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Title: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: es-jay on January 07, 2008, 08:42:04 AM
(http://board.rapbasement.com/customavatars/avatar23667_86.gif)

how the fuck to people catch cats in poses like this?
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on January 07, 2008, 08:54:14 AM
awww thats so purty  8)
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Borat Sagdiyev on January 07, 2008, 09:27:18 AM
The owner of this a camera must have been hurt a real bad.  That cats fuck his a face up.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 09:55:46 AM
(http://board.rapbasement.com/customavatars/avatar23667_86.gif)

how the fuck to people catch cats in poses like this?


Cats are the shit...you'd be amazed at some of the things they do.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: K.Dub on January 07, 2008, 10:17:33 AM
Hahha :D
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Elevz on January 07, 2008, 10:32:09 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/vampire-cat-will-suck-your-blood.jpg)

(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/fd3sinfini_god/excuseme.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/arm-wrestle-cat.jpg)

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d24/egosumnegaman/blog/foros/Asian_cat_approves.jpg)

Shit, there's endless series of weird cats on the internet, all you have to do is look for them!
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Elevz on January 07, 2008, 10:52:28 AM
Here's some more... This shit is good for my health, cracks me up every time I look at it ;D

(http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/animals/MonorailCat.jpg)

(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/22/lolcatsdotcomp6qhtstf8ewm1rs7.jpg)

(http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/cat-dunecat-lg.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-parental-block-cat.jpg)

(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/25/lolcatsdotcomi9xbpsjsyykufw6a.jpg)

(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/wtf-cat1.jpg)

(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/34/lolcatsdotcomapif8cpspt0k87dj.jpg)

(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/23/lolcatsdotcom6g41t3v000jh46ac.jpg)

(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/22/lolcatsdotcomthbfefbvdnh3elf7.jpg)

(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/22/lolcatsdotcom7c7pwy6dfkrdodm3.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128347961160156250catmeteorjst.jpg)

(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/23/lolcatsdotcomttbwex6me2ieahcu.jpg)

Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: JMan on January 07, 2008, 11:27:36 AM
lol,
but still dogs >>> cats
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: CRAFTY on January 07, 2008, 11:54:00 AM
Shit, there's endless series of weird cats on the internet, all you have to do is look for them!

True. My brother's screensaver consists of a slideshow with about hundred pictures of similar cat photos. It's hilarious, I can assure you 8)
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: No Compute on January 07, 2008, 11:57:07 AM
Cats are bastards and those pictures are shit.  :P
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 12:34:57 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Elevz on January 07, 2008, 12:41:22 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?

Cats feel no affection. They only have desires that must be fulfilled as quickly as possible at all times. You can't love something so cold.

Or maybe my cat's just being a bitch. I don't know.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 12:50:37 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?

Cats feel no affection. They only have desires that must be fulfilled as quickly as possible at all times. You can't love something so cold.

Or maybe my cat's just being a bitch. I don't know.


That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life...You've definitely never owned a cat.


The sad part is that I think it's a common misconception.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Michael on January 07, 2008, 12:54:35 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?
i dont like them cuz they tend to be pretty independent....wen i want a pet i want to nurture it and with dogs u get rewarded with love lol...cats never really seem to liek me anyways
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Don Jacob on January 07, 2008, 01:01:04 PM
The owner of this a camera must have been hurt a real bad.  That cats fuck his a face up.

your words:

golden, purely golden
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 07, 2008, 01:10:39 PM
Only faggots and and losers have cats.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: JAZ on January 07, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
lol @ you faggots hatting on pussy. cats are awesome.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 01:27:50 PM
Only faggots and and losers have cats.

What a faggot ass loser...
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/Godfather15.jpg)




Cats are royalty, son.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 01:32:55 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?
i dont like them cuz they tend to be pretty independent....wen i want a pet i want to nurture it and with dogs u get rewarded with love lol...cats never really seem to liek me anyways


Dogs are more animalistic...any punk can walk in a room and most dogs will jump on them right off the bat and start lickin their face, gettin all excited and shit. With cats, you gotta earn their respect. Very interesting creatures. Intellectuals don't hate on cats.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 07, 2008, 01:42:33 PM
Only faggots and and losers have cats.

What a faggot ass loser...
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/Godfather15.jpg)




Cats are royalty, son.
Okay, I prefer to base shit on reality, but if you wanna go down that route:

(http://www.tvder60er.de/bilder/Lassie2.jpg)
(http://www.rulingcatsanddogs.com/contents/canine/famous/Rin-Tin-Tin/Rin-Tin-Tin-The-Million-Dollar-Collar-large.jpg)
(http://www.impawards.com/1989/posters/turner_and_hooch.jpg)

If cats are royalty, dogs are loyalty, son. I wanna see your cat protect you and save you like Lassie, Rin Tin Tin and Hooch.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 07, 2008, 01:44:56 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?
i dont like them cuz they tend to be pretty independent....wen i want a pet i want to nurture it and with dogs u get rewarded with love lol...cats never really seem to liek me anyways


Dogs are more animalistic...any punk can walk in a room and most dogs will jump on them right off the bat and start lickin their face, gettin all excited and shit. With cats, you gotta earn their respect. Very interesting creatures. Intellectuals don't hate on cats.
If you don't have the dogs respect, then it will walk all over you. My dog never does that. He doesn't need a nasty ass litter box and he doesn't spray piss and shit all over my place either.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 01:46:49 PM
Only faggots and and losers have cats.

