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Title: Some nigga got caught jacking off.
Post by: QuietTruth on January 12, 2007, 03:12:39 PM
LMFAO!

Who does that?!?

This nigga, some Haitian cat, no disrespect to the Haitians but this nigga went into a classroom with the lights turned off, went onto Kproxy.com and then from there went onto a porn sight. Now a teacher hears this nigga huffin' and puffin' and walks in the room and truns on the light while this cat fixes himself. LMAO! Who in their right mind would do that? In schoo!?!? He's a laughing stock now. Shitt. He got suspended becuz the downtown offices monitor the school's computers and they caught that nigga checking some porn. LMFAO! Welcome to America homie. :laugh:
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Post by: Samoan Enforcer on January 12, 2007, 03:14:01 PM
haha what a jerk
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Post by: Bedford Iz Active on January 12, 2007, 03:19:48 PM
DId this happen in your school homie? That's super stupidness looking at porn when it isn't your pc or anything lol. You'll always get caught, doesn't matter if you've got a full proof plan, someone is always 2 steps ahead of the game.
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Post by: WestCoasta on January 12, 2007, 03:20:11 PM
holy smokes, bad move buddy
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Post by: rik on January 12, 2007, 03:21:01 PM
WOW, the fuck was he thinking?
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Post by: everlast1986 on January 12, 2007, 03:31:54 PM
Back when i was in high school in gym class, we caught this fat nerdy kid sitting on the toilet jerking off to anime porn and when he figured out he couldn't say that wasn't what he was doing anymore he cried and ran out of the school and ran home. That was a fucking hilarious day.
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Post by: QuietTruth on January 12, 2007, 03:35:58 PM
Back when i was in high school in gym class, we caught this fat nerdy kid sitting on the toilet jerking off to anime porn and when he figured out he couldn't say that wasn't what he was doing anymore he cried and ran out of the school and ran home. That was a fucking hilarious day.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anime porn?!?

LMAO!
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Post by: Bedford Iz Active on January 12, 2007, 03:38:34 PM
Back when i was in high school in gym class, we caught this fat nerdy kid sitting on the toilet jerking off to anime porn and when he figured out he couldn't say that wasn't what he was doing anymore he cried and ran out of the school and ran home. That was a fucking hilarious day.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anime porn?!?

LMAO!

Anime porn just ain't right :( Now lesbian/Julia bond :o Super hot!

I swear only the proper rejects in life watch anime porn? Does anyone else peep it on this forum? Lol expose yourself.
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Post by: Smoke Break on January 12, 2007, 03:39:23 PM
 lol at beatz and quietruth's stories. Now i'm not even shitting you there were at least 3 kids over the years in my classes that got caught, and this was in a small ass school so everyone knew what was up. But one kid whipped it out in the middle of class and started doing his thing--got caught by the teacher giving a lecture. 2nd kid got caught beating in the bathroom like beatz' homey, 3rd kid, in class again, but he at least went to work inside his pants instead of pullin it out, so props to him. He got caught too.
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Post by: QuietTruth on January 12, 2007, 03:48:49 PM
LMAO at 'whippin' it out. Nasty. :-\

During class!?! That's just fuckin' insane! Again who does that? During muthafuckin' class. Just crazy.
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Post by: Bedford Iz Active on January 12, 2007, 03:53:31 PM
A rumour went around back in my school a boy named ben brandished his during english over the teacher. I wasn't a witness because i wasn't in his class, but it went around he was jerking off over the teacher in the class (Mind you she was kinda fit) but ever since then people been claiming him as a dirty lil boy lol, why do people try it in class, such stupidness :(.
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Post by: Smoke Break on January 12, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
That's just fuckin' insane!  who does that?
that's what everybody else was trying to figure out, only positive thing to be said about it is that it was a female teacher giving the lecture, but she wasn't hot.  :-X
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Post by: "THE" MoSav on January 12, 2007, 07:24:23 PM
Back when i was in high school in gym class, we caught this fat nerdy kid sitting on the toilet jerking off to anime porn and when he figured out he couldn't say that wasn't what he was doing anymore he cried and ran out of the school and ran home. That was a fucking hilarious day.


