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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Jaydc555 on February 26, 2009, 05:00:43 PM
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Hahah i just was looking at some of the funny ass threads on here and thought this could be a chance to hear some funny ass shit.I guess we cant tell whos going to be truthfull who just says shit for fun but whatever either way im sure it will get some laughs.Im sure floydness will chip in with that time she got double teamed by a goat and mickey rourke.
Anyways for me i can think of a few incidents.One time i was dating this bitch( I use that word because thats exactly what she is) and the aprtments i lived in at the time had a seperate building with a indoors pool.So once every once in a while we go in there have some fun this one time though we are the changing room together and im like hold up I have to take a piss.So she says piss me on.Im like what the fuck?She gets in the shower squats down and says piss on me.Im like fuck if i care where my piss goes so i take my dick out and start pissing on her.i didnt want to get her face so i pissed on her chest but she leans down with her mouth and drinks the shit.Needless to say Im not with this bitch anymore.
Another time my bitch is on the rag and well ill be honest i dont really give a fuck a little blood never hirt nobody so im like lets fuck.But whats fucked up is this time she stops halfway takes my dick out and sucks the fucking blood off my dick.Needless to say i was pretty shocked but said fuck it stuck my dick back in and went about my business.
One more incident me a girl and her friend all did e now this happened before and i ended up getting with both but this time the other girl didnt feel like it but my girl and are horny as fuck off the e.This is when i was younger and still lived at home so the girl couldnt leave the room since she was high.So i was like heres a movie i threw on army of darkness(shout out to bruce campbell) and she laid next to us while we fucked on the same bed as i didnt have a chair in the room.If you ever fucked on e you know it goes on forever the movie ended and i was still fucking but my girl had cummed so much that she generated a wet spot that getting bigger and bigger until it touched the other girls legs on the bed and she freaked and wanted us to stop.So i told her to get the fuck out or shut up.So I put on another movie and kept going about my business.
Yes i know im a nasty motherfucker.In a related story that first girl i talked about we had several sex videos together and after we broke up i threw a party and showed half the town the video on my tv.Im a vindictive bastard
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thanx a lot asshole, here I am writing in ur thread trying to make u feel better and here u are posting about me getting fucked by a goat.. I see great things in the future for u! ::) ::) :( >:( ;D 8)
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and btw the chicks uve hooked up with are just like u - a sick fuck.
see what I mean by the laws of attraction?? LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE
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Hahahahahaha.I just did that for laughs and to get a rise out of you.no harm done.I was going to write queen but thought you could use some teasing
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And that isn't true because I've gone out with plenty of wholesome girls as well.girls that are too shy to even kiss in public.
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My last girl didn't even like doggystle because she found it degrading.and I liked her a lot more then those other bitches
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My last girl didn't even like doggystle because she found it degrading.and I liked her a lot more then those other bitches
yet sucking her period blood of ur dick isnt lo..thats some fucked up shit
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That wasn't the same girl obviously.
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those are both retarded girls.. A GIRL WHO WONT FUCK DOGGY BECAUSE OF THE POSITION AND A GIRL WHO SUCKS BLOOD OFF UR DICK! WOWOWOWOW
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Some of us have had multiple partners you know lol
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Yeah well there are a lot of crazy women in this world.
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yeah and even crazier dudes.. I duno whos more off the rocker girls or guys ??? ??? ???
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I'd say were all crazy.
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Let's hear some stories you bastards!or are you all virgins still?everyones too busy jerking off to porn to get some themselves ha ha.
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:-X
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I dont have any stories that disgusting. Congrats homie, youre the grossest one on the forum lol
btw....you aint had to put Floydness on blast like that. If she wanted to be pissed on, thats her business ;D
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i bet those girls were fucking ugly
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Those were entertaining stories. I banged a chick a few months back that was on the rag...the bed looked like a crime scene afterwords (her bed, not mine). I also banged 2 different chicks in the same night a few weeks ago without showering in between. So that was fun.
