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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: Nima - Dubcnn.com on June 05, 2008, 02:46:10 PM
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I just got off the phone with Battlecat and he sounded excited about his album, it's pretty much done, and he said he'll have a first leak from the album exclusively on dubcnn around next week!
we'll also be locking in for an in-depth interview before the album comes out, so be on the look out for that.
that's all i got for you right now, but check out his new official logo and a picture of him behind the boards below:
(http://i26.tinypic.com/20gnmyv.jpg)
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2lc00lk.jpg)
Shouts out to Amplified and D-Cat!
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the westcoast needs some battle cat shit. cant wait
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DAMN!!
FINALLY NIMA SOME NEWS ON BATTLECAT
cant wait for interview
cant wait for SINGLE
cant wait for THE ALBUM
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Hell ya! One of my favorite producers in the game. He needs more exposure. He is always consistent with the quality.
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is he gonna be rapping on it or just produced cuts for other rappers?
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is he gonna be rapping on it or just produced cuts for other rappers?
Yeah Cat will be rapping on here too...
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is he gonna be rapping on it or just produced cuts for other rappers?
Yeah Cat will be rapping on here too...
Hes gonna be on every song or hes getting other people to rap? Damn, the beats on this should be INSANE!!!
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Dope! One of my, if not my favorite producer! I am looking forward hearing the single!
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Dope! One of my, if not my favorite producer! I am looking forward to hearing the single!
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thats some great news 8)
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cant wait for it all!
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Dope! One of my, if not my favorite producer! I am looking forward to hearing the single!
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definetly my favourite producer of all time
It's about time !
Awesome news ! 8) :o ;D :rock: :raisetheroof: :cheers: :sun:
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DAM U JUST MADE MY DAY!! ;D I BET THAT ALBUM IZ GOING TO BE RIDICULOUS, GOOD LOOKN ON THA DAM GOOD NEWZ! 8)
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Good news Nima, can't wait for some new Battlecat. Dope! I hafta cop the new album.
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Sounds real good, i'll be waitin for the first single.
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Battlecat is dope! lookin forward to this A LOT.. cant wait.
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Let us know when's album out and where we can buy it !
ima buy one for sure !
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GEAT NEWS!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
thanks nima
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DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats Battlecat! Finally we hear his album.
@ Amplified
whats up with the greathest hits project??
To the Interview.. ask him what he thinks about his 1995 Album "Gumbo Roots" and the internet leak.
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@ Amplified
whats up with the greathest hits project??
To the Interview.. ask him what he thinks about his 1995 Album "Gumbo Roots" and the internet leak.
i was wondering the same
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BC POWDA!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :laugh:
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great news, props Nima 8)
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Ask Battlecat what it was like to work with Soopafly. They did some stuff together. Ask him if he feels intimidated to be in the studio with Soopafly since he is the #1 producer on the Westcoast right now. Ask if Soopafly taught him anything about producing and if they have any unreleased songs that he produced for Fly.
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Ask Battlecat what it was like to work with Soopafly. They did some stuff together. Ask him if he feels intimidated to be in the studio with Soopafly since he is the #1 producer on the Westcoast right now. Ask if Soopafly taught him anything about producing and if they have any unreleased songs that he produced for Fly.
who give a fuck ABOUT SOOPAFLY in a Battlecat topic
come on please open a soopafly topic and request an interview but dont break the balls here too
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Ask Battlecat what it was like to work with Soopafly. They did some stuff together. Ask him if he feels intimidated to be in the studio with Soopafly since he is the #1 producer on the Westcoast right now. Ask if Soopafly taught him anything about producing and if they have any unreleased songs that he produced for Fly.
Comedy
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Please note before reading this article that comedy is a very serious matter and should be treated as such. unless your brain is like Antons than its a sad hope to try and impress girls who would rather sex with an donkey.
Contents
* 1 What is Funny?
* 2 What is not funny?