What a faggot ass loser...
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/Godfather15.jpg)




Cats are royalty, son.
Okay, I prefer to base shit on reality, but if you wanna go down that route:

(http://www.tvder60er.de/bilder/Lassie2.jpg)
(http://www.rulingcatsanddogs.com/contents/canine/famous/Rin-Tin-Tin/Rin-Tin-Tin-The-Million-Dollar-Collar-large.jpg)
(http://www.impawards.com/1989/posters/turner_and_hooch.jpg)

If cats are royalty, dogs are loyalty, son. I wanna see your cat protect you and save you like Lassie, Rin Tin Tin and Hooch.


The only reason I posted that is because you said that only losers and faggots own cats, which is obviously a piece of shit thing to say. A cat is way too small to protect against anything. If it was a tiger (same mentality) on the other hand...

If you own a dog for protection, then you might as well own a gun...cats are smart enough to know their limitations.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 01:50:15 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?
i dont like them cuz they tend to be pretty independent....wen i want a pet i want to nurture it and with dogs u get rewarded with love lol...cats never really seem to liek me anyways


Dogs are more animalistic...any punk can walk in a room and most dogs will jump on them right off the bat and start lickin their face, gettin all excited and shit. With cats, you gotta earn their respect. Very interesting creatures. Intellectuals don't hate on cats.
If you don't have the dogs respect, then it will walk all over you. My dog never does that. He doesn't need a nasty ass litter box and he doesn't spray piss and shit all over my place either.


Yea...dogs just shit anywhere they can find. A cat actually has its own bathroom, and it considerately buries its traces after its done. cats can also be trained to use the toilet...can a dog do that? How can anyone call a cat nasty when praising a dog? Cats are WAY cleaner than dogs...WAY.

Cats=humanistic
Dogs=animalstic

I love dogs, but cats are just cooler and more interesting creatures.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: jbel1021 on January 07, 2008, 01:54:52 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?
i dont like them cuz they tend to be pretty independent....wen i want a pet i want to nurture it and with dogs u get rewarded with love lol...cats never really seem to liek me anyways


Dogs are more animalistic...any punk can walk in a room and most dogs will jump on them right off the bat and start lickin their face, gettin all excited and shit. With cats, you gotta earn their respect. Very interesting creatures. Intellectuals don't hate on cats.
If you don't have the dogs respect, then it will walk all over you. My dog never does that. He doesn't need a nasty ass litter box and he doesn't spray piss and shit all over my place either.


Yea...dogs just shit anywhere they can find. A cat actually has its own bathroom, and it considerately buries its traces after its done. cats can also be trained to use the toilet...can a dog do that? How can anyone call a cat nasty when praising a dog? Cats are WAY cleaner than dogs...WAY.

Cats=humanistic
Dogs=animalstic

I love dogs, but cats are just cooler and more interesting creatures.


I'd get some cats besides my three dogs if I wasn't allergic >:(
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on January 07, 2008, 02:22:34 PM
i personally don't hate on cats, but i prefer dogs.
pit bull to me looks so much cleaner and tamed then any other pet.  if you have a trained pit bull, with good bloodlines, you can have him always stay calm and relaxed and have some crazy colors on the dog.  i have an orange tiger striped american pit bull with olive green eyes, hes a great dog.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: JMan on January 07, 2008, 02:57:03 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?
i dont like them cuz they tend to be pretty independent....wen i want a pet i want to nurture it and with dogs u get rewarded with love lol...cats never really seem to liek me anyways


Dogs are more animalistic...any punk can walk in a room and most dogs will jump on them right off the bat and start lickin their face, gettin all excited and shit. With cats, you gotta earn their respect. Very interesting creatures. Intellectuals don't hate on cats.
If you don't have the dogs respect, then it will walk all over you. My dog never does that. He doesn't need a nasty ass litter box and he doesn't spray piss and shit all over my place either.


Yea...dogs just shit anywhere they can find. A cat actually has its own bathroom, and it considerately buries its traces after its done. cats can also be trained to use the toilet...can a dog do that?

probably if you trained it.. but for real though dogs are a bigger part of society then what cats are.. There are many dogs today that have jobs just like a human would.. for instances guide dogs, police dogs, security dogs, army dogs etc.. Cats arent as cleaver as people believe they are, they just have a cunning instinct.. where dogs have the ability and skills to be trained in various ways.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Elevz on January 07, 2008, 03:01:53 PM
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life...You've definitely never owned a cat.

Or maybe my cat's just being a bitch. I don't know.

No need to add anything else, is there?
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Michael on January 07, 2008, 03:05:15 PM
i do get what ur sayin NIK but cats jus dont like me lol....

wen they sit on ur knee then jump off they always hurt

dogs dont lol
i personally don't hate on cats, but i prefer dogs.
pit bull to me looks so much cleaner and tamed then any other pet.  if you have a trained pit bull, with good bloodlines, you can have him always stay calm and relaxed and have some crazy colors on the dog.  i have an orange tiger striped american pit bull with olive green eyes, hes a great dog.

to be honest i dont want the local kids in my neighbourhood getting their faces mauled off for no reason lol
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 07, 2008, 03:05:25 PM

The only reason I posted that is because you said that only losers and faggots own cats, which is obviously a piece of shit thing to say. A cat is way too small to protect against anything. If it was a tiger (same mentality) on the other hand...

