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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on September 23, 2007, 06:40:46 PM
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I was driving and I saw a dog taking a shit on someone's lawn. I proceeded to laugh hysterically because I'm a stupid fuck. Anyways, that moment has inspired me to make this thread. I'll start:
1. Dogs taking a shit
2. People with Tourettes in public
3. Flamboyant gay dudes
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4. fat people at the gym
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fat ppl chowing down,
fat ppl falling,
kids crying,
flambo gays
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1-Chinnese people eating at the food court
2-Fat people who where small ass clothes
3-Fat girls at the beach who where a 2 peice(FUCKIN NASTY)
4-Ugly girls at school who hang out with hot chicks and think there just as hot(I GIGGLE AT THAT SHIT 4 REAL LMFAO!!!)
Other shit too, but this is just what i could think of LOL!!!
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fat people playing dance dance revolution at the mall and thinkin they got moves
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People that make gestures all the time and movements with their hands...
People that think there dressed up, but are wearing cheap ass shit...
Ugly/Fat mutherfuckers
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fat ppl falling
and dogs just doing stupid shit
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1-Chinnese people eating at the food court
2-Fat people who where small ass clothes
3-Fat girls at the beach who where a 2 peice(FUCKIN NASTY)
4-Ugly girls at school who hang out with hot chicks and think there just as hot(I GIGGLE AT THAT SHIT 4 REAL LMFAO!!!)
Other shit too, but this is just what i could think of LOL!!!
Gotta agree with most of those lmao @ number 4. What's wrong with Chinese people though lol
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1-Chinnese people eating at the food court
2-Fat people who where small ass clothes
3-Fat girls at the beach who where a 2 peice(FUCKIN NASTY)
4-Ugly girls at school who hang out with hot chicks and think there just as hot(I GIGGLE AT THAT SHIT 4 REAL LMFAO!!!)
Other shit too, but this is just what i could think of LOL!!!
Gotta agree with most of those lmao @ number 4. What's wrong with Chinese people though lol
Nahh nothing at all man, not being racist or none of that bullshit, its just when there eating noodles n shit, they scarf it down like they aint eva seen food before, and alwaysssss not just 1 time i seen it LOL, it just cracks me up, but i love chinnese people, know plenty LOL!!!
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(http://www.lazytd.com/travel/med/pisa/pisa-Images/4.jpg)
:laugh: ;D :D :) ;) :halo:
I could see that shit at my grandmother's funeral and still laugh.
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i forgot one
Maury Povich
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monkeys
o rly owls
brown ppl or chinese ppl with a thick accent
ppl falling (except me)
ppl getting diarrhea (except me or ppl in my family)
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Ugly/Fat mutherfuckers
LMAO, what a stink dude :laugh:
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monkeys
o rly owls
brown ppl or chinese ppl with a thick accent
ppl falling (except me)
ppl getting diarrhea (except me or ppl in my family)
LMFAO!!!
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old people falling down.
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One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.
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One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.
Lmao, no man running into glass doors aint funny man, i myself ran into 1 a buncha years ago, it was in the mall, like in the underground parking lot, i just kept walking thinking it was open and i ran right into it like pretty hard and i fell back LMAO, everyone laughed at me i felt like a retard LMAO!!!
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One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.
Lmao, no man running into glass doors aint funny man, i myself ran into 1 a buncha years ago, it was in the mall, like in the underground parking lot, i just kept walking thinking it was open and i ran right into it like pretty hard and i fell back LMAO, everyone laughed at me i felt like a retard LMAO!!!
lmao, i walked into the glass door in my home; its one of those sliding doors and that day i closed one side to open the other; didnt realize it and walked right into it; painful lol.
one day my mom also walked into the door. she was inside our place and when she came out, she didnt know the door was closed; so she walked into the door and then got pissed. my nephew was sitting there on the ground and got scared, so he pissed in his diaper lmao.
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One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.
Lmao, no man running into glass doors aint funny man, i myself ran into 1 a buncha years ago, it was in the mall, like in the underground parking lot, i just kept walking thinking it was open and i ran right into it like pretty hard and i fell back LMAO, everyone laughed at me i felt like a retard LMAO!!!
lmao, i walked into the glass door in my home; its one of those sliding doors and that day i closed one side to open the other; didnt realize it and walked right into it; painful lol.
one day my mom also walked into the door. she was inside our place and when she came out, she didnt know the door was closed; so she walked into the door and then got pissed. my nephew was sitting there on the ground and got scared, so he pissed in his diaper lmao.
done that at a bbq lol went in to get more beer and left the door of the patio opened and someone closed while i was in......smashed right into it lol funny ass shit
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One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.