haha +1
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Post by: Low Key on January 12, 2007, 07:45:45 PM
My friend's girl was waitressing last week, and some old guy was in there jacking it as he was drinking coffee. I guess she brought him his coffee and shit, and you'd think he'd stop if someone approched him, but he just kept slapping it around like it was a normal everyday thing. They called the cops but he was out of there before they showed up.
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Post by: rik on January 12, 2007, 07:54:24 PM
Back when i was in high school in gym class, we caught this fat nerdy kid sitting on the toilet jerking off to anime porn and when he figured out he couldn't say that wasn't what he was doing anymore he cried and ran out of the school and ran home. That was a fucking hilarious day.

LMAO

How the fuck can someone get aroused off a cartoon?
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Post by: ecrazy on January 12, 2007, 08:06:05 PM
Some dude at school hated our english teacher so much he did the unthinkable, he called one of his friends a jerkoff and the teacher yelled at him about it and then he told him what a jerkoff was, and dude pulled out his dick and started stroking it, shit was all over the news too, come to think of it, the news went to my highschool and middle school a lot over a lot of controversies, lol
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Post by: WestCoasta on January 12, 2007, 08:06:14 PM
Back when i was in high school in gym class, we caught this fat nerdy kid sitting on the toilet jerking off to anime porn and when he figured out he couldn't say that wasn't what he was doing anymore he cried and ran out of the school and ran home. That was a fucking hilarious day.

LMAO

How the fuck can someone get aroused off a cartoon?

for real..... some sick fucks out there
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Post by: Primo on January 12, 2007, 08:28:31 PM
I betcha that kid had to move now. He will always be known as the dude that pulls his pud in class.
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Post by: Al Bundy on January 12, 2007, 08:42:12 PM
i had the same shit at my school. this retarded wigger (literally) was talking to these two girls and pulled his dick out LOL he still went to the school but i didn't see him much anymore
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Post by: ksizzle on January 12, 2007, 09:41:48 PM
some guy at my old skool did the same thing, except he didnt get caught until the teacher walked by. the funny part was, he busted on the teachers leg, and the teacher was a GUY  :o
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Post by: MANBEARPIG. on January 12, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
Some dude at school hated our english teacher so much he did the unthinkable, he called one of his friends a jerkoff and the teacher yelled at him about it and then he told him what a jerkoff was, and dude pulled out his dick and started stroking it, shit was all over the news too, come to think of it, the news went to my highschool and middle school a lot over a lot of controversies, lol


The teacher did or the kid?


One of my friends beat it in class before, busted on this chicks ass.  She was walking around with a jiz stain on er jeans that whole day.  I didnt see it myself but it was confirmed in our group that its true.
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Post by: ecrazy on January 12, 2007, 10:21:42 PM
^^the kid did it, the teacher pressed charges on the kid and somehow the news got a hold of it, i swear there is a news connection at our school because every year i was in high school the news stopped by for some kinda controversy.
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Post by: Macaframa on January 12, 2007, 10:30:08 PM
alll you guys check this out http://youtube.com/watch?v=hCAl8Nlm9pA
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Post by: Smoke Break on January 12, 2007, 10:35:18 PM
ahaha im fucking dying, when he sends him that and it zooms in to show what he was doing is the funniest shit. Gotta be fake right?
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Post by: wcsoldier on January 12, 2007, 10:47:27 PM
Lol what a moron... at least if he would have been caught fuckin, but watching porn ?  :-X
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Post by: wcsoldier on January 12, 2007, 10:50:51 PM
alll you guys check this out http://youtube.com/watch?v=hCAl8Nlm9pA
lol  ;D , talking about clownin  :D
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Post by: MontrealCity's Most on January 12, 2007, 10:54:02 PM
i woulnt care realy, whats the big deal. Id be like yeah i was pulling it so the fuck what.
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Post by: reguLAtor on January 12, 2007, 11:47:02 PM
Did that dude REALLY lick his finger and then proceed to "check the oil" ?   
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Post by: Sikotic™ on January 13, 2007, 12:03:30 AM
He should of at least went out like a G and finished in the teacher's face.
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Post by: westkoastanostra on January 13, 2007, 12:44:14 AM
sounds like somethin a 15 year old barely hittin puberty would have done!  :-X
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Post by: Raphael on January 13, 2007, 03:24:54 AM
LMFAO! @ all the stories
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Post by: Bedford Iz Active on January 13, 2007, 06:03:20 AM
Some dude at school hated our english teacher so much he did the unthinkable, he called one of his friends a jerkoff and the teacher yelled at him about it and then he told him what a jerkoff was, and dude pulled out his dick and started stroking it, shit was all over the news too, come to think of it, the news went to my highschool and middle school a lot over a lot of controversies, lol


