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DUBCC - Tha Connection => Outbound Connection => Topic started by: Hellīs Angel on August 09, 2009, 03:59:58 PM
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you choose.
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"I call them April Babies, cuz they fools. hehehehe" - Lil' Wayne
anyway, i don't think you can say the "best" one ever, but there are some good ones.
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"no its not H to the Izzo, but, I push buddens like JAy should have did joe"--crooked
after PRoof was jumped in maimi, ja rule and fatal made a song where Ja rule said
"...and I got proof.....GET IT, I GOT Proof"
i hate ja rule but THAT was a funny line
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"Now these pussy niggaz putting money on my head
Go on and get your refund motherfucker, I ain't dead" -50 CENT
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One I've got stuck in my head at the moment: "you know I hate jakes / they mad 'cause I get pape / I'm large like the great lakes / with drug spots in eight states." Big L was a sick fuck.
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"Now these pussy niggaz putting money on my head
Go on and get your refund motherfucker, I ain't dead" -50 CENT
that line gives me chills yo! 8)
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Lil Wayne's verse in "Uh Oh" is full of some awesome punchlines:
Uh-ohh! You did it, now, you gotta get it
Weezy F is in yo' buildin, I will step, on yo' buildin
From the steps, of my buildin, raise hell, hell's risen
Call me young Raekwon, I'm a Chef in Hell's Kitchen
Flow, sweet as devil's food, I eat angels for dinner
Call me what'cha want, I don't give a finger in the middle
I'ma hold it down and blow up, the anchor is the missile
When I say we got them brrrrrrrrrr! I ain't tryin to whistle
Longbody Maybach, it make me feel so little
I'm ballin on the suckers and I won't pick up my dribble
Retarded on the beats, sick, I spit hospitals
And she couldn't stand under my umbrella if it drizzled
My pimp game proper, my inf' aim proper
So run and I will hit you like Jeremiah Trotter
Yessuh! Call me, young Carter
My leather so soft and I be stunt'n like my da-da
Ya dig?
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"So run yo mouth, I'ma spark a group of things
And you gon die talkin like Martin Luther King"
- Cyssero
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Lil Wayne's verse in "Uh Oh" is full of some awesome punchlines:
Uh-ohh! You did it, now, you gotta get it
Weezy F is in yo' buildin, I will step, on yo' buildin
From the steps, of my buildin, raise hell, hell's risen
Call me young Raekwon, I'm a Chef in Hell's Kitchen
Flow, sweet as devil's food, I eat angels for dinner
Call me what'cha want, I don't give a finger in the middle
I'ma hold it down and blow up, the anchor is the missile
When I say we got them brrrrrrrrrr! I ain't tryin to whistle
Longbody Maybach, it make me feel so little
I'm ballin on the suckers and I won't pick up my dribble
Retarded on the beats, sick, I spit hospitals
And she couldn't stand under my umbrella if it drizzled
My pimp game proper, my inf' aim proper
So run and I will hit you like Jeremiah Trotter
Yessuh! Call me, young Carter
My leather so soft and I be stunt'n like my da-da
Ya dig?
that was such a FRESH verse. 8)
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8)
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I got, slugs for snitches
no love for bitches
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"Aint nuffin to it cock it, bang it, get rid of that
hit his fitted cap
he wont get a chance to twitter that
My ruger sing a song bullets humm to you
you better have god with u when i come to you" - 50cent
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whole hit em up, and hit em up 2(unreleased)
and biggie you nobody till somebody kills you whole song
eminem- superman whole song
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Lil Wayne's verse in "Uh Oh" is full of some awesome punchlines:
Uh-ohh! You did it, now, you gotta get it
Weezy F is in yo' buildin, I will step, on yo' buildin
From the steps, of my buildin, raise hell, hell's risen
Call me young Raekwon, I'm a Chef in Hell's Kitchen
Flow, sweet as devil's food, I eat angels for dinner
Call me what'cha want, I don't give a finger in the middle
I'ma hold it down and blow up, the anchor is the missile
When I say we got them brrrrrrrrrr! I ain't tryin to whistle
Longbody Maybach, it make me feel so little
I'm ballin on the suckers and I won't pick up my dribble
Retarded on the beats, sick, I spit hospitals
And she couldn't stand under my umbrella if it drizzled
My pimp game proper, my inf' aim proper
So run and I will hit you like Jeremiah Trotter
Yessuh! Call me, young Carter
My leather so soft and I be stunt'n like my da-da
Ya dig?