If you own a dog for protection, then you might as well own a gun...cats are smart enough to know their limitations.
Yes, losers and faggots love cats. It's not a shitty thing to say, its truth. Think about it: every neighborhood has the neighborhood cat lady. Do you ever hear about the dog lady? I rest my case.

Yea...dogs just shit anywhere they can find. A cat actually has its own bathroom, and it considerately buries its traces after its done. cats can also be trained to use the toilet...can a dog do that? How can anyone call a cat nasty when praising a dog? Cats are WAY cleaner than dogs...WAY.

Cats=humanistic
Dogs=animalstic

I love dogs, but cats are just cooler and more interesting creatures.
Dogs can be just as clean as cats, it depends on what breed you pick. I've had a dog for 10 years and it has never taken a shit or pissed in my house once. I don't need a litter box that stinks up my house. I got friends with cats, and it will spray piss and shit all over her house. All it does is come home to eat and sleep. Other than that, it has no loyalty to her. My dog is like a homie to me.

If that is humanistic, then they would make pretty shitty humans. Let's be honest: dogs and cats are both animalistic, but dogs are loyal. They're not considered man's best friend for nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/v/EI3hpiSbcFw&autoplay=0
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 04:02:44 PM

The only reason I posted that is because you said that only losers and faggots own cats, which is obviously a piece of shit thing to say. A cat is way too small to protect against anything. If it was a tiger (same mentality) on the other hand...

If you own a dog for protection, then you might as well own a gun...cats are smart enough to know their limitations.
Yes, losers and faggots love cats. It's not a shitty thing to say, its truth. Think about it: every neighborhood has the neighborhood cat lady. Do you ever hear about the dog lady? I rest my case.

There's only one person on your block who owns a cat? Where the hell do you live? Ancient Kings and Queens were known for owning cats...Especially back in Egypt, it was custom. And gay people like dogs more than they like cats. After all, a dog is known for getting excited and ecstatic, sorta like a fag would, while a cat is composed and CHILL.

Yea...dogs just shit anywhere they can find. A cat actually has its own bathroom, and it considerately buries its traces after its done. cats can also be trained to use the toilet...can a dog do that? How can anyone call a cat nasty when praising a dog? Cats are WAY cleaner than dogs...WAY.

Cats=humanistic
Dogs=animalstic

I love dogs, but cats are just cooler and more interesting creatures.
Dogs can be just as clean as cats, it depends on what breed you pick. I've had a dog for 10 years and it has never taken a shit or pissed in my house once. I don't need a litter box that stinks up my house. I got friends with cats, and it will spray piss and shit all over her house. All it does is come home to eat and sleep. Other than that, it has no loyalty to her. My dog is like a homie to me.

If that is humanistic, then they would make pretty shitty humans. Let's be honest: dogs and cats are both animalistic, but dogs are loyal. They're not considered man's best friend for nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/v/EI3hpiSbcFw&autoplay=0

Dogs can never be as clean as cats. Cats naturally bathe themselves daily, their fur is much softer and cleaner than a dogs fur, their face isn't fulla' snot, they don't drool, their breath doesn't stink. Cats are just WAY more civilized than dogs. Also, litter boxes don't stink up your house. a.)cats bury their waste b.)litter deodorizes any smell. There's no way around it. Your friends cat is retarded if it pissed all over the house. I've never heard of a cat doing that...and if it only comes home to eat and sleep, then that's a fucking street cat that gets no love from its owner. Domesticated Cats aren't even meant to be left out on the streets to begin with...A dog does have many advantages over a cat, but a cat is still much closer to a human in its ways and emotions than a dog will ever be.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: QuietTruth on January 07, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
LMFAO at those pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I own'z a cat. She's a bitch though. The inrony. I know.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: QuietTruth on January 07, 2008, 05:00:23 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-dog-camouflage.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-sink-drinking-fountain.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-fat-monorail-cat.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-invisible-shootout.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 07, 2008, 05:40:19 PM
Those cat pics are hilarious.

But lets be real here:  Dogs>>>>>>>>>>Cats.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Joseph Bonanno on January 07, 2008, 05:45:51 PM
elior not a beer guy, more into cats, im waiting for him to tell us he's on a break from women
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 06:22:55 PM
elior not a beer guy, more into cats, im waiting for him to tell us he's on a break from women


Unstable fag, get off my nuts already. It's old.


PS...I like beer, banana boy. I just prefer hard liqs.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 07, 2008, 06:27:07 PM
Why do so many people hate on cats?
i dont like them cuz they tend to be pretty independent....wen i want a pet i want to nurture it and with dogs u get rewarded with love lol...cats never really seem to liek me anyways


Dogs are more animalistic...any punk can walk in a room and most dogs will jump on them right off the bat and start lickin their face, gettin all excited and shit. With cats, you gotta earn their respect. Very interesting creatures. Intellectuals don't hate on cats.
If you don't have the dogs respect, then it will walk all over you. My dog never does that. He doesn't need a nasty ass litter box and he doesn't spray piss and shit all over my place either.


Yea...dogs just shit anywhere they can find. A cat actually has its own bathroom, and it considerately buries its traces after its done. cats can also be trained to use the toilet...can a dog do that?

probably if you trained it.. but for real though dogs are a bigger part of society then what cats are.. There are many dogs today that have jobs just like a human would.. for instances guide dogs, police dogs, security dogs, army dogs etc.. Cats arent as cleaver as people believe they are, they just have a cunning instinct.. where dogs have the ability and skills to be trained in various ways.