* 3 Funny indicator
* 4 Universality
* 5 Example of a Joke
* 6 Proper Usage
* 7 Proper Response
* 8 Also See
* 9 Do Not See
[edit] What is Funny?
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|Biggest Joke Ever?
Please vote below or click here to see the results.
Your Mom
23
So's Your Face
9
So's Your Mom's Face
8
That's What She Said
50
The page on Kitten Huffing
12
Canned Bread
6
Russell Crowe
4
the French
12
Women's Rights
21
Jimmy Carter Getting Hit by a Peanut Truck
13
HeadOn
5
Anything Said by Eddie Izzard Ever
9
A bum strapped to a toaster
68
There were 240 votes since the poll was created on 08 May 2008 02:58:07 UTC.
[edit] What is not funny?
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Biggest Seriousness Ever?
Please vote below or click here to see the results.
I Know You are, You said You are, So What am I?
0
My Mom
1
The Alphabet
0
Big Trouble in Little China
0
Elephant Schlong tied to an Aeroplane and the elephant getting horny
0
your face
0
George W Bush(dumbass american)
2
There were 3 votes since the poll was created on 05 Jun 2008 23:58:05 UTC.
[edit] Funny indicator
This is a 10 level scale indicator of funnyness, created by professor Laughen M. I. Arsov in 2005. It goes by increasing with 0 being the lamest funny joke (probably made by your mom).
Level of funnyness Indication Code Description Example(S)
0 ... Something that is not even remolety funny (makes tumbleweed fly by). Most of the time being ignored. Your mom's jokes. Shakespearean comedy, David Letterman.
1 meh A very low, almost inexistant level of funnyness. Usually is being more stupid than funny. Best of Your mom's jokes, Oprah's jokes, Ancient Greek comedy.
2 um... haha? May seem a bit funny only in a company of complete morons (see oxymoron) or chimpanzees. Although sometimes even |chimpanzees will feel ashamed. Your mom's jokes being told by a famous comedian, George W. Bush's jokes.
3 heh Jokes that may usually make people smile a little. Or a lot, when they're on pot. Your mom's jokes heard when being on drugs.
4 hehe Some jokes that may make you launch a little laughing sound, but usually don't create even cramps. Your Mom jokes (not being told by your mom, actually), Russian Reversal jokes.
5 lol Jokes that often make you feel moderately funny, you do laugh and sometimes may cramp. Most jokes fall into this category. Any recent joke you heard from any person in the last 24 hours.
6 lmao Jokes that might be slightly funnier that regular jokes, with cramps and, sometimes, tears. Maybe funny enough to make a little bit of pee come out, but only closer to 7 on the scale, and if you've just had a Big Gulp. Your Mom jokes about your mom's jokes being told by a famous comedian.
7 rofl Some jokes that make you cramp, often cry and your face turns red. Uncontrolled emotions and sudden breaks of laughter are |possible. Watching The Simpsons.
8 roflmao These jokes make you shit blood and may be considered as lethal to Your Mom. Watching The Simpsons on drugs.
9 XD put to a 10-year treatment against such things as schizophrenia and personality split. Watching your mom watch The Simpsons.
10 a splode WARNING!! Even hearing these jokes in distance can make your head asplode. Not recommended for mixing with reading this article. Uncyclopedia, Oscar Wilde's quotes.
Their is a new movie coming out soon based on this scale called "catagory 11". Its about a joke used as a wepon of mass desrution!!!!!!!!
[edit] Universality
I have a white friend!!! =(!!!.
I have a white friend!!! =(!!!.
A lion and his mate share a moment of hilarity.
A lion and his mate share a moment of hilarity.
Comedy is a form of torture developed by NASA to prepare astronants for their journey into the depths of hell. But the question is "what is funny?" NASA has pondered for years and has finally developed a theory. To the subtle, sublime witticisms of Courtney Love, comedy is clearly a fundamental part of all life. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do the other trees laugh? Yes, they most assuredly do. If Lucille Ball throws a pie at Ricky's face and he ducks and it hits Ethel instead, does the audience laugh? Oh hell yeah; pie humor is so fucking amusing, try it sometime and see what happens.
