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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: NotoriousTDA on May 05, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
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I went outside on this beautiful day to skate and i had a swarm of black flies around my head. They kept flying into my eyes and i think i accidently inhaled a bunch of them.
I was probably outside for like 10 minutes and i couldnt handle it anymore. Fuck.This. Shit.
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Damn that's fucked up lol. Has anyone seen this crazy ass looking insect?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jerusalemcricket.jpg)
It's a Jerusalem cricket. Fucking scared the shit out of me when I saw one in my garage the other day lol
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i hate mosquitos
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I hate when you got them nats flyin' around. Cuz than people be thinkin' you ain't showered or somethang. Sittin' there waving your hand all in front of your face, like a dumbass.
And what the FUCK, that picture is nasty as hell. Bugs skeeve the shit out a nigga. Word? Just lookin' at them make you itch, wordd?
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Damn that's fucked up lol. Has anyone seen this crazy ass looking insect?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jerusalemcricket.jpg)
It's a Jerusalem cricket. Fucking scared the shit out of me when I saw one in my garage the other day lol
wtf?! that shit looks like a bee raped a cricket or some shit!!
I hate when you got them nats flyin' around. Cuz than people be thinkin' you ain't showered or somethang. Sittin' there waving your hand all in front of your face, like a dumbass.
And what the FUCK, that picture is nasty as hell. Bugs skeeve the shit out a nigga. Word? Just lookin' at them make you itch, wordd?
i know what you mean..shit is fucked up. when that happens to me, i just light up a cig and blow the smoke right at them and they gone!
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Damn that's fucked up lol. Has anyone seen this crazy ass looking insect?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jerusalemcricket.jpg)
It's a Jerusalem cricket. Fucking scared the shit out of me when I saw one in my garage the other day lol
wtf?! that shit looks like a bee raped a cricket or some shit!!
I hate when you got them nats flyin' around. Cuz than people be thinkin' you ain't showered or somethang. Sittin' there waving your hand all in front of your face, like a dumbass.
And what the FUCK, that picture is nasty as hell. Bugs skeeve the shit out a nigga. Word? Just lookin' at them make you itch, wordd?
i know what you mean..shit is fucked up. when that happens to me, i just light up a cig and blow the smoke right at them and they gone!
lol...yeah,thats what i do...
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Damn that's fucked up lol. Has anyone seen this crazy ass looking insect?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jerusalemcricket.jpg)
It's a Jerusalem cricket. Fucking scared the shit out of me when I saw one in my garage the other day lol
wtf?! that shit looks like a bee raped a cricket or some shit!!
I hate when you got them nats flyin' around. Cuz than people be thinkin' you ain't showered or somethang. Sittin' there waving your hand all in front of your face, like a dumbass.
And what the FUCK, that picture is nasty as hell. Bugs skeeve the shit out a nigga. Word? Just lookin' at them make you itch, wordd?
i know what you mean..shit is fucked up. when that happens to me, i just light up a cig and blow the smoke right at them and they gone!
lol...yeah,thats what i do...
hell yeah bro!! i dont even know why they follow me, i can be fresh out the god damned shower, not a drop of sweat on me, no cologne no nothing..step outside, a cloud of them lil pesky motherfuckers is like 20 feet away, then BAM! all around my fucking head. i could be chillin outside with my homies, and they just gravitate towards me and dont even bother them!! :grumpy: fuck em, and now is around the time when that shit usually happens.
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i hate when your riding your bike and a fuckin fat ass bug smashes on your visor and you wipe it off with your hand and then the bug juice is all over your hand and bike
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i hate getting nats stuck on my sweaty forehead when i'm playing basketball...even worse is when they fly directly into your eyeball.
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Eye hate insects but I've never had a big problem with them, sometimes they just gravitate towards certain people more than others. they had some study on that a couple years back i remember.
