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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Al Bundy on February 17, 2009, 12:41:03 AM
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A white guy rubs a magic lamp and a genie comes out, genie will grant him 3 wishes but there is a catch, anything he wishes for every black man will get 2, the man wishes for a Ferrari...genie responds now every black man in the world has 2 Ferraris, white guy then responds well for my 2nd wish i'll have a supermodel....poof to add to the ferrari the genie gives the man a supermodel, but adds now every black man has 2 supermodels. The man takes a second to think and then comes up with his final wish. "Genie, i want you to beat me half to death."
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HAHAA
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I always liked that "what's the difference between a corvette and a jew?" they both stop on a dime, but a jew picks it up
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you
done wrong?
Made her chain too long
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
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Lol
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LMAO at some of those women jokes, there were a few new ones to me in there 8)
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LMAO i got some off the top of my head
How do you stop a bunch of mexicans from rioting?
throw a quarter
who is the richest mexican?
the mexican that picked up the quarter
what do you call a black man having sex with a white woman?
rape!
what do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?
unemployed
A jew walks into a wall with a boner what happins?
his nose hits first
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream in the oven
how many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front 5 in the back and 1000 in the ashtray
what do you call a bunch of white people in a room?
a box of crackers
whats faster than a black man running down your street with your tv?
his brother in front of him with your vcr
how do you stop a bunch of niggers from fighting?
throw a basketball
how do you get a bunch of nigglets to stop jumping on the bed?
put vel crow on the sealing
how do you get them off?
tell the mexican kids they are pinatas
why do they have cotton in medicine bottles?
to remind niggers they picked cotton before they sold drugs
lol all those were from the top of my head i have some more but cant think of them
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What do you call a bunch of white kids in a school bus?
-A Twinkie
Why shouldn't you run over a Mexican on a bike?
-It might be your bike
What do you call a bunch of Mexican women in the rain?
-Gorillas in the mist
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
-A Jew dropped a penny down and ant hole
Why is there no Mexican Olympic team?
-All the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in America
What are the two most famous inventions from Poland?
-Ejection seats on helicopters and screen doors on submarines
What's the difference between a Mexican thats been hit by a car and a dog thats been hit by a car?
-There are skid marks in front of the dog
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From Gran Torino:
"A Jew, a colored guy and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says 'Get the fuck outta here!'"
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why did hitler commit suicide?
he saw his gas bill
what does sperm and blacks have in common?
one in a million works
what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
lol im not racist btw
How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Enough lol
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LMAO. +1 to everybody. Although the one with the Jew and the pizza was fucked up.
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haha props to everyone i got some good laughs :bandit:
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
lol im not racist btw
How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Enough lol
hahahhah ohh my god.
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Heard my 1st Obama joke today: Guy1: "Have you heard Obama's going to be raising taxes on aspirin?" Guy 2: "Why?" Guy 1: "'Cause it's white and it works." LOL, doesn't really make much sense, but I thought it was pretty funny.
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Heard my 1st Obama joke today: Guy1: "Have you heard Obama's going to be raising taxes on aspirin?" Guy 2: "Why?" Guy 1: "'Cause it's white and it works." LOL, doesn't really make much sense, but I thought it was pretty funny.
lol you dont get it? he's saying obama is raising taxes on working white people
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Heard my 1st Obama joke today: Guy1: "Have you heard Obama's going to be raising taxes on aspirin?" Guy 2: "Why?" Guy 1: "'Cause it's white and it works." LOL, doesn't really make much sense, but I thought it was pretty funny.
lol you dont get it? he's saying obama is raising taxes on working white people
Yeah, I got that :laugh: But, it's not true (so that's why I said it doesn't make sense).
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Whats the cuban national anthem ?
Row Row Row your boat.
Whats long and hard on a black guy ?
The third grade
Whats it say at the top of a ladder in poland ?
Stop
What does the bottom of a can of coke say in poland ?
Open other end
How did the Nazi's take Poland so quick ?
