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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Jaydc555 on September 12, 2009, 11:30:02 PM
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Some other fag did this so I thought Id let my knowledge spew forth like the ill rhymes spew from lights retarded mouth.
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if you were to hunt lights what sort of weapon would you use and how would you cook him?
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A tough question but a fair one c-blue.Simply using a gun would take the fun out of it,it would be like shooting retards on leashes,or throwing jews into giant ovens at gun point.A creatue of his I think I would use these
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As for preparing the beast,I would make steaks and jerky out of him.Nothing like retard jerky.
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Why doesn't Floyd/Roccy/or Nik eat pork? besides them being jewish
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is 2012 really going to be the end for us?
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jaydc? when are you commiting suicide
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jay i have had this question lingering in my head for quite some time but I haven't found anyone who would have the experience to give me advice. I know you're the master of performing abortions so I was wondering if I should use the trusty coat hanger or just fist her and take the baby out myself. thoughts? suggestions?
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Why doesn't Floyd/Roccy/or Nik eat pork? besides them being jewish
I'm not jewish, but we don't eat pork for the same reasons.
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I eat bacon, I dont keep those rules.
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is 2012 really going to be the end for us?
No it isnt.Anyone who believes this should be dragged into the street and beaten to death in front of the people that love him.Same with religious people.Which the two of these usually are the same people.Because lets face it if you believe in religion,chances are you will believe anything.
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jaydc? when are you commiting suicide
Never,I push people into suicide,I dont do it myself.I was put on this earth to make fun of idiots and pursuade them into suicide.Hence making our genetic pool stronger.Science forbid that someone like you actually has children.
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Why doesn't Floyd/Roccy/or Nik eat pork? besides them being jewish
I want to thank roccy and floydness for rudely answering a question that was directed at me.Get your own fucking thread you dolts.They dont eat it because Nik pays them money to hang out with him and pays them extra to do and think whatever he does.
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jay i have had this question lingering in my head for quite some time but I haven't found anyone who would have the experience to give me advice. I know you're the master of performing abortions so I was wondering if I should use the trusty coat hanger or just fist her and take the baby out myself. thoughts? suggestions?
The coat hanger method is just a myth,its actually a fairly difficult procedure and not always effective.Chances are if you dont really know what your doing is yu will scratch up the walls but miss the fetus,of course depending on how far along she is.If shes 8 months pregnant its going to be a big target.But then its hard to kill such a large fetus with a simple coat hanger,it would take repeated stabbings,Even then chances are you will just cause an early birth and give teh child some scars to remember.
Fisiting is a much more effective way,again depending on how far along she is.Its Tricky when the fetus is small to grab it with your bare hand because you cant really see where it is.Of course it its far along its easy to find at which point I would suggest grabbing the fetus pulling it out and then power bombing it on to the mothers face for dramatic effect.
The best method I find is force feeding the women some laxative,draino and a lot of liquids all in one blended drink.Add flavour as needed.Then use a high powered vacuum with a plunger for back up.Im not talking high powered,no dirt devil or iroomba no matter how tempting the comedic values of using such tools.
Other options of course are punching the women repeatedly in the birthing area,having her stand behind a horse and then scaring the horse.Donkeys also work well.Of course if you want professional you can do the old abort and run where you get the abortionist to do the work then run like hell out of the clinic before you pay.
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Why doesn't Floyd/Roccy/or Nik eat pork? besides them being jewish
I want to thank roccy and floydness for rudely answering a question that was directed at me.Get your own fucking thread you dolts.They dont eat it because Nik pays them money to hang out with him and pays them extra to do and think whatever he does.
lol if ur going to make a thread like this, at least pass off the right answers.. U have the whole gspot to say negative things that arent even true due to u seeking the pleasure of making others laugh.
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jay i have had this question lingering in my head for quite some time but I haven't found anyone who would have the experience to give me advice. I know you're the master of performing abortions so I was wondering if I should use the trusty coat hanger or just fist her and take the baby out myself. thoughts? suggestions?
The coat hanger method is just a myth,its actually a fairly difficult procedure and not always effective.Chances are if you dont really know what your doing is yu will scratch up the walls but miss the fetus,of course depending on how far along she is.If shes 8 months pregnant its going to be a big target.But then its hard to kill such a large fetus with a simple coat hanger,it would take repeated stabbings,Even then chances are you will just cause an early birth and give teh child some scars to remember.
