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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Kool Beenz on May 12, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
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41 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child
01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral.
02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich."
03. Your family dog understood Italian.
04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family.
05. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout.
06. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven.
07. You thought killing the pig each year and having salami, capacollo, pancetta and prosciutto hanging out to dry from your shed ceiling was absolutely normal. (Wow, that's really Italian!)
08. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday, and laughed at the commercial for Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day.
09. You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.
10. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.
11. You thought everyone's last name ended in a vowel.
12. You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.
13. Your mom's main hobby is cleaning.
14. You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in stores.
15. You thought that everyone made their own tomato sauce.
16. You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.
17. You ate your salad after the main course.
18. You thought Catholic was the only religion in the world.
19. You were beaten at least once with a wooden spoon or broom.
20. You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your hand.
21. You can understand Italian but you can't speak it.
22. You have at least one relative who came over on the boat.
23. All of your uncles fought in a World War.
24. You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frank, Joe or Louie.
25. You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.
26. You have relatives you don't speak to. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
27. You drank wine before you were a teenager.
28. You relate on some level, admit it, to the Godfather and the Sopranos. I maka a meata ball you can't refuse! ...forrgetttabbboutit! badda bing!
29. You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it.
30. Your grandparent's furniture was as comfortable as sitting on plastic. Wait!!!! You were sitting on plastic.
31. You thought that talking loud was normal.
32. You thought sugared almonds and the Tarantella were common at all weddings.
33. You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and money stuffed in their pockets by their relatives.
34. Your mother is overly protective of the males in the family no matter what their age.
35. There was a crucifix in every room of the house.
36. Wakes would be held in someone's living room.
37. You couldn't date a boy without getting approval from your father. (Oh, and he had to be Italian)
38. You called pasta "macaroni".
39. You dreaded taking out your lunch at school.
40. Going out for a cup of coffee usually meant going out for a cup of coffee over Zia's house.
41. Every condition, ailment, misfortune, memory loss and accident was attributed to the fact that you didn't eat something.
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LMAO the mexican faggot is pissed :D
:laugh:
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not really your just asking for beef
i never thought you were one of the Eurofags until now...
i have no idea why you decided to hop on my cock for
i guess Ocho Cinco's swag has been rubbing off on you huh?
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(http://www.painetworks.com/photos/gv/gv0975.JPG)
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make me some pizza and have Roon3ys homies deliver it in their race cars
(http://blogs.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/food/italian.jpg)
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Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
The beans fall through the little holes.
Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos
Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.
What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken
Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
How do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
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oh it's on
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mexican police >>>>> Italian police
(http://data1.blog.de/blog/m/mgfgtg/img/Girl-in-Boot.jpg)>>>>>>>>>>>>>(http://images.loqu.com/contents/652/673/image/3/jc/Police%20Cars%209.jpg)
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LMAO the mexican faggot is pissed :D
i thought he said he was cuban ??? im not italian but my mom came here by boat whats your point. whats wrong with your mom loving u ??? whats wrong with making your own wine & moonshine ???
:laugh:
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this is a.g.'s brother (one of the 30s)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fW_q8QHYwC4/SbJgc-9d-8I/AAAAAAAAAUQ/d4nifcoonhs/s320/disguised-as-a-car-seat-723637.jpg)
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hurry up and post all your racist mexican pics already so your shit can get played out
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hurry up and post all your racist mexican pics already so your shit can get played out
:'(
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This thread made me LOL!
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Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
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Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
he can't go around dissing the europeans,a.g. is a fuckin mexican :loser:
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Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
he can't go around dissing the europeans,a.g. is a fuckin mexican
and?
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Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
he can't go around dissing the europeans,a.g. is a fuckin mexican :loser:
your a fuckin italian
we almost are the same people but yall speak a fucked up version of spanish
Spanish>Italian
go play soccer, faggot
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Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
he can't go around dissing the europeans,a.g. is a fuckin mexican :loser:
your a fuckin italian
we almost are the same people but yall speak a fucked up version of spanish
Spanish>Italian
go play soccer, faggot
are u spanish or mexican cause soccer is big in both those countries ???
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yall are fuckin idiots
im not a mexican from mexico
im Chicano
a mexican/american
here for fucks sakes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicano
i dont like illegal immigrants just as much as the next man also...
Krasnoe really has his head up his ass
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Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
he can't go around dissing the europeans,a.g. is a fuckin mexican :loser:
your a fuckin italian
we almost are the same people but yall speak a fucked up version of spanish
Spanish>Italian
go play soccer, faggot
go swim with your family in the rio grande,stupid alien
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Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
he can't go around dissing the europeans,a.g. is a fuckin mexican :loser:
your a fuckin italian
we almost are the same people but yall speak a fucked up version of spanish
Spanish>Italian
go play soccer, faggot
go swim with your family in the rio grande,stupid alien
LMAO you fat Italian piece of shit doesn't offend me dude
im not a wetback
just quit while your ahead dude
your stupidity is what makes this funny
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elanos stupidity is what makes him a cancer to this board. the guys brings nothing but the worst insults and spammed articles from other hip hop sites.