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Damn that's fucked up lol. Has anyone seen this crazy ass looking insect?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jerusalemcricket.jpg)
It's a Jerusalem cricket. Fucking scared the shit out of me when I saw one in my garage the other day lol
wtf?! that shit looks like a bee raped a cricket or some shit!!
I hate when you got them nats flyin' around. Cuz than people be thinkin' you ain't showered or somethang. Sittin' there waving your hand all in front of your face, like a dumbass.
And what the FUCK, that picture is nasty as hell. Bugs skeeve the shit out a nigga. Word? Just lookin' at them make you itch, wordd?
i know what you mean..shit is fucked up. when that happens to me, i just light up a cig and blow the smoke right at them and they gone!
lol...yeah,thats what i do...
hell yeah bro!! i dont even know why they follow me, i can be fresh out the god damned shower, not a drop of sweat on me, no cologne no nothing..step outside, a cloud of them lil pesky motherfuckers is like 20 feet away, then BAM! all around my fucking head. i could be chillin outside with my homies, and they just gravitate towards me and dont even bother them!! :grumpy: fuck em, and now is around the time when that shit usually happens.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i hate getting nats stuck on my sweaty forehead when i'm playing basketball...even worse is when they fly directly into your eyeball.
Oh hellz yeah, that shit sucks.
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i hate getting nats stuck on my sweaty forehead when i'm playing basketball...even worse is when they fly directly into your eyeball.
Oh hellz yeah, that shit sucks.
lmao, I know, that fuckin sucks.
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i hate getting nats stuck on my sweaty forehead when i'm playing basketball...even worse is when they fly directly into your eyeball.
Oh hellz yeah, that shit sucks.
lmao, I know, that fuckin sucks.
In my lifetime i've only had two flies actually directly fly into my eyeball, funny enough within the same year period back when i was like 12 or so....Sucks at the time badly.
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only things where I live that bother me are some fairly large spiders
some seasons you get them in your front yard making a web in front of your door
not complaining though, if I lived in Australia or some shit I'd really flip out
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oh yea the worst is walking threw a huge spider web. Knowing that the huge spider is on you somewhere and the webs are impossible to get off.
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Niggas don't get started on spiders.
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spiders aint bad, they eat those other pieces of shit, so they cool in my books. I got like 5 of em chillin in my bathroom lol.
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spiders aint bad, they eat those other pieces of shit, so they cool in my books. I got like 5 of em chillin in my bathroom lol.
clean ya fuckin bathroom, yo! lmao
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Fuck all spiders. I'll fuckin bug out if one of them motherfuckers is crawling on me. I completely lose my cool.
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Fuck all spiders. I'll fuckin bug out if one of them motherfuckers is crawling on me. I completely lose my cool.
I thought I was the only guy that's afraid of spiders.
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(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/spiders_small.jpg)
(http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg)
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^^^^^If I saw that shit in real life I might have a seizure.
spiders :monkey_piss:
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i hate getting nats stuck on my sweaty forehead when i'm playing basketball...even worse is when they fly directly into your eyeball.
A few years back I had just gotten out of a class and a gnat or some little bug flew directly into my eye. I can't stand bugs but when I'm out in public I gotta keep my cool. When I got to my car it was in the corner of my eye so I was able to just flick it out.
Another time I was sitting in class with my arm in my lap and feel something tickling and look down and it's a wasp. So I flicked him up off of me and he landed in some guy's back pack. I didn't make a sound but some of my friends had a good laugh at me spazzing out in the back.
Another time I had an 8am discussion and there's this big ass spider about 3 desks ahead of me (they were all empty) and he would climb along the armrest and onto the top of the chair then jump off to the next desk. He did this a few times so I'm sitting there contemplating on how to kill it. I had to take my notebook and smash him when he got to the desk right in front of me. I don't know about anybody else but I can feel spiders in the room. It can be pitch black and I'll know ones in there.
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^^^^^ That first picture of the GIANT Spider in the corner with bare other ones, it's making my stomach flip out. I can't stare at it for longer than 5 seconds.