The marched in backwards and the polish thought they were leaving
How do you get a one armed pollack hanging from a tree down ?
Wave to him
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some of these are hillarious
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haha
these are off the top of my head
whats the difference between dead babies and a corvette?
i dont have a corvette in my garage
how do you hide a black guys food stamps?
you hide them under the job applications
how do you stop an al-qaeda tank?
you shoot the guy pushin it
whats the difference between a mexican and a park bench?
the park bench can support a family
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It's night and a guy is walking into the woods with a little girl, dragging her by the arm. "Mister, I'm scared," says the little girl. "Ha," says the man, "you're scared?! I gotta walk back outta these woods by myself!"
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whats the difference between a redneck and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of 4
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how do you get a nigger down from a tree?
you cut the rope
what's three things a nigger can't get?
a black eye, a fat lip, or a job
how do you keep a nigger from drowning?
take your foot off his head
Two niggers walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn White for $15." The two groids turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill. Since neither one of them has exactly $15, they can't figure out how they can both get turned White.....finally one of them has a stroke of genius.
"You take $20 and go in there and get turned White, then when you come out you can give me your $5 change and then I will have $15 and I can get turned white, too!"
"You bet, dawg," says the other bootlip, and he goes inside.
Only 10 minutes later, the nigger comes out - blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie.
The first nigger says, "Man, holy shit, I can't believe it, you are really White! Hurry up and give me that $5 so I can do it too!"
"Fuck you, nigger, get a job!"
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I like my women like i like my whiskey......................12 years old and mixed up with coke
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^ LOL!! +1
I always thought this one was pretty bad:
What do you get when you cut open a dead baby?
A hard on!
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this is an old one...
What do you do after having sex with a 7 year old girl?
turn her around and pretend she is a 7 year old boy
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some absolute classics in here.
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Whats the differrence between a black man and a bicycle?
If you put a chain around a bicycle it wont sing old man river
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco
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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
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Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
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How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos
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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
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What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.
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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.
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Why don't mexicans bbq?
The beans fall through the little holes.
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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken
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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family
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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
A miracle.
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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
Bean Dip.
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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.
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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
Jail Break.
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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)
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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
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What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it's probably yours!
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Why are Mexicans so short?
When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.
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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
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Haha im not racist i just found some of these funny, plus no one busted out the mexican jokes yet ::)
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lol jesus i could barley find any funny white people jokes :-\
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
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^ yeah me and my friends tried to look for "White" jokes like a year ago and never found any either... always found that funny lol
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Kind of ridiculous to be honest. I, myself am not racist. I am from a small town in upstate New York. And after all these years of saying how i am not racist, i have to confess. I am so goddamn racist. But i can't stand it, i fucking hate dirtbag white people. The area i live in has been in a recession WAY before all this economy bullshit. We aren't even feeling the effects that everyone else is, cause you know what? Shit hasn't changed here in like 50 years. There are STILL no jobs. People are STILL fucking dirtbags. And there is really no hope for the future of this area.
Ok so maybe i am just spazzing out like always :-* But just for the record, i am white, but i am not a dirtbag. And by "dirtbag white people" i don't mean poor people. I mean the dirtbags who live in DISGUSTING apartments WHICH they raise their CHILDREN in. Dirtbags who think getting wasted and doing drugs infront of their children is cool.(Talking really young children) And i could go off for like 30 minutes on the 'people' who live around here but i won't.
Also - Im not sure this is true..But i was talking with some guy the other day and he said the highest percentage of child molesters or something is in THIS area in upstate NY. Not sure if this is true but i wouldn't doubt it. There are tons of inbred mother fuckers who walk the street here.
:scarface:
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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)
Made me LMAO.
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Whats the differrence between a black man and a bicycle?
If you put a chain around a bicycle it wont sing old man river
thats so fucked up but had me crying
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Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
- Acne comes on a kids face AFTER he turns 14
Why did the Mexicans only bring 8,000 men to attack the Alamo?
