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Title: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 12:32:26 PM
Yo, most pregnancy tests test a chick based on when her cycle/period is supposed to be since they don't assume most people know when the possible-conception-sex happened. That said, does anyone know of any easy to acquire pregnancy tests that are based on when the sex was had? Cause it's been 9 days since I smashed on this broad and she says from days 4-8 out of those 9 days she's been waking up sick. We know the exact day we last had sex but the pregnancy tests I just bought her say for her not to use them till 5 days before her period is supposed to be but that's like fucking October 1st and shit. That said...anyone know of a test I can have her do NOW?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Nigga_With_An_Additude on September 17, 2007, 12:37:19 PM
yeah the hood way to do it is wait til the kid kicks........

hell that is the way i always found out,but ept is a good one and you can check earlier

congrats t
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 12:38:07 PM
don't be tellin' me congrats

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Nigga_With_An_Additude on September 17, 2007, 12:41:27 PM
awwwwwww I sorry sir,damn what you don't want a kid?

cmon I think you be a good parent
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Lunatic on September 17, 2007, 12:46:49 PM
don't be tellin' me congrats

-T
LMFAO +1 T :D :D :D

u dating this girl??
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 12:55:37 PM
Nah, just smashing and chilling when I find the time.

damn...she said that her period finished the day before we did that shit. then the next day she called me up talking about she's bleeding again.

this means we either had sex the day after her period and the sex aggravated her vagina to the point where she bled some the next day or that her period wasn't actually over, just in a lull, and we actually had sex the second to last day of her period. Either way, every woman I talk to about this says it's virtually impossible that she got pregnant in EITHER of those circumstances.

BUT she's been sick in the mornings.  My homegirl says that it could be a cry for attention (I hadn't seen her since the last time we smashed and chicks HAVE pulled that shit on me before) AND that she could be psyching herself out into sickness/

ARGH.

I told her, the chick I smashed on's name is Rose, about how it should be impossible and she said she agrees and also thinks that she probably is not pregnant but she still wanted to let me know about her feeling sick. and that's cool that she's being honest upfront right away but DAMN ain't this some shit for my first week back to school?

when it rains it pours mothafuckaz.

and yeah whoorider, I do think I'd be a good parent but I'd like to have a house or at least my own friggin' apartment first.
-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Lunatic on September 17, 2007, 01:12:57 PM
Nah, just smashing and chilling when I find the time.

damn...she said that her period finished the day before we did that shit. then the next day she called me up talking about she's bleeding again.

this means we either had sex the day after her period and the sex aggravated her vagina to the point where she bled some the next day or that her period wasn't actually over, just in a lull, and we actually had sex the second to last day of her period. Either way, every woman I talk to about this says it's virtually impossible that she got pregnant in EITHER of those circumstances.

BUT she's been sick in the mornings.  My homegirl says that it could be a cry for attention (I hadn't seen her since the last time we smashed and chicks HAVE pulled that shit on me before) AND that she could be psyching herself out into sickness/

ARGH.

I told her, the chick I smashed on's name is Rose, about how it should be impossible and she said she agrees and also thinks that she probably is not pregnant but she still wanted to let me know about her feeling sick. and that's cool that she's being honest upfront right away but DAMN ain't this some shit for my first week back to school?

when it rains it pours mothafuckaz.

and yeah whoorider, I do think I'd be a good parent but I'd like to have a house or at least my own friggin' apartment first.
-T
thats good (how it'd be impossible in one of the two likely situations)...don't stress it, probably a cry for attention like your home girl said...wear protection T!! ;)
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on September 17, 2007, 01:19:05 PM
don't be tellin' me congrats

-T

LOOOOOL! +1.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 17, 2007, 01:19:34 PM
congrats
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 01:23:32 PM
Nah, just smashing and chilling when I find the time.

damn...she said that her period finished the day before we did that shit. then the next day she called me up talking about she's bleeding again.

this means we either had sex the day after her period and the sex aggravated her vagina to the point where she bled some the next day or that her period wasn't actually over, just in a lull, and we actually had sex the second to last day of her period. Either way, every woman I talk to about this says it's virtually impossible that she got pregnant in EITHER of those circumstances.

BUT she's been sick in the mornings.  My homegirl says that it could be a cry for attention (I hadn't seen her since the last time we smashed and chicks HAVE pulled that shit on me before) AND that she could be psyching herself out into sickness/

ARGH.