And last week I met this chick with pink hair and pink eyebrows. Cool as fuck. Total raver chick, PLUR'd out, had like 6 or 7 piercings and is a model for a fetish magazine. Apparently she's into "Horns and Halos". I had no idea what that meant, so I looked it up and I guess its something like she likes dressing up as either like angellic or demonic when she has sex...I don't know maybe someone can shed some light on that for me, lol. She has a website but I don't remember the name, but I'm hoping to do some freaky ass shit with her in the near future :pimp:
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They were not my friend.its amazing what daddy issues can do to a girl.
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Haha I feel you.definitely hook up with that chick raver chicks are usually some freaky girls.I aint the best looking person in the world but I aint ugly niether.I find the hottest girls are usually the most insecure go figure.its all about how you talk to them.I can make any girl laugh within two minutes of talking to her.humour and confidence go a long way.I've been with over 40 women so I mean of course I would encounter a few freaks along the way.I've got a couple more stories that are pretty funny after a few other people share ill tell them
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man that is some disgusting shit
and a chick that doesnt do doggy cause its degrading? lol
i havent done that much freaky stuff, but i've fucked in appartment blocks with windows open, fucked on a beach, fucked in a night club, shit like that. nothing nasty though, i know people that are into S&M and shit, but that stuff is fucking disgusting
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I can make any girl laugh within two minutes
pull your pants up next time, Im sure thatll help... ;D
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man that is some disgusting shit
and a chick that doesnt do doggy cause its degrading? lol
i havent done that much freaky stuff, but i've fucked in appartment blocks with windows open, fucked on a beach, fucked in a night club, shit like that. nothing nasty though, i know people that are into S&M and shit, but that stuff is fucking disgusting
yah, the most ive done is fucked in public. I aint into fuckin a female on her period, that shit is nasty. And S&M, im cool on that shit too. I'll tie a bitch up...but i aint into beatin the shit out of her lol
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Hahahahahaha that was good daygo props.one time I let a chick tied me up then she left for like an hour.she was mad at me for something did but didn't knew she knew.I'm not into s and m but ill choke and slap a chick during sex when she likes it.some girls are just like that it turns them on.some like being called names some like it when you fuck their face crazy shit.fucking in public is fun.one time my girl are I fucked in a family washroom at a mall and when we opened the door their was a line up of familes ha ha.one other time I don't know how it happened but we were fucking in a field and then the condom somehow fell off and we couldn't find it.three days later I found it in my shoe
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I dont have any stories that disgusting. Congrats homie, youre the grossest one on the forum lol
btw....you aint had to put Floydness on blast like that. If she wanted to be pissed on, thats her business ;D
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OMFG UR SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!! LMFAO!!!
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great thread! 8)
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:banana:
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Come floydness share a story.
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Hhahahahaha, awesome.
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I dont have any stories that disgusting. Congrats homie, youre the grossest one on the forum lol
btw....you aint had to put Floydness on blast like that. If she wanted to be pissed on, thats her business ;D
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OMFG UR SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!! LMFAO!!!
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glad u could appreciate it ;)
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This didn't happen to me but I read this story in my campus newspaper today and I think it fits.
There was a party up at rez on night. Lots of drinking... typical college party. Anyway the morning after the party the author wakes up and sees his roommate is in obvious discomfort. He asks him what's wrong and is told that his friend finally had sex with the short bombshell from down the hall but she was really drunk and bit quite hard on his dick. He tells the author if this doesn't get better you'll have to take me to the hospital later. So he takes his friend to the doctor and his friend asks the doctor "Doc what is going to happen to my penis?" the doctor replies professionally without cracking a smile " It's Going to Fall Off" then burst into laughter and gave him antibiotics to stem off possible infections ( that must mean she broke skin ... god damn i can't imagine the pain.) .
Funny thing is they went out after that for about 4 months. I don't think I could forgive any girl for biting my dick.
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I'd say were all crazy.
