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Title: Wack ass lines
Post by: Al Bundy on March 11, 2007, 07:32:01 AM
This one has to take the cake

"Whatcha gunna do, barbeque and boo hoo?"
EDI on 2pac - Secretz Of War
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on March 11, 2007, 10:39:46 AM
What about MC Eiht's first verse on 'Don't stop'?

'Gyeah! we at your service,
you're in The Warzone now, so don't be nervous!'
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Vinnie on March 11, 2007, 10:48:55 AM
""I c-walk in the park with the fellas,
and make suckers jelous, 'cause they can't out spell us."

snoop dogg - they way i am.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Al Bundy on March 11, 2007, 02:20:47 PM
those lines are pretty wack
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: ABN on March 11, 2007, 02:24:03 PM
"before Pac i never seen thugs" - Spider Loc

hmmm didn´t know Pac was the first thug in the world.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Digital Pimpin' on March 11, 2007, 03:26:23 PM
jay-z: "make me think aboiut you even when you're not around, use the bathroom, put the toilet seat back down"
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: MIAMI4LIFE on March 11, 2007, 04:24:47 PM
jay-z: "make me think aboiut you even when you're not around, use the bathroom, put the toilet seat back down"

damn that's terrible, Jigga step yo game up
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on March 12, 2007, 09:40:45 AM
jay-z: "make me think aboiut you even when you're not around, use the bathroom, put the toilet seat back down"

 :D  what the fuck was that.   :-\


doesnt game always seem to say something gay from time to time like "i fuck you rap niggaz like virgins?"   :P
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: red on March 12, 2007, 10:09:00 AM
MC HAMMER: "Hammer is a eagle and you're a dove"
 
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 12, 2007, 11:50:35 AM
"Y'all roll blunts/ I puff Cubans all day"-Jay Z, 30 Something

"Bitch get on the flo and gimme head like it's 94"-The Game, California Vacation

I see what he means with the i fuck you rap niggaz like virgins line, it's a pretty whack line though.




-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: d-nice on March 12, 2007, 12:02:35 PM
The 2 wackest lines for me had to come from Ras Kass' 2nd album from Kurupt and the RZA.

Kurupt- With my new Tiny Tim/ Try again/ Up against the full wind  ???

RZA- You doo-doo brain dirtbag derelict dumbfuck/What the fuck is wrong with you dickhead?/Numb-nuts


One potato/Smack you like the crossfader/Rap data, go back to pissy elevators ???
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: QuietTruth on March 12, 2007, 12:13:12 PM
RZA- You doo-doo brain dirtbag derelict dumbfuck/What the fuck is wrong with you dickhead?/Numb-nuts

That's not wack. 8) Lol!
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: d-nice on March 12, 2007, 12:29:04 PM
RZA- You doo-doo brain dirtbag derelict dumbfuck/What the fuck is wrong with you dickhead?/Numb-nuts

That's not wack. 8) Lol!

And those stuck out to me more becuase Ras Kass had his verse right after theirs and MURDERED his verse. There would be no way I could let my verse stay like that without re doing it if I knew Ras was rapping after me.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 12, 2007, 12:36:42 PM
RZA- You doo-doo brain dirtbag derelict dumbfuck/What the fuck is wrong with you dickhead?/Numb-nuts

That's not wack. 8) Lol!

And those stuck out to me more becuase Ras Kass had his verse right after theirs and MURDERED his verse. There would be no way I could let my verse stay like that without re doing it if I knew Ras was rapping after me.

did rza produce the track? cause if he produced it than the rapping is just sugar on the cake for dude

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 12, 2007, 12:37:07 PM
actually...rza, kurupt and ras? damn, can someone hook me up?

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: d-nice on March 12, 2007, 12:42:40 PM
actually...rza, kurupt and ras? damn, can someone hook me up?

-T

Actually the Kurupt and Ras Kass song are a different song then the Ras and RZA track. Easy Mo Bee did the beat for The End, which has RZA and Ras Kass on it. It is from Ras' 2nd album called Rassassination. Check ya pm. The track with Kurupt is on there too.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: GangstaBoogy on March 12, 2007, 01:17:42 PM
"We knockin shiet down like bowlin pins
Me and Clyde back to back call us the Rolls Royce twins"
- The Game

"before Pac i never seen thugs" - Spider Loc

hmmm didn´t know Pac was the first thug in the world.