I told her, the chick I smashed on's name is Rose, about how it should be impossible and she said she agrees and also thinks that she probably is not pregnant but she still wanted to let me know about her feeling sick. and that's cool that she's being honest upfront right away but DAMN ain't this some shit for my first week back to school?

when it rains it pours mothafuckaz.

and yeah whoorider, I do think I'd be a good parent but I'd like to have a house or at least my own friggin' apartment first.
-T
thats good (how it'd be impossible in one of the two likely situations)...don't stress it, probably a cry for attention like your home girl said...wear protection T!! ;)

Man, i wish condoms didn't go bad when in the wallet cause they're always in some inconvenient place. if i could have them shits in my wallet I'd always be ready.

either way,  I wasn't even expecting to see her that night. i was chilling with friends and she was sending me dirty text messages talking about she wanted to go down on me. later that night I rolled by her house (which is right around the block! oy!) and she jumped in the car and started going to town on me. next thing you know it's 3 am, we're parked in front of my house, she's going down on me and we just jumped in the backseat and started smashing. in retrospect condoms were in the trunk but I think my pants may have already been down at that point discouraging me from interrupting what we were doing to grab them.

but anyway, yeah i try to use protection but the whole circumstance caught me off guard.

gotdamn latinas

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 01:24:48 PM
congrats

No! bad MTL! Bad bad bad MTL! *smacks MTL with newspaper*


-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Dodgers#1 on September 17, 2007, 01:24:58 PM
congrats
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Lunatic on September 17, 2007, 01:25:41 PM
Man, i wish condoms didn't go bad when in the wallet cause they're always in some inconvenient place. if i could have them shits in my wallet I'd always be ready.

either way,  I wasn't even expecting to see her that night. i was chilling with friends and she was sending me dirty text messages talking about she wanted to go down on me. later that night I rolled by her house (which is right around the block! oy!) and she jumped in the car and started going to town on me. next thing you know it's 3 am, we're parked in front of my house, she's going down on me and we just jumped in the backseat and started smashing. in retrospect condoms were in the trunk but I think my pants may have already been down at that point discouraging me from interrupting what we were doing to grab them.

but anyway, yeah i try to use protection but the whole circumstance caught me off guard.

gotdamn latinas

-T
lol true, it is a bad break for us that condoms go bad in wallets LOL

lol convenient location she's at i see ;)

LOL yea sounds like stopping 2 grab condoms would of been a little discouraging :P
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
yeah I don't wanna stress that's why I said fuck it and bought those pregnancy tests yesterday but the instructions say, unless I misinterpreted them, to not do them shits till like 5 days or less before when her period usually is.

that's like 15 days plus, I'd like to find a test that she can take NOW

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Lunatic on September 17, 2007, 01:31:42 PM
yeah I don't wanna stress that's why I said fuck it and bought those pregnancy tests yesterday but the instructions say, unless I misinterpreted them, to not do them shits till like 5 days or less before when her period usually is.

that's like 15 days plus, I'd like to find a test that she can take NOW

-T

LOL i call tell u don't wanna stress, but you are stressing sounds like...i understand why to

well if all turns out and she pregnant, congrats T!! ;)   :P
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Meho on September 17, 2007, 01:32:26 PM
Been posted like 1000x but I still laugh everytime I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vt2i0ts-uck


Good for you though, I'd go crazy if I'd have a baby when I was 20. For me babys before the age of 30 is a no go.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Lunatic on September 17, 2007, 01:35:14 PM
Been posted like 1000x but I still laugh everytime I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vt2i0ts-uck


Good for you though, I'd go crazy if I'd have a baby when I was 20. For me babys before the age of 30 is a no go.
LMAO i love this video 2
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 17, 2007, 01:43:48 PM
Been posted like 1000x but I still laugh everytime I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vt2i0ts-uck


Good for you though, I'd go crazy if I'd have a baby when I was 20. For me babys before the age of 30 is a no go.


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

the bitch is crying and mothercuka is dancing his ass off....... i love it.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 01:44:34 PM
i'm at work that vid don work. what it do?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on September 17, 2007, 01:49:38 PM
Been posted like 1000x but I still laugh everytime I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vt2i0ts-uck


Good for you though, I'd go crazy if I'd have a baby when I was 20. For me babys before the age of 30 is a no go.


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

the bitch is crying and mothercuka is dancing his ass off....... i love it.

me 2 funny shit props to timbo
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: ZILLA THA GOODFELLA on September 17, 2007, 01:51:52 PM
judging by your explanation, she is not pregnant.. I'm 90% sure.. I get couple of bitches a year tellin me they're pregnant.. never happens.. and she wouldn't get morning sickness immediately after like this.. bitches is crazy dog, it's chemical imbalance in the head, the trick is not to panic..
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 02:02:30 PM
judging by your explanation, she is not pregnant.. I'm 90% sure.. I get couple of bitches a year tellin me they're pregnant.. never happens.. and she wouldn't get morning sickness immediately after like this.. bitches is crazy dog, it's chemical imbalance in the head, the trick is not to panic..