I hear .....HIVSSSSSS.... :laugh:................................. :'(
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I did it on railroad tracks,that is how I ended up preggo w/twins.......
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I did it on railroad tracks,that is how I ended up preggo w/twins.......
Boxcar Meg
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lol^^^^^^^^^ ;D :D ;) :)
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Come floydness share a story.
lol I duno about that one.. sharing a crazy sex story on dubcc... lol... :-X
Ill tell u what though, this one time I was at a friends house and she was throwing a mini kicback.. my friend was super fucked up off of something and when I came into the room where everyone was she was laying some girl down on the bed eating the girl out.. then her bf licks his fingers and starts fingering her (in front of everyone) and the girl literally was just laying down in this ugly purple dress with her hairy snatch all exposed and what not with this little smirk on her face lol.. then at one point she opened her eyes, looked at me and said "who r u?" and I started laughing.. then this girl smoked a bowl of tweek.. TRUE story.
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Come floydness share a story.
TRUE story.
dont lie.....were you the boyfriend? :-X
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I have fucked bitches on the rag. Its nasty but i can deal. I haven't done to many gross things equivilant to 2 girls 1 cup shit but....
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Come floydness share a story.
TRUE story.
dont lie.....were you the boyfriend? :-X
yes.. my name is william.. ::)
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Come floydness share a story.
TRUE story.
dont lie.....were you the boyfriend? :-X
yes.. my name is william.. ::)
hey William...
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why hello there my little mermaid!!
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this thread is hilarious ;D
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Hahahahahaha I want to hear more stories.even if their just funny sex stories.
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I had anal sex with a chick once. I sometimes had sex with my ex-girlfreind when she was on her period.
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Haha.my best friend is from peru and he went there for a month.this was like 6 or 7 years ago.we both both on msn and almost like simultaneously we were like guess what I fucked a chick in the ass last night lol
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I had anal sex with a chick once.
i see u made SURE to put that in there lol
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One time I was at a club in Boston and I saw this cute little portuguese chick standing by herself. She had DSLs and was wearing like a school girl outfit. I was already at least 10 vodka and limes deep. So I started talking to her and I ended up in an alley way with her and I banged her raw dog right in a busy alley way. That may not be gross but I thought it was gross when my boy did the same exact thing to the same girl a week later in the same spot. I did get tested after thank you.
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haha damn some gangsta shit goin on in here
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I had anal sex with a chick once. I sometimes had sex with my ex-girlfreind when she was on her period.
"what an ass you are." :laugh:
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I've done a lot of things that a lot of people think is nasty that I don't. Like when I'm long term with somebody and we have a consistent sex life, there's no part of each other we don't put ours mouths on....just is so....gotten head in public, have had sex with girls on their period....sometimes...SOMETIMES they're especially horny during this time...
-T
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*waiting for someone to come and admit they took a dump on their ex-girlfriends chest*
I'll be patient.
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Ha ha ha^.I agree for some reason some girls get really horny on their rag
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yeah thats some crazy shit
Ha ha ha^.I agree for some reason some girls get really horny on their rag
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This thread needed a bump.I'm hoping sikotic has something to share
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Another time my bitch is on the rag and well ill be honest i dont really give a fuck a little blood never hirt nobody so im like lets fuck.But whats fucked up is this time she stops halfway takes my dick out and sucks the fucking blood off my dick.Needless to say i was pretty shocked but said fuck it stuck my dick back in and went about my business.
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you fuck a bitch during her period?damn..you sick..and she´s even sicker...
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Its only blood,like I've said before I don't mind a little ketchup on my frank and beans.The best part is when you look down at your dick going in and out as the blood comes out it kinda makes you feel big like fuck yeah I'm making this bitch bleed,I'm the fucking man!
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To add on to that.During this time I used to keep a poster of Jesus hanging up on my ceiling above my bed so he could watch me to do all these fucked up acts.Of course I don't believe in Jesus but still the thought is their.And no I am not joking
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*waits...