::)
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"Niggaz try to be the king but the ace is back"
Game over.
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"Niggaz try to be the king but the ace is back"
Game over.
indeed.
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"Bitch stop trippin, hoes stop actin boosie, Imma fuck you from the back and let my chain slap your booty" Messy Marv ;D
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Chino xl has so many punchlines i couldnt even begin to know where to start.Just go listen to his albums and pick your jaw up from the floor every 30 seconds.
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Chino xl has so many punchlines i couldnt even begin to know where to start.Just go listen to his albums and pick your jaw up from the floor every 30 seconds.
yes lol.
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You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
- Cassidy
Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..
I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans
So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan
I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up
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"Im no new jack/but im so nino" - 50cent
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You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
- Cassidy
Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..
I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans
So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan
I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up
i miss Papoose. :'(
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You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
- Cassidy
Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..
I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans
So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan
I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up
i miss Papoose. :'(
What ever happened to Pap?
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You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
- Cassidy
Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..
I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans
So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan
I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up
i miss Papoose. :'(
What ever happened to Pap?
he's trapped in my basement because i didn't want him to drop an albm
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I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady :D :D
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album :D :D
A new tyrannical force for you to fear
Known to kill and keep human ears as souvenirs
A shape shifter face slitter, paper getter
Tape your sister, rape your sister
Make your sister take it in the face
And if you're facing us, block off a 30 block radius
I throw more blows than boxing Dr. Octavius
Apathy :)
Army of the Pharaohs we never make love songs
we finger fuck bitches with freddie kruger glows on
Celph Titled
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'Saw my necklace and started relaxin, Now thats what the fuck i call a chain reaction' - Jay Z
'Ask Beavis i get nothin But-head' - Big L
'You aint no lead nobody followed you, You was never shit your mother should have swallowed you' - Big L
'I light up trees like everyday is christmas' - Banks
'I got the fame name plus the doe, Between your legs and your chin is a few places my nuts could go' - Banks
'I aint here to make frineds just cuts and checks, I got a long ass pump thatll blow your stupid ass up the steps' - Banks
Big L got punchlines for days, Fab has some dope ones as well. Kiiss got a lot and basically any other east coast rapper lol
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The beavis and buthead line is probably my favourite Big L line, along with "I'm so ahead of my time my parent's haven't met yet"
(On the remix of 'Rehab') "Six pairs of fresh kicks, thats my definition of 12 steps" - Jay-Z
"It would be Jeniffer Lopez, and Puffy you know this. I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside of her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it aint mine!" - Eminem, who is the master or longer or more complex punchlines rather than just a one liner.
"Chika chika chika Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies, in a mercedes benz with the windows up when the temp goes up to the mid eighties" - Eminem
"I'm harder than me trying to park a dodge, when I'm drunk as fuck, right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage" - Eminem
"Both hands on the 9 like a quarter to ten" - Crooked I
"The gun on my nose look like pinnochio lying" - Crooked I
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You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
- Cassidy
Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..
I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans
So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan
I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up
i miss Papoose. :'(
What ever happened to Pap?
he just disappeared, i don't know what homie is up to. :-X
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"I been doin this since Eminem was cool with his mama" - Cory Gunz
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Coldest punchline:
'But this is a mans world, u niggas keep fuckin with Kiss,
Ima see to it you visit your mans bitch' - Jadakiss
Too soon, too soon...
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don't quote me boy cuz I ain't said shit-Eazy E
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Try to follow how every punch line hits
Like Chris Brown's fist in the face of Rihanna
In this industry im trying not to get
raped like 2pac in jail
-Chino Xl
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new Papoose, for those who's been missing him :P
http://dotgotit.blogspot.com/2009/08/dj-kay-slay-ft-va-heard-of-us-remix.html
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In this industry im trying not to get
raped like 2pac in jail
that was cold.but they squashed the beef.