The teacher did or the kid?


One of my friends beat it in class before, busted on this chicks ass.  She was walking around with a jiz stain on er jeans that whole day.  I didnt see it myself but it was confirmed in our group that its true.

Lololol stop that, i'd go home and change my trousers if that happened, dirty stain XD!
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Post by: D-Reborn on January 13, 2007, 06:14:49 AM
LMFAO! @ all the stories
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Post by: QuietTruth on January 13, 2007, 06:58:48 AM
some guy at my old skool did the same thing, except he didnt get caught until the teacher walked by. the funny part was, he busted on the teachers leg, and the teacher was a GUY  :o

That's fuckin' disgusting!
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Post by: Sikotic™ on January 13, 2007, 02:44:55 PM
One thing I heard about someone I went to Jr. High with was he got in a bunch of shit for busting one in his hand and putting it in a disabled girl's hair. I didn't believe it at first until I heard the same story from a complete stranger that went to highschool with him.
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Post by: late night on January 13, 2007, 02:53:29 PM
lmao couple of months back i went into the restroom of this burger joint and caught the ups dude jacking off into the sink with the little ass brown shorts they were around his ankles,  :puke: i was thinking, "lock the fucking door asshole!!!!!"
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Post by: late night on January 13, 2007, 02:56:15 PM
One thing I heard about someone I went to Jr. High with was he got in a bunch of shit for busting one in his hand and putting it in a disabled girl's hair. I didn't believe it at first until I heard the same story from a complete stranger that went to highschool with him.

lmao thats cold.
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Post by: MANBEARPIG. on January 13, 2007, 04:35:25 PM
lmao couple of months back i went into the restroom of this burger joint and caught the ups dude jacking off into the sink with the little ass brown shorts they were around his ankles,  :puke: i was thinking, "lock the fucking door asshole!!!!!"


lock the door?

thats it?
hahahhahaha
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Post by: ecrazy on January 13, 2007, 04:44:41 PM
HAHA, back in Jr. High school, friends of mine caught this girl pleasuring herself with a carrot in foods class, even now, almost 8 years later, we still know her as "Carrot Girl"
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Post by: late night on January 13, 2007, 05:00:16 PM
lmao couple of months back i went into the restroom of this burger joint and caught the ups dude jacking off into the sink with the little ass brown shorts they were around his ankles,  :puke: i was thinking, "lock the fucking door asshole!!!!!"


lock the door?

thats it?
hahahhahaha

yeah what was i supposed to think? whatever dudes problem was its non of my business. im just like what if some kid would have walked in there?
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Post by: Bedford Iz Active on January 13, 2007, 05:39:56 PM
HAHA, back in Jr. High school, friends of mine caught this girl pleasuring herself with a carrot in foods class, even now, almost 8 years later, we still know her as "Carrot Girl"

