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Title: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 25, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
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Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: K-9 on February 25, 2008, 03:25:45 PM
50 would prolly win vs the tiger
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: smegma on February 25, 2008, 03:28:05 PM
50 would prolly win vs the tiger

lmao
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: QuietTruth on February 25, 2008, 03:30:36 PM
Tiger
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: MarkCruz on February 25, 2008, 03:32:26 PM
TIGERILLA :o
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: when it rains it pours on February 25, 2008, 03:33:09 PM
im gona have to go with the tiger.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Sparegeez on February 25, 2008, 03:33:58 PM
Gorilla has no shot against tiger.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 25, 2008, 03:39:00 PM
Gorilla has no shot against tiger.


Why do you say that? That's actually what I was thinkin at first, but my homie brought up some pretty good arguments for the gorilla. It would be a pretty good fight, IMO. I still say the tiger takes it, though.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: when it rains it pours on February 25, 2008, 03:41:46 PM
if it was one of those silverback mothafuckin gorillas it would tear up the tiger, but i have no idea how a tiger would fight a gorilla
they should put stuff like this on the animal planet, bet there ratings would skyrocket
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Sparegeez on February 25, 2008, 03:42:23 PM
Gorilla has no shot against tiger.


Why do you say that? That's actually what I was thinkin at first, but my homie brought up some pretty good arguments for the gorilla. It would be a pretty good fight, IMO. I still say the tiger takes it, though.

I chose the tiger because I didn't have that homie of yours giving me all the info I needed. And it just seems pretty logical that a tiger would win because a tiger is a hunter, while a gorilla is a plant eating faggot.

What are the good points your friend gave you by the way?
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: when it rains it pours on February 25, 2008, 03:47:03 PM
Gorilla has no shot against tiger.


Why do you say that? That's actually what I was thinkin at first, but my homie brought up some pretty good arguments for the gorilla. It would be a pretty good fight, IMO. I still say the tiger takes it, though.

I chose the tiger because I didn't have that homie of yours giving me all the info I needed. And it just seems pretty logical that a tiger would win because a tiger is a hunter, while a gorilla is a plant eating faggot.

What are the good points your friend gave you by the way?
lmao!!!, he has a point
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Dubz on February 25, 2008, 03:47:30 PM
^gorillas arent exactly pushovers.


i got my money on 50.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Bch on February 25, 2008, 03:55:24 PM
tiger easily 500lbs+, swift and quick STRONG AS FUCK would woop that guerrillas ass



lets play a little theory fighter imagine that tiger leaping 12 feet in the air with all 500LBS coming down on top of that guerrilla ( remember a tiger jumped a wall in his enclosure at the zoo not to long ago and killed some peeps in cali )
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Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on February 25, 2008, 03:57:43 PM
What about a tiger vs. bear?? Bears are pretty fast for their size.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 25, 2008, 04:00:28 PM
Gorilla has no shot against tiger.


Why do you say that? That's actually what I was thinkin at first, but my homie brought up some pretty good arguments for the gorilla. It would be a pretty good fight, IMO. I still say the tiger takes it, though.

I chose the tiger because I didn't have that homie of yours giving me all the info I needed. And it just seems pretty logical that a tiger would win because a tiger is a hunter, while a gorilla is a plant eating faggot.

What are the good points your friend gave you by the way?


Gorillas fight all the time, though...if the gorilla connected on one power punch, the tiger would instantly die. I dunno how likely that is, but the gorilla stands more of a chance than you think.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: JAZ on February 25, 2008, 04:01:16 PM
marlo is a cunt.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 25, 2008, 04:01:46 PM
tiger easily 500lbs+, swift and quick STRONG AS FUCK would woop that guerrillas ass



lets play a little theory fighter imagine that tiger leaping 12 feet in the air with all 500LBS coming down on top of that guerrilla ( remember a tiger jumped a wall in his enclosure at the zoo not to long ago and killed some peeps in cali )


very true, but if the gorilla connects on one punch, the tiger is done.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 25, 2008, 04:02:19 PM
What about a tiger vs. bear?? Bears are pretty fast for their size.