That line was nice if you really listen to it. ""...before Pac I never seen thugs, just red & blue raggers..."
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: WC Iz Active on March 12, 2007, 01:37:23 PM
any line from MC Eiht
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Lunatic on March 12, 2007, 05:30:35 PM
peep diddy's ENTIRE verse on the new 8Ball & MJG album. the track is called "30 Rocks" :D
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: TRG on March 12, 2007, 05:51:37 PM
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'

lol .. great song, but bad line
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Al Bundy on March 12, 2007, 06:34:28 PM
C-Murder "See I'm a hustler, that means i'm never gunna get it"

yeah i'm never gunna get it either  ???
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: westcity on March 12, 2007, 06:50:11 PM
this is why im hot, this is why im hot, this is why im hot
im hot cuz im fly,  you aint cuz you not
this is why im hot, this is why im hot
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: GangstaBoogy on March 12, 2007, 07:44:00 PM
this is why im hot, this is why im hot, this is why im hot
im hot cuz im fly,  you aint cuz you not
this is why im hot, this is why im hot

lmao! ok you win.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Sir Smok-a-lot on March 12, 2007, 09:02:12 PM
YOU RIGHT! "BITCH GET ON YOUR KNEES AND GIVE ME HEAD LIKE IT'S 94" BY THE GAME IS FUCKING GARBAGE
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Efrain on March 12, 2007, 09:10:35 PM
Ok get ready to laugh…


“That hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha
You gonna knock that hoe teeth out ha
You done switched from Nike to Reebok ha”

Juvenile on “Ha”

"I'm on fire in the streets, like in back to the future when the car left."
-Sheek Louch

"I love you like I love my d*cksize"
"Hot like poptarts, aim me at the charts"
"Off the wallers, basketball gun brawlers" (wtf?? lmao)
"If you in the garbage, check for a nigga"

All CAPPADONNA lines.

"I put my dick in yo mouf gimme head till I'm dead!"
- Three 6 Mafia

"its rains on a plain in spain"???
- U God Golden Arms Redemption

Treat You Like Milk, And Do Nuttin But Spoil You
-Flip

"Driving by myself, well really not really"
- Weezy

"I got a 10 foot pole that will go in ur hole, take ur soul, make nut come out ur nose"
-Ying Yang Twins

You not from Russia so why you rushin
- Nelly

"I'm hot like 95 Fahrenheit"
-Nas

"I'm stickin ni**as up in them robbery maskes
mask like Batman
minus the tight pants
we hit your baby momma but her elbows is ashy
.....
man, look at your hair cut
uh hmm, uh hmm
naw, your hair sucks!"

-GLC from the song "Heavy Hitters"

I stay right here like I got left back..
Noreaga - Im a G

i came out the coma 2001 about the same time Dre dropped 2001"
-The Game

my rims chop like those blades on a blade.
-Lil flip

"niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex
and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex"

- Peter Gunz from Déjà vu (Uptown Baby) (1998)

"It's too dangerous to risk it, Baby would you like a biscuit?"
- LL Cool J.

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
Guru from DWYCK (1994)

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo"
- Project Pat from Ballers (1999)

"Ayo, we light a candle, run laps around the English channel
Neptunes got a cockerspaniel"

- Noreaga from Superthug (1998)


Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony

"What's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T?"
- Warren G

"I want a thousand times one"
- Ghostface Killah from Winter Warz (1999)

"My paragraph alone is worth 5 mics
A 12 song LP, that's 36 mics!!!"

- Redman from 5 Boroughs (1999)

"I predicted I'ma die squeezin, thuggin through the 5 seasons"
- Capone on You Can't Kill Me (2000)

"38 revolve like the sun around the earth"
- Jay-Z from It's Hot (1999)

"I drink Hennesy straight, with Tomato Juice"
- Noreaga from Banned from TV (1998)

"mike jones! who? 281 330 8004"
- mike jones

"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994) 


Certified suspect....