Cats are actually more clever than people believe, they just see themselves as top shit and have a lot of respect for themselves. They're still down with people and everything, they're just not willing to be used as slaves. Like I said, more humanistic. I still love dogs, I just think cats are more interesting creatures when it comes down to it.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 07, 2008, 06:37:08 PM
Yea...dogs just shit anywhere they can find. A cat actually has its own bathroom, and it considerately buries its traces after its done. cats can also be trained to use the toilet...can a dog do that? How can anyone call a cat nasty when praising a dog? Cats are WAY cleaner than dogs...WAY.

Cats=humanistic
Dogs=animalstic

I love dogs, but cats are just cooler and more interesting creatures.
Dogs can be just as clean as cats, it depends on what breed you pick. I've had a dog for 10 years and it has never taken a shit or pissed in my house once. I don't need a litter box that stinks up my house. I got friends with cats, and it will spray piss and shit all over her house. All it does is come home to eat and sleep. Other than that, it has no loyalty to her. My dog is like a homie to me.

If that is humanistic, then they would make pretty shitty humans. Let's be honest: dogs and cats are both animalistic, but dogs are loyal. They're not considered man's best friend for nothing.


Dogs can never be as clean as cats. Cats naturally bathe themselves daily, their fur is much softer and cleaner than a dogs fur, their face isn't fulla' snot, they don't drool, their breath doesn't stink. Cats are just WAY more civilized than dogs. Also, litter boxes don't stink up your house. a.)cats bury their waste b.)litter deodorizes any smell. There's no way around it. Your friends cat is retarded if it pissed all over the house. I've never heard of a cat doing that...and if it only comes home to eat and sleep, then that's a fucking street cat that gets no love from its owner. Domesticated Cats aren't even meant to be left out on the streets to begin with...A dog does have many advantages over a cat, but a cat is still much closer to a human in its ways and emotions than a dog will ever be.
A lot of dogs clean themselves, don't drool, and don't have bad breath. It depends on the breed.

And you keep trying to call cats human, but they're more like animals than anything. The other dude said it well: dogs rescue people, watch sheep/cattle, work with police, the army, etc......you know, HUMAN jobs.

Cats do whatever they want and are driven by instinct....like animals.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Crockett on January 07, 2008, 07:00:24 PM
Those cat pics are hilarious.

But lets be real here:  Dogs>>>>>>>>>>Cats.

fuckin cats...
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 08, 2008, 12:03:51 AM
Yea...dogs just shit anywhere they can find. A cat actually has its own bathroom, and it considerately buries its traces after its done. cats can also be trained to use the toilet...can a dog do that? How can anyone call a cat nasty when praising a dog? Cats are WAY cleaner than dogs...WAY.

Cats=humanistic
Dogs=animalstic

I love dogs, but cats are just cooler and more interesting creatures.
Dogs can be just as clean as cats, it depends on what breed you pick. I've had a dog for 10 years and it has never taken a shit or pissed in my house once. I don't need a litter box that stinks up my house. I got friends with cats, and it will spray piss and shit all over her house. All it does is come home to eat and sleep. Other than that, it has no loyalty to her. My dog is like a homie to me.

If that is humanistic, then they would make pretty shitty humans. Let's be honest: dogs and cats are both animalistic, but dogs are loyal. They're not considered man's best friend for nothing.


Dogs can never be as clean as cats. Cats naturally bathe themselves daily, their fur is much softer and cleaner than a dogs fur, their face isn't fulla' snot, they don't drool, their breath doesn't stink. Cats are just WAY more civilized than dogs. Also, litter boxes don't stink up your house. a.)cats bury their waste b.)litter deodorizes any smell. There's no way around it. Your friends cat is retarded if it pissed all over the house. I've never heard of a cat doing that...and if it only comes home to eat and sleep, then that's a fucking street cat that gets no love from its owner. Domesticated Cats aren't even meant to be left out on the streets to begin with...A dog does have many advantages over a cat, but a cat is still much closer to a human in its ways and emotions than a dog will ever be.
A lot of dogs clean themselves, don't drool, and don't have bad breath. It depends on the breed.

And you keep trying to call cats human, but they're more like animals than anything. The other dude said it well: dogs rescue people, watch sheep/cattle, work with police, the army, etc......you know, HUMAN jobs.

Cats do whatever they want and are driven by instinct....like animals.


Cats don't do those things cuz they CANT. Look at their size. And even if they were big enough, they're way too smart to serve humans. Would you serve another human? Would you be a police assistant if you were commanded to? Would you sit if you were told to? Dogs are simple-minded. No sophistication. For example, cats know how to sit on command, but you usually wont catch them doing it unless there's a reason. Hell, there have been cats out there who have been taught how to speak words! Cats look at themselves as top shit, though, so they don't just bend over for people. Everything you described is pretty much exactly why cats are more like humans.


