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Title: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 09:52:20 PM
a FRESH large Fry, a Large ICE COLD pepsi, two hard shell tacos from taco bell, two chicken soft tacos from del taco, a Sirloin Burger from jack in the Box, a double Double from In n out , some onion Rings from Red Robin, a guacamole six dollar burger from carl's jr, and for dessert an icecream sand which.
 ALL AT ONCE!.....no pregno

(http://www.rjritchie.com/blogpix/homer_drool.gif)

fuck a diet
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: rik on September 20, 2007, 09:53:40 PM
Some jalapeno poppers would be bomb.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 09:57:06 PM
oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd, hell yeah with some buttermilk ranch dressing


this is the official fat kid thread. STAMPED!
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 10:00:41 PM
lol you made my mouth watery (no homo)


it aint nothin

just get butt naked and stand infront of a mirror and start jumping up and down and then you wont be hungry any more  :laugh:
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:11:19 PM
what are you talking about yeah it would
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 10:13:21 PM
what are you talking about yeah it would
when i look in the mirror butt naked (no homo) the room gets steamy, then i put my clothes on with the quickness
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:15:25 PM
you know what's good steamed. steamed hams

http://www.youtube.com/v/L9NhKMA2DD8

Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 10:18:39 PM
lol
simpsons is a classic
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: jeromechickenbone on September 20, 2007, 10:33:45 PM
Dude I got serious problems w/ double doubles. I think they sprinkle crack in it.  Double Double w/ a chocolate shake.  Fuck Yeah.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:40:05 PM
man i HAVe to get a double double meal and a double double on the side, i don't feel like i've done a service to myself if i don't get 2 of those bitches in me. i don't know i don't poop right unless i do it.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 10:42:20 PM
man i HAVe to get a double double meal and a double double on the side, i don't feel like i've done a service to myself if i don't get 2 of those bitches in me. i don't know i don't poop right unless i do it.
lol
damn
i can bearly fit one in n out meal in me
and i can eat hella
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: jeromechickenbone on September 20, 2007, 10:43:51 PM
man i HAVe to get a double double meal and a double double on the side, i don't feel like i've done a service to myself if i don't get 2 of those bitches in me. i don't know i don't poop right unless i do it.

LOL, thats the thing about In-N-Out.  You better be within 10 mins of a toilet after you eat it.  Thats why I be callin that shit In-N-Out-Out-Out
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:43:56 PM
oh quit being a girl.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:45:02 PM
man i HAVe to get a double double meal and a double double on the side, i don't feel like i've done a service to myself if i don't get 2 of those bitches in me. i don't know i don't poop right unless i do it.

LOL, thats the thing about In-N-Out.  You better be within 10 mins of a toilet after you eat it.  Thats why I be callin that shit In-N-Out-Out-Out

lol yeah sometimes. but usually it's a nice plop. i never get that messy , fluidy shit from other hamber places.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 10:45:32 PM
Do it, son. And if you survive, you won't even wanna eat for 2-3 days so you're good to go.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:48:18 PM
i would but the closest in in out is on the other side of town and gas is a bitch right now....i'm not wasting gas to get gas ya feel me......plus it's more fun to talk about it.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 10:50:19 PM
i would but the closest in in out is on the other side of town and gas is a bitch right now....i'm not wasting gas to get gas ya feel me......plus it's more fun to talk about it.
lol
i like talkin about food when i cant eat it



have yall ever had a conversation with a fat person, my friend is one of them, when i give him a ride (no homo), he can tell me the whole menu of any restaurant that we pass up
its crazy
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 10:52:09 PM
No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:53:42 PM
hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:54:31 PM
No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.

yeah no doubt, rachel ray owns a large part of my heart lol!
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 10:55:32 PM
No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.

yeah no doubt, rachel ray owns a large part of my heart lol!
wow
yall niggas dont play

memorized her name though
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 10:56:57 PM
hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.
YEAH MAN that italian chick with the big cans. Man, I'll watch that shit while I'm on the treadmill. I'm like a fat dude sometimes....I know I'll eventually end up one too :(

The breakfast burritos at Jack are the shit. I'll go get one at 3am and chow down on that shit.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:57:14 PM
c'mon though, rachel ray is everywhere though now man.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 10:57:52 PM
I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed  :grumpy:
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:58:19 PM
hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.
YEAH MAN that italian chick with the big cans. Man, I'll watch that shit while I'm on the treadmill. I'm like a fat dude sometimes....I know I'll eventually end up one too :(

The breakfast burritos at Jack are the shit. I'll go get one at 3am and chow down on that shit.