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In this industry im trying not to get
raped like 2pac in jail
that was cold.but they squashed the beef.
its really "BY this industry, i'm trying not to get fucked, like 2pac in jail"
not raped
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Papoose's Military Grind been 'coming soon' since June, prolly even earlier. On the local radio, weeks ago, son said he got the album done. Here's my thoughts....He got the album done??? What the fuck?
Anyways..
Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays
- Biggie
I rip up, swell your lip up, it's a stick up
Make put your hands on your head like you was doin sit-ups
Lost Boyz and DPG causin trouble
we out of control like involuntary muscle
- Canibus
In jail CO's walk around like zookeepers
My niggas been to the board more than a schoolteacher
You would've thought he swallowed cement
The way I had him shittin' bricks
- Papoose
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"ima show you wata genius is you little punk ur on my nuts more than my own penis is." - Locksmith
"Life's a bitch but god-forbid the bitch divorce me" - Nas
"You may be the king but the Ace is back" - Dr. Dre (Jay-Z :P)
"Ill punch u so hard in ur balls even ur sperm will come out wit black eyes" - Locksmith
and the first verse of AZ's Uncut Raw is filled wit punchlines
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"Like a foot doctor, I have you staring at de-feat" - Papoose
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(eazy-e) bow down bow wow the big downs in town and
them guts is the only thing a brother pound
big L- i use break locks with a crow bar i wasn't poor
i was po i couldn't afford the O,R
BIG-L- i knocked out so many teeth i tooth fairy went bankrupt
big L- filled him with so much lead he could use his dick for pencil
big L- i blew his brains out on the street now you see what he was just thinking
nas- i squeeze nipples like pimples to get the puss
eazy-e - throw him the trunk with other punk smoking deathrow like Philly blunt
eazy-e beat that ass up now call me kurupt
b-real- i got cube melting in a tray pulling up his card and fucking up his good day
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Big Pun - "Watch Those"
"Put my foot so far up your ass
the sweat on my knee'll quench your thirst
{OOOOOH! *long slurrrrrrrp* .. "Thanks Pun!"}"
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Big Pun - "Dream Shatterer"
"Ay-yo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team
Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden
I'm carvin' my initials on your forehead
So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head
Reverse that, I curse at the first wack nigga with the worst rap
Cuz he ain't worth jack
hit 'em with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap
Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack
hand him his purse back
I'm the first Latin rapper to baffle your skull
Master the flow, niggaz be swearin' I'm blacker than coal
Like Nat King, I be rapping and tounge's packing
The ones, magnums, cannons and gatling guns
It's Big Pun! The one and only son of Tony...Montana
You ain't promised manana in the rotten manzana
C'mon-pana we need more rhymers
feel the marijuana snake bite anaconda
A man of honour wouldn't wanna try to match my persona
Sometimes rhymin' I blow my own mind like Nirvana
Comma, and go the whole nine like Madonna
Go try to find another rhymer with my kinda gramma
CHORUS -- When you awaken, your manhood'll be taken
Fakin' like you Satan when I'm the rhymin' abomination (2x)
I'm pure adrenaline, uncut, straight to your gut, medicine
Raw cure for pain I coat your brain like polyurathane
Simple and plain, I'll explain it in layman terms
If you came to learn how to make fire, I'm-a make it burn!
Higher and hotter than lava this scholar
is 'bout just as smart as MacGyver
To put honor inside the heart of a lion
revolved in a life of crime (crime!)
Fuck it I like the shine (shine!), Up in the white and lime (lime!)
Comes with the pipe design
Plushed out! (No doubt!) Both pockets about to bust out
If you not in it for the spinach, GET THE FUCK OUT!
Take a hike, we can even battle to make it right
Go 'head lace the mic, you finished? Say good night...