Cats are driven by what they feel and analyze. Dogs rarely analyze shit. THEY are the ones driven by instict. if you start jumping around in a room and a dog is in there, he'll start jumping around too. At least if you're gunna stick up for dogs, use the right arguments...PeACe
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sparegeez on January 08, 2008, 12:06:08 AM
When I was a kid I thought all cats were females and all dogs were males. Cool huh?
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: SGV on January 08, 2008, 12:50:06 AM
Dogs are very humanistic. I'll have to upload some flicks of my dogs. I can speak from experience. I've had dogs my entire life. All my dogs have been very alert. Hell, my dogs sleep like humans. My dog Steve, he's a Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix, will push the covers up and get underneath them to sleep without any help. He learned that on his own. He does the same on the couch with the pillows. His sister Minnie will jump in my bed with him every morning and stay asleep until I wake up. My dog Tiny, he's a Beagle/Dachshund mix, sun bathes for real. LOL. Dude is like a human, gets mad grumpy when you bother him while he's sleeping. I've never seen a dog do that. He will also look directly into a camera whenever you tell him to. Shit is funny. I got plenty more explanations as to why Dogs are humanistic, moreso than any cat that I've ever seen.

Dogs don't just go around shitting everywhere if they're trained. I can take Tiny out in the car the entire day and the dude won't shit or piss until we let him out. Same goes for my brothers dog Riva. She's a Chow. Very smart. In one day being at my house. She learned how to open our backyard gate. She sat in front of our house until we came back. Cats don't do that. My girl has a big Lab at her house. This Dog is something else. He knows how to open their sliding door.

I hate cats. They do smell for real. You always know when someone owns a cat. They have a certain stench and it's gross to me. Plus, they're not loyal at all. Cats just roam around. Dogs stick by you. A Dog knows how you're feeling. When you're being threatened they know. When you're upset they know. When you're happy they know.

I just can't see how anyone can like a cat more than a dog.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 08, 2008, 12:26:40 PM
Dogs are very humanistic. I'll have to upload some flicks of my dogs. I can speak from experience. I've had dogs my entire life. All my dogs have been very alert. Hell, my dogs sleep like humans. My dog Steve, he's a Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix, will push the covers up and get underneath them to sleep without any help. He learned that on his own. He does the same on the couch with the pillows. His sister Minnie will jump in my bed with him every morning and stay asleep until I wake up. My dog Tiny, he's a Beagle/Dachshund mix, sun bathes for real. LOL. Dude is like a human, gets mad grumpy when you bother him while he's sleeping. I've never seen a dog do that. He will also look directly into a camera whenever you tell him to. Shit is funny. I got plenty more explanations as to why Dogs are humanistic, moreso than any cat that I've ever seen.

Dogs don't just go around shitting everywhere if they're trained. I can take Tiny out in the car the entire day and the dude won't shit or piss until we let him out. Same goes for my brothers dog Riva. She's a Chow. Very smart. In one day being at my house. She learned how to open our backyard gate. She sat in front of our house until we came back. Cats don't do that. My girl has a big Lab at her house. This Dog is something else. He knows how to open their sliding door.

I hate cats. They do smell for real. You always know when someone owns a cat. They have a certain stench and it's gross to me. Plus, they're not loyal at all. Cats just roam around. Dogs stick by you. A Dog knows how you're feeling. When you're being threatened they know. When you're upset they know. When you're happy they know.

I just can't see how anyone can like a cat more than a dog.


Again...it's obvious to me that you've never owned a cat or been around a cat that had love for you. You're just going based off of the common misconception about cats. Like I said, I love both animals, but the cat family is much more interesting. Have you seen a dog figure out how to open a window to get out of a car? Do dogs come to you and ask for their breakfast or do they let you know that they want some fresh water? Have you ever seen a dog patiently waiting by a door and calling to come in? Cats don't have to be trained to not piss and shit everywhere, they do it NATURALLY. And how can ANYONE say Cats smell more than dogs? A clean house cat smells like fabric softener. I have a dog, and he smells even after we bathe/groom him. That goes for every dog I've owned... I've owned both animals, you haven't. Same with Sikotic. Every argument ya'll come up with is based off of the common misconception about cats. There's a reason why they say "cool cat" and not "cool dog"...Cats are just way more composed than dogs, and they just come off as way more humanistic. As far as intelligence goes, a cats visual memory is comparable to a monkeys. Studies have also found that they have a much sharper memory than dogs, recalling certain information even longer than monkeys and orangutans. If you hate a cat, then a cat's never had love for you, and you're not speaking based off of experience, like I am. A cat sticks around and can be very loyal...they just don't like to be peoples bitch. More like a....that's right...HUMAN. Get back to me when you have a cat wake you up every morning by purring in your face for some love and attention...PeACe
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: QuietTruth on January 08, 2008, 02:48:10 PM
When I was a kid I thought all cats were females and all dogs were males. Cool huh?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 08, 2008, 03:01:04 PM
Cats don't do those things cuz they CANT.
I stopped reading right there  ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 08, 2008, 03:06:01 PM
I've owned both animals, you haven't. Same with Sikotic. Every argument ya'll come up with is based off of the common misconception about cats.
Ehhhh, wrong. I have owned cats. I got rid of them because they're either disgusting or they've attacked other family members, but I did own a few.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: QuietTruth on January 08, 2008, 03:08:59 PM
I've owned both animals, you haven't. Same with Sikotic. Every argument ya'll come up with is based off of the common misconception about cats.
Ehhhh, wrong. I have owned cats. I got rid of them because they're either disgusting or they've attacked other family members, but I did own a few.
LMFAO!!
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: No Compute on January 08, 2008, 03:13:43 PM
Get to fuck with all that humanistic shit because your pets don't give a fuck about you, they just like an easy life.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: SGV on January 08, 2008, 03:26:29 PM


Again...it's obvious to me that you've never owned a cat or been around a cat that had love for you. You're just going based off of the common misconception about cats.

