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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on June 13, 2001, 01:35:45 AM
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I thought this would be a good post since we got all these Ghetto songs from Sticky Fingaz and that guy named Bishop (not the one we know on this board). I know some of them relate to me. Here is my list, y'all add on if ya like:
You Know You Ghetto[/u]
*Riding in a car with headphones on cuz you sounds don't work
*Sprayin your dirty clothes wit febreeze or air freshener so you can wear them again because you don't have a washing machine or change for the laundromat
*Using aluminum foil to insulate the windows
*Driving a hundred thousand dollar car, but still living in the housing projects
*Using an old LP album cover or envelope as a dust pan
*Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it
*Having 3 or more baby momma's/daddies
*Buying rims that cost more than your car
*Turning your phone on in your 4 year old daughter's name because your credit is so fucked up
*When you got no furniture, but a nice ass stereo
*Playin' in the Fire Hydrant
*Using your mama's panty hose as a wave cap
*Quit yo job cuz Child support is being taken out of yo check
*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear
*Sitting on a couch on the front porch
*Died cause it was no air in the house
*Using a jelly jar, pace picante jar, pickle jar, any damn jar for a cup
*Puttin' speakers that have a vibration that is too strong for tha trunk door ta handle in your car anyway, lettin' tha trunk door raddle noisely n' sound fuckin' irritating
*Adding water to yer milk so you have enough
for your cereal.
*Five steel fans and no a.c.
*Callin everybody poooookie
*Two steppin down the graduation line
*2 pitbulls that eat more than you do
*Greasy ass food, shit even the vegetables are greasy
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*washing your teeth with a finger and economy tooth paste coz u cant find a toothbrush
*when you work your ass off for £3.50 an hour, and then the boss accuses you of stealing (you gotta eat)and won't pay you
*when you put about twenty pennys in the plate for the bus and hope the driver doesnt count
*when you rock ralph lauren and calvin klein, but only get 3.50 an hour
These are the ones that apply to me, and i dont live in a ghetto
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awwwwwwww you beat me to it... I was gonna start this post.. lol
from that bishop song
*Graduate from H.S but instead of going to College you go to jail (My Brother)
*Puttin tha fan next to the open window cuz you aint got an A.C
*You can fix anything using only alluminum foil and a metal close hanger
*Rollin' 5 deep in a two seater
*Rollin' around bumpin tha boombox cuz your car speakerz dont work (Kinda like yourz... just more openly ghetto cuz people can tell it's a boombox)
*Going to the store in nothin but shorts and sandals
*Answer tha phone like "Who Dis?"
*Smoke Bud, Drink, Steal, and fuck all kindz of hood rats but still got a gang of Jesus Christ images hangin on your wall
*Everyone famous out tha hood.... yo' cousin (My homie claims Regina from "Living Single" iz his aunt)
*Start bobbin your head back n forth when a car drives by bumpin'
*Drink 40'z with your grandpa who stayz in tha front on a lawn chair all day (I can't hang with his old ass)
*Kick it at the corner liquor store all day knowin you aint got no money to buy shit
*Goin to tha Bud Spot with change (I think they get mad sometimes)
*Know the number to the Welfare Offices by heart
*Use Z's instead Of S's sometimez
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Thought of a couple more......
*Buy your clothes at tha swap meet... but still take care and wear them like you're "So Fresh N So Clean"
*Wake up around 2:00 pm
*Eat Corn Flakes for dinner
*Make a mean face everytime you see a police car
*Got like 7 carz in your drive way but only 4 of them work
*Ride a bike to work
*WALK to tha moviez with your girl
*All your dogs have names like, KILLER, RAMBO, and BRUNO
*Got homiez named RISKIE, JOKER, SLINKY and LiL Droopz
*Sleep on tha couch... cuz you aint got no bed
*You're A drop out.... and you're only reason for droppin out is cuz everyon at schoo' iz gay
*Dont have an alarm system, just a sign that sayz you do have one to scare people away
Yeah, they all pretty much apply to me.... I live in Bloomington CA, ghetto! not really city ghetto though... it'z a raunchy kinda ghetto... I moved like 2 months ago though... still in Bloomington.... just tha nicer part... still mostly only Hispanic people live around here.... just preppier hispanic people I guess...