Lmao, no man running into glass doors aint funny man, i myself ran into 1 a buncha years ago, it was in the mall, like in the underground parking lot, i just kept walking thinking it was open and i ran right into it like pretty hard and i fell back LMAO, everyone laughed at me i felt like a retard LMAO!!!
lmao, i walked into the glass door in my home; its one of those sliding doors and that day i closed one side to open the other; didnt realize it and walked right into it; painful lol.
one day my mom also walked into the door. she was inside our place and when she came out, she didnt know the door was closed; so she walked into the door and then got pissed. my nephew was sitting there on the ground and got scared, so he pissed in his diaper lmao.
done that at a bbq lol went in to get more beer and left the door of the patio opened and someone closed while i was in......smashed right into it lol funny ass shit
haha damn man.
the walking into the glass doors reminds me of that windex commercial; ill try and see if i can find it lol
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When I was 11 I ran through my screen door which is really stupid since the screen is visible. I ran straight through it and fell on my face.
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I never ran into shit, but my dog that I use to have did. I was with him in a park at night when he was like 3, then all of a sudden fucker starts hauling ass,(i assume he was chasing something) then next thing I hear and see is a bump sound and a rattling fence. Stupid dog hit the fence ...RIP though
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I never ran into shit, but my dog that I use to have did. I was with him in a park at night when he was like 3, then all of a sudden fucker starts hauling ass,(i assume he was chasing something) then next thing I hear and see is a bump sound and a rattling fence. Stupid dog hit the fence ...RIP though
How did it die? Just with age?
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people farting always cracks me up.
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I never ran into shit, but my dog that I use to have did. I was with him in a park at night when he was like 3, then all of a sudden fucker starts hauling ass,(i assume he was chasing something) then next thing I hear and see is a bump sound and a rattling fence. Stupid dog hit the fence ...RIP though
How did it die? Just with age?
IDK...we left him in a kennel to go to Lake Tahoe back in last month and bitch calls my mom in the morning and tells her my lab is dead he was 11 years old. Probalby heart attack or something cuz he was fine :-\
Loosing a pet is hard, idk about most people but that mutherfucker was like my brother
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I never ran into shit, but my dog that I use to have did. I was with him in a park at night when he was like 3, then all of a sudden fucker starts hauling ass,(i assume he was chasing something) then next thing I hear and see is a bump sound and a rattling fence. Stupid dog hit the fence ...RIP though
How did it die? Just with age?
IDK...we left him in a kennel to go to Lake Tahoe back in last month and bitch calls my mom in the morning and tells her my lab is dead he was 11 years old. Probalby heart attack or something cuz he was fine :-\
Loosing a pet is hard, idk about most people but that mutherfucker was like my brother
Damn bro, sorry bout that!!!
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red necks
red necks tryin to speak spanish
Mexicans tryin to speak english
dudes gettin checked by their women in public
asian tourists
turbans and jerseys worn together....
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-people that work their ass off in a min wage job, I work at Borders and I dont do shit and I still get payed as much as the losers that give it their all lol.
-people falling down
- people that complain about their weight but eat 3 fast food meals a day
- people that think OJ was honestly innocent
- Paulie from Sopranos
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keyboard warriors.
people taking forums seriously.
hypebeasts.
people falling, well people getting hurt in general.
people failing test when i just aced it.
people just missing the subways/train and try to open the doors by brute force, fail miserably, and get really angry.
any discussion with NIK on this board.
people bragging.
drunk people, trying to walk.
underdogs winning.
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1. animals doing stupid shit
2. timelocks voice on this interview with nas-T i listened to recently :laugh:
3. pornos and girls stickin their asses and breasts into the cams
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* Something wrong trying to be passed off as a fact.
* Dudes who laugh at everything.
* Colorful weirdos with no personality.
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i gotta agree with dogs taking shits, that shit is fucking hilarious, i will go out of my way to watch that shit (literally)
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i gotta agree with dogs taking shits, that shit is fucking hilarious, i will go out of my way to watch that shit (literally)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Women who say the word "like" 450 times within a 2 minute conversation. I think I laugh because otherwise I'd probably kill them right on the spot.
White dudes wearing bandanas with their pants sagging lower than their black counterparts while saying "nigga" every other word.
Pretty much anytime attempts to sound intelligent and it backfires on them.
And oh yeah...dogs taking a shit especially when they're old as fuck with arthritis and almost fall over while doing so.