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winner gets a green card
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Krasnoe is so dumb that he actually thinks people like him
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Krasnoe is so dumb that he actually thinks people like him
and you are so fuckin idiot that you have to post on every fuckin thread
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elanos stupidity is what makes him a cancer to this board. the guys brings nothing but the worst insults and spammed articles from other hip hop sites.
:'( :'(
i wish you a big fat cancer :-*
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Awww did I hurt your feelings wop?
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Awww did I hurt your feelings wop?
SURE,I FEEL SO BAD NOW :'( :'(
damn you are a true web though guy
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another thing elaine can relate to:
(http://www.thirdeyehealth.com/images/my-true-story-my-colorectal-cancer-a-gift-and-a-teacher-to-me-30732.jpg)
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another thing elaine can relate to:
(http://www.thirdeyehealth.com/images/my-true-story-my-colorectal-cancer-a-gift-and-a-teacher-to-me-30732.jpg)
i'll buy you an ice cream.
you are rough and though yishgay :loser:
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I'm only 1/4 Italian, and I always, ALWAYS eat salad after the main course.
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yall are fuckin idiots
im not a mexican from mexico
im Chicano
a mexican/american
here for fucks sakes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicano
i dont like illegal immigrants just as much as the next man also...
Krasnoe really has his head up his ass
your still a wetback wanna be spic
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yeah an illegal that hates illegals
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usually illegals try to help eachother out you dumb wigger
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yeah an illegal that hates illegals
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usually illegals try to help eachother out you dumb wigger
someones catching feelings diss me again in a hour u pincha tu a mae
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Elano is already hella fucking ugly leave him alone
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you're both douchebags lol.
but it's AG>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Elano
all day. anyday.
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another thing elaine can relate to:
(http://www.thirdeyehealth.com/images/my-true-story-my-colorectal-cancer-a-gift-and-a-teacher-to-me-30732.jpg)
i'll buy you an ice cream.
you are rough and though yishgay :loser:
boohoohoo, elaine says i am though, boohoohoo.
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Elano is already hella fucking ugly leave him alone
you've never seen a pic of myself,a part from the fake ones posted by robert de negro di merda :sshh:
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you're both douchebags lol.
but it's AG>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Elano
all day. anyday.
You should fuck with a.g.
It will be interesting for the science,an horse face and a mexican midget......damn..... :puke:
(http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/horseface.jpg)
(http://lostinasupermarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/corona01.jpg)
the science needs this kind of experiments :D
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don't mess with Elaine or you will have to deal with me :baseballbat:
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Elano is already hella fucking ugly leave him alone
you've never seen a pic of myself,a part from the fake ones posted by robert de negro di merda :sshh:
So you really dont look like Smeagle?
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tha g-spot is all good baby
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Krasnoe can relate to the guy on the floor cus thats what usually happins when he plays soccer
(http://www.nohomo.net/modules/gallery/albums/No_Homo_Sport/img/090401104035_sport23.jpg)
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Krasnoe can relate to the guy on the floor cus thats what usually happins when he plays soccer
(http://www.nohomo.net/modules/gallery/albums/No_Homo_Sport/img/090401104035_sport23.jpg)
and you can relate to these fuckin aliens
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/262461540_81cc2c191f.jpg)
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FAILED
try again fatso
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FAILED
try again fatso
i know its sad to see your relatives on the rio grande like that :D
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go eat some meatballs you fucking wop
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go eat some meatballs you fucking wop
go steal something,your parents are starving
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Go Jerk off to soccer highlights I know you loved watching dudes running around in shorts and their dick and balls slapping around.Fucking fruitcake stop going down on your mum while she's on the rag that isn't marinara sauce
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Go Jerk off to soccer highlights I know you loved watching dudes running around in shorts and their dick and balls slapping around.Fucking fruitcake stop going down on your mum while she's on the rag that isn't marinara sauce
no,i'm about to watch a porno with your mother and some animals
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Wow your so creative.You'd think you could at least copy and paste some better insults guido
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Wow your so creative.You'd think you could at least copy and paste some better insults guido
YOU talk about being creative ? :D
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Even roccy has better English then you and he's so retarded he spent 3 years dating a skeleton he stole from biology.which floydness was jealous
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Even roccy has better English then you and he's so retarded he spent 3 years dating a skeleton he stole from biology.which floydness was jealous