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Title: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 12:14:18 AM
so i ain't got shit in my fridge cept a bunch of juices,pepsi,  sauces,eggs, and soy sauce. i ain't got shit in my pantry 'cept some crackers, formula, and chicken top roman


grab 2 baggies of top roman
grab 2 eggs
grab 1 bottle of soy sauce
grab 1 ICE COLD pepsi

boil 1.5 cups of water
break up noodles of top roman, add chicken flavoring slowly while stirring with plastic SPORK (stir for only a bit as to not melt SPORK)
boil noodles in water until all hardness has escaped thine noodles
add eggs and stir in until cooked thoroghly
poor out excess water
put on plate
add soy sauce to each bite
crack open ICE COLD pepsi ....and enjoy

ghetto cooking bitches!~

a  don jacob true story
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 09:40:04 AM
Yall ain't got shit on my ghetto pizza.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 10:17:35 AM
Yall ain't got shit on my ghetto pizza.

how do we make the ghetto pizza?

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 10:33:55 AM
Yall ain't got shit on my ghetto pizza.

how do we make the ghetto pizza?

-T

Alls you need is white bread, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, and an oven.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 10:42:08 AM
that sounds like regular ass cheese pizza. where's the water and ramen noodles? that ain't ghetto

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 10:42:36 AM
lmao, just realized you said 'bread' i got you now

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 10:44:28 AM
lmao, just realized you said 'bread' i got you now

-T

Ghetto Fabulous.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 06, 2007, 11:42:17 AM
how bout some mozzarella cheesesticks, muufucka...30 secs in the microwave for straight fire. 8)
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 11:43:34 AM
i did that before

i put some of that shit on some chips for soem ghetto nachos.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 11:43:42 AM
where the fuck can you get 30 second mozzarella cheese sticks?

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 11:44:58 AM
get some cheese sticks and put them in the microwave for 30 seconds.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 11:46:55 AM
get some cheese sticks and put them in the microwave for 30 seconds.

That sounds about right. LOL
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 11:47:26 AM
i thought he meant like the breaded ones that restaurants use as appetizers

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 11:49:15 AM
not to plug my store ....wink wink


but go to target and go to the freezer section. there's some Friday's mozarella sticks that are BOOOOOOMB. get some maranara sauce on them bitches and you'll be creamin in your BVD's
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 11:49:54 AM
what are BVDs?

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 11:53:00 AM
brand of chonis
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 11:54:30 AM
brand of chonis

Tanj's next reply will read: "What are chonis"?
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on September 06, 2007, 11:55:44 AM
Yall ain't got shit on my ghetto pizza.

how do we make the ghetto pizza?

-T

Alls you need is white bread, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, and an oven.
word, that shit is tha bidness...when i was a lil homie id throw some bologna on that bitch with some hot sauce...ghetto cookin at its finest
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on September 06, 2007, 11:56:13 AM
brand of chonis

Tanj's next reply will read: "What are chonis"?
lol...drawls
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 11:57:08 AM
Yall ain't got shit on my ghetto pizza.

how do we make the ghetto pizza?

-T

Alls you need is white bread, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, and an oven.
word, that shit is tha bidness...when i was a lil homie id throw some bologna on that bitch with some hot sauce...ghetto cookin at its finest

Hell yeah...gotta work with what you got.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 06, 2007, 12:00:45 PM
i thought he meant like the breaded ones that restaurants use as appetizers

-T

Yes. That's what I meant. LOL.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 12:03:29 PM
that's not ghetto then...that's rich folk talk  :P

i thought you meant these
(http://www.onlinecooking.net/news/NewsImages/string%20cheese.jpg)

now that's ghetto
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 12:05:52 PM
i thought he meant like the breaded ones that restaurants use as appetizers

-T

Yes. That's what I meant. LOL.

where do you get 30 second ones?

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 12:06:29 PM
and how dare yall assume i ain't mexican enough to know what chonis are

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 12:07:19 PM
lol that's mexican? i know white people over here who say that.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 12:08:57 PM
and how dare yall assume i ain't mexican enough to know what chonis are

-T

LOL...I was only kidding.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 12:10:56 PM
Any of yall ever eat a syrup sandwich?
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 12:13:00 PM
i've done it with toast.....you make some toast and pour some syrup/honey/or some of those jam packets you get from denny's between the slices and eat it.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 12:16:48 PM
i've done it with toast.....you make some toast and pour some syrup/honey/or some of those jam packets you get from denny's between the slices and eat it.