As usual, wrong. I had a cat and a dog at the same time. I got rid of the cat because it was nowhere near as trained as my dog was. The cat made the house smell, bad.

Like I said, I love both animals, but the cat family is much more interesting. Have you seen a dog figure out how to open a window to get out of a car? Do dogs come to you and ask for their breakfast or do they let you know that they want some fresh water? Have you ever seen a dog patiently waiting by a door and calling to come in?

Yes, I have to lock my windows so that my dogs don't open them while I'm driving. All my dogs let me know when they want to get into bed. They all let me know when they want to go out to the bathroom. My dog Tiny will scratch the door to let me know he wants to go into the front yard to sun bathe and he'll scratch the door to let me know when he wants back in. You've obviously never a had a smart dog.

Cats don't have to be trained to not piss and shit everywhere, they do it NATURALLY. And how can ANYONE say Cats smell more than dogs? A clean house cat smells like fabric softener. I have a dog, and he smells even after we bathe/groom him. That goes for every dog I've owned... I've owned both animals, you haven't.

So you're telling me a cat won't piss or shit in the house if you don't have a litter box for them? They naturally know that the house is not where they do that stuff? LOL. Sure. I've had dogs my whole life, my house never smells. And, like I said, I've owned both animals. You, as always, are wrong.

Same with Sikotic. Every argument ya'll come up with is based off of the common misconception about cats. There's a reason why they say "cool cat" and not "cool dog"...Cats are just way more composed than dogs, and they just come off as way more humanistic. As far as intelligence goes, a cats visual memory is comparable to a monkeys. Studies have also found that they have a much sharper memory than dogs, recalling certain information even longer than monkeys and orangutans. If you hate a cat, then a cat's never had love for you, and you're not speaking based off of experience, like I am. A cat sticks around and can be very loyal...they just don't like to be peoples bitch. More like a....that's right...HUMAN. Get back to me when you have a cat wake you up every morning by purring in your face for some love and attention...PeACe

There's a reason my homies are called my Dogs and not my Cats. Dogs are a mans best friend. Cats aren't for a reason.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 08, 2008, 05:12:30 PM
Some dogs can learn over 300 commands in multiple languages.  You tell a cat to fetch and it will lick its balls and stare at you.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on January 08, 2008, 06:58:52 PM
i found it amazin at the shit you guys find funny.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 08, 2008, 07:42:10 PM
Like I said, I love both animals, but the cat family is much more interesting. Have you seen a dog figure out how to open a window to get out of a car? Do dogs come to you and ask for their breakfast or do they let you know that they want some fresh water? Have you ever seen a dog patiently waiting by a door and calling to come in?
My dog can do all those, bro. Can a cat sit, roll over, jump, stay, play dead, and meow on command?

Nah, all it can do is eat, shit, and scratch up a couch.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: es-jay on January 09, 2008, 03:26:49 AM
lmao how this topic has become a heated debate on Cats Vs Dogs.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Elevz on January 09, 2008, 04:41:11 AM
Neither my dog, nor my cat knows how to open a window of a car. They're not allowed to go beyond the trunk anyway; who wants hairs all over the place?

Both my dog and my cat will let me know when they find it time for some food. The difference is, my cat does it in a disrespectful  and whinging manner, while my dog simply draws my attention to it. Cat can learn from such a diplomatic attitude.

Both my dog and my cat wait by the door when they want in. The cat puts on a whinging offensive once again, while my dog just once again draws the attention to him. No unneccessary barking, always diplomatic. He simply puts on that look whenever he wants to come in. He knows I understand.
Cat doesn't even know what he wants. He can sit by the door, begging to be let in, and when the door opens he'll run off because he's changed his mind. He changes his mind all the time. Whenever he's inside, he wants to go outside, only to beg to be let in again. Dog's nothing like that. Dog knows what he wants.

I've seen plenty of cats who litter the house; luckily mine doesn't. Some cats shit in corners, some piss all over the place. To say that they don't require training is bullshit. Cats don't naturally live in houses.

I agree with you on one thing NIK; cats are definately cleaner than dogs. Dogs often smell, while smelly cats are rare. Cats are like housewives who have nothing better to do, so they clean themselves all day. Dogs just hang around and enjoy themselves; they don't really care about extra cleaning. Why should they, when they don't know a damn thing about germs and diseases?

The difference between dogs and cats is very clear though. Dogs are loyal for the sake of their own enjoyment (pretty much like human relations), while cats are too short sightened to care about anything other than the direct fulfillment of their needs. Cats are antisocial.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: daWappla on January 09, 2008, 04:58:02 AM
Cats just have their own minds, that´s why they can´t be trained to get the paper, sit, come and bark. That makes them so special to a lot of people cause they are royal animals, for a domesticated animal they still decide when they want to be around a human and not the other way around. A dog is happy about the company of humans and a loyal animal.

I like both animals but cats are my favorite.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 09, 2008, 02:58:37 PM
I've owned both animals, you haven't. Same with Sikotic. Every argument ya'll come up with is based off of the common misconception about cats.
Ehhhh, wrong. I have owned cats. I got rid of them because they're either disgusting or they've attacked other family members, but I did own a few.


Your cats suck.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 09, 2008, 03:03:17 PM
Get to fuck with all that humanistic shit because your pets don't give a fuck about you, they just like an easy life.