Oh come here girly girl....I like them young!
Oh come here girly girl....I like them young!
While the microscopic life forms are very open FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYhave been known to carry out rather complex pranks on each other; iguanas, arguably one of the funniest life forms on the planet, have been observed making fun of chameleons 2 cages down, and even hosting entire comedy fests.
[edit] Example of a Joke
"Q: Why do small children cry all the time?"
"A: Because I rape them."
Example number 2
George W Bush
Example number 3
Kevin Rudd, Austrailan prime minister
The above is an example of a well-known joke, particularly popular among mothers, children and politically correct people. However the key to this joke's success is not just the joke itself, but the way it is told.
For maximum comedy effect, one must deliver the punchline with a hint of dead-pan aggression, as though you are being completely serious. One person who has been extremely successful at telling this joke is Michael Jackson, this is mostly due to the fact that he is actually telling the truth.
[edit] Proper Usage
The proper use of comedy is essential. Used improperly, it can easily backfire, potentially causing serious injury. See ATP. Comedy should be used where it is unexpected, but never where it is unwanted.
A shitty example of proper usage of comedy:
[edit] Proper Response
Shakespeare's comedy remains widely appreciated today for having been written by William Shakespeare.
Shakespeare's comedy remains widely appreciated today for having been written by William Shakespeare.
The proper response to comedy is, under ideal circumstances, a rapid exhilation of air, with a light application of the vocal chords on the outbreath. This produces the following noise: ha ha ha ha ha, or occasionally glug glug glug or achihi. Most people will find that this comes as a natural response if the comedy is actually funny, otherwise you may have to force the effect out of politeness. This may be required if comedy is being delivered as an after dinner speech, where the absence of laughter may be an embarrassing indication of ass-facedly assembled jokes.
Enough said...
Enough said...
[edit] Also See
* Mel Brooks
* Kitten huffing
* It's Politically Incorrect So It Must Be Funny
* Trying hard to be funny
* Comic duo
* [1] - a FROG story
* William Shakespeare, some guy who wrote funny plays
* Wikipedia
[edit] Do Not See
* AAAAAAAAA!
* Kirsten Dunst
* Republican National Convention
* Carlos Mencia (The guy,not the article)
* I <3 Huckabees
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Ask Battlecat what it was like to work with Soopafly. They did some stuff together. Ask him if he feels intimidated to be in the studio with Soopafly since he is the #1 producer on the Westcoast right now. Ask if Soopafly taught him anything about producing and if they have any unreleased songs that he produced for Fly.
who give a fuck ABOUT SOOPAFLY in a Battlecat topic
come on please open a soopafly topic and request an interview but dont break the balls here too
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Great news!
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Ask Battlecat what it was like to work with Soopafly. They did some stuff together. Ask him if he feels intimidated to be in the studio with Soopafly since he is the #1 producer on the Westcoast right now. Ask if Soopafly taught him anything about producing and if they have any unreleased songs that he produced for Fly.
who give a fuck ABOUT SOOPAFLY in a Battlecat topic
come on please open a soopafly topic and request an interview but dont break the balls here too
So we're not allowed to ask anyone about any other artists when they are getting interviewed? I remember just last Xzibit interview, they were asking him about all different artists he worked with. Is this not allowed anymore?
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Ask Battlecat what it was like to work with Soopafly. They did some stuff together. Ask him if he feels intimidated to be in the studio with Soopafly since he is the #1 producer on the Westcoast right now. Ask if Soopafly taught him anything about producing and if they have any unreleased songs that he produced for Fly.
who give a fuck ABOUT SOOPAFLY in a Battlecat topic
come on please open a soopafly topic and request an interview but dont break the balls here too
So we're not allowed to ask anyone about any other artists when they are getting interviewed? I remember just last Xzibit interview, they were asking him about all different artists he worked with. Is this not allowed anymore?