First that dope "I ain't searchin'" poem, now this sound reassurance. Zilla, you are quickly becoming a favorite poster. I hope you're down to blaze a few when I hit the bay again. +1

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 02:03:44 PM
and yeah, I did think it was awful early for her to be having morning sickness.

either way, I'm not gonna fuck around with any girls for a MINUTE after this regardless of how it turns out.
-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: ZILLA THA GOODFELLA on September 17, 2007, 02:36:46 PM
judging by your explanation, she is not pregnant.. I'm 90% sure.. I get couple of bitches a year tellin me they're pregnant.. never happens.. and she wouldn't get morning sickness immediately after like this.. bitches is crazy dog, it's chemical imbalance in the head, the trick is not to panic..

First that dope "I ain't searchin'" poem, now this sound reassurance. Zilla, you are quickly becoming a favorite poster. I hope you're down to blaze a few when I hit the bay again. +1

-T


jus hit me bro, I'm in between frisco and san mateo here in the west bay all day everyday.. smoke me out and get my new reggae mixtape I'm puttin out in 2 weeks..


 
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: NotoriousTDA on September 17, 2007, 02:47:23 PM
Yo tda dont stress man, that just makes shit 10 times worse. I been in ur sitch a bunch of times, and it always turns out negative  8)
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: everlast1986 on September 17, 2007, 03:03:49 PM
When my girl was pregnant we couldn't find one that would work if you took it in less than 14 days. I got the most expensive test in the damn store too it was called first response or some shit like that. Boy was I popping valiums and smokin like Willie Nelson at that time. I know what your going through.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 03:06:16 PM
When my girl was pregnant we couldn't find one that would work if you took it in less than 14 days. I got the most expensive test in the damn store too it was called first response or some shit like that. Boy was I popping valiums and smokin like Willie Nelson at that time. I know what your going through.

what do you mean less than 14 days?

like less than 14 days after the alleged-conception-sex? or less than 14 days before the period?

explain.

damn, I think I saw that 'first response' one. I guess the name shoulda told me LOL

ironically, I'm trying to not smoke herb till halloween

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: everlast1986 on September 17, 2007, 03:27:06 PM
When my girl was pregnant we couldn't find one that would work if you took it in less than 14 days. I got the most expensive test in the damn store too it was called first response or some shit like that. Boy was I popping valiums and smokin like Willie Nelson at that time. I know what your going through.

what do you mean less than 14 days?

like less than 14 days after the alleged-conception-sex? or less than 14 days before the period?

explain.

damn, I think I saw that 'first response' one. I guess the name shoulda told me LOL

ironically, I'm trying to not smoke herb till halloween

-T

After conception BUT hcg can show up in urine 10 days after so it might be wise for her to take the test in a day or 2 at the earliest.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Blesswitskill on September 17, 2007, 03:47:04 PM
If ur NOT interested in the kid jus yet playboi .. there's these lil parenting places the brawd can go and get a pilll that prevents her from gettn prego after u smashed it.. its gots 2 be like 72 hrs or so tho.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 03:48:44 PM
If ur NOT interested in the kid jus yet playboi .. there's these lil parenting places the brawd can go and get a pilll that prevents her from gettn prego after u smashed it.. its gots 2 be like 72 hrs or so tho.

it's been 9 days

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 03:49:45 PM
When my girl was pregnant we couldn't find one that would work if you took it in less than 14 days. I got the most expensive test in the damn store too it was called first response or some shit like that. Boy was I popping valiums and smokin like Willie Nelson at that time. I know what your going through.

what do you mean less than 14 days?

like less than 14 days after the alleged-conception-sex? or less than 14 days before the period?

explain.

damn, I think I saw that 'first response' one. I guess the name shoulda told me LOL

ironically, I'm trying to not smoke herb till halloween

-T

After conception BUT hcg can show up in urine 10 days after so it might be wise for her to take the test in a day or 2 at the earliest.

I see, pretty much the closer to the usual-cycle time the more accurate the test results. damn you time! why must you always be posed against me?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on September 17, 2007, 03:52:26 PM
Been posted like 1000x but I still laugh everytime I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vt2i0ts-uck


Good for you though, I'd go crazy if I'd have a baby when I was 20. For me babys before the age of 30 is a no go.

OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!! That made my day sooo much  8) ;D ;D ;D

+1!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Don Jacob on September 17, 2007, 03:59:40 PM
i've had that happen to me a couple of time sbefore... you become an expert at fucking conception and shit.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 04:05:25 PM
Been posted like 1000x but I still laugh everytime I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vt2i0ts-uck


Good for you though, I'd go crazy if I'd have a baby when I was 20. For me babys before the age of 30 is a no go.

OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!! That made my day sooo much  8) ;D ;D ;D

+1!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what the fuck is in this clip? i still can't see that shit at work

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Don Jacob on September 17, 2007, 04:09:06 PM
it's one of those maury povich shows where they see if the dude is the child of the baby or not. and in this one mary reads off that Jerome is not the father of Elladonquisha's baby and she starts crying really hard while he busts out dance moves for 3 minutes like he was Usher or justin timberlake.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 04:10:41 PM
it's one of those maury povich shows where they see if the dude is the child of the baby or not. and in this one mary reads off that Jerome is not the father of Elladonquisha's baby and she starts crying really hard while he busts out dance moves for 3 minutes like he was Usher or justin timberlake.