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I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
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I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
I dont know what you're talking about sikotic but that's pretty crazy man. That kid probably hates his mom now
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That kid will be in therapy for the rest of his life.His earliest memories are of his mum getting worked over by a guy wearing a white doctor coat and nothing else as she screams give me the suppository!
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In hindsight, I should of refused, but I was 19 and horny so I just gave into the bitches offering of pussy lol. I still feel bad about it, I'm not gonna lie.
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I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
I HAVE YET TO FUCK/EVEN LOOK AT A BITCH THAT A KID/S :stir:
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tickled a girl's pussy with my moustache.
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I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
I HAVE YET TO FUCK/EVEN LOOK AT A BITCH THAT A KID/S :stir:
Keep it that way. All that shit is not worth nutting for 7 seconds.
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I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
I dont know what you're talking about sikotic but that's pretty crazy man. That kid probably hates his mom now
like QT
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thought you liked them single females wit kids sik?
I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
I HAVE YET TO FUCK/EVEN LOOK AT A BITCH THAT A KID/S :stir:
Keep it that way. All that shit is not worth nutting for 7 seconds.
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I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
I HAVE YET TO FUCK/EVEN LOOK AT A BITCH THAT A KID/S :stir:
Keep it that way. All that shit is not worth nutting for 7 seconds.
blasphemy
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thought you liked them single females wit kids sik?
I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
I HAVE YET TO FUCK/EVEN LOOK AT A BITCH THAT A KID/S :stir:
Keep it that way. All that shit is not worth nutting for 7 seconds.
Nah man, I'm just fucking stupid. I've learned my lesson though.
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Hahahahahaha that was good daygo props.one time I let a chick tied me up then she left for like an hour.she was mad at me for something did but didn't knew she knew.I'm not into s and m but ill choke and slap a chick during sex when she likes it.some girls are just like that it turns them on.some like being called names some like it when you fuck their face crazy shit.fucking in public is fun.one time my girl are I fucked in a family washroom at a mall and when we opened the door their was a line up of familes ha ha.one other time I don't know how it happened but we were fucking in a field and then the condom somehow fell off and we couldn't find it.three days later I found it in my shoe
lol homie i dont care what these guys say if i was in the same position as you in any of those situations i would have done the same exact shit. ive fucked on periods, been tied up, and all sorts of shit i just dont feel like typin it all up. props to u homie. im a sick mofo if she went dont to suck the blood off i wouldnt care. id put some whipped cream on it and make it a strawberry swirl.
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I've still yet to find a girl that will let me perform a strawberry shortcake on her aka cum on her face then punch her in the nose.That's my one last thing I have yet to do in my fantasy list
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I've still yet to find a girl that will let me perform a strawberry shortcake on her aka cum on her face then punch her in the nose.That's my one last thing I have yet to do in my fantasy list
LOL just keep lookin man they didnt come up with that name from nothing u no.
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Its only blood,like I've said before I don't mind a little ketchup on my frank and beans.The best part is when you look down at your dick going in and out as the blood comes out it kinda makes you feel big like fuck yeah I'm making this bitch bleed,I'm the fucking man!
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Yeah I know I'm fucked up I can't help it.Everyone always tells me I have the wit of a rapist
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Yeah I know I'm fucked up I can't help it.Everyone always tells me I have the wit of a rapist
homie the only thing keepin me from raping is the law nothing else.
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Yeah I know I'm fucked up I can't help it.Everyone always tells me I have the wit of a rapist
homie the only thing keepin me from raping is the law nothing else.
amen brother
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not gon lie tho, them ones are the best ones (close to the best of the best)
thought you liked them single females wit kids sik?
I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
I HAVE YET TO FUCK/EVEN LOOK AT A BITCH THAT A KID/S :stir:
Keep it that way. All that shit is not worth nutting for 7 seconds.
Nah man, I'm just fucking stupid. I've learned my lesson though.
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Yeah I know I'm fucked up I can't help it.Everyone always tells me I have the wit of a rapist
homie the only thing keepin me from raping is the law nothing else.