Hit Tha G-Spot! Kick back, drop jokes, share pr0n and chat about anything that doesn't belong elsewhere..
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if artists are not bother coming to him, he should go to them then. rappers are stupid if they dont work with battle cat
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No, Fly did do stuff with Battlecat, so I wanted to know how Battlecat felt working with Soopafly, and if they did more songs together that hasn't hit the streets yet. Then I get chastised for asking Battlecat a question about Soopafly. But yet, they just posted an Xzibit interview, where they asked him about Snoop, Dre, Alkoholics, King T, Strong Arm Steady, etc....and no one cared about that. Just because one particular person doesn't want to know about Soopafly doesn't mean the masses don't want to know. I think this interview would be missing a major integral part if he did not ask Battlecat something about Soopafly...it wouldn't seem complete.
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No, Fly did do stuff with Battlecat, so I wanted to know how Battlecat felt working with Soopafly, and if they did more songs together that hasn't hit the streets yet. Then I get chastised for asking Battlecat a question about Soopafly. But yet, they just posted an Xzibit interview, where they asked him about Snoop, Dre, Alkoholics, King T, Strong Arm Steady, etc....and no one cared about that. Just because one particular person doesn't want to know about Soopafly doesn't mean the masses don't want to know. I think this interview would be missing a major integral part if he did not ask Battlecat something about Soopafly...it wouldn't seem complete.
perhaps you should do your own battlecat interview ;)
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perhaps you should do your own battlecat interview ;)
I wish I could....i'm still trying to get the green light from Nima concerning my Soopafly interview I want to do with him.
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I wish I could....i'm still trying to get the green light from Nima concerning my Soopafly interview I want to do with him.
Mayne I love Soopafly, but stop talkin' shits about him in EVERY topic. Ya dig it?
***** please!
Back to Battlecat.
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the westcoast needs some battle cat shit. cant wait
word.
i hope ´cat keeps it west coast with his beats.
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Great news!
This will be the return of the Best Coast, bitches!
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Hope that talkbox is freshened up cuz we needs his shit in the game right now can I get an AMEN????
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DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats Battlecat! Finally we hear his album.
@ Amplified
whats up with the greathest hits project??
That was really supposed to be the first thing we were supposed to put out and kinda set up his new album, but it's harder when your trying to get a green light from all the different publishers.. still definitely trying to put it together.. this new record is the priority now though..
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I dont' want to hear Battlecat rapping at all. He should stick to and focus intensely on the production side of the music. There's already an excessive amount of weak rappers out there. No need to add to that list. Battlecat is NOT a rapper.
With that said, I'm excited to hear what he came up with on the musical side. It seems like its been a while.
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this is such good news. it's about time cat released another solo album. gumbo roots was awesome, and i know that cat will deliver again with his new release. now, to all these dudes sayin i hope cat keeps it west coast and talk about him rappin etc, i have one word for you. CHILL. this is one of the most prolific west coast producers of our time. i think he knows what the hell he is doing. i'm sure in creation of this album he was surrounded by some of the best talent from the west as well.
it's ok. everything will be fine. no need to go shitting your pampers ;D
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this is such good news. it's about time cat released another solo album. gumbo roots was awesome, and i know that cat will deliver again with his new release. now, to all these dudes sayin i hope cat keeps it west coast and talk about him rappin etc, i have one word for you. CHILL. this is one of the most prolific west coast producers of our time. i think he knows what the hell he is doing. i'm sure in creation of this album he was surrounded by some of the best talent from the west as well.
it's ok. everything will be fine. no need to go shitting your pampers ;D
Props homie!! He is the one who really supports west coast talents (rappers and producers)
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Any news on the single Nima ?
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this is such good news. it's about time cat released another solo album. gumbo roots was awesome, and i know that cat will deliver again with his new release. now, to all these dudes sayin i hope cat keeps it west coast and talk about him rappin etc, i have one word for you. CHILL. this is one of the most prolific west coast producers of our time. i think he knows what the hell he is doing. i'm sure in creation of this album he was surrounded by some of the best talent from the west as well.
it's ok. everything will be fine. no need to go shitting your pampers ;D
good stuff.. thank you...