oh shit son, yeah the ones with steak in em'? hell yeah.  carls jr. has some bomb ass breakfast burritos too.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 10:59:01 PM
I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed  :grumpy:

lol it's all good man


whatchu know bout paula dean though....LOL
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 10:59:06 PM
I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed  :grumpy:
LMAO!!!
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 11:00:17 PM
yeah man, jack and carlos got the breakfast burrito game on lock. this small joint by my place got the best breakfast burritos ever though. I need methadone to get off that shit.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:02:57 PM
yeah man, jack and carlos got the breakfast burrito game on lock. this small joint by my place got the best breakfast burritos ever though. I need methadone to get off that shit.

there's a place down from where i stay at that sells these 1 lb breakfast burritos


it's ahuge tortillas filled with beans, carne asada, eggs, sausage, bacon bits, pepper jack cheese, and hash brown strips.....oh man it's like sexin up mariah carey 1995 stylee
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 20, 2007, 11:03:33 PM
Damn, you fat fucks are crazy.....Just playin....But you really are crazy though.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 11:04:20 PM
damn
i aint never fucked with a resturant for breakfast

im either waken up at lunch time or too lazy to drive in the morning
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 11:04:39 PM
I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed  :grumpy:

lol it's all good man


whatchu know bout paula dean though....LOL

(http://www.gourmetshows.com/images/njimages/paula_deen.jpg) > (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/413164934_247f47d54d.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:05:31 PM
Damn, you fat fucks are crazy.....Just playin....But you really are crazy though.

dude NIK come to bakersfield and i'll put 10 lbs on you. lol.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 11:06:17 PM
yeah man, jack and carlos got the breakfast burrito game on lock. this small joint by my place got the best breakfast burritos ever though. I need methadone to get off that shit.

there's a place down from where i stay at that sells these 1 lb breakfast burritos


it's ahuge tortillas filled with beans, carne asada, eggs, sausage, bacon bits, pepper jack cheese, and hash brown strips.....oh man it's like sexin up mariah carey 1995 stylee
damn man, I could live off of that.

damn
i aint never fucked with a resturant for breakfast

im either waken up at lunch time or too lazy to drive in the morning
Breakfast is my favorite. I'll eat a huge ass breakfast in the morning and I don't eat anything the rest of the day sometimes.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:07:29 PM
damn
i aint never fucked with a resturant for breakfast

im either waken up at lunch time or too lazy to drive in the morning

http://www.youtube.com/v/YspA8Gj5C2U


try that shit and i bet you'll be into breakfast.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:08:39 PM
I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed  :grumpy:

lol it's all good man


whatchu know bout paula dean though....LOL

(http://www.gourmetshows.com/images/njimages/paula_deen.jpg) > (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/413164934_247f47d54d.jpg?v=0)

i just want to squeeze breast milk outta paula dean and titty fuck her while she cooks me some gumbo. lol

no but giada is lookin FINE in that picture.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 11:10:00 PM
I'd stuff Paula's turkey, no doubt.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 11:10:41 PM
I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed  :grumpy:

lol it's all good man


whatchu know bout paula dean though....LOL

(http://www.gourmetshows.com/images/njimages/paula_deen.jpg) > (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/413164934_247f47d54d.jpg?v=0)

i just want to squeeze breast milk outta paula dean and titty fuck her while she cooks me some gumbo. lol

no but giada is lookin FINE in that picture.
LOL
yea woman on the right is fine
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 20, 2007, 11:11:19 PM
Damn, you fat fucks are crazy.....Just playin....But you really are crazy though.

dude NIK come to bakersfield and i'll put 10 lbs on you. lol.


I can definitely use that...Come to LA and I'll get you blunted enough to not think twice about ordering all that shit you were talking about. 8)
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:13:36 PM
rachel ray = my ruca

(http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel5.jpg)
(http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel4.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/413249692_451cb43e44.jpg)
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/bayoutitan/bra.jpg)
(http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/rachel_ray2.jpg)
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:15:06 PM
Damn, you fat fucks are crazy.....Just playin....But you really are crazy though.

dude NIK come to bakersfield and i'll put 10 lbs on you. lol.


I can definitely use that...Come to LA and I'll get you blunted enough to not think twice about ordering all that shit you were talking about. 8)

NIK .....if you got me high i'd be cooking all that from scratch.....i'm a maniac when i'm high. i'd murder steven hawking in an essay writing contest about black holes and galactic shit.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 11:16:50 PM
rachel ray = my ruca