That's also a good one, but it really depends on what bear...
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on February 25, 2008, 04:07:30 PM
polar/grizzly/black bear
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 25, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
polar/grizzly/black bear


I say a tiger would take a black bear, but a polar and/or grizzly bear could possibly fuck shit up.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: The Watcher on February 25, 2008, 05:10:59 PM
the tiger, for the simple fact that its a hunter. gorillas can move pretty quick, but it takes them a while to build up speed when they're running, tigers are quick from the get-go. unless the gorilla grabs the tiger straight away and chokes it, the gorilla has 0 chance
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Webby05 on February 25, 2008, 05:12:16 PM
gotta go with the tiger
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Webby05 on February 25, 2008, 05:13:27 PM
gotta go with the tiger

how about a bear vs a croc?
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Don Jacob on February 25, 2008, 05:41:16 PM
i think the tiger would win because , for one a tiger is too fast and agile for a gorilla. then you got to think, one punch from a gorilla wouldn't stop a tiger because they're use to getting power kicked by hoofed animals. plus instinctively a tiger would go for the throat/neck. then add that they have claws and a gorilla doesn't.....plus tigers can slay a male Lion. so tiger all day.



a polar bear vs tiger is a good one though. i doin't know how that one would end.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Bch on February 25, 2008, 05:51:47 PM
i got 1 a full grown elephant vs a Grizzly bear
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 25, 2008, 05:58:02 PM
i got 1 a full grown elephant vs a Grizzly bear




ur an idiot..... elephant will beat nething on the ground.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Bch on February 25, 2008, 06:00:40 PM
^^

they are truly the KINGS of the jungle


i just fed 1 at the san diego zoo shit was dope
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: BCG1 on February 25, 2008, 11:25:45 PM
Well this is close enough even though its not real, had me rollin' at the ending.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPlOoWrzWt8
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Don Jacob on February 26, 2008, 02:23:32 AM
fuck that shit, that's a leopard.

a lion would totally pwn a leopard and tiger could totally pwn  MALE lion, so i'm still convinced that a tiger would rip the face off of a gorilla.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Cheese on February 26, 2008, 02:25:21 AM
lol, I'd go for the gorilla. I think y'all underestimate the strength of a gorilla. Plus the fact that a gorilla is way more flexible, smart and able to climb.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Kill on February 26, 2008, 03:49:55 AM
I don't see how the gorilla would stand a chance. Y'all do know that gorillas are very heavy and compact, but that male gorillas very rarely grow larger than 5'9''? Of course it's not like an equally tall human vs. Tiger, but it's not as huge a difference as you'd tend to think it is. I doubt that the gorilla could do that much with one punch, unless he hit the tiger ex-fucking-actly in the most sensitive spot. If he wouldn't, he'd be dead meat before the fight really kicked off. And while gorillas do fight, the predator vs. herbivore (plant-eating fag) factor is not irrelevant either.

A tiger would fuck up any other cat and any primate. Actually, I think a tiger would fuck up pretty much everything.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: JAZ on February 26, 2008, 04:07:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfNN_GCAMs0


that tiger kicks the lions ass no homo.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Cheese on February 26, 2008, 06:19:31 AM
but that male gorillas very rarely grow larger than 5'9''? Of course it's not like an equally tall human vs. Tiger

A gorilla is about 15 times stronger than a human. Strength has nothing to do with length.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Kill on February 26, 2008, 12:00:43 PM
but that male gorillas very rarely grow larger than 5'9''? Of course it's not like an equally tall human vs. Tiger

A gorilla is about 15 times stronger than a human. Strength has nothing to do with length.

I said it's not the same, but the anatomy is similar, hence the way of punching someone is too. It's a technique of self-defense a gorilla can defend himself with quite well, but I think against a fucking tiger, it just won't do. Tigers might be an endangered species, but they're killing machines, some of the most intimidating killing machines of present times. They're predators, they're pretty damn big, they're fast as hell, they're quite intelligent, they can tear everything in their habitats limb from limb. I know I wouldn't fuck around with a Gorilla, but I'm very convinced that a tiger could.