Head to head in the street, I'll leave you dead in your feet
Settlin' beef, I'll even let you rhyme to the Benjamin beat
But it won't matter, you dreams still gon' shatter
It's a long ladder to climb and mine is on the stagger
So get outta town, 'fore I hit you
with the loudest sound you ever heard
Desert bird player you outta bounds
CHORUS (3x)
You need the Pun to dis you if your whole steez is unofficial
I'll come and get you and let the desert eez tounge kiss you
With one pistol and two clips, I'll make your crew do flips
Like acrobatics, I'm charismatic, my gat is magic
It makes rappers disappear, whipser in your ear
Crystal clear, come here, let me kiss your tears
Everything you fear is here, you ain't got to search further
The first murder's the worst now I thirst further for reverse birth
Every verse hurts, every curse word's already more offending
Than Eddie Murph's worst
I thirst for blood like a vampire, any man claimin' his game's tighter
IS A GOD DAMN LIAR!
I set 'em on fire, retire your train of thought
Drain a quart of blood out your brain and leave you insane in the dark
The king of New York! Lays his crown in the Boogie Down
And sprays the town, with a Mac hoodied down
I'm no joke! (Yuh!!) I soak your face with a sweeper
Dying disgrace, I'll face your death through the speaker
CHORUS (4x) to fade out
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Can't no rapper fuck with that song!!!
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"i dont write punch lines i write fuckin punch rhymes "
" Avoid battlin me like im eazy e's blood sample"
"My style is welfare: Half a' you bitches is on it."
CHINO XL
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artist & reportaire saw him in action..~//
pac assasination Def Jam grabbed him..~//
told him renact him you'll go platinum..~//
-Obie
aint no need to explain you not my man..~//
everytime u give me 5 i wash my hands..~//
-cormega
yeah u shining but the only thing u leaving out..~//
ur a candle in the sun that shit dont even out..~//
jay-z
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aint no need to explain you not my man..~//
everytime u give me 5 i wash my hands..~//
-cormega
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Damn this one made me go did he really just say that.
Joe Budden on cuckoo- towel on the bed fuck while she bloody and call it soo woop
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I don't really consider this a punchline.. But just a dope line that came to my mind.
I started out starvin...
Now they got me out here Brett Farve'n
Tryna see if I still got it... Got it?
I guess its like a bike, think about it!
-Andre3000
That whole verse was filled w/ jems, but I especially like how he ended it. The Brett Farve line was great back then(when he was deciding whether or not he was gonna come back the 1st time s the packers) but Now it takes on even more significance, after going to the jets, retiring and then coming back with the whole Vikings situation.
And the last line is amazing to me, cuz I had to do exactly what he said.. I was confused why he mentioned a bike, so I had to think about it, and then after I thought about it, I realized what he was trying to say and it made perfect sense. It was like one of those "ooohhh i get it now" moments!
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this one always comes to mind
"You can think whachu want, til I blow the back of yo brains out
and see if you can think with yo front
Like a new single, make sure you leak for a month
Treat yo face like a buffet, and tell my niggaz "Eat whachu want"
Jadakiss - Never Scared remix
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"I'm the one who always cause an affair/ so everytime your bitch burps you smell my balls in the air, YEAH"
Crooked I off "The One" by Slaughterhouse
That shit's Funny!
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Ima crook so imma bash his head wide open/beggin me to stop well at least he died hopeing - DMX
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'Victim of society, its Chris the menace,
With more shit out on the streets than evicted tenants' - Ludacris
'I'm the illest rapper alive watch me prove it,
I snatch your crown withca head still attached to it' - Canibus
'Combination of Mr Cheeks, Canibus and Kurupt,
Is enough to make the wheels on casette tapes bust' - Canibus
^ Canibus came through with some crazy lines.
Not a punchline but Andre 3000's last verse on Elevators is one of the best verses in hip hop...