- They only had 2 trucks
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
- They both come on little crackers
Whats better then winning the gold medal in the Special Olympics?
- Not being retarded
What do you call an Indian dating service?
- Connect the dots
A sexy girl walks into a bar and sits down. A guy at the bar says, "wow, youre gonna get fucked tonight". She replies, "how do you know?". The guy says, "cus Im stronger then you"
A lonely guy walks into a brothel. He tells the Headmistress he only had $10 to his name. After some consideration, she takes him to a room at the end of the hallway. Inside is a chicken. He gives it some thought, and figures he might as well get his moneys worth, and fucks the chicken. A week later he comes back, he's only got $5 this time. She takes him to another room at the end of the hallway. Inside, a cluster of men are jerking off to a view of the next room, through a one-way mirror, a man is fucking a disgustingly obese woman. Off-handedly he remarks, "thats pretty fucked up". One man hears his comment and replies, "Thats nothing! Last week some guy was fucking a chicken!"
A man runs into Hitler. Surprised to see him, he asks Hitler what he's up to. Hitler responds, "this time Im going to kill 6 million Jews, and 2 clowns!"
The man- "Two clowns? Why are you going to kill 2 clowns??"
Hitler- "You see, nobody cares about zee Jews"
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whats the difference between a bench and a glack guy..
the bench could support a family
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Whats better then winning the gold medal in the Special Olympics?
- Not being retarded
lol my favourite
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a man had 20.00 and he wanted some pussy so he went down to the local whore place to get some.He asked the first girl how much she charged she sid 40 and he asked the next girl she siad 40 so he kept going down and finally he gets to this stall with this old lady in it and he says hiow much and she says 20 so he goes in and puts it in and he goes this is not good and she goes go away a minute and I wil make it feel like young pussy and so he turns his back and after a few seconds she says come here and he turns around and sticks himself in her again and he goes this feels good what did you do?
she says pick the scabs and let the pus run.............
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Fucking ew. That was NOT funny queen. :puke:
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hahahah very funny to me...................... :bandit:
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How do you know when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house?
The big hand touches the little hand.
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What do McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
-They both stick their 40 year old meat into 12 year old buns
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you
done wrong?
Made her chain too long
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
lmaoooo whata fag u must be, I didnt even get offended at those women jokes but analyzing them from a psychological point of view was fucking funny LMAO! Thats pretty much how it starts.. did u notice that PRETTY MUCH ALL ur jokes were about women? everyone else has a little variety but u just blast out lol
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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
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Haha im not racist i just found some of these funny, plus no one busted out the mexican jokes yet ::)
WTF..lOL....gta part is funny though.
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you
done wrong?
Made her chain too long
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
lmaoooo whata fag u must be, I didnt even get offended at those women jokes but analyzing them from a psychological point of view was fucking funny LMAO! Thats pretty much how it starts.. did u notice that PRETTY MUCH ALL ur jokes were about women? everyone else has a little variety but u just blast out lol
lol i know they were, dont get me wrong i love women but some most of them are true in some form. haha :D
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you
done wrong?
Made her chain too long
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
lmaoooo whata fag u must be, I didnt even get offended at those women jokes but analyzing them from a psychological point of view was fucking funny LMAO! Thats pretty much how it starts.. did u notice that PRETTY MUCH ALL ur jokes were about women? everyone else has a little variety but u just blast out lol
It's an offensive joke thread, no need for deep psychological analysis. Where's your analysis on all the racist jokes?