I hate spiders too, in the UK we definatly don't get them as big as the one's in the US. But occasionally we have the creepy medium/large sized one hiding somewhere/crawling about the place. Don't you just hate it when they pretend they're dead and then they move again or something. Or when it knows your approaching it, it stands still DELIBRATLY, as you're about to attack it, it moves TOO fast.
Spider with small body + Long legs = Slightly creepy to watch move about.
Spider with Big Body + Long Legs = MY BODY FREEZES OVER IN FEAR.
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FUCK EM. >:( >:( >:(
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every morning when i look in my sink i got those potatoe bugs in there every morning. I wash them down every morning and they spend the rest of the day climbing the pipes for me to see them the next day. Little fuckin troopers
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whats patato bugs
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/127241924_a1c46bc9ba.jpg)
these fuckers
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Woah :O.
Get the Bleach son. It's time to eliminate them muthaphuckas
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spiders aint bad, they eat those other pieces of shit, so they cool in my books. I got like 5 of em chillin in my bathroom lol.
Your are buggin'. ;D
I would never be able to sleep.
I can't kill 'em either. I puts 'em in cups and let 'em outside, so it takes me hours and I mean hours to catch them. Cuz I'ma lil bitch. I see a spider and I want to cry.
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spiders aint bad, they eat those other pieces of shit, so they cool in my books. I got like 5 of em chillin in my bathroom lol.
Your are buggin'. ;D
I would never be able to sleep.
I can't kill 'em either. I puts 'em in cups and let 'em outside, so it takes me hours and I mean hours to catch them. Cuz I'ma lil bitch. I see a spider and I want to cry.
naw man they chillin. They usually die off themselves cuz they arent really eating anything.
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spiders aint bad, they eat those other pieces of shit, so they cool in my books. I got like 5 of em chillin in my bathroom lol.
Your are buggin'. ;D
I would never be able to sleep.
I can't kill 'em either. I puts 'em in cups and let 'em outside, so it takes me hours and I mean hours to catch them. Cuz I'ma lil bitch. I see a spider and I want to cry.
naw man they chillin. They usually die off themselves cuz they arent really eating anything.
Cover yo' ears. Them shits might crawl all up on your bed, or fall from the ceiling onto your bed. :-\
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I watched my cat eat a earwig the other day, then iI hit the bong and blew a toke at the cat. 8)
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spiders aint bad, they eat those other pieces of shit, so they cool in my books. I got like 5 of em chillin in my bathroom lol.
Your are buggin'. ;D
I would never be able to sleep.
I can't kill 'em either. I puts 'em in cups and let 'em outside, so it takes me hours and I mean hours to catch them. Cuz I'ma lil bitch. I see a spider and I want to cry.
naw man they chillin. They usually die off themselves cuz they arent really eating anything.
Cover yo' ears. Them shits might crawl all up on your bed, or fall from the ceiling onto your bed. :-\
i know i saw a big black one walk across my bed while i was watching tv. Scared the shit outta me. TRried looking for it but it was gone! Then i fell asleep.
I forget what the statistic is but like you supposively swallow a number of spiders each year while your sleeping
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^^^ It was something like 5 altogether in your life time or so. But i bet you no one's actually noticed themselfs eating a spider lol.
QT i know exactly how you feel lol. Except i can't put them in a cup. Too close for my liking.
Don't ya'll just hate it when you're chasing after a wasp / big ass spider, and it gets away, especially in your room. :-\ Fuck goin' to sleep with it still in the room, when you drop your guard that's when it really gets to work around your room :-X
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(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/spiders_small.jpg)
(http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg)
fuck that shit creeps me the fuck out
i would fuckin shoot those things with a paintball gun
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Shit is crazy. I heard that swallowing spiders was a myth becuz they are scared of your breathing. I heard they go in ya ears instead. And they have they taste buds on they legs and they don't like the taste of that lemon wood polishing shit. I sprayed that all over my walls and shit, a few months ago. ;D
And yeah, I hate that shit. One time I saw a spider on my wall, and I wanted to wake up a minute before I chased it so I closed my eyes for a straight SECOND an that bitch was gone. I got heated. I always get those FAST AS FCUK lil shits. They ain't little though, fuckin' HUGE muthafuckas. I chased one around the 4 corners in my room for 60 straight minutes until finally that fucka stopped movin', one time.