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fat people trying to run, there moving there arms so much but barely moving anywhere.
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Laughin' is contagious to me. If I'm hangin' wit a nigga and he's dyin' laughin' at somethang, 2 to 1, I'ma be laughin' too, if it's THAT funny though. But I laugh at shit that's NOT meant to be funny. Like somebody can say a joke, and I won't even crack a smile. Like comedy movies for example, I barley ever laugh. Cuz they tryin' to be funny I guess. I find the shit not meant to be funny, hysterical. Ya'll like that too, word??
Usually the girls I be chillin' wit are hilarious. Funny to def. They crack me the fuck up though.
We got this teacher for history. He gotta be like 60 or 70. Korny as hell but you gotta laugh. This nigga impersonates the president Jimmy Carter. I'ma assume this Jimmy Carter is pretty dumb wit a deep country or some kind of accent becuz this nigga be talkin' like him. Oh My God niggas, it's hilarious. I was really rollin'. Than this nigga said yesterday, 'Oh I never considered Pluto a planet, it was always a dog' and my girl I was chillin' wit started dyin' cryin' and than I was too. Now ya'll say not funny at all, but it's the way people say thangs that get me dyin'. And once I start, I can't stop. I'll be all by myself after the shit happens and be laughin' still and people be lookin' at me like 'the fuck?' Its whatever though.
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What was really funny though was this one time, me and my homegirl, this chick is like the best, she act dumb like, so she cracks me UP. Well one time in school we was in the library, which shit's silent as fuck and we was on these beat up old laptops and so on some of them the speakers work, sometimes they don't, well mines didn't and her's did. Now we was sitting next to each other and she's like 'You remember the Amanda show?' and I was like 'Yeah', than she goes, 'I wonder if that site is really real'. So I started laughin'. While this was goin' on though the teacher was givin' a class. So we was all together, gettin' taught. Anyways, I just laughed and I figured she went on the website and shit. Couple minutes later the teacher moves our seats, so we all go to different tables. So here I am across the room from her. Anyways, as the teacher was giving a lessoned, he momentaraly pauesd. And go figure at the moment he paused, most silentest second all the sudden you hear 'AAAAAAAAmanda manda manda manda manda manda show' Holy shit I was cryin', dyin', crampin', rollin' and alllllllll that.
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/
That's the korny type of shit a nigga get's off on. When I'm wit them homegirls ya know what I'm sayin'? Lol. I still be thinkin' bout that shit and be dyin'. Ahhh, God.
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Dubcc is one hell of a place though. Ya'll niggas crack me the fuck up too. :laugh: For real.
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Yeah the whole people running into glass/windows thing is hilarious. People do that all the time at my store. Once it happened 2 times in a matter of like 2 hours. Classic. They always hit extra hard too. As a matter of fact, I'm laughing right now just thinking it.
Impersonations of people make me laugh like crazy if they're on point, usually to the point of tears.
This little Asian lady who came into my store asking for donations cracks me up. When she came in I told one the guys "Huroooo!" And sure enough, the lady yells out "Hurooooo!" We run to the back to avoid her asking us for donations, our door leading to the backroom specifically says Employees Only. She comes and starts knocking. All we hear is "Hurooooo" all muffled. She knocks again, "Huroooooo!" still muffled. She knocks one more time, and the "hurooooo" is no longer muffled. She was so serious about getting her donation that she just walked right in. I started telling her to leave but she just kept saying "huroooooo." Finally after the 4th or 5th "leave, get out!" she walked away pissed off. About an hour later, we're getting gas on our way to lunch. We had just told one of the other guys about the lady and all of a sudden I hear "hurooooooo!" haha. The lady popped up again about 3 or 4 blocks from the store trying to hustle some more donations. She comes to the car says "hurooooo!! Oh... I already ask you!" and she walks away.
My (male) cousin in Honduras who doesn't speak English wearing a shirt that says "Proud to be An American Girl."
Waking up my moms by nudging her so I can hear her talk shit to my dad or my dog because she thinks its them.
My buddy from Guatemala going to the strip club and dropping about 5 bills only to ask me: "How much I spend?" "500 dollars" "I can't believe how much I spend."
A gang of shit... that's just a short list.