And It's one of tha few "Nice" blocks in Bloomas but walk down the street and I can show you 5 different houses to score from ;)
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When there are more shopping trolleys in your street than there are at the local store
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* When you get mad at people for not putting enough sugar in the Kool-Aid
* If your TV is busted, but you still got a Playstation 2 just for them sports games
* For them youngens, you still a virgin because your a good kid, but Head and Pie Eating are still done
* Everytime you see a cop, you pull into a residental area
* You family can't find away to move out of apartments, but they found a way to get free HBO
* Everytime you hear 2Pac's, You Wonder Way They Call You Bitch, you think it's a positive song
* Every girl you know talks loud enough to be heard the next city over
* Everything you do, fact or made up, is all over the neiborhood because muthaphukkaz talk to loud
* You cups are really them extra large cups from Burger King
* Your Frig. contains everything, but actual healthy food
* You local McDonald's has no job opennings. (you wouldn't believe it, but that's true in on of the McDonald's in Rialto)
* And finally, you let rouches live, because after a while, you just get tired of killing them.
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proud to b ghetto
at one time i had 3 caprice classics in my front yard,,,,,,one with a smashed front end,,,,i put rims on it anyway and pimped it,,,,,,had a system that almost cost as much as the car and the rims,,,,,paid twice as much for the system as the car,,,,,,people would look at it and say,,"nice rims",,,loloh yeah,,,,it was the only one runnin at the time,,,so i had no choice but to drive it,,,,,,sittin on the porch everyday,,,,not workin,,,,hungry,,,,,blazin a blunt every half hour,,,an not passin either,,,,,,,i have 3 cars that run now,,any one costs more than all 3 i had a year ago.,,livin the good life,,,,still ghetto,,,,the only one in the neighborhood outside sittin on my car bumpin an drinkin beer everyday
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If you wear panty hoes instead of shaving ya legs...
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Im gonna tell you the ones i actually do
*take used mcdonalds cups back into mcdonalds days after and reuse the cup to get free soda
*have a tv in your room but it doesnt have any cable or anything and tell people it does
*Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it
*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear
**Start bobbin your head back n forth when a car drives by bumpin' and tell em to turn it up
**Wake up around 2:30 pm when you slept jus fine last nite
*Eat Cereal for dinner
*When there are more shopping carts* in your street than there are at the local store
* Everytime you see a cop, you pull into a residental area and try to get away
*get pulled over for driving under age and jump seats with someone who is older in the car while the cop lights are flashing
i took a lot of your guys stuff cause that what i actually do an now that i think about it , i do a lot of funny shit...
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damn, i must be the grimiest muthafucka here!
*sleepin on the floor
*use dirty dishes because there is no washing liquid
*leavin dog and cat piss on the carpet
*shave once a week because my razors blunt enough
Damn homeboy! alotta those weren't really ghetto... just a lil dirty! LMAO
I dont know though..... maybe ghetto means something different where you're from
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[*walking around the street in my boxers and fluffy slippers
HAHAHAHA...I just did that this morning. I went down 7 or 8 blocks to my friends house to pick up some of my CD's he borrowed. I was in nuthin but my house shoes, boxers and some tight ass shirt I got no business wearing. LOL
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here is what applys to me
1. standing a half an hour to read a magazine cuz i aint got no money
2. Check the fridge every 5 min
3. Using stuff to drink that aint cups
4. wake up at 3
5. walk to work an school
6. eat cereal for dinner
7. keep my cup from work to get free soda
8. quote friday, the simpsons, an songs
here r some shit that wasnt on the list.
9. My sneakers r 1989 nike air flights
10. wear my old basketball shorts as boxers
12. tellin my math theacher to go fuck herself
13. listen to westcoast rap even though no1 else in my song except a few an not being a preppy like every1 else i know
14. moving from the ghetto to the suburbs and wanting to go back to the ghetto
my dad is ghetto to
1. he leaves his van open so some1 will steal so auto insurance will get him a new van
2. steal about $200 worth a baseball cards from target a week
3. stealing ink cartriges from k-mart and movies from best buy.