Yup, I use to do that when I was younger.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 12:20:35 PM
and how dare yall assume i ain't mexican enough to know what chonis are

-T

LOL...I was only kidding.

word, I know lol

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 12:22:17 PM
Man this thread brings back memories.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on September 06, 2007, 12:30:13 PM
Any of yall ever eat a syrup sandwich?
word,peanut butter and syrup homie...never know what kinda shit you can up with when you broke as fuck homie lol
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 12:31:30 PM
Any of yall ever eat a syrup sandwich?
word,peanut butter and syrup homie...never know what kinda shit you can up with when you broke as fuck homie lol

hahaha...really though. Mufuckas get creative when hungry.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 12:45:15 PM
Any of yall ever eat a syrup sandwich?
word,peanut butter and syrup homie...never know what kinda shit you can up with when you broke as fuck homie lol

or stoned. one time i put maple syrup and sprinkles on some vanilla ice cream late at night high with the munchies.

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on September 06, 2007, 12:49:53 PM
Any of yall ever eat a syrup sandwich?
word,peanut butter and syrup homie...never know what kinda shit you can up with when you broke as fuck homie lol

or stoned. one time i put maple syrup and sprinkles on some vanilla ice cream late at night high with the munchies.

-T

oh shit! maple syrup(real maple syrup not that corn syrup crap) with vanilla ice cream is awsome!!!!!!
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 06, 2007, 12:59:39 PM
that's not ghetto then...that's rich folk talk  :P

i thought you meant these
(http://www.onlinecooking.net/news/NewsImages/string%20cheese.jpg)

now that's ghetto


It's not ghetto, but it's easy as fuck...
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 06, 2007, 01:00:20 PM
i thought he meant like the breaded ones that restaurants use as appetizers

-T

Yes. That's what I meant. LOL.

where do you get 30 second ones?

-T


I dunno, I assumed they were all like that...Maybe 1 minute, but 30 secs works too.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 01:13:27 PM
i thought he meant like the breaded ones that restaurants use as appetizers

-T

Yes. That's what I meant. LOL.

where do you get 30 second ones?

-T


I dunno, I assumed they were all like that...Maybe 1 minute, but 30 secs works too.

Okay, I'll rephrase...where do you get your mozzarella sticks?

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 06, 2007, 01:28:54 PM
i thought he meant like the breaded ones that restaurants use as appetizers

-T

Yes. That's what I meant. LOL.

where do you get 30 second ones?

-T


I dunno, I assumed they were all like that...Maybe 1 minute, but 30 secs works too.

Okay, I'll rephrase...where do you get your mozzarella sticks?

-T



The market, man...
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 06, 2007, 03:20:49 PM
^ LOL
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on September 06, 2007, 03:31:07 PM
Any of yall ever eat a syrup sandwich?
word,peanut butter and syrup homie...never know what kinda shit you can up with when you broke as fuck homie lol

or stoned. one time i put maple syrup and sprinkles on some vanilla ice cream late at night high with the munchies.

-T
i put boysenberry on vanilla before,it was some bomb shit...back when i could blaze without flippin a wig :(
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 03:43:18 PM
blazin makes you flip out?

-T
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: QuietTruth on September 06, 2007, 04:06:32 PM
Ain't nuthin more classic than a Peanut Butter sandwich, unless you don't got one of the ingredients.


That's one thang I can't fuckin' stand, you got kool-aid, you don't got sugar, got cereal but you got no milk, you got peanut butter but you gots no bread. I know that shit annoys ya'll too, word? Word.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on September 06, 2007, 04:13:06 PM
blazin makes you flip out?

-T
Im prone to anxiety,panic attacks and shit...weed magnifys it 100%..its all good,im probably among the few that likes drinking better anyway...im a better drunk than stoner
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on September 06, 2007, 04:14:11 PM
Ain't nuthin more classic than a Peanut Butter sandwich, unless you don't got one of the ingredients.

got cereal but you got no milk
"You better pour some water on that damn shit!"
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on September 06, 2007, 05:23:12 PM
Ain't nuthin more classic than a Peanut Butter sandwich, unless you don't got one of the ingredients.

got cereal but you got no milk
"You better pour some water on that damn shit!"

LMAO +1.
Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: E-L-P on September 06, 2007, 11:22:32 PM
Syrup sandwiches are good. Me being Mexican, I used to eat this:
(http://www.ellatinazo.com/images/lalechera.jpg)
&
(http://www.texmex.net/Graphics/bolillo.gif)

Also: What y'all know about Chili-Mac?
Step 1: Cook up some Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
Step 2: Microwave some Stagg Chili
Step 3: Mix together
Step 4: Enjoy!

Title: Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
Post by: rik on September 07, 2007, 11:00:04 AM

(http://www.ellatinazo.com/images/lalechera.jpg)
&
(http://www.texmex.net/Graphics/bolillo.gif)



Hell yeah, that shit's bomb.