"i gotta bitch witha mouth like that boy ken griffey"

- lil wayne, gettin some head remix

"You aint got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
- canibus

Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203
- 50 Cent "Piggy Bank"

"toss you like a salad strawberry grape ya"
- Lil Wayne

"You niggas is ass and imma bout to dig all in it"
- Beans




Gems from Dipset

Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do

- juelz santana - oh yes

I got a ho selection, a whole collection
A whole selection of my ho collection

They the paparrazi, they the livest posses
Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi
I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller

- Juelz santana - Santanas town

"Hey Chump Pass, He A Dumbass/
Call JR, Get A Front Pass/"

- Cam'Ron

After that, baby girl, Hey let's get some bub
Love, love, don't rub, we fittin to hit the club
Yeah they dance, but a lap dance they want a dub
They don't know nan, ask Trick they love a thug
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam

- Cam'ron

"Choo Choo Train, Coo Coo Mayne/
I Spit Damn Dada No Mans Hotta/"

- Juelz

"I'm on top of the eiffel like...la Pisa Pisa, eatin' a piece of pizza, you can't be where i be dog, you need a visa."
-Camron ("I'm Ready" -The Diplomats)

"And I got some girls, bout five or six
And a five and six, about five or six"

- Cam - Shake

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"
- Cam'ron

"Hang with gangs, that hang and bang
Animals, orangatangs, hammers move, bangers bang"

- Juelz Santana..

"This is just fate, how I would sit on a crate
Listen to tapes everyday a frisk was at stake
Chicks cuffs risk gettin raped my mission was straight
Thug visit them states near them great Michigan lakes
And f*ck a bathroom, I pissed on the gate"

- Camron


Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: westkoastanostra on March 12, 2007, 10:20:48 PM
"BIG got hit in that passenger seat, pac got hit in that passenger seat, and now 'm ridin around that passenger seat" - 50 cent


Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Al Bundy on March 13, 2007, 07:57:55 AM
"It's too dangerous to risk it, Baby would you like a biscuit?"
- LL Cool J.

LOL @ THAT LINE
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: mastdark81 on March 13, 2007, 08:10:04 AM
"She look like Lassie...biyeootch!!!!" - Daz {Knockin on my doh} "Raw"

Dat line almost fucked the whole song up.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Al Bundy on March 13, 2007, 08:13:46 AM
that wasn't a wack line
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Mygla on March 13, 2007, 09:23:43 AM
"its rains on a plain in spain"???
- U God Golden Arms Redemption


i think that's from some poem or something... because I know i've heard that before...
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 13, 2007, 09:39:08 AM
"its rains on a plain in spain"???
- U God Golden Arms Redemption


i think that's from some poem or something... because I know i've heard that before...


it's from Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw, when he's training the socioeconomically 'trashy' girl to speak proper english. It's a dope ass play, shit is hilarious. Family Guy did a satire of the musical version.

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: d-nice on March 13, 2007, 10:00:17 AM
I'm in Vegas with Vegas muthafuckas/dippin all through Vegas muthafuckas  ???

Kurupt- I'm Back. Actually this whole song is wack.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Efrain on March 13, 2007, 10:12:30 AM
"its rains on a plain in spain"???
- U God Golden Arms Redemption


i think that's from some poem or something... because I know i've heard that before...


it's from Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw, when he's training the socioeconomically 'trashy' girl to speak proper english. It's a dope ass play, shit is hilarious. Family Guy did a satire of the musical version.

-T


Remember though, this is comming from u-god of the Wu... one of the worst rappers out there. Somehow I don't think there was as much thought process behind the line lol.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 13, 2007, 01:28:28 PM
"its rains on a plain in spain"???
- U God Golden Arms Redemption


i think that's from some poem or something... because I know i've heard that before...


it's from Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw, when he's training the socioeconomically 'trashy' girl to speak proper english. It's a dope ass play, shit is hilarious. Family Guy did a satire of the musical version.

-T


Remember though, this is comming from u-god of the Wu... one of the worst rappers out there. Somehow I don't think there was as much thought process behind the line lol.
I loved U God on the first wave of Wu releases. i haven't liked any of 'em since the first wave outside of ghost and rae, and ocassionally meth.

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: QuietTruth on March 13, 2007, 02:00:12 PM
Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony


"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994) 


LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: K.Dub on March 13, 2007, 02:04:24 PM
I got a ho selection, a whole collection
A whole selection of my ho collection

;D
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 13, 2007, 06:53:02 PM
Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony


"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994) 


LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO


I don't get this one

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Fonky Fresh on March 13, 2007, 07:33:42 PM
Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony


"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994)


LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO


I don't get this one

-T
neither i do
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: GangstaBoogy on March 13, 2007, 08:29:24 PM
Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony


"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994)


LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO


I don't get this one

-T
neither i do

I think he's saying its ironic that Craig Mack said "you won't be around next year" then ended up being a 1 hit wonder himself.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Efrain on March 13, 2007, 08:34:17 PM
^^ Yeah, it's funny because after 94 Craig Mac's career went directly through the floor and it's been there since. I.e. it's pretty ironic that he's spitting lines about rappers "not being around next year" and yet that's just what happened to him.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: thisoneguy360 on March 13, 2007, 09:32:36 PM
Not sure if the car name is right but it's all the same