That's stopping a lot of guys from doing that lol.
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Fuck that weres your sense of adventure,its called fog aka a rapists curtain.Or if you can't wait for a foggy night step your rape game up and buy a smoke machine.I think outside the box when it comes to forcing my way in the box
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LMFAO @ rapist curtain. Greatest thing I've heard all day.
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haha sounds like you might have made the local (canadian local) news wit some of the stuff that youve done-box included
the news didnt hit this part of killaforn tho
Fuck that weres your sense of adventure,its called fog aka a rapists curtain.Or if you can't wait for a foggy night step your rape game up and buy a smoke machine.I think outside the box when it comes to forcing my way in the box
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Jay, you lived in surrey? I fucked my ex at the scott road station parking lot on top of someone elses car, after she came back from England. LOL. my first frat party at UBC, 3 of my buddies and I walked into an orgy AHAH did not participate though. I fucked once when a girl was on her period, was disgusted, never doing it again. Never done anal in my life don't plan to any time soon either. lolol not that freaky when it comes to sex.
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Yeah I'm actually in surrey right now,newton to be exact
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Im in Delta right now, North to be exact.
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This thread should be in the classic G spot index.
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Man, yawl be off into some serious shit.
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i was in Bali with a few mates bout 3 years ago, i was slaughtered and we ended up at this bar. I was on a high cause i'd fucked this stunning English broad the night before and was looking to keep my good form going. Anyway can't remember too much but my mate said this average looking 50 year old bird walked into the bar, she looked at me, i gave her a wink and then she grabbed my hand and walked me out. That simple lol
Next thing i know im fucking this geriatric in my hotel room and i remember my stomach being sore and i was in dire need of a shit :-X. I think i may have shit on her a little while i got up and ran to the bathroom. In the bathroom i proceeded to shit on everything but the toilet...walls,bath,floor, i may have even got the roof it was that bad.
Can't remember a thing after repainting the bathroom. I awoke the next morning to the sounds of people at the pool bar, i was laying on a sunlounge out in the open for all to see with balinese tattoos drawn all over my body, smelling like shit and wearing nothing but my underwear.
My boys were disgusted with me, but we all have a laugh about it now
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This thread needed to be bumped
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i doubt alot of ppl here are sexually active.
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i was in Bali with a few mates bout 3 years ago, i was slaughtered and we ended up at this bar. I was on a high cause i'd fucked this stunning English broad the night before and was looking to keep my good form going. Anyway can't remember too much but my mate said this average looking 50 year old bird walked into the bar, she looked at me, i gave her a wink and then she grabbed my hand and walked me out. That simple lol
Next thing i know im fucking this geriatric in my hotel room and i remember my stomach being sore and i was in dire need of a shit :-X. I think i may have shit on her a little while i got up and ran to the bathroom. In the bathroom i proceeded to shit on everything but the toilet...walls,bath,floor, i may have even got the roof it was that bad.
Can't remember a thing after repainting the bathroom. I awoke the next morning to the sounds of people at the pool bar, i was laying on a sunlounge out in the open for all to see with balinese tattoos drawn all over my body, smelling like shit and wearing nothing but my underwear.
My boys were disgusted with me, but we all have a laugh about it now
I like this guy.
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I wish I had something really crazy to share.
Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was fuck a chick while her son was sleeping right next to us. I hope he was a sleep. I told the girl that we should go in her living room, but she wanted it right on the bed next to the little kid's bed. I had a hard time keeping my shit up because I was paranoid the kid would get up and see me fucking his mom. I'm not into fucking with some kid's mind just because his mother is a whore lol.
Yeah I've been through that too except we were doing it in the same bed as the kid. I think her daughter was having nightmares while we were doing it lol Also once I fucked this chick while a few people were in the room. But everyone was so drunk nobody gave a fuck lol. Then another girl lied right next to us & said "don't mind me" lmao
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i doubt alot of ppl here are sexually active.
Lmao