LMAO

I've seen those
LMAO

oh god, that's good shit.

unfortunately I'm like the second dude this chick ever had sex with and she hasn't even banged anyone else since she got back to CA from AZ so no hope for me there.

and I say that with confidence because she's ridiculously sprung on me.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on September 17, 2007, 04:20:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

That's the video, if you can't see it you're fucked then for now.

You know those chat shows you find random couples go on to look stupid? One black chick slept with two black men, who's baby is it :o? Andrew, its NOT your baby! He dances like hell then lol with outkast music in the background, goes well with it too :D

*outkast music was edited in and all, you'll see*  ;D
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Don Jacob on September 17, 2007, 04:21:31 PM
yikes. well it's like i always say to girls " once you pop, you can't stop"



anyways that's funny, i remember a while a go i had this friend who was a lesbian or so she said she was, and we were hanging out , she was fine as fuck but i never tried shit with her cuz i just figured she was straight up lezbo....but anyways one day we're sitting on my couch watching Clerk and she just jumps all over me , so anyways we start fucking and afterwards she's like, you're only the second guy i've been with.  so anyways a week goes by and she's saying she missed her period.....and she's in utah and can't come home to take preg. test til she gets back....so i'm freaking out for like 4 days straight.  so on the 5th day she writes me a tex...."you're off the hook"  and i write back "i know that but are you pregnant?!"  lol and she replies , " no no, not that, i'm not pregnant" ...i was SOOOOOOOOOOOO happy, that shit was too much for me, i was still in HS and everthing i couldn't handle that pressure ,lol.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 17, 2007, 04:42:32 PM
yikes. well it's like i always say to girls " once you pop, you can't stop"



anyways that's funny, i remember a while a go i had this friend who was a lesbian or so she said she was, and we were hanging out , she was fine as fuck but i never tried shit with her cuz i just figured she was straight up lezbo....but anyways one day we're sitting on my couch watching Clerk and she just jumps all over me , so anyways we start fucking and afterwards she's like, you're only the second guy i've been with.  so anyways a week goes by and she's saying she missed her period.....and she's in utah and can't come home to take preg. test til she gets back....so i'm freaking out for like 4 days straight.  so on the 5th day she writes me a tex...."you're off the hook"  and i write back "i know that but are you pregnant?!"  lol and she replies , " no no, not that, i'm not pregnant" ...i was SOOOOOOOOOOOO happy, that shit was too much for me, i was still in HS and everthing i couldn't handle that pressure ,lol.

what do you mean once you pop? once you pop out a kid?

and what did you think she meant initially wheny you said 'you're off the hook'?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: BANANAS on September 17, 2007, 05:19:24 PM
yeah the hood way to do it is wait til the kid kicks........

hell that is the way i always found out,but ept is a good one and you can check earlier

congrats t

yeah im sure your kids are going to have a great future
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Wild_Elmo on September 17, 2007, 05:20:51 PM
This is some scary shit. We've all have our scares though. For the people making jokes and shit, they will probably go through it too. But be prepared for every possible outcome. It's going to be a stressful next couple of weeks for you. No matter whose opinion you get or what people tell you, you're still going to be worried about it. Just think of the worst possible situation that can happen. That way anything less is a relief.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Don Jacob on September 17, 2007, 05:27:36 PM
yikes. well it's like i always say to girls " once you pop, you can't stop"



anyways that's funny, i remember a while a go i had this friend who was a lesbian or so she said she was, and we were hanging out , she was fine as fuck but i never tried shit with her cuz i just figured she was straight up lezbo....but anyways one day we're sitting on my couch watching Clerk and she just jumps all over me , so anyways we start fucking and afterwards she's like, you're only the second guy i've been with.  so anyways a week goes by and she's saying she missed her period.....and she's in utah and can't come home to take preg. test til she gets back....so i'm freaking out for like 4 days straight.  so on the 5th day she writes me a tex...."you're off the hook"  and i write back "i know that but are you pregnant?!"  lol and she replies , " no no, not that, i'm not pregnant" ...i was SOOOOOOOOOOOO happy, that shit was too much for me, i was still in HS and everthing i couldn't handle that pressure ,lol.

what do you mean once you pop? once you pop out a kid?

and what did you think she meant initially wheny you said 'you're off the hook'?