"Plus I bought my mother a gift that new range rover the same color as piss" The Game
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: K.Dub on March 14, 2007, 03:38:43 AM
Not sure if the car name is right but it's all the same

"Plus I bought my mother a gift that new range rover the same color as piss" The Game

Which song?
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Al Bundy on March 14, 2007, 10:48:25 AM
Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony


"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994)


LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO LMFAO LMAO


LOL
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Drudge on March 14, 2007, 11:16:27 AM
"Jimmy can crack corn and I don't care". Eminem-           ###### stupid!
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: QuietTruth on March 14, 2007, 12:41:58 PM
^
Jimmy Boy
The Jimster
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: QuietTruth on March 14, 2007, 12:42:52 PM
Not sure if the car name is right but it's all the same

"Plus I bought my mother a gift that new range rover the same color as piss" The Game

What the fuck? :-\
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 14, 2007, 12:53:23 PM
Not sure if the car name is right but it's all the same

"Plus I bought my mother a gift that new range rover the same color as piss" The Game

What the fuck? :-\

Yeah game has a way of taking the romance out of anything. i'm sure he took away anything any sweetness that his mom associated with that gift with that line

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: GangstaBoogy on March 15, 2007, 03:33:38 PM
Oh how can I forget these...

"I cook crack in the microwave, niggas can't fuck with me
Man my co-deez, they called me Chef Boy R 50"

"Them ain't Chia pet plants in the crib that's chronic
And I'm sellin them 500 a pop god damn it"

EWW!
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Minkaveli on March 15, 2007, 04:14:41 PM
Quote
[Ok get ready to laugh…


“That hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha
You gonna knock that hoe teeth out ha
You done switched from Nike to Reebok ha”
Juvenile on “Ha”

"I'm on fire in the streets, like in back to the future when the car left."
-Sheek Louch

"I love you like I love my d*cksize"
"Hot like poptarts, aim me at the charts"
"Off the wallers, basketball gun brawlers" (wtf?? lmao)
"If you in the garbage, check for a nigga"
All CAPPADONNA lines.

"I put my dick in yo mouf gimme head till I'm dead!"
- Three 6 Mafia

"its rains on a plain in spain"
- U God Golden Arms Redemption

Treat You Like Milk, And Do Nuttin But Spoil You
-Flip

"Driving by myself, well really not really"
- Weezy

"I got a 10 foot pole that will go in ur hole, take ur soul, make nut come out ur nose"
-Ying Yang Twins

You not from Russia so why you rushin
- Nelly

"I'm hot like 95 Fahrenheit"
-Nas

"I'm stickin ni**as up in them robbery maskes
mask like Batman
minus the tight pants
we hit your baby momma but her elbows is ashy
.....
man, look at your hair cut
uh hmm, uh hmm
naw, your hair sucks!"
-GLC from the song "Heavy Hitters"

I stay right here like I got left back..
Noreaga - Im a G

i came out the coma 2001 about the same time Dre dropped 2001"
-The Game

my rims chop like those blades on a blade.
-Lil flip

"niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex
and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex"
- Peter Gunz from Déjà vu (Uptown Baby) (1998)

"It's too dangerous to risk it, Baby would you like a biscuit?"
- LL Cool J.

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
Guru from DWYCK (1994)

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo"
- Project Pat from Ballers (1999)

"Ayo, we light a candle, run laps around the English channel
Neptunes got a cockerspaniel"
- Noreaga from Superthug (1998)


Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony

"What's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T?"
- Warren G

"I want a thousand times one"
- Ghostface Killah from Winter Warz (1999)

"My paragraph alone is worth 5 mics
A 12 song LP, that's 36 mics!!!"
- Redman from 5 Boroughs (1999)

"I predicted I'ma die squeezin, thuggin through the 5 seasons"
- Capone on You Can't Kill Me (2000)

"38 revolve like the sun around the earth"
- Jay-Z from It's Hot (1999)

"I drink Hennesy straight, with Tomato Juice"
- Noreaga from Banned from TV (1998)

"mike jones! who? 281 330 8004"
- mike jones

"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994) 


Certified suspect....