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What was really funny though was this one time, me and my homegirl, this chick is like the best, she act dumb like, so she cracks me UP. Well one time in school we was in the library, which shit's silent as fuck and we was on these beat up old laptops and so on some of them the speakers work, sometimes they don't, well mines didn't and her's did. Now we was sitting next to each other and she's like 'You remember the Amanda show?' and I was like 'Yeah', than she goes, 'I wonder if that site is really real'. So I started laughin'. While this was goin' on though the teacher was givin' a class. So we was all together, gettin' taught. Anyways, I just laughed and I figured she went on the website and shit. Couple minutes later the teacher moves our seats, so we all go to different tables. So here I am across the room from her. Anyways, as the teacher was giving a lessoned, he momentaraly pauesd. And go figure at the moment he paused, most silentest second all the sudden you hear 'AAAAAAAAmanda manda manda manda manda manda show' Holy shit I was cryin', dyin', crampin', rollin' and alllllllll that.
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/
That's the korny type of shit a nigga get's off on. When I'm wit them homegirls ya know what I'm sayin'? Lol. I still be thinkin' bout that shit and be dyin'. Ahhh, God.
lol
i can imagine that
my fuckin phone happens to go off at exactly the moments the fuckin professor pauses
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LOL today i saw an old lady walk straight into the glass window. I had to go in the back room to contain my laughing
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Chubby people with facial fat that jiggles when they talk.
John Pinette
http://www.youtube.com/v/XUosUk6X9gE
http://www.youtube.com/v/Z3xuZeFABdI
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disabled people
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disabled people
sounds highly compassionate...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8
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1. animals doing stupid shit
2. timelocks voice on this interview with nas-T i listened to recently :laugh:
3. pornos and girls stickin their asses and breasts into the cams
lol that shit is funny to me listening now it's mad old lol
i think we were both tired as fuck when we recorded that shit
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disabled people
yo thats fucked up
god bless them, that shit must be hard
and fat people dont count!
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disabled people
sounds highly compassionate...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8
that shit is fuckin funny and sad at the same time lmao ;D
http://www.youtube.com/v/3IFUNIa2NU8
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Chubby people with facial fat that jiggles when they talk.
John Pinette
http://www.youtube.com/v/XUosUk6X9gE
http://www.youtube.com/v/Z3xuZeFABdI
this dude is funny too
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disabled people
your a fuckin dirtbag. I hope I meet you someday so I can beat your fuckin ass.
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1. animals doing stupid shit
2. timelocks voice on this interview with nas-T i listened to recently :laugh:
3. pornos and girls stickin their asses and breasts into the cams
lol that shit is funny to me listening now it's mad old lol
i think we were both tired as fuck when we recorded that shit
lmao yeah, geezy has shown me, it sounded like talking while either jerking off or smoking tons of weed looool
and stephen lynch is really insane, i recommand you to listen to other songs, like for example craig christ, best friends song or caught me...
bur seriously towards the end when he was imitating disabled ppl i seriously wished i could kill this piece of shit
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Girls who wear low cut top and when you take a look at these tits , they're mad and have this "don't look at them" expression on their face
People who are very focused when they ride and hold their wheel so tight, that they look like they are taking a shit
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lmao at fools thinkin im being serious
but seriously the special olympics puts a smile on my face
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lmao at fools thinkin im being serious
but seriously the special olympics puts a smile on my face
this is a very serious topic, young man.
see, u liked it, we see each other in hell too :P
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lmao at fools thinkin im being serious
but seriously the special olympics puts a smile on my face
this is a very serious topic, young man.
see, u liked it, we see each other in hell too :P
haha, +1
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This little Asian lady who came into my store asking for donations cracks me up. When she came in I told one the guys "Huroooo!" And sure enough, the lady yells out "Hurooooo!" We run to the back to avoid her asking us for donations, our door leading to the backroom specifically says Employees Only. She comes and starts knocking. All we hear is "Hurooooo" all muffled. She knocks again, "Huroooooo!" still muffled. She knocks one more time, and the "hurooooo" is no longer muffled. She was so serious about getting her donation that she just walked right in. I started telling her to leave but she just kept saying "huroooooo." Finally after the 4th or 5th "leave, get out!" she walked away pissed off. About an hour later, we're getting gas on our way to lunch. We had just told one of the other guys about the lady and all of a sudden I hear "hurooooooo!" haha. The lady popped up again about 3 or 4 blocks from the store trying to hustle some more donations. She comes to the car says "hurooooo!! Oh... I already ask you!" and she walks away.
LMAO..."shitty wok, take yor orda prease"
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lmao at fools thinkin im being serious
but seriously the special olympics puts a smile on my face
this is a very serious topic, young man.
see, u liked it, we see each other in hell too :P
haha, +1
+1 back at ya, bro