Wrong...there are lots of loving pets out there. Cats are especially known for being caring and compassionate. Many hospitals actually own cats specifically to show the sick patients (especially the dying ones) compassion and attention. Ever heard of this one?:

http://cat-purrfect.com/cat-behavior/cat-predicts-death
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 09, 2008, 03:03:41 PM
Cats don't do those things cuz they CANT.
I stopped reading right there  ;D


No you didn't.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 09, 2008, 03:07:28 PM


Again...it's obvious to me that you've never owned a cat or been around a cat that had love for you. You're just going based off of the common misconception about cats.

As usual, wrong. I had a cat and a dog at the same time. I got rid of the cat because it was nowhere near as trained as my dog was. The cat made the house smell, bad.

Like I said, I love both animals, but the cat family is much more interesting. Have you seen a dog figure out how to open a window to get out of a car? Do dogs come to you and ask for their breakfast or do they let you know that they want some fresh water? Have you ever seen a dog patiently waiting by a door and calling to come in?

Yes, I have to lock my windows so that my dogs don't open them while I'm driving. All my dogs let me know when they want to get into bed. They all let me know when they want to go out to the bathroom. My dog Tiny will scratch the door to let me know he wants to go into the front yard to sun bathe and he'll scratch the door to let me know when he wants back in. You've obviously never a had a smart dog.

Cats don't have to be trained to not piss and shit everywhere, they do it NATURALLY. And how can ANYONE say Cats smell more than dogs? A clean house cat smells like fabric softener. I have a dog, and he smells even after we bathe/groom him. That goes for every dog I've owned... I've owned both animals, you haven't.

So you're telling me a cat won't piss or shit in the house if you don't have a litter box for them? They naturally know that the house is not where they do that stuff? LOL. Sure. I've had dogs my whole life, my house never smells. And, like I said, I've owned both animals. You, as always, are wrong.

Same with Sikotic. Every argument ya'll come up with is based off of the common misconception about cats. There's a reason why they say "cool cat" and not "cool dog"...Cats are just way more composed than dogs, and they just come off as way more humanistic. As far as intelligence goes, a cats visual memory is comparable to a monkeys. Studies have also found that they have a much sharper memory than dogs, recalling certain information even longer than monkeys and orangutans. If you hate a cat, then a cat's never had love for you, and you're not speaking based off of experience, like I am. A cat sticks around and can be very loyal...they just don't like to be peoples bitch. More like a....that's right...HUMAN. Get back to me when you have a cat wake you up every morning by purring in your face for some love and attention...PeACe

There's a reason my homies are called my Dogs and not my Cats. Dogs are a mans best friend. Cats aren't for a reason.



People use the word "cat" to reference other people all the time. I dunno what kinda cats you and Sikotic owned, but you must not have shown them much love and attention, that's for damn sure. And my dog is very smart, actually. He's just not nearly as savvy and self-sufficient as my girl's cat is...PeACe
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 09, 2008, 03:08:08 PM
Like I said, I love both animals, but the cat family is much more interesting. Have you seen a dog figure out how to open a window to get out of a car? Do dogs come to you and ask for their breakfast or do they let you know that they want some fresh water? Have you ever seen a dog patiently waiting by a door and calling to come in?
My dog can do all those, bro. Can a cat sit, roll over, jump, stay, play dead, and meow on command?

Nah, all it can do is eat, shit, and scratch up a couch.



Yes, it can...Again, your cat sucked.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 09, 2008, 03:10:32 PM
Neither my dog, nor my cat knows how to open a window of a car. They're not allowed to go beyond the trunk anyway; who wants hairs all over the place?

Both my dog and my cat will let me know when they find it time for some food. The difference is, my cat does it in a disrespectful  and whinging manner, while my dog simply draws my attention to it. Cat can learn from such a diplomatic attitude.

Both my dog and my cat wait by the door when they want in. The cat puts on a whinging offensive once again, while my dog just once again draws the attention to him. No unneccessary barking, always diplomatic. He simply puts on that look whenever he wants to come in. He knows I understand.
Cat doesn't even know what he wants. He can sit by the door, begging to be let in, and when the door opens he'll run off because he's changed his mind. He changes his mind all the time. Whenever he's inside, he wants to go outside, only to beg to be let in again. Dog's nothing like that. Dog knows what he wants.

I've seen plenty of cats who litter the house; luckily mine doesn't. Some cats shit in corners, some piss all over the place. To say that they don't require training is bullshit. Cats don't naturally live in houses.

I agree with you on one thing NIK; cats are definately cleaner than dogs. Dogs often smell, while smelly cats are rare. Cats are like housewives who have nothing better to do, so they clean themselves all day. Dogs just hang around and enjoy themselves; they don't really care about extra cleaning. Why should they, when they don't know a damn thing about germs and diseases?

The difference between dogs and cats is very clear though. Dogs are loyal for the sake of their own enjoyment (pretty much like human relations), while cats are too short sightened to care about anything other than the direct fulfillment of their needs. Cats are antisocial.


Is your cat female by any chance? Just like humans, many female cats can be bitches. Ever seen a friendly/playfully vicious male cat? Nothing like you described.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 09, 2008, 03:14:42 PM
Cats just have their own minds, that´s why they can´t be trained to get the paper, sit, come and bark. That makes them so special to a lot of people cause they are royal animals, for a domesticated animal they still decide when they want to be around a human and not the other way around. A dog is happy about the company of humans and a loyal animal.

I like both animals but cats are my favorite.