"i gotta bitch witha mouth like that boy ken griffey"
- lil wayne, gettin some head remix

"You aint got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
- canibus

Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203
- 50 Cent "Piggy Bank"

"toss you like a salad strawberry grape ya"
- Lil Wayne

"You niggas is ass and imma bout to dig all in it"
- Beans




Gems from Dipset

Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do
- juelz santana - oh yes

I got a ho selection, a whole collection
A whole selection of my ho collection

They the paparrazi, they the livest posses
Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi
I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller
- Juelz santana - Santanas town

"Hey Chump Pass, He A Dumbass/
Call JR, Get A Front Pass/"
- Cam'Ron

After that, baby girl, Hey let's get some bub
Love, love, don't rub, we fittin to hit the club
Yeah they dance, but a lap dance they want a dub
They don't know nan, ask Trick they love a thug
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam
- Cam'ron

"Choo Choo Train, Coo Coo Mayne/
I Spit Damn Dada No Mans Hotta/"
- Juelz

"I'm on top of the eiffel like...la Pisa Pisa, eatin' a piece of pizza, you can't be where i be dog, you need a visa."
-Camron ("I'm Ready" -The Diplomats)

"And I got some girls, bout five or six
And a five and six, about five or six"
- Cam - Shake

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"
- Cam'ron

"Hang with gangs, that hang and bang
Animals, orangatangs, hammers move, bangers bang"
- Juelz Santana..

"This is just fate, how I would sit on a crate
Listen to tapes everyday a frisk was at stake
Chicks cuffs risk gettin raped my mission was straight
Thug visit them states near them great Michigan lakes
And f*ck a bathroom, I pissed on the gate"
- Camron /quote]


Props.  That's great.  Expecially the Dipset, 50, and LL lines.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: thisoneguy360 on March 15, 2007, 10:09:00 PM
Not sure if the car name is right but it's all the same

"Plus I bought my mother a gift that new range rover the same color as piss" The Game

What the fuck? :-\

Yeah game has a way of taking the romance out of anything. i'm sure he took away anything any sweetness that his mom associated with that gift with that line

-T

LOL I know right, and to answer the other dudes question its from "Can't Understand" off youknwowhatitis vol 1
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Lunatic on March 15, 2007, 10:51:16 PM
Quote
[Ok get ready to laugh…


“That hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha
You gonna knock that hoe teeth out ha
You done switched from Nike to Reebok ha”
Juvenile on “Ha”

"I'm on fire in the streets, like in back to the future when the car left."
-Sheek Louch

"I love you like I love my d*cksize"
"Hot like poptarts, aim me at the charts"
"Off the wallers, basketball gun brawlers" (wtf?? lmao)
"If you in the garbage, check for a nigga"
All CAPPADONNA lines.

"I put my dick in yo mouf gimme head till I'm dead!"
- Three 6 Mafia

"its rains on a plain in spain"
- U God Golden Arms Redemption

Treat You Like Milk, And Do Nuttin But Spoil You
-Flip

"Driving by myself, well really not really"
- Weezy

"I got a 10 foot pole that will go in ur hole, take ur soul, make nut come out ur nose"
-Ying Yang Twins

You not from Russia so why you rushin
- Nelly

"I'm hot like 95 Fahrenheit"
-Nas

"I'm stickin ni**as up in them robbery maskes
mask like Batman
minus the tight pants
we hit your baby momma but her elbows is ashy
.....
man, look at your hair cut
uh hmm, uh hmm
naw, your hair sucks!"
-GLC from the song "Heavy Hitters"

I stay right here like I got left back..
Noreaga - Im a G

i came out the coma 2001 about the same time Dre dropped 2001"
-The Game

my rims chop like those blades on a blade.
-Lil flip

"niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex
and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex"
- Peter Gunz from Déjà vu (Uptown Baby) (1998)

"It's too dangerous to risk it, Baby would you like a biscuit?"
- LL Cool J.

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
Guru from DWYCK (1994)

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo"
- Project Pat from Ballers (1999)

"Ayo, we light a candle, run laps around the English channel
Neptunes got a cockerspaniel"
- Noreaga from Superthug (1998)


Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony

"What's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T?"
- Warren G

"I want a thousand times one"
- Ghostface Killah from Winter Warz (1999)

"My paragraph alone is worth 5 mics
A 12 song LP, that's 36 mics!!!"
- Redman from 5 Boroughs (1999)

"I predicted I'ma die squeezin, thuggin through the 5 seasons"
- Capone on You Can't Kill Me (2000)

"38 revolve like the sun around the earth"
- Jay-Z from It's Hot (1999)

"I drink Hennesy straight, with Tomato Juice"
- Noreaga from Banned from TV (1998)

"mike jones! who? 281 330 8004"
- mike jones

"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994) 


Certified suspect....