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Props homie!! He is the one who really supports west coast talents (rappers and producers)
yessir 8)
good stuff.. thank you...
no problem, just keep postin those dope videos on you tube. i have a subscription ;D
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Right in time for the summer, can't wait to hear this!
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YAAAYYY ( LIL JOHNS VOICE)
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Right in time for the summer, can't wait to hear this!
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Sounds Tight! :D
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Sounds Tight! :D
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Any news ?
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Any news ?
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Any news ?
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Why does it alwayz take months and years for some battlecat ish to b put on here..even interviews.....i mean we aint heard no fresh shit from cat since the boo ya tribe album...come on now, put the b.c powda music out maaaan...his fans is dying to hear somethin...closest things we are gettin is words about his album and that's been happenin for years now...now its youtube videos of just talkin...we appreciate all that....but I feel west aint comin back if battlecat aint a front runner in everything that's going on...no disrespect to whoeva....but b.c defines the westcoast sound period-point-blank...I'm pretty sure we all agree...we lacking that sound that b.c powda sound that is.
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Why does it alwayz take months and years for some battlecat ish to b put on here..even interviews.....i mean we aint heard no fresh shit from cat since the boo ya tribe album...come on now, put the b.c powda music out maaaan...his fans is dying to hear somethin...closest things we are gettin is words about his album and that's been happenin for years now...now its youtube videos of just talkin...we appreciate all that....but I feel west aint comin back if battlecat aint a front runner in everything that's going on...no disrespect to whoeva....but b.c defines the westcoast sound period-point-blank...I'm pretty sure we all agree...we lacking that sound that b.c powda sound that is.
Amen ! ;D
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I'll see what's up with the track!
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got news ?
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got news ?
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got news ?
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I'll see what's up with the track!
Do you have any info Nima ?
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Nope, haven't heard anything!
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what ever happened to this album? Shelved? Would be a shame, true west coast fans need this to drop
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"...WOOOOO-HOOOOO!!!!....I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!!!!!...."
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what ever happened to this album? Shelved? Would be a shame, true west coast fans need this to drop
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I just got off the phone with Battlecat and he sounded excited about his album, it's pretty much done, and he said he'll have a first leak from the album exclusively on dubcnn around next week!
we'll also be locking in for an in-depth interview before the album comes out, so be on the look out for that.
that's all i got for you right now, but check out his new official logo and a picture of him behind the boards below:
(http://i26.tinypic.com/20gnmyv.jpg)
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2lc00lk.jpg)
Shouts out to Amplified and D-Cat!
great news.
but the picture is gay :D
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still waitin for change our lifes with this album :-\
come on Cat WE NEED U ! 8)
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thats fucked up!!!!!! Battlecat needs to drop this album... gumbo roots would sell a lot of units if he released it in 95. Now the same shit repeats....
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thats fucked up!!!!!! Battlecat needs to drop this album... gumbo roots would sell a lot of units if he released it in 95. Now the same shit repeats....
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It's a shame this never happened. Any news on the mixtape he was supposed to drop as well
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lol this is a stupid news
no single , no fuckin NOTHING
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Havent heard any news on this...
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Havent heard any news on this...
[/quotNot a good thing :'( :-\
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ok I'm def looking forward to this
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yeah here's an interview we did with battlecat a couple weeks ago, the mixtape should be coming this month and the album in early 09
http://www.zshare.net/audio/51385119eb72df3b/
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Battlcat Is Dope! Gumbo Roots Was Dope!.....Bout Damn Time He Put Something New Out!! 8) 8)
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yeah here's an interview we did with battlecat a couple weeks ago, the mixtape should be coming this month and the album in early 09
http://www.zshare.net/audio/51385119eb72df3b/
i would to believe in Santa Klaus
it should be the best gift this Christmas 8)