-T

once they pop that cherry


and i thought she meant i was off the hook like....i'm the shit or mas chingon....but she meant i'm off the hook from her . lol
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: The Watcher on September 17, 2007, 05:41:26 PM
good luck

i've been through this with my wife and it was pretty nerve wrecking. she just waited until it was around that time of the month for her then did the test, turns out it was a false alarm!
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: jeromechickenbone on September 17, 2007, 06:40:41 PM
Let me speak on a few things:

yeah the hood way to do it is wait til the kid kicks........

hell that is the way i always found out,but ept is a good one and you can check earlier

congrats t

This comin from a 300 lb broad who rolls around in wheelchairs, is hella fucked up on medication, has a website dedicated to Angels, Disney Characters, and Eazy E, AND THIS BITCH IS REPRODUCING?!?  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

1) LMFAO @ this crackhead sayin congrats. 
2) That Maury clip was some of the funniest shit I seen in a long ass time.
3) Did you bust in this broad?  If not, you prolly ain't even need to trip another minute.
4) I've had several broads pull this shit on me.  It's a fucked up game they play to get attention and shit.  Keep ya distance from this broad.  Every bitch on planet fucking earth is crazy.  Real shit, write it down. 
5) I'd say it's like 90% chance that ain't shit happenin. 
6) When this is over and you realized she ain't pregnant LEARN FROM THE SHIT. 


Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 17, 2007, 10:10:12 PM
Yo, T, I'm like 99.9% sure that bitch isn't pregnant based on your description, dawg...First of all, bitches aren't really fertile right before and right after their period...and the fact that she was bleeding more means her period didn't even completely end to begin with. Don't trip, homie...Blaze a fat one up!...on Halloween, I guess.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 17, 2007, 11:02:01 PM
she most likely aint prego

and if she is, dont make her do a abortion or some shit
and stay in on the youngins life
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 18, 2007, 12:09:38 AM
well here's the thing, I don't think I orgasmed inside of her but there DID come a point while fucking that my dick was too sensitive to keep fucking. at which point I had her suck me off and I finished in her mouth. and you would think that if I was able to finish it meant that I didn't come right before right?

Like...if I had cum inside her, I wouldn't have been able to buss in her mouth like right after right?

I would think so but I recall times when I'm very sexually excited in the midst of sex being able to bust again and again with quicker rebound time than normal

don't know.

won't know till circa her period.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 18, 2007, 01:02:54 AM
Take my word for it, she is NOT pregnant. 99.9% sure. Girls don't get pregnant on or around their period. Especially when you don't blatantly skeet up in them...AND you were wearing a rubber. So don't trip at all, bro...PeACe
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: SGV on September 18, 2007, 01:28:38 AM
Chicks just get paranoid after they have sex. It's really a mental thing. My girl would bust that a lot with me when we first got together. She would read stuff in books at school or see something on TV and the few days after we would have sex she was bugging out. I would tell her she's tripping. She would talk to her dumb ass friends who would hype her up. She'd get me pissed. But then she always realized that she wasn't pregnant and we moved on. But chicks get on that tip for some reason.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 18, 2007, 01:36:53 AM
Ts gonna have a baby!  ;D
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: The Watcher on September 18, 2007, 03:52:31 AM
day 5-13 and 15-26 (from her last period) is when its pretty much 100% that you got her pregnant

anything outside of those days, its probably a swing-n-miss
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Wild_Elmo on September 18, 2007, 05:00:09 AM
Chicks just get paranoid after they have sex. It's really a mental thing. My girl would bust that a lot with me when we first got together. She would read stuff in books at school or see something on TV and the few days after we would have sex she was bugging out. I would tell her she's tripping. She would talk to her dumb ass friends who would hype her up. She'd get me pissed. But then she always realized that she wasn't pregnant and we moved on. But chicks get on that tip for some reason.
don't lie sgv, fat people only have sex with their dogs.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: SGV on September 18, 2007, 06:50:42 AM
Do fat people have sex with dogs? Interesting. Never heard of that. Thank god my girl is not a dog and rather a very cute Latina.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Lunatic on September 18, 2007, 08:45:42 AM
Take my word for it, she is NOT pregnant. 99.9% sure. Girls don't get pregnant on or around their period. Especially when you don't blatantly skeet up in them...AND you were wearing a rubber. So don't trip at all, bro...PeACe
no he wasn't
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 18, 2007, 09:38:01 AM
Take my word for it, she is NOT pregnant. 99.9% sure. Girls don't get pregnant on or around their period. Especially when you don't blatantly skeet up in them...AND you were wearing a rubber. So don't trip at all, bro...PeACe
no he wasn't

I was not wearing a rubber.

that's why I was talking about condoms in wallets and shit earlier.


hm, that 5-13 and 15-26 shit makes sense but someone was telling me that sperm can live for like two weeks in a chicks body and shit. so even though we had sex at a safe time the sperm could survive in her until she IS fertile/able to get pregnant.

and that kinda freaks me out cause if it was the last day or even the second to last day of the period then there would be 4-5 days of infertility and it was the 5th day after we smashed that she said she started feeling sick.

but would a chick really get morning sickness the very day the sperm got to the egg?


then ANOTHER homie told me while it's possible it's super unlikely cause there's this lining in the vagina that is very hostile to stray sperm.