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"Im like an arthurpedic shoe...i got mad sole " - lil fame
"your breath smell like shit/cos u talking out ur ass" - lil fame
"Its lil fame creeping threw the backstreet
with my aluminum ass whipper in the backseat" - lil fame
"All my life ive been the devils advicate
mad niggas never knew the devil had a kid " - dmx
"Dont come at me with no bullshit use caution
cos when i wet shit i dead shit like abortions" - dmx
"A positive i.d is impossible so u know
john doe is what they gunna put on that tag on ur toe" - dmx
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"Niggas gonna find bin Laden before they find a nigga hotter than me" Lloyd Banks
Banks has so many good punchlines, I wish I remembered the one that made me laugh out loud at work and get weird stares from everyone, but I'm not gonna go check every pre-GRODT G-unit mixtape for that one :D
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"Imma tell you like George Bush told me: Fuck ya'll niggas I'm outta here' Kanye west
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"Fizz Won (Whattup boy? I'm ridin shotgun)
There'll never be a boo that understand what we got son
We've been down a long time
I'm beginnin to think I got traces of Womack in my bloodline"
Billy Danze
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The only rapper to keep it up Chino XL are probably Biggie and Jay-Z and even then Chino is still miles ahead 8).....miles ahead of your favorite rapper. If you can't acknowledge that than you haven't heard any of his songs or you're just dumb. Lol @ stupid mufukkas mentioning 2Pac's Hit Em Up...ow lord ...all these dick riders :-*
Just a random chosen Chino XL track: ''It's My World'':
''I got the world hemmed up my daddy should've named me tailor''
''Rhymes irrefutable digital decibels
Louder then Busta Rhymes wardrobe, and I've been foretold
Ain't a tough cat in your zip code, city or rural
Will I become immortal and make you a graffiti R.I.P. mural
Complete with artist rendering on how you used to be proving you're mortal''
''Surrendering victory to Chi''
Underneath flowers and candles from your friends and family
The walls are reminded you should've never fucked with me''
''I take it to your f-a-c-e but don't respond
Cus I'm the big dog, the world's a fire hydrant that I piss upon''
''My distance is so accurate anytime laps cameras capture it
Tearing apart time's fabric, no exaggerate
Thirty five thousand Giga hard drives only could store half of it
That ain't the half of it, I spit the blood of Christ on a catholic''
''Lyrics specialist ain't this a bitch rip shit so effortless
Smoke method with Method Man being chased by thirty Methodists
Seven day adventist tempt this and try to prevent this
So I curse like the Motto leaving them praying/preying like the mantis''
''Perform in front of Mormons 'til they banished up in piss
Start dramas between Amish 'til they turn to Blood and Crips
Go to war with four continents make Saddam turn protestant
Bill Clinton's advisors like look at what your big mouth got us in''
''Give the world surgery
Resurrect ?Isaac Raveen? then mandate the extinction of all of Germany
Blanket the universe in darkness for all eternity
I'm like Vernon Jordan on the stand committing purgery''
''I'll resurrect Hannibal,
To show Italianos how African they are for thinking of us as animals''
''I'll resurrect Mussolini,
Piss in his hat and show him with all his tyranny
Armies and gases couldn't see me
Resurrect Idi Amin and Hitler
Then sit around exchanging war stories to show whose mind is sicker''
''A non-vocalist drama belonging in the theatre
So raw I'm charging my reflection for rhyming in the mirror''
''Your flows ancient, I'm past the prehistoric stages
I flip vocal booths equipped with roll bars and cages''
''Temperature rise you're feeling faint when my heat fell
You wish for death like Lady Di wish she'd wore a seat belt''
''Seek help, May Day, S.O.S. explode
Dot dot dash... I'll beat that ass in Morse Code''
''I don't give a fuck if Jesus write your verses and Satan and God produced it
I don't give a fuck if Puff signed it
I don't give a fuck what old school rapper you getting outta retirement
I'm on my own dick like a man in solitary confinement
Release enough pollution to destroy the whole environment
Chino strikes again
Lose your hearing from my buzz
Sell CD's? Shit, I sold water to Noah during the flood''
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don't quote me boy cuz I ain't said shit-Eazy E Ice Cube
Fixed
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E I H T...now should i continue?
Ya u left out the G, cuz the G ain't in you
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Nas
I spit Moses lost commandments like a gross sandwich out my mouth
Over niggas heads like a bulemic on a seesaw
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"You see the man standing next to the man talking to that man yeah what about him he'll tell you who i am" - Lil Fame