"i gotta bitch witha mouth like that boy ken griffey"
- lil wayne, gettin some head remix

"You aint got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
- canibus

Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203
- 50 Cent "Piggy Bank"

"toss you like a salad strawberry grape ya"
- Lil Wayne

"You niggas is ass and imma bout to dig all in it"
- Beans




Gems from Dipset

Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do
- juelz santana - oh yes

I got a ho selection, a whole collection
A whole selection of my ho collection

They the paparrazi, they the livest posses
Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi
I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller
- Juelz santana - Santanas town

"Hey Chump Pass, He A Dumbass/
Call JR, Get A Front Pass/"
- Cam'Ron

After that, baby girl, Hey let's get some bub
Love, love, don't rub, we fittin to hit the club
Yeah they dance, but a lap dance they want a dub
They don't know nan, ask Trick they love a thug
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam
- Cam'ron

"Choo Choo Train, Coo Coo Mayne/
I Spit Damn Dada No Mans Hotta/"
- Juelz

"I'm on top of the eiffel like...la Pisa Pisa, eatin' a piece of pizza, you can't be where i be dog, you need a visa."
-Camron ("I'm Ready" -The Diplomats)

"And I got some girls, bout five or six
And a five and six, about five or six"
- Cam - Shake

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"
- Cam'ron

"Hang with gangs, that hang and bang
Animals, orangatangs, hammers move, bangers bang"
- Juelz Santana..

"This is just fate, how I would sit on a crate
Listen to tapes everyday a frisk was at stake
Chicks cuffs risk gettin raped my mission was straight
Thug visit them states near them great Michigan lakes
And f*ck a bathroom, I pissed on the gate"
- Camron /quote]


Props.  That's great.  Expecially the Dipset, 50, and LL lines.

 




 :-\
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Wessia4LiaNia Chieee Chieee on March 16, 2007, 02:16:49 AM


"Bitch get on the flo and gimme head like it's 94"-The Game, California Vacation


Yeah I think this one it's weak...I mean what's the meaning of it?

Quote
"Driving by myself, well really not really"
- Weezy
  Hmm...I like this one because it's  methaphoric...It;s not like Yeah I'm drivin by myself, I got a bitch with me...or sumthin :D :D

Tho I think Juelz and Nelly hold the crown "I can't give it up
Like an Old man who can't give it up"

And the one with "Shake your bells, shake your bells
What's my name S.A.N.T.A.N.A" 
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Digital Pimpin' on March 16, 2007, 09:34:00 AM
Slightly off-topic, but that Chappelle Show episode with the wack ass freestyler and "oops, pow surprise" cracks me up every time.

If you've seen it you'll know what I mean.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 16, 2007, 09:42:16 AM
Slightly off-topic, but that Chappelle Show episode with the wack ass freestyler and "oops, pow surprise" cracks me up every time.

If you've seen it you'll know what I mean.

LMAO troof

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: E. J. Rizo on March 16, 2007, 09:58:08 AM
"I get plenty of ass so call me an astrounaught"
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Efrain on March 16, 2007, 10:17:13 AM
Slightly off-topic, but that Chappelle Show episode with the wack ass freestyler and "oops, pow surprise" cracks me up every time.

If you've seen it you'll know what I mean.

are you talking about "turn my headphones up!.... turn this motherfuck..oh wait, i missed the beat.. bring that beat back!"
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 16, 2007, 10:35:34 AM
Slightly off-topic, but that Chappelle Show episode with the wack ass freestyler and "oops, pow surprise" cracks me up every time.

If you've seen it you'll know what I mean.

are you talking about "turn my headphones up!.... turn this motherfuck..oh wait, i missed the beat.. bring that beat back!"


nah, it was an outtake episode. they were doing outtakes from the episode where John mayer gets yelled at for playing blues in the barber shop (which I thought was dumb because the blues is at least as black as rap) and questlove's drumming provoked a bunch of cats to start dancing and rapping and dude was freestyling and ended his verse with 'oops pow surprise'

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: 4108 on March 16, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
a lot of those/these lines posted are just wordplay flips that didnt come off as "dope" or lived up to the concept,


then a lot of them are just lackluster bars in general too.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tha Psycho Hustla on March 16, 2007, 03:44:04 PM
bananas thread.

Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: thisoneguy360 on March 17, 2007, 10:26:58 AM
"Oh yeah, I'm a "dogg" but my name ain't Rover" The Game "Streetz Of Compton"
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: evan the dude on March 17, 2007, 04:52:04 PM
ok sorry i have to list this one:

The Fixxers - Can You Werk Wit Dat

Quik:
"let me do my job, girl don't make it easy for me
tomorrow morning make my eggs with onions cheesy for me"

lol....THAT is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 17, 2007, 04:53:01 PM
ok sorry i have to list this one:

The Fixxers - Can You Werk Wit Dat

Quik:
"let me do my job, girl don't make it easy for me
tomorrow morning make my eggs with onions cheesy for me"

lol....THAT is ridiculous.

lol I liked the line, but it is ridiculous. didn't hear the onions part when i listened to the song though

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: evan the dude on March 17, 2007, 05:23:09 PM
ok sorry i have to list this one:

The Fixxers - Can You Werk Wit Dat

Quik:
"let me do my job, girl don't make it easy for me
tomorrow morning make my eggs with onions cheesy for me"

lol....THAT is ridiculous.

lol I liked the line, but it is ridiculous. didn't hear the onions part when i listened to the song though

-T

lol, exactly. i mean, it's funny and all but it's just ridiculous. maybe it doesn't deserve the label "wack ass line" but still...hah
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 18, 2007, 02:19:31 AM
ok sorry i have to list this one:

The Fixxers - Can You Werk Wit Dat

Quik:
"let me do my job, girl don't make it easy for me
tomorrow morning make my eggs with onions cheesy for me"

lol....THAT is ridiculous.

lol I liked the line, but it is ridiculous. didn't hear the onions part when i listened to the song though

-T

lol, exactly. i mean, it's funny and all but it's just ridiculous. maybe it doesn't deserve the label "wack ass line" but still...hah

ezzackly +1

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Raphael on March 18, 2007, 07:20:35 AM
Tho I think Juelz and Nelly hold the crown "I can't give it up
Like an Old man who can't give it up"
its: Like and old man who cant get it up.

That rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie, what I usually do (what's this?)
This that jump, stop, breathe, whoody-who
Gats in the truck
Platt, platt, pass to a duck
I'm the menace, owe me money, tat, tat, tat, what the fuck

-Camron

exactly
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Jungleboy on March 18, 2007, 07:35:47 AM
"What's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T?"
- Warren G
;D ;D

Whats the name of the tracK??
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Wessia4LiaNia Chieee Chieee on March 18, 2007, 08:45:30 AM
Tho I think Juelz and Nelly hold the crown "I can't give it up
Like an Old man who can't give it up"
its: Like and old man who cant get it up.

That rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie, what I usually do (what's this?)
This that jump, stop, breathe, whoody-who
Gats in the truck
Platt, platt, pass to a duck
I'm the menace, owe me money, tat, tat, tat, what the fuck

-Camron

exactly


oh yeah, my bad ! but that's what I was tryin to say, but I miss written it. Sorry
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Raphael on March 18, 2007, 08:46:57 AM
yeah its wack anyways :P
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: thisoneguy360 on March 18, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
Cam's verse in Juelz's "murda"


Killa killa, more killin' killin' for killa killa
Feel the deal, the chinchillas, they can fit on gorillas
Santana, bananas, clip bananas, wrapped in bandannas
Hammers, hammers, no cameras, you'll be runnin to nana (nana nana)
Nana nana Santana, he be holding berettas
Killa killa kills civilians, you know I'm no better
Mo' betta' betta', cheddar cheddar, you'll be dead on your leather
For cheddar cheddar, heads we sever, go get it together

Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 18, 2007, 01:58:55 PM
Cam's verse in Juelz's "murda"


Killa killa, more killin' killin' for killa killa
Feel the deal, the chinchillas, they can fit on gorillas
Santana, bananas, clip bananas, wrapped in bandannas
Hammers, hammers, no cameras, you'll be runnin to nana (nana nana)
Nana nana Santana, he be holding berettas
Killa killa kills civilians, you know I'm no better
Mo' betta' betta', cheddar cheddar, you'll be dead on your leather
For cheddar cheddar, heads we sever, go get it together



the more dipset I hear the more I realize it's all sonic. there's alot of poetry in the world of written publications that actually has commonalities with the way they write their verses. that's interesting as fuck, cause on a sonic level that shit flows nice you know? it sounds good, especially if the production is done right (which admittedly, I don't hear too often with the dips, though I'm down with a few of the cam beats I've heard, who produces their shit mainly?). i really need to check more of that shit out...I may be taking a visit to dipcc....