Jacob is right, you learn a SHITload in a situation like this.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 18, 2007, 09:42:18 AM
Chicks just get paranoid after they have sex. It's really a mental thing. My girl would bust that a lot with me when we first got together. She would read stuff in books at school or see something on TV and the few days after we would have sex she was bugging out. I would tell her she's tripping. She would talk to her dumb ass friends who would hype her up. She'd get me pissed. But then she always realized that she wasn't pregnant and we moved on. But chicks get on that tip for some reason.


makes sense, thanks +1

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 18, 2007, 11:32:15 AM
Take my word for it, she is NOT pregnant. 99.9% sure. Girls don't get pregnant on or around their period. Especially when you don't blatantly skeet up in them...AND you were wearing a rubber. So don't trip at all, bro...PeACe
no he wasn't

I was not wearing a rubber.

that's why I was talking about condoms in wallets and shit earlier.


hm, that 5-13 and 15-26 shit makes sense but someone was telling me that sperm can live for like two weeks in a chicks body and shit. so even though we had sex at a safe time the sperm could survive in her until she IS fertile/able to get pregnant.

and that kinda freaks me out cause if it was the last day or even the second to last day of the period then there would be 4-5 days of infertility and it was the 5th day after we smashed that she said she started feeling sick.

but would a chick really get morning sickness the very day the sperm got to the egg?


then ANOTHER homie told me while it's possible it's super unlikely cause there's this lining in the vagina that is very hostile to stray sperm.

Jacob is right, you learn a SHITload in a situation like this.

-T


NO DUDE. You don't get morning sickness right away, and she's not pregnant. Chicks don't get pregnant around their period cycle, especially since she still bled AFTER you guys had sex. Come on, now. I've had way bigger scares than this. This sounds like NOTHING.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 18, 2007, 11:33:39 AM
I love you man. You don't even know how awesome it feels when people reassure me like that now LMAO

yall are probly right, but I'm not gonna sleep easy until the bitch starts bleedin' again.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 18, 2007, 11:37:25 AM
^^I feel ya...just don't trip TOO hard, homie.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 18, 2007, 12:17:24 PM
word +1

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 18, 2007, 01:20:08 PM
Ts gonna have a baby!  ;D
hahahahh

(http://slantmouth.com/articles/dixar/images/diapers.jpg)
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 18, 2007, 02:08:04 PM
Ts gonna have a baby!  ;D
hahahahh

(http://slantmouth.com/articles/dixar/images/diapers.jpg)

I thought you said you wanted to DISCOURAGE abortion?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: The Watcher on September 18, 2007, 03:49:12 PM
uh, sperm has trouble surviving for around the few minutes after you do your business, let alone 15 days, didnt any of you idiots pay attention when they were teaching sex ed in school?

now if she was REALLY crazy, she'd go out and fuck some other dude after its happened, get pregnant, then call you up like "T, i'm havin your baby!", wouldnt that be a trip?
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: J$crILLa on September 18, 2007, 03:52:09 PM
don't be tellin' me congrats

-T

PROPS
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 18, 2007, 04:19:59 PM
uh, sperm has trouble surviving for around the few minutes after you do your business, let alone 15 days, didnt any of you idiots pay attention when they were teaching sex ed in school?

now if she was REALLY crazy, she'd go out and fuck some other dude after its happened, get pregnant, then call you up like "T, i'm havin your baby!", wouldnt that be a trip?

i thought about that, and I've had a crazy chick like that. and this chick is not like that.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 18, 2007, 04:21:20 PM
uh, sperm has trouble surviving for around the few minutes after you do your business, let alone 15 days, didnt any of you idiots pay attention when they were teaching sex ed in school?

now if she was REALLY crazy, she'd go out and fuck some other dude after its happened, get pregnant, then call you up like "T, i'm havin your baby!", wouldnt that be a trip?

and my best friend, NIK met him actually, david, was telling me that his sex ed teacher is the one that told him that sperm can survive for two weeks after nutting and shit.

damn, this ain't contradictory sex ed teachers. that can't be good.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 18, 2007, 04:49:52 PM
Ts gonna have a baby!  ;D
hahahahh

(http://slantmouth.com/articles/dixar/images/diapers.jpg)

I thought you said you wanted to DISCOURAGE abortion?

-T
LOL
you better not kill the baby!
if there is one
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 18, 2007, 05:52:55 PM
^^You mean the fetus?
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: The Watcher on September 18, 2007, 06:38:16 PM
uh, sperm has trouble surviving for around the few minutes after you do your business, let alone 15 days, didnt any of you idiots pay attention when they were teaching sex ed in school?

now if she was REALLY crazy, she'd go out and fuck some other dude after its happened, get pregnant, then call you up like "T, i'm havin your baby!", wouldnt that be a trip?

and my best friend, NIK met him actually, david, was telling me that his sex ed teacher is the one that told him that sperm can survive for two weeks after nutting and shit.

damn, this ain't contradictory sex ed teachers. that can't be good.