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1. standing a half an hour to read a magazine cuz i aint got no money
2. Check the fridge every 5 min
3. Using stuff to drink that aint cups
4. wake up at 3
5. walk to work an school
6. eat cereal for dinner
8. quote friday, the simpsons, an songs
Here are the ones that apply for me:
1. Take a 45 minute break, when you're only allowed 15
2. Hide from actual work by pretending to take a shit.
3. Don't go home for a week or 2, just chill at a homies house till I get kicked out, and go to another homie's, and repeat.
4. After clockin in, go outside and cruise around with a coworker
5. Quit your work a month ago, but you didn't tell the boss
6. had 5 jobs, but on my employment application it has no other jobs listed, cuz you know the old boss will tell them how bad you were.
7.Fuck a chick, then keep her panties, wash them, and give em to your girlfriend as a gift
8. Have a stereo with 6 speakers, but each one is from a diffrent stereo
9. Havin 100 cds, but you only listen to about 5 of them.
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This is a funny ass thread, more people should get in here
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yeah i was rollin around on the floor wen i was readin this, man i gots ta keep that shit, blow it up and put on my wall as wallpaper fo real y'all! LOL
thanx!
p-e-a-c-e
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when you got a.c. and you dont know how the damn thing work
u check everyday to c if u got warrants
u go to the doctor cuz u dont wanna go to work
your man is gone for more than 2 mins and u call jail to c if hes there
u drive a gheeto ass car w a system
u live in a nasty ass basemwnt
and the walls r made from ceiling tiles
u got $ for pot but not for food
u aint got no gas or hot water
showers r preety damn cold
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*Sprayin your dirty clothes wit Tommy Hilfiger so you can wear them again because you don't have a washing machine or change for the laundromat
Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it
Wake up around 2:00 pm
take used mcdonalds cups back into mcdonalds days after and reuse the cup to get free soda
*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear
**Start bobbin your head back n forth when a car drives by bumpin' and tell em to turn it up
wear my old basketball shorts as boxers
* Everytime you see a cop, you pull into a residental area and try to get away
*get pulled over for driving under age and jump seats with someone who is older in the car while the cop lights are flashing
Answer tha phone like "Who Dis?"
Live in a trailor
Start fire in trash barrols in my neighborhood at night
4. After clockin in, go in the stock room at K Mart and fool around with girls..
All these apply to me
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WHEN ALL THE FOOD YOU GOT IS THAT TESCO EXTRA VALUE SHIT !!
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wen u try to pass monopoly money off to the partially sighted chinesman with the corner shop down the street
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You know you're ghetto when...
You try to find quarters in shopping carts abandoned in your local "woods", though the place is more like "municipal dump".
You take home a rusted, broken motorbike just to impress the neighbours, who don't got nuttin...
All your friends live in big houses and bring in 10 bucks a day, and you live in a diddly house and don't got no money to bring in...
When you got an expensive-ass computer to use, but no software to install on it...
When you buy music CD's and computer game CD's even though you don't got no CD player or computer, just to look rich...
When you go into Brixton or De Renne or Inglewood, and think,"Nice place, but a bit pricey..."
When you open the door, you automatically say,"Look, Freddy ain't here, and anyway, he ain't done nothin..."
And then, seein it's no policemen, ask if they could spare any dimes..
You would be a pimp and lend out hoes, but you ain't enough dolo to get your first bitch, though you did buy the pimp suit...
When you think your dirty New Zealand friend is tidy when you see him say what he does to be grimy on the Internet...
When you wait outside the back of restaurants, hopin they got a near full meal to give you, cause you can't afford to go in the front door.
Most of these have applied to me...
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hahahaha yo dis is sum funny ass thread lol ;D
im guna b printin dat off n usin it as guidelines lol.most apply 2 me but cant b arsed typin dat shyt out. i do sum funny shyt like dat but we wont b goin there..... ;)
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here what appliez 2 me
*take used mcdonalds cups back into mcdonalds days after and reuse the cup to get free soda
*have a tv in your room but it doesnt have any cable or anything and tell people it does
*Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it
*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear
*get pulled over for driving under age and jump seats with someone who is older in the car while the cop lights are flashing
*Five steel fans and no a.c.
