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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: AlerG on September 15, 2001, 06:41:49 AM

Title: Dog Farts...
Post by: AlerG on September 15, 2001, 06:41:49 AM
this is the thread where you post your views, thoughts and experiences with dog farts, whether good or bad.

one time we were taking my old dog to get a haircut and i think he knew where he was going cause that's the only time he really went in the car. so i think he was nervous and he farted a couple times and it was horrendous and then he shit on my sisters lap, it was fucken gross, peace.
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: Hittman on September 15, 2001, 06:46:02 AM
He shitted on your sisters lap, argh that is disgusting.

Put me off my Wispa Gold.  :P
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: =[Euthanasia]= on September 15, 2001, 06:46:38 AM
LMAO!! Ahhh, thats shit is hella funny. I know exactly what your saying though. My dawg has days when he farts & u jus' wanna flea the scene as quickly as poss  :o funniest thing is though he knows exactly what he's done cos as soon as I say "ppppaawwwww" he cowers off, probably sniggering 2 himself. It's good in a way though cos if it's you you can jus' blatently blame it on your dog, hehe.
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: AlerG on September 15, 2001, 07:37:38 AM
that's true, this one time i had one of those hot farts that could clear a room and it was in front of my girlfriend, so i blamed it on my dog who was chillen on the couch next to us...i even said let's go somewhere else so she would really think it was the dog, if only he could talk, he would've said "real funny asshole, wait till you see what i leave on your pillow" , peace.
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: Doggystylin on September 15, 2001, 10:57:24 AM
LMAO!!!!!

yeah my dog farts like crazy. and he alwasys comes up to me farts and just gets comfortable and lays down and farts again. and i cant stand smelling my dogs farts. THEY STINK SOOOOO BADDDD!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: bLaDe on September 15, 2001, 11:14:27 AM
LMAO LOLOL

well y dont u guyz put sum mints up the dogs ass  ??? lol that'll keep him from smelling

i'm planing to buy a dog but i dunno which one ...
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: Don Seer on September 15, 2001, 11:29:16 AM
ROFL  ;D
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: AlerG on September 15, 2001, 11:33:26 AM
i think dogs farts smell real bad because since they don't shower they can't wash their ass, and the only way to clean their ass is to lick it...therefor they have a nasty ass dirty ass ASS...i think that's probably why they smell so bad, peace.
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: Don Seer on September 15, 2001, 11:36:03 AM
probably why their breath stinks too!
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: Doggystylin on September 15, 2001, 12:39:40 PM

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LMAO LOLOL

well y dont u guyz put sum mints up the dogs ass  ??? lol that'll keep him from smelling

i'm planing to buy a dog but i dunno which one ...


get a rottweiler or pitbull. thats what kind i like
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: AlerG on September 16, 2001, 07:00:49 AM
ok, i'm gonna lick my ass and then i'm gonna blow my breath towards my girlfriend, if she says it smells terrible than i think we found out why dog breath is sooo bad, peace.
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on September 16, 2001, 07:37:26 AM
Heheh, aler G you some funny guy. Looks like u bring up each one of your topics when it goes too low on the list so that everybody would think that yo thread is the most popular and shit...... C'mon man dont sweat it that much. threadz are not our kids, they die and nothing happens.  ;)
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: AlerG on September 16, 2001, 09:53:59 AM
huh??? what the hell are you talking about  :-[ , it ain't fully clear to me, peace.
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: Doggystylin on September 16, 2001, 12:54:55 PM
LOL WTF?
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: Nima - Dubcnn.com on June 06, 2002, 11:34:06 PM
its agood thing i dont have a dog!!
Title: Re: Dog Farts...
Post by: AlerG on June 08, 2002, 05:12:32 AM
lol this topic is so old but funny as hell...i don't know what i was thinking when i made it but all the shit is true...dog farts 4-life, peace.