-T

well, my boss is sitting behind me and he used to be a fertility doctor and he's laughing his ass off at that right now

your sex ed teacher shouldnt be teaching
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 18, 2007, 06:42:22 PM
^^You mean the fetus?
the fetus is the pre-baby
ya dig
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Mr. O on September 19, 2007, 12:04:40 AM
should of used condom...
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 19, 2007, 09:32:16 AM
should of used condom...

By god Watson, he's got it!  ::)

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 19, 2007, 10:09:21 AM
Sex ed teachers aren't hired to educate people about sex...I thought people knew this? They're hired to frighten children out of having sex by using scare tactics.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 19, 2007, 11:43:52 AM
so the day I made the post she said she was only mildly sick in the morning, yesterday she said she felt much better.

i also realized, at least in a physical sense, that this week is the change in season. it's starting to actually feel like the fall now.

anyway, change in season often makes many people feel sick. your body adjusting to different stuff in the air/the cold from the hot etc.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Don Jacob on September 19, 2007, 05:58:01 PM
so the day I made the post she said she was only mildly sick in the morning, yesterday she said she felt much better.

i also realized, at least in a physical sense, that this week is the change in season. it's starting to actually feel like the fall now.

anyway, change in season often makes many people feel sick. your body adjusting to different stuff in the air/the cold from the hot etc.

-T

yeah here too, it's only a matter of weeks before there's leafs and shit all over the place.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 21, 2007, 12:39:10 PM
she says she's been feelin' better and that she thinks it was the change of season too now that it's more pronounced.

but i'm still not gonna feel coo' till she has period again you know?

man, pregnancy tests are dumb. if you're supposed to take them around the time of a girl's cycle it's not THAT much different from just seeing if the chick gets her period or not.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 21, 2007, 01:29:15 PM
in my health class they always told us "never have sex without protection, the girl can always get protection, it doesn't matter what time of the month it is"

did you take health?
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 21, 2007, 01:32:59 PM
did you not read the whole thread?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 21, 2007, 01:36:12 PM
did you not read the whole thread?

-T
are you telling me Mr. danielson lied to me?
 :(
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Lunatic on September 21, 2007, 03:40:57 PM
did you not read the whole thread?

-T
are you telling me Mr. danielson lied to me?
 :(
LMAO
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 21, 2007, 10:09:22 PM
did you not read the whole thread?

-T
are you telling me Mr. danielson lied to me?
 :(

nah i'm saying the thread, numerous times, addresses why I didn't use a condom. Not saying it's an excuse, but that shit has already been addressed.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: WestCoasta on September 21, 2007, 11:38:34 PM
why you goin in raw homeboy?  use that head (on your shoulders)
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: NotoriousTDA on September 22, 2007, 06:33:39 PM
i love fuckin raw. ''Oooooooh baby i like it raw"
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 23, 2007, 02:04:40 AM
why you goin in raw homeboy?  use that head (on your shoulders)

once more, you read the thread?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 25, 2007, 12:10:57 PM
Isn't raw sushi the best?
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 25, 2007, 07:28:31 PM
Isn't raw sushi the best?
LMAO
 the homey david said he's been blatantly bussing in his babe's blushing bulb. blimey bitchingly blasphemous.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 25, 2007, 08:16:58 PM
has the period come yet
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 25, 2007, 09:04:53 PM
nah but it ain't supposed to till october 4th

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 25, 2007, 09:38:55 PM
lol
call her on the 4th
"so.....are you bleeding yet?"
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 25, 2007, 11:09:49 PM
some chicks have it down to the day, she said her shit is around that time and not exact so it could be the 3rd or the 5th or whatever you know?

and I'm sure she'll call me as soon as she's bleedin' again.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on September 26, 2007, 03:45:15 AM
uh, sperm has trouble surviving for around the few minutes after you do your business, let alone 15 days, didnt any of you idiots pay attention when they were teaching sex ed in school?

now if she was REALLY crazy, she'd go out and fuck some other dude after its happened, get pregnant, then call you up like "T, i'm havin your baby!", wouldnt that be a trip?

and my best friend, NIK met him actually, david, was telling me that his sex ed teacher is the one that told him that sperm can survive for two weeks after nutting and shit.

damn, this ain't contradictory sex ed teachers. that can't be good.

-T

from what I know women produce a natural spermised that kills many sprems before they have a chance to make it anywhere near the the egg... and sperm can't last that long that's why sprem banks always need fresh downers...  the most it can last is 72 hrs and by then the qaulity is so poor it can't do much
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on September 26, 2007, 10:20:59 AM
uh, sperm has trouble surviving for around the few minutes after you do your business, let alone 15 days, didnt any of you idiots pay attention when they were teaching sex ed in school?

now if she was REALLY crazy, she'd go out and fuck some other dude after its happened, get pregnant, then call you up like "T, i'm havin your baby!", wouldnt that be a trip?

and my best friend, NIK met him actually, david, was telling me that his sex ed teacher is the one that told him that sperm can survive for two weeks after nutting and shit.

damn, this ain't contradictory sex ed teachers. that can't be good.