Yup...You can train cats to do things (use the toilet, speak, etc), just not to serve you. cats will do things on command only if you give them a reason to. That's why you can never connect with a cat unless you pay it attention. If you see it as just some cat around the house, then it will never respect you.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 09, 2008, 03:19:19 PM
Some dogs can learn over 300 commands in multiple languages.  You tell a cat to fetch and it will lick its balls and stare at you.


Some cats can learn to speak over 30 words. you tell a cat to fetch, and he'll look at you like "you fetch that shit, homie".
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: SGV on January 09, 2008, 09:52:42 PM


People use the word "cat" to reference other people all the time. I dunno what kinda cats you and Sikotic owned, but you must not have shown them much love and attention, that's for damn sure. And my dog is very smart, actually. He's just not nearly as savvy and self-sufficient as my girl's cat is...PeACe

Yeah, they reference general people. "That cat's cool." "What's that cat's name?" But when you're talking about someone close to you, that's your dog. I showed the cat a lot of a attention. It didn't really show any love back. My dog did though. When the cat died, I didn't care. When my dog died, I was sad than a mutha...
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Joseph Bonanno on January 09, 2008, 09:55:37 PM
elior will bitch and argue his point about everything, god i wonder how his dad felt trying to convince him a pony for hanukkah wasnt a grand idea.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 09, 2008, 10:29:56 PM
Like I said, I love both animals, but the cat family is much more interesting. Have you seen a dog figure out how to open a window to get out of a car? Do dogs come to you and ask for their breakfast or do they let you know that they want some fresh water? Have you ever seen a dog patiently waiting by a door and calling to come in?
My dog can do all those, bro. Can a cat sit, roll over, jump, stay, play dead, and meow on command?

Nah, all it can do is eat, shit, and scratch up a couch.



Yes, it can...Again, your cat sucked.
And I hope someone ran the son of a bitch over.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: es-jay on January 10, 2008, 08:48:31 AM
Some dogs can learn over 300 commands in multiple languages.  You tell a cat to fetch and it will lick its balls and stare at you.


Some cats can learn to speak over 30 words. you tell a cat to fetch, and he'll look at you like "you fetch that shit, homie".

ok...
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Elevz on January 10, 2008, 09:46:10 AM
Neither my dog, nor my cat knows how to open a window of a car. They're not allowed to go beyond the trunk anyway; who wants hairs all over the place?

Both my dog and my cat will let me know when they find it time for some food. The difference is, my cat does it in a disrespectful  and whinging manner, while my dog simply draws my attention to it. Cat can learn from such a diplomatic attitude.

Both my dog and my cat wait by the door when they want in. The cat puts on a whinging offensive once again, while my dog just once again draws the attention to him. No unneccessary barking, always diplomatic. He simply puts on that look whenever he wants to come in. He knows I understand.
Cat doesn't even know what he wants. He can sit by the door, begging to be let in, and when the door opens he'll run off because he's changed his mind. He changes his mind all the time. Whenever he's inside, he wants to go outside, only to beg to be let in again. Dog's nothing like that. Dog knows what he wants.

I've seen plenty of cats who litter the house; luckily mine doesn't. Some cats shit in corners, some piss all over the place. To say that they don't require training is bullshit. Cats don't naturally live in houses.

I agree with you on one thing NIK; cats are definately cleaner than dogs. Dogs often smell, while smelly cats are rare. Cats are like housewives who have nothing better to do, so they clean themselves all day. Dogs just hang around and enjoy themselves; they don't really care about extra cleaning. Why should they, when they don't know a damn thing about germs and diseases?

The difference between dogs and cats is very clear though. Dogs are loyal for the sake of their own enjoyment (pretty much like human relations), while cats are too short sightened to care about anything other than the direct fulfillment of their needs. Cats are antisocial.


Is your cat female by any chance? Just like humans, many female cats can be bitches. Ever seen a friendly/playfully vicious male cat? Nothing like you described.

Actually, yes, my cat is female. lol. You win.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 10, 2008, 12:45:46 PM


People use the word "cat" to reference other people all the time. I dunno what kinda cats you and Sikotic owned, but you must not have shown them much love and attention, that's for damn sure. And my dog is very smart, actually. He's just not nearly as savvy and self-sufficient as my girl's cat is...PeACe

Yeah, they reference general people. "That cat's cool." "What's that cat's name?" But when you're talking about someone close to you, that's your dog. I showed the cat a lot of a attention. It didn't really show any love back. My dog did though. When the cat died, I didn't care. When my dog died, I was sad than a mutha...



You gotta be cool to be a cat...a dog can also be anyone. You never heard people sayin shit like, "fuck you, dogg" or "quit bein' bitch, dogg"?


I love both cats and dogs, so I call my homies both.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 10, 2008, 12:47:31 PM
elior will bitch and argue his point about everything, god i wonder how his dad felt trying to convince him a pony for hanukkah wasnt a grand idea.


Your joke failed, banana boy.
Title: Re: LMAO, some guys avatar on another forum.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 10, 2008, 12:47:51 PM
Like I said, I love both animals, but the cat family is much more interesting. Have you seen a dog figure out how to open a window to get out of a car? Do dogs come to you and ask for their breakfast or do they let you know that they want some fresh water? Have you ever seen a dog patiently waiting by a door and calling to come in?
My dog can do all those, bro. Can a cat sit, roll over, jump, stay, play dead, and meow on command?

Nah, all it can do is eat, shit, and scratch up a couch.



Yes, it can...Again, your cat sucked.
And I hope someone ran the son of a bitch over.


LOL!