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: thisoneguy360 on March 18, 2007, 07:27:25 PM
Cam's verse in Juelz's "murda"


Killa killa, more killin' killin' for killa killa
Feel the deal, the chinchillas, they can fit on gorillas
Santana, bananas, clip bananas, wrapped in bandannas
Hammers, hammers, no cameras, you'll be runnin to nana (nana nana)
Nana nana Santana, he be holding berettas
Killa killa kills civilians, you know I'm no better
Mo' betta' betta', cheddar cheddar, you'll be dead on your leather
For cheddar cheddar, heads we sever, go get it together



the more dipset I hear the more I realize it's all sonic. there's alot of poetry in the world of written publications that actually has commonalities with the way they write their verses. that's interesting as fuck, cause on a sonic level that shit flows nice you know? it sounds good, especially if the production is done right (which admittedly, I don't hear too often with the dips, though I'm down with a few of the cam beats I've heard, who produces their shit mainly?). i really need to check more of that shit out...I may be taking a visit to dipcc....

-T

Yeah Cam is really good at rhyming, i'm a fan, just some of the shit he say I have trouble taking seriously
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tha Cali Grizz on March 18, 2007, 09:23:42 PM
"Oh yeah, I'm a "dogg" but my name ain't Rover" The Game "Streetz Of Compton"

he actually took the line from DJ Quick's "Born and Raised in Compton"
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Efrain on March 18, 2007, 10:13:00 PM
Yeah, Cam and Dipset for me is like Easy listening rap music. It's perfect for when you don’t want to actively listen to what they're saying (ex. cruising, partying, background music etc). The beats are their backbone though there's no question. It's too bad because I don’t think they're really fucking with Heatmakerz anymore and those two styles together were like peanut butter and jelly. Basically everything they did before Cam's Purple Haze was the shit for me. Plus all the old 'Roc in-house production didn't hurt (Just, Kanye, etc). I think a lot of that "computers computin'" and "goo goo gaa gaa, with tah tah in the Bahamas" shit is really just there to make their next line (which is likely just grade C average lyricism) sound 10x better. The flow and over all package is really what they're selling.     

Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: Tanjential on March 19, 2007, 02:08:24 AM
Yeah, Cam and Dipset for me is like Easy listening rap music. It's perfect for when you don’t want to actively listen to what they're saying (ex. cruising, partying, background music etc). The beats are their backbone though there's no question. It's too bad because I don’t think they're really fucking with Heatmakerz anymore and those two styles together were like peanut butter and jelly. Basically everything they did before Cam's Purple Haze was the shit for me. Plus all the old 'Roc in-house production didn't hurt (Just, Kanye, etc). I think a lot of that "computers computin'" and "goo goo gaa gaa, with tah tah in the Bahamas" shit is really just there to make their next line (which is likely just grade C average lyricism) sound 10x better. The flow and over all package is really what they're selling.     



i wouldn't say it's C level cause you can't take the lyrics serious. some of the greatest songs of all the time you can't take the lyrics serious, the shit sounds good. but yeah I see what you're saying

+1, nice even 500 posts

-T
Title: Re: Wack ass lines
Post by: evan the dude on March 19, 2007, 02:15:22 AM
Cam's verse in Juelz's "murda"


Killa killa, more killin' killin' for killa killa
Feel the deal, the chinchillas, they can fit on gorillas
Santana, bananas, clip bananas, wrapped in bandannas
Hammers, hammers, no cameras, you'll be runnin to nana (nana nana)
Nana nana Santana, he be holding berettas
Killa killa kills civilians, you know I'm no better
Mo' betta' betta', cheddar cheddar, you'll be dead on your leather
For cheddar cheddar, heads we sever, go get it together



the more dipset I hear the more I realize it's all sonic. there's alot of poetry in the world of written publications that actually has commonalities with the way they write their verses. that's interesting as fuck, cause on a sonic level that shit flows nice you know? it sounds good, especially if the production is done right (which admittedly, I don't hear too often with the dips, though I'm down with a few of the cam beats I've heard, who produces their shit mainly?). i really need to check more of that shit out...I may be taking a visit to dipcc....

-T

Yeah Cam is really good at rhyming, i'm a fan, just some of the shit he say I have trouble taking seriously

couldn't have said it better!