(http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel5.jpg)
(http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel4.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/413249692_451cb43e44.jpg)
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/bayoutitan/bra.jpg)
(http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/rachel_ray2.jpg)
damn!
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 11:17:00 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/bayoutitan/bra.jpg)
Marraige material

i'd murder steven hawking in an essay writing contest about black holes and galactic shit.
Damn....he wouldn;t have anything to live for.  :'(
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: BANANAS on September 20, 2007, 11:24:25 PM
yeah this a major no homo thread, be a man and get that carls jr no wonder u so sensitive about no homo
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:25:53 PM
that's why i don't get high anymore.....i got look out for the homie . sometimes , when i call hawk, he tells me to call him hawk, only his enemies call him steve, sometimes i tell him fragments of theories i developed when i was high in highschool.....then 2-3 months later he has a new book out. it's quite strange really.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 11:27:00 PM
yeah this a major no homo thread, be a man and get that carls jr no wonder u so sensitive about no homo
(http://media.doublepimp.com/ispy/ads/120x120/150_tits.gif)
i'd rather have that for breakfast
ya smell me
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:27:06 PM
yeah this a major no homo thread, be a man and get that carls jr no wonder u so sensitive about no homo

lol what the hell is so gay about tasty food , and fine bitches who can cook it? lol
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:27:52 PM
yeah this a major no homo thread, be a man and get that carls jr no wonder u so sensitive about no homo
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i'd rather have that for breakfast
ya smell me

i kinda did...not with those, but with some similar. yay for mourning sex!
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: BANANAS on September 20, 2007, 11:28:31 PM
naw im sayin, fuck worrying about it going to your thighs or whatever diet worries, if u really craving somethin, go for it blood you only live once, just do an extra 20 situps the next time or somethin
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 11:31:45 PM
naw im sayin, fuck worrying about it going to your thighs or whatever diet worries, if u really craving somethin, go for it blood you only live once, just do an extra 20 situps the next time or somethin
nah man, its not like that
im tryin to get into shape to fight, amature boxing


breakfast:(http://media.doublepimp.com/ispy/ads/120x120/150_tits.gif)







lunch; (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i264/swangin_and_bangin/redcarpet-rihanna-76617269.jpg)


















dinner:(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/bayoutitan/bra.jpg)
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:31:49 PM
naw im sayin, fuck worrying about it going to your thighs or whatever diet worries, if u really craving somethin, go for it blood you only live once, just do an extra 20 situps the next time or somethin

problem with that is...i'll say i'm going to do that in the mourning and it never happens. like today i was suppose to read my first two chapters in my MIS/marketing/and sci360b class but havn't lol.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2007, 11:36:34 PM
Instead of working on genetics, I'm sitting here talking about food lol
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:38:47 PM
lol i just broke down my school scedule and instead of having this be my last year i have this yearh plus one more quarter............so needless to say i'm depressed. so instead of eating of bunch of food, i'm talking about it. much healthier alternative.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 11:39:37 PM
Instead of working on genetics, I'm sitting here talking about food lol
lol
i have until 12am to turn in my english asssignment
and i havent started
im gettin to work!
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:43:03 PM
i won't lie, i do that a lot too, i'll have a big paper due in the mourning and i'll fight doing it for as long as possible andthen on the night i HAVE to do it, i'll lolligag around on dubcc, because it makes me feel like i'm che guerre or whatever the fuck his name is.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 20, 2007, 11:50:17 PM
fuck it
too late
i aint gona finish
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 20, 2007, 11:51:27 PM
what'd you have to write it on and how many pages?
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 21, 2007, 12:03:11 AM
I quit on Genetics homework even though I got an exam coming up.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 21, 2007, 12:06:12 AM
i'm cool on test and papers and shit for a long while, i was just trying to be noble and get in some work. i was trying to turn a new leaf and become one of those students you always hear about (but never see) who has read the chapters and shit before class. and asks the teacher all sorts of fucking questions that take up half the class period. i was trying to be cool but evidently i'm just hungry.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 21, 2007, 12:06:56 AM
what'd you have to write it on and how many pages?
it was a test on some website and it involved alot of reading and writing, she gave us a week to do it but i fucked up
you know those CD's that come with the text books in college
that shit
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: Don Jacob on September 21, 2007, 12:13:47 AM
yeah those things fucking suck. the onyl one that was pretty cool was this world music class i had, i put it on my ipod and pretended i was rawking out to some cold shit, but in reality i was just nodding my head to some africans banging on a lion skin drum.


the WORST cd i had to do was in my accounting 403 class, we had to remember all these tax laws (460 of them) and only 20 were on the final, but all of them were game.....i spent all thanksgiving break memorizing this shit. shit was exhuasting.

another one came from this history book, we had to take one of those tests and then turn all of the questions and answers into a comprehensive essay. shit was FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAme.
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 21, 2007, 09:45:56 AM
yeah this a major no homo thread, be a man and get that carls jr no wonder u so sensitive about no homo
(http://media.doublepimp.com/ispy/ads/120x120/150_tits.gif)
i'd rather have that for breakfast
ya smell me

Fuck breakfast, those can feed me for a month...
Title: Re: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet
Post by: LooN3y on September 21, 2007, 09:49:26 AM
oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd, hell yeah with some buttermilk ranch dressing


this is the official fat kid thread. STAMPED!


lol ^ too much jack in the crack