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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Ali Tha Great on August 18, 2008, 10:49:22 PM

Title: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Ali Tha Great on August 18, 2008, 10:49:22 PM
 :tosser:
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on August 19, 2008, 09:12:04 AM
its called "soccer"
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 19, 2008, 08:46:14 PM
its called "soccer"


LOL
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Johnny B on August 19, 2008, 09:19:48 PM
wtf, this is his 3rd thread related to "jerking it."
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on August 19, 2008, 10:21:53 PM
its called "soccer"


LOL

hahahah
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Furor Teutonicus on August 20, 2008, 05:01:58 AM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on August 20, 2008, 09:12:42 AM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*

at putting you asleep?
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 20, 2008, 09:24:03 AM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Ali Tha Great on August 20, 2008, 09:26:18 AM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it
lol...
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Chad Vader on August 20, 2008, 09:35:59 AM
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C4 to cover marathon masturbation session
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23185910-details/C4+to+cover+marathon+masturbation+session/article.do

Channel 4 is to screen footage from Britain's first ' marathon masturbation' event.
Hundreds of sexual exhibitionists - both male and female - are expected to attend the charity event in Central London early next month.
A 60-minute documentary, entitled W***athon, will follow in the autumn.
'We feel this is exactly the type of provocative and mischievous programming that Channel 4 should be covering in the 11pm slot,' said Andrew MacKenzie,
the broadcaster's factual entertainment commissioning editor.
'Masturbation is something many people do but it is something not many people talk about.'

But John Beyer, head of Mediawatch, which campaigns against 'offensive' issues in the media, condemned the planned broadcast.
He said: 'Channel 4 is a public broadcaster and, under the Communications Act, it should not carry material-which would cause public offence.
'[Broadcasting watchdogs] cannot do anything until people complain after the programme is shown,
so we are calling for Culture, Media and Sport Secretary Tessa Jowell to intervene.'

Scotland Yard said it was unlikely to intervene because obscenity laws 'were always a matter of interpretation'.
The W***athon is the brainchild of the San Francisco-based Centre for Sex and Culture, which holds similar events in the US to help safe-sex groups.
Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest
- the record is eight-and-a-half hours.
Faked orgasms are not allowed and competitors who break this rule three times can expect to be disqualified.  
However, the invigilators, who will also be naked, have not said how they expect to spot 'fakers'
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 20, 2008, 09:40:39 AM
^^Damn...even C4 is covering soccer now.
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: K.Dub on August 20, 2008, 09:42:50 AM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: smegma on August 20, 2008, 10:00:32 AM
its called "soccer"

lol!
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: "THE" MoSav on August 20, 2008, 01:17:24 PM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*

all those signs are obsurd. how does nebody c :P
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Furor Teutonicus on August 20, 2008, 02:21:13 PM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it

and you only say that because you're a ignorant American, one of many :o
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on August 20, 2008, 02:44:35 PM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it

and you only say that because you're a ignorant American, one of many :o

and where are u from??
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: h2k4 on August 20, 2008, 02:53:51 PM
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Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest - the record is eight-and-a-half hours.

 :o
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: WestCoasta on August 20, 2008, 03:28:13 PM
I hate soccer
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Johnny B on August 20, 2008, 03:33:25 PM
I hate soccer
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 20, 2008, 03:52:05 PM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it

and you only say that because you're a ignorant American, one of many :o


i don't really think you love jerking it because i'm american..
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on August 20, 2008, 03:55:30 PM
I hate soccer
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: WestCoasta on August 21, 2008, 12:12:17 AM
"ignorant American, one of many" 

shit cracks me up
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Furor Teutonicus on August 21, 2008, 01:42:28 AM
"ignorant American, one of many" 

shit cracks me up


why?
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: WestCoasta on August 22, 2008, 12:07:06 AM
"ignorant American, one of many" 

shit cracks me up


why?

why not, you're probably just one of those bandwagon types who thinks everyone from the US is the devil because your mom said so
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Furor Teutonicus on August 22, 2008, 01:35:48 AM
"ignorant American, one of many" 

shit cracks me up


why?

why not, you're probably just one of those bandwagon types who thinks everyone from the US is the devil because your mom said so

no, I don't think everyone from the US is devils. But there are some dudes (on this board)  who are prejudiced against Europeans, or who think America is the centre of the world and everything else sucks. I've been told most Americans are friendly and open-minded...
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Elano on August 22, 2008, 01:51:58 AM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it

and you only say that because you're a ignorant American, one of many :o

nik is a fuckin jewish  :P
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on August 22, 2008, 06:34:23 AM
can't we all just get along??  and watch the NFL?
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 23, 2008, 12:39:06 PM
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it

and you only say that because you're a ignorant American, one of many :o

nik is a fuckin jewish  :P


LOL@"a Jewish"...your mom has cancer, pussylips.
Title: Re: they should make jerking it a sport
Post by: Sccit on January 21, 2012, 09:40:54 PM
LMAO