmas from somebody gona go get me a camera for the big video shoot, if i go threw with it
post the video on dubcc when its done!!
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: acgrundy on December 31, 2006, 10:35:40 AM
work sucks, but makin money doesnt.
got me a best buy gift card for christmas from somebody gona go get me a camera for the big video shoot, if i go threw with it
post the video on dubcc when its done!!

Well, I only speak for myself, but I sure as hell don't wanna see a video of some fag from here getting fucked by a bodybuilder.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: "THE" MoSav on December 31, 2006, 10:42:10 AM
work sucks, but makin money doesnt.
got me a best buy gift card for christmas from somebody gona go get me a camera for the big video shoot, if i go threw with it
post the video on dubcc when its done!!

Well, I only speak for myself, but I sure as hell don't wanna see a video of some fag from here getting fucked by a bodybuilder.

LOL +1
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 31, 2006, 04:20:34 PM
what do you mean if?

what if she says she doesnt wana fuck on camera
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: SoCal Iz Active on December 31, 2006, 04:23:02 PM
get stoned and drunk.. im sure she'll want to
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: da pink panther on December 31, 2006, 04:24:48 PM
she aint gotta know man
jus hide a camera or tell her 2 bend ova n when u hittin it from behind bust out ur camera fone dats wut i be doin wit my gf   n like u know how sumtimes dey b tryin 2 look back at u  dats when u jus push her head down into da pillow n shell jus think ur bein rough  dats real talk doggie
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: what is it on December 31, 2006, 04:40:46 PM
she aint gotta know man
jus hide a camera or tell her 2 bend ova n when u hittin it from behind bust out ur camera fone dats wut i be doin wit my gf   n like u know how sumtimes dey b tryin 2 look back at u  dats when u jus push her head down into da pillow n shell jus think ur bein rough  dats real talk doggie
thanks man
thats inspirational
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 01, 2007, 03:30:25 AM
what do you mean if?

what if she says she doesnt wana fuck on camera
Then HE is doing a tuck job, homie. Every bitch loves a little camera time. If she refuses, she's suspect.
Title: Re: on the serious note.
Post by: "THE" MoSav on January 01, 2007, 04:43:46 AM
she aint gotta know man
jus hide a camera or tell her 2 bend ova n when u hittin it from behind bust out ur camera fone dats wut i be doin wit my gf   n like u know how sumtimes dey b tryin 2 look back at u  dats when u jus push her head down into da pillow n shell jus think ur bein rough  dats real talk doggie

LOL