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
lol im not racist btw
How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Enough lol
Paul won it with this post. LOL
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a man had 20.00 and he wanted some pussy so he went down to the local whore place to get some.He asked the first girl how much she charged she sid 40 and he asked the next girl she siad 40 so he kept going down and finally he gets to this stall with this old lady in it and he says hiow much and she says 20 so he goes in and puts it in and he goes this is not good and she goes go away a minute and I wil make it feel like young pussy and so he turns his back and after a few seconds she says come here and he turns around and sticks himself in her again and he goes this feels good what did you do?
she says pick the scabs and let the pus run.............
ive never heard a sicker joke in my life...
you must be talking from a life experience
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The Audacity Joke :-X
This guy's going at it hard, hitting that pussy missionary and beating that shit up. Then he flips her around and hits it doggystyle. He glances down at that tight asshole and decides he's going to get him some anal. He quickly thrusts his dick in and moves in and out before she scoots forward and exclaims, "Where the hell do you get that audacity to stick it in my ass?" The man replies, "Where the hell does a 4 year old learn the word audacity?"
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The Audacity Joke :-X
This guy's going at it hard, hitting that pussy missionary and beating that shit up. Then he flips her around and hits it doggystyle. He glances down at that tight asshole and decides he's going to get him some anal. He quickly thrusts his dick in and moves in and out before she scoots forward and exclaims, "Where the hell do you get that audacity to stick it in my ass?" The man replies, "Where the hell does a 4 year old learn the word audacity?"
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The Audacity Joke :-X
This guy's going at it hard, hitting that pussy missionary and beating that shit up. Then he flips her around and hits it doggystyle. He glances down at that tight asshole and decides he's going to get him some anal. He quickly thrusts his dick in and moves in and out before she scoots forward and exclaims, "Where the hell do you get that audacity to stick it in my ass?" The man replies, "Where the hell does a 4 year old learn the word audacity?"
OMG... ROFL
that's grimey
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one time a girl told me she wanted to do something dirty to me so she sucked my dick, licked my balls all the way to my ass crack and started eating out my ass... then she kissed me in the mouth :laugh:
no offensive just dirty as fuck lol
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The Audacity Joke :-X
This guy's going at it hard, hitting that pussy missionary and beating that shit up. Then he flips her around and hits it doggystyle. He glances down at that tight asshole and decides he's going to get him some anal. He quickly thrusts his dick in and moves in and out before she scoots forward and exclaims, "Where the hell do you get that audacity to stick it in my ass?" The man replies, "Where the hell does a 4 year old learn the word audacity?"
haha wow
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This little girl walks into the bathroom where her mother is taking a shower. She pulls the curtain back and steps in with her. As she looks up at her mom's breasts she asks, "Mommy, when do I get THOSE?" Her mother laughs and replies, "Honey, you're too young to worry about that, now let mommy finish her shower so she can go to work." Half an hour goes by and the little girl walks into the bathroom again, this time her father is in the shower. She steps inside with him and looks up at his penis and asks, "Daddy, when do I get THAT?" Her father quickly replies, "As soon as your mother leaves for work."
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This little girl walks into the bathroom where her mother is taking a shower. She pulls the curtain back and steps in with her. As she looks up at her mom's breasts she asks, "Mommy, when do I get THOSE?" Her mother laughs and replies, "Honey, you're too young to worry about that, now let mommy finish her shower so she can go to work." Half an hour goes by and the little girl walks into the bathroom again, this time her father is in the shower. She steps inside with him and looks up at his penis and asks, "Daddy, when do I get THAT?" Her father quickly replies, "As soon as your mother leaves for work."
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hahahahahah ohhh my god. I feel bad for laughing at that ::)
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This little girl walks into the bathroom where her mother is taking a shower. She pulls the curtain back and steps in with her. As she looks up at her mom's breasts she asks, "Mommy, when do I get THOSE?" Her mother laughs and replies, "Honey, you're too young to worry about that, now let mommy finish her shower so she can go to work." Half an hour goes by and the little girl walks into the bathroom again, this time her father is in the shower. She steps inside with him and looks up at his penis and asks, "Daddy, when do I get THAT?" Her father quickly replies, "As soon as your mother leaves for work."
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hahahahahah ohhh my god. I feel bad for laughing at that ::)
How do you make a 6 yr old girl cry twice?
-fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick off on her teddy bear...
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^ LMFAO!