(but of course the height thing is of minor relevance. I did think it was worth pointing out because I know a lot of people think Gorillas look down at the world from like 10 feet and that's clearly not true. In terms of height, the largest primates are tall humans)
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Bch on February 26, 2008, 12:29:19 PM
PWNED by a tiger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbbVxkMRqXA&feature=related
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: smegma on February 26, 2008, 12:37:58 PM
PWNED by a tiger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbbVxkMRqXA&feature=related

hahahaha

I expected the tiger to growl or something ;D
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on February 26, 2008, 12:45:31 PM
Gorilla has no shot against tiger.


Why do you say that? That's actually what I was thinkin at first, but my homie brought up some pretty good arguments for the gorilla. It would be a pretty good fight, IMO. I still say the tiger takes it, though.

I chose the tiger because I didn't have that homie of yours giving me all the info I needed. And it just seems pretty logical that a tiger would win because a tiger is a hunter, while a gorilla is a plant eating faggot.

What are the good points your friend gave you by the way?
Like Swangin and Bangin. :D
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on February 26, 2008, 02:40:19 PM
What about a tiger vs. bear?? Bears are pretty fast for their size.

we should have a gspot animal tournament!!!


make it happen
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 26, 2008, 10:37:41 PM
Actually, I think a tiger would fuck up pretty much everything.


You think a tiger would fuck up a polar bear? A rhino? An elephant? Those would be tough ones...
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Bch on February 26, 2008, 11:24:05 PM
the top predatory dominant animals in the animal kingdom goes as follows

1 elephant

2 tie between a 13 foot 900 lbs syberian tiger / rhino

3 polar bear ( they get pwned by killer whales though )

4 alpha male lion

5 silver back guerrilla


nothin fuckin with that list
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Kill on February 27, 2008, 01:43:43 AM
^ Guerrillas don't count. They got guns :)

Actually, I think a tiger would fuck up pretty much everything.


You think a tiger would fuck up a polar bear? A rhino? An elephant? Those would be tough ones...
Yes, they'd be tough ones, tougher than a gorilla. My assumptions:

Polar Bear: Plus-points on both sides. The tiger is quicker and more agile, the bear's bigger and heavier. It's hard to tell how they would fight. What might play a role is that cats are intelligent animals and bears are rather dull. Sure we're talking physical combat, but given that the animals are not acquainted with each other, I think the tiger would be likelier to detect a weak spot and use a more creative and intelligent fighting technique. But I wouldn't say that I could predict the outcome of that.

Rhino: Tough opponent too, but I see the tiger win. First, the rhino might be good at defending itself, but it's a herbivore. A tiger's a predator. I don't wanna repeat that ad nauseaum, but it's just an importnat point obviously. Also, the rhino is pretty clumsy too and I see a tiger find out how to handle it

Elephant: I've read that in India, there have been stories of tigers attacking elephants. I know that African elephants are still a bit bigger, but obviously they don't cross any tigers' path. Generally though, I think both animals avoid each other; the elephant being a very peaceful creature has no interest whatsoever in meeting killer cats and the tiger wouldn't consider anything that much bigger prey. Still, I think it's difficult for an elephant to fight...it could kill a tiger with its trunk (no shit, if they want to they can break anybody's neck with that), theoretically it could just stomp on it, but in a real combat situation an elephant is that much clumsier.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 27, 2008, 01:52:57 PM
^^Good analysis...However, I'm pretty sure tigers would only attack elephants in packs. My homie was tryna convince me that all these animals would likely take on a tiger. Dude is heavily underestimating cats.
Title: Re: Who would win this fight- Tiger vs. Gorilla.
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on February 27, 2008, 02:08:18 PM
 Don't under estimate how fast a brown bear (up to 35 miles per hr.) is and their highly agile too. But a good point being how smarter a cat would be. I personally think a brown or grizzly bear would take on a tiger however.