*Puttin tha fan next to the open window cuz you aint got an A.C
*Rollin' 5 deep in a two seater
*Eat Corn Flakes for dinner
*Sleep on tha couch... cuz you aint got no bed
*Ride a bike to work
* When you get mad at people for not putting enough sugar in the Kool-Aid
therez alot more but i dunt feel like typin them bitchez up
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hahahahahaha this is some funny azz shit!!! most applies to me too! i remember readin this thread but always was too lazy to reply :-/
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u know u ghetto when...
U put sliced oranges on the outside of yur koolaid glass to make it look like a tropical drink...
U have a different color rag for every outfit u own...
Your nieces n nephews cant spell the word "Cat" in school, but can spell out the hood they rep, with their feet when C-Walkin...
Youve ever lost a window in yur car, and used a trash bag to cover it up rather then fixin it...
^^and then used a black trash bag, to match the tint on the other windows...
You know every single misdeamenor and felony, as well as its maximum sentence...
The ice cream truck in yur neighborhood also sells weed and rolling papers...
((San Diego shit)) Yur ice cream truck in yur neighborhood says "Helado" on the side...and also sells produce...
Youre older then any of yur aunts n uncles...
Youve seen so many roaches in yur life, that u occasionally step on dried up leaves outside at nightime, cus yur paranoid...
Youve ever fried up vienna sausages and wrapped bacon around em, to use as hors d huerves...(memoriez...lol)
You eat pigs feet n pork rinez...
U put hot sauce on yur food before tasting it...
If theres anyone in yah click that u call "The Big Homie"...
ill think of more lata on...peace...lol
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*You have 2 of the big ass tapatio bottle in at your house
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Yur basis for the type of girl u want, consists of her havin a big booty...and if she can braid yur hair...
You refer to the bus as the "City Limo"...
Youve eva had to staple yur pants togetha...
Greeting yah friendz as "bitch", "Muthafucka", or "ho" without bein mad at them...
You gotta pager, but yur phone at yur house has been cut off...
You go to McDonaldz and as to get hooked up, without even knowin anyone there...
Youve eva paid for a 40 wit nuthin but nickelz...
Youre the ghettoest person u know, but still act offended when someone calls u "ghetto"...
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U put hot sauce on yur food before tasting it...
If theres anyone in yah click that u call "The Big Homie"...
Greeting yah friendz as "bitch", "Muthafucka", or "ho" without bein mad at them...
get kicked out of mc donalds/burger king every time cuz u wastin all the straws
go to mc donalds and order food, take it, drive to burger king and eat it there eventually get kicked out again
Everytime you hear 2Pac's, You Wonder Way They Call You Bitch, you think it's a positive song
*Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it
*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear
*Sitting on a couch on the front porch
theres more, jus cant think of em now, but the abovementioned appllies to me
i cant say im ghetto though lol, but ifu live in Hessen, Germany, thats the most fucked up state u can live in, the craziest people live here, and im proud of it ;D
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Daaaaaaaaamn.... this is an old ass thread. I think that was like one of tha first 20 posts I ever made.
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*When you and your homies go to the movie teather and just one goes in and opens the door in the back for the rest of you.
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u know u ghetto when u throw up in the middle of the nigth in a drunken/high stupour in ya bedroom and leave it on teh floor..
u know u ghetto when u put big curtains over ur windows so ya room is completely black so ya girl cant see teh shit on ya floor
u know u ghetto when ya girl comen over adn u get that 90 dollar after shave and spray half the bottle in ay room so it doesnt smell like chuck in the vain attemt to get pussy
u know u ghetto when u order a meal at red rooster and steal 3 bottles of coke before paying for ya food just so u can drink ya whiskey
u know u ghetto when u ask ya parents for a bit of cash and say its for a mates present then go out and spend it on weed/alcohol and smokes
u know u ghetto(alcoholik) when u have grog left over from sunday nights piss up after the game and u drink it at school the next morning so u can not get a hangover
lol@yes i am not ghetto i am just a dirty, lazy low life alcoholik... call it what u wanna call it.. lmao
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p.s im back fo like a few weeks till i leave the country