Carrot girl? That's rich XD Kinda sharp though to be putting in a girl, was she fit at all? A carrot in food class....Dammmmn loloololol.
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Post by: da flayboyant 2 on January 13, 2007, 06:10:07 PM
hahahahahaha
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Post by: ecrazy on January 13, 2007, 06:32:57 PM
HAHA, back in Jr. High school, friends of mine caught this girl pleasuring herself with a carrot in foods class, even now, almost 8 years later, we still know her as "Carrot Girl"

Carrot girl? That's rich XD Kinda sharp though to be putting in a girl, was she fit at all? A carrot in food class....Dammmmn loloololol.
I swear, almost all of san dimas can tell you who that is...sad in a way, kinda fucked up how this is still being kept up
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Post by: Sikotic™ on January 13, 2007, 09:19:59 PM
HAHA, back in Jr. High school, friends of mine caught this girl pleasuring herself with a carrot in foods class, even now, almost 8 years later, we still know her as "Carrot Girl"

Carrot girl? That's rich XD Kinda sharp though to be putting in a girl, was she fit at all? A carrot in food class....Dammmmn loloololol.
I swear, almost all of san dimas can tell you who that is...sad in a way, kinda fucked up how this is still being kept up
She needs to move.

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Post by: Mr. O on January 13, 2007, 09:36:12 PM
haha what a jerk off

haha..
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Post by: Low Key on January 14, 2007, 12:46:20 AM
This is a little off topic but still funny and disgusting nonetheless.

Back when I was in high school, we had some stairwells that you could go underneath (to smoke weed, get head, etc.) before the facility caught on and boarded everything up. Well, a couple of the retards from the special ed. class got away from the rest of the group and were caught fucking underneath the stairs. I think a couple of girls walked up on them and heard grunting, saw them getting down, then went and told someone. That was the nastiest shit I ever heard. I'm am forever grateful I wasn't the one to walk up on them.
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Post by: MontrealCity's Most on January 14, 2007, 09:25:09 AM
HAHA, back in Jr. High school, friends of mine caught this girl pleasuring herself with a carrot in foods class, even now, almost 8 years later, we still know her as "Carrot Girl"

We had a carrott girl as well. Her room at her huose was downstairs and someone went over for a blowjob ( she ouwld give everyone head) and went to the bathroom ( her downstairs br ) and found a carrott in her shower. She was then carrott girl
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Post by: herpes on January 14, 2007, 01:51:01 PM
there was always this rumor in 9th grade that this kid we went to school with was jerkin off in one of the stalls with his legs up and a teacher opened the door up and as he opened it the kid busted.  I doubt its true, but then again we never saw the kid again even though we know he didnt move lol.
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Post by: Bedford Iz Active on January 14, 2007, 01:55:40 PM
Lol i love the way a big rumour goes around, then after it you never see the kid it was about ever again/barely. Even if they move or don't move school they just seem to disappear  ::) That's some next level funky stuff.
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Post by: QuietTruth on January 14, 2007, 07:57:06 PM
HAHA, back in Jr. High school, friends of mine caught this girl pleasuring herself with a carrot in foods class, even now, almost 8 years later, we still know her as "Carrot Girl"
LMFAO! What in the hell??

Just like Low Key, I was just hearin' about all the times kids would get caught gettin' it in, in the stalls, in the locker rooms, in the stage, in the stage's dressing room.

PEOPLE WHY CAN'T YOU WAIT TIL YOU GET HOME?! Damn.
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Post by: MontrealCity's Most on January 14, 2007, 08:18:24 PM
HAHA, back in Jr. High school, friends of mine caught this girl pleasuring herself with a carrot in foods class, even now, almost 8 years later, we still know her as "Carrot Girl"
LMFAO! What in the hell??

Just like Low Key, I was just hearin' about all the times kids would get caught gettin' it in, in the stalls, in the locker rooms, in the stage, in the stage's dressing room.

PEOPLE WHY CAN'T YOU WAIT TIL YOU GET HOME?! Damn.

fo reala