They is nasty lil fuckers.
And them pics is NASTY!
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yah man. Ill fuckin fight a bear before ill fuck with a spider lol
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yah man. Ill fuckin fight a bear before ill fuck with a spider lol
COT DAMN! who is that bitch in your sig?
See, little spiders dont scare me. The big ones kinda do. But spiders arent vicious or anything so theres nothing to be scared about. Be careful if its a black widow tho.......
(http://www.samford.edu/schools/artsci/biology/zoology/invertzoo-05f/powerline/Dorsal-Female-Black-Widow-(.jpg)
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yah man. Ill fuckin fight a bear before ill fuck with a spider lol
COT DAMN! who is that bitch in your sig?
See, little spiders dont scare me. The big ones kinda do. But spiders arent vicious or anything so theres nothing to be scared about. Be careful if its a black widow tho.......
(http://www.samford.edu/schools/artsci/biology/zoology/invertzoo-05f/powerline/Dorsal-Female-Black-Widow-(.jpg)
Reagan Gomez Preston. Remember the old show Parenthood with Robert Townsend?? Zarias all grown up now lol
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yah man. Ill fuckin fight a bear before ill fuck with a spider lol
COT DAMN! who is that bitch in your sig?
See, little spiders dont scare me. The big ones kinda do. But spiders arent vicious or anything so theres nothing to be scared about. Be careful if its a black widow tho.......
(http://www.samford.edu/schools/artsci/biology/zoology/invertzoo-05f/powerline/Dorsal-Female-Black-Widow-(.jpg)
I saw one of those in real life once. It creeped me out!
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^^^ It was something like 5 altogether in your life time or so. But i bet you no one's actually noticed themselfs eating a spider lol.
Actually, it's 6-7 per year...
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^^^ It was something like 5 altogether in your life time or so. But i bet you no one's actually noticed themselfs eating a spider lol.
Actually, it's 6-7 per year...
yah thats what I heard. Sick shit...
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yah man. Ill fuckin fight a bear before ill fuck with a spider lol
COT DAMN! who is that bitch in your sig?
See, little spiders dont scare me. The big ones kinda do. But spiders arent vicious or anything so theres nothing to be scared about. Be careful if its a black widow tho.......
(http://www.samford.edu/schools/artsci/biology/zoology/invertzoo-05f/powerline/Dorsal-Female-Black-Widow-(.jpg)
when i was in elementary school we was playing tball..the game was over and me and a couple homies went for a drink at the drinking fountain by our classroom. right next to the fountain there was (is??) a fence with a lot of brush, ivy, shit like that growing. i guess i musta brushed up against it..well, when im leaning over to get my water, my homie yells "A BLACK WIDOW IS ON YOUR GLOVE!! turns out that a black widow was chillin on my glove...while i still had it on!!! scared the shit out of me!! i quickly took that motherfucker off and stomped the shiiit out of it!! that black widow never saw the light of day again! haha
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jerusalemcricket.jpg)
For my "Raza" this is what our Parent's and their Parent's call "Niños de la Tierra"
translation "Children/Kids of the dirt" alot of Folklore involved with this Bug.
Because of their Alien/sorta Human looking face.
they are strong lil' fuckers. They strike so much fear to some peep's
that I made a 6'5 250llbs dude scream and jump over a fence because I had caught one inside a water bottle.
dude truly believed all the stories about this bug.. about it being very poison filled and deadly ect...
(in reality they have no poison they will just bite/pinch the shit outta you tho)
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if the bug is bigger than my thumb its scary. if its smaller, i dont mind.