-T

from what I know women produce a natural spermised that kills many sprems before they have a chance to make it anywhere near the the egg... and sperm can't last that long that's why sprem banks always need fresh downers...  the most it can last is 72 hrs and by then the qaulity is so poor it can't do much

all you cats make sense but still as my bills pile up, october 4th can't come fast enough

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on September 26, 2007, 05:17:05 PM
even if she was peg which she's not u can't be doing as bad as this cat here

http://www.youtube.com/v/JaVnkZqjacM
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on October 03, 2007, 11:33:50 AM
update:

she had her period. she said it was oddly light and it came a few days early though she said her cycle was not exact in the first place like some chicks.

could an unusually light/early period mean pregnancy? i would think not. i've heard a few wives tales of people that got their period but still ended up pregnan but that all sounds hella dubious to me.

anyway, I also talked to her brother last night about the fact that we'd been involved over the summer and he was completely cool about it and totally agreed with every point I had. In your face, Rik!

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on October 03, 2007, 12:17:29 PM
muthafuckaz, check this update.

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: GimmeYourShoes on October 03, 2007, 12:32:29 PM
Quote
Could an unusually light/early period mean pregnancy?
Well, I'm not a doctor, but take that girl to kickboxing on the next date for sure. Just say, you need to train your roundhouse kick.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on October 03, 2007, 12:37:16 PM
Quote
Could an unusually light/early period mean pregnancy?
Well, I'm not a doctor, but take that girl to kickboxing on the next date for sure. Just say, you need to train your roundhouse kick.

LMAO, not sure what you mean here

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on October 03, 2007, 01:54:06 PM
your update should have looked more like this

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Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on October 03, 2007, 03:47:58 PM
update:

she had her period. she said it was oddly light and it came a few days early though she said her cycle was not exact in the first place like some chicks.

could an unusually light/early period mean pregnancy? i would think not. i've heard a few wives tales of people that got their period but still ended up pregnan but that all sounds hella dubious to me.

anyway, I also talked to her brother last night about the fact that we'd been involved over the summer and he was completely cool about it and totally agreed with every point I had. In your face, Rik!

-T


LMAO...bitch is bleedin out the puss and you're still trippin!


Naah, I'm just playin...But seriously, I knew from the beginning that she wasn't pregnant based on your story...PeACe
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on October 03, 2007, 04:50:43 PM
so you think it's straight?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on October 03, 2007, 06:19:11 PM
Obviously.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on October 04, 2007, 12:43:41 AM
Obviously.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: tempo2 on October 04, 2007, 01:10:16 AM
this is madness because im going through a similar predicament myself at the moment, heres the story:

my girl has an injection every three months which is a contraception injection which acts like a pill but lasts for the whole year. anyways she missed the last injection which was like a month ago, but im being assured by every man and his dog that a women casnt get pregnant for a year after theyve had the injection.

also girls who have this injection dont have periods for a year as well so it makes it kind of hard to tell if she is pregant using the period.

anyways she goes to get her injection yesterday but the doctor says shes got to take a urine sample from all patients who miss an injection to ensure there actually isnt a baby in there. she took that sample this morning so im just waiting to find out......

kind of puts life into prespective...
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: The Watcher on October 04, 2007, 01:51:02 AM
she gets the injection every 3 months, but each injection lasts for a year ..

why cant she get it once a year then?
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on October 04, 2007, 03:23:36 AM
she gets the injection every 3 months, but each injection lasts for a year ..

why cant she get it once a year then?

probaby to stabilize her hormonally

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on October 04, 2007, 03:24:12 AM
my homie's been talking about getting his girl those injections. that's what's up

how much that cost?

-T
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: tempo2 on October 04, 2007, 04:07:48 AM
im not sure what it would be over there, but over here its free on the NHS so all women here get any kind of contraception like that for free. which is cool.

about the every 3 month thing, im not sure why that is if it lasts for a year but i think like tanj says about the hormones or it could be as an insurance policy thing to make sure the women dosent get pregnant.....thats what my initial statmenet was about, with the injection its hard to no 100% that my girl aint pregantn but at the end of the day contraception is never 100% fail safe.
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: swangin and bangin on October 04, 2007, 09:15:35 AM
what about that patch shit
the one the bitch put on her hip
dont that shit work
Title: Re: Early Pregnancy Tests
Post by: Tanjential on October 05, 2007, 12:16:05 AM
except for vasectomies and tube tyin'. hopefully at least that's 100%

shit, how much does THAT cost?
-T