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(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/spiders_small.jpg)
(http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg)
^ fuck that shit! I'd pass out if a spider like those landed on my head or some shit.
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dude fuck that shit. If i saw a spder that big i would shit myself.
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I got a crazy bug story. About 8 or 9 years ago I went with my parents and sister to Jamaica to visit our family. At the time we were all in our early teens so we were real gullible. Now there was a myth going on around out there about a bug called the night wasp that supposedly had a poisonous stinger that could kill you if it stung you. So one night while me and my cousin were chilling my sister had come back from somewhere with my aunt and my mother and was telling us about it. We were all paying so much attention to what she was saying that we didn't notice that a night wasp was kinda hanging out on the ceiling. So out of nowhere it flies over to my sister and stings her. When she realizes what it was she starts crying and screaming thinking shes slowly gonna die. Me and my cousin get so pissed we find the wasp and stomp the hell out of that motherfucker. I mean stomping this thing out like it was a person. My cousin was jumping off the bed and shit stomping on it on some old WWF shit. When we were finished it wasn't even like anything left of its body. It looked like some dust on the ground. So we're all distraught after we're done thinking my sisters still gonna die so hours go by and hours go by and shes still alright so we find out the legend is some bull. Now when I look back on it I laugh and think about how naive we were as kids.
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I got a crazy bug story. About 8 or 9 years ago I went with my parents and sister to Jamaica to visit our family. At the time we were all in our early teens so we were real gullible. Now there was a myth going on around out there about a bug called the night wasp that supposedly had a poisonous stinger that could kill you if it stung you. So one night while me and my cousin were chilling my sister had come back from somewhere with my aunt and my mother and was telling us about it. We were all paying so much attention to what she was saying that we didn't notice that a night wasp was kinda hanging out on the ceiling. So out of nowhere it flies over to my sister and stings her. When she realizes what it was she starts crying and screaming thinking shes slowly gonna die. Me and my cousin get so pissed we find the wasp and stomp the hell out of that motherfucker. I mean stomping this thing out like it was a person. My cousin was jumping off the bed and shit stomping on it on some old WWF shit. When we were finished it wasn't even like anything left of its body. It looked like some dust on the ground. So we're all distraught after we're done thinking my sisters still gonna die so hours go by and hours go by and shes still alright so we find out the legend is some bull. Now when I look back on it I laugh and think about how naive we were as kids.
that is a long ass comment.
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I got a crazy bug story. About 8 or 9 years ago I went with my parents and sister to Jamaica to visit our family. At the time we were all in our early teens so we were real gullible. Now there was a myth going on around out there about a bug called the night wasp that supposedly had a poisonous stinger that could kill you if it stung you. So one night while me and my cousin were chilling my sister had come back from somewhere with my aunt and my mother and was telling us about it. We were all paying so much attention to what she was saying that we didn't notice that a night wasp was kinda hanging out on the ceiling. So out of nowhere it flies over to my sister and stings her. When she realizes what it was she starts crying and screaming thinking shes slowly gonna die. Me and my cousin get so pissed we find the wasp and stomp the hell out of that motherfucker. I mean stomping this thing out like it was a person. My cousin was jumping off the bed and shit stomping on it on some old WWF shit. When we were finished it wasn't even like anything left of its body. It looked like some dust on the ground. So we're all distraught after we're done thinking my sisters still gonna die so hours go by and hours go by and shes still alright so we find out the legend is some bull. Now when I look back on it I laugh and think about how naive we were as kids.
that is a long ass comment.
But a good story none the less 8)
Good ol' Jamaica. Insects/Spiders wasn't a problem for me when i was down there. Naaa the Lizards were tryin' to spit game in my ear about they can hang around on the walls in the middle of the night in the house. Fuck no :-X Had to kill it.
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Damn that's fucked up lol. Has anyone seen this crazy ass looking insect?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jerusalemcricket.jpg)
It's a Jerusalem cricket. Fucking scared the shit out of me when I saw one in my garage the other day lol
naw thats a potato bug...had those growing up