Fisiting is a much more effective way,again depending on how far along she is.Its Tricky when the fetus is small to grab it with your bare hand because you cant really see where it is.Of course it its far along its easy to find at which point I would suggest grabbing the fetus pulling it out and then power bombing it on to the mothers face for dramatic effect.
The best method I find is force feeding the women some laxative,draino and a lot of liquids all in one blended drink.Add flavour as needed.Then use a high powered vacuum with a plunger for back up.Im not talking high powered,no dirt devil or iroomba no matter how tempting the comedic values of using such tools.
Other options of course are punching the women repeatedly in the birthing area,having her stand behind a horse and then scaring the horse.Donkeys also work well.Of course if you want professional you can do the old abort and run where you get the abortionist to do the work then run like hell out of the clinic before you pay.
I like the whole "put her behind a horse and then scare the horse" but I could just cut the bullshit and hit her in the stomach with a sledgehammer. The cocktail you mentioned also made me prematurely ejaculate while reading no homo. Does bleach affect the taste? Do tell.
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will Joe Buddens ever be known for anything other than Pump It Up and getting socked in the eye?
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will Joe Buddens ever be known for anything other than Pump It Up and getting socked in the eye?
Go to his forum and ask this question.
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would you ever squash whatever "beef" you have with certain members of this forum, and if so what would it take? ;D
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would you ever squash whatever "beef" you have with certain members of this forum, and if so what would it take? ;D
It would take them to admit who they really are and get off their self imposed pedestals.
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will Joe Buddens ever be known for anything other than Pump It Up and getting socked in the eye?
Go to his forum and ask this question.
this is ask Jaydc not ask joe buddens forum. man up hop off and give me an answer dammit.
I'll tell you what though. Next time i'm really bored i'll register over there and stir some shit. I bet it would be hilarious based on the limited sample we have here.
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is Loon3y gangsta and would you fight him?
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will Joe Buddens ever be known for anything other than Pump It Up and getting socked in the eye?
Go to his forum and ask this question.
this is ask Jaydc not ask joe buddens forum. man up hop off and give me an answer dammit.
I'll tell you what though. Next time i'm really bored i'll register over there and stir some shit. I bet it would be hilarious based on the limited sample we have here.
Well that is an answer.As a Joe Budden fan I dont even like pump it up.I enjoy his mood muzik series and everything else hes dropped since then.Escape route has been on steady repeat since it dropped.So maybe in the mainstream he will be remembered for pump it up and maybe by obsessed fanatics he will be remembered for being the victim of a cheapshot.But for me and for a lot of others he will be remembered for his excellent lyrcis,heartfelt songs,scathing diss records and excellent discography.
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is Loon3y gangsta and would you fight him?
No he isnt and it wouldnt even be a fight,it would be a lesson.
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jay i have had this question lingering in my head for quite some time but I haven't found anyone who would have the experience to give me advice. I know you're the master of performing abortions so I was wondering if I should use the trusty coat hanger or just fist her and take the baby out myself. thoughts? suggestions?
The coat hanger method is just a myth,its actually a fairly difficult procedure and not always effective.Chances are if you dont really know what your doing is yu will scratch up the walls but miss the fetus,of course depending on how far along she is.If shes 8 months pregnant its going to be a big target.But then its hard to kill such a large fetus with a simple coat hanger,it would take repeated stabbings,Even then chances are you will just cause an early birth and give teh child some scars to remember.
Fisiting is a much more effective way,again depending on how far along she is.Its Tricky when the fetus is small to grab it with your bare hand because you cant really see where it is.Of course it its far along its easy to find at which point I would suggest grabbing the fetus pulling it out and then power bombing it on to the mothers face for dramatic effect.
The best method I find is force feeding the women some laxative,draino and a lot of liquids all in one blended drink.Add flavour as needed.Then use a high powered vacuum with a plunger for back up.Im not talking high powered,no dirt devil or iroomba no matter how tempting the comedic values of using such tools.
Other options of course are punching the women repeatedly in the birthing area,having her stand behind a horse and then scaring the horse.Donkeys also work well.Of course if you want professional you can do the old abort and run where you get the abortionist to do the work then run like hell out of the clinic before you pay.
I like the whole "put her behind a horse and then scare the horse" but I could just cut the bullshit and hit her in the stomach with a sledgehammer. The cocktail you mentioned also made me prematurely ejaculate while reading no homo. Does bleach affect the taste? Do tell.
cough
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jay i have had this question lingering in my head for quite some time but I haven't found anyone who would have the experience to give me advice. I know you're the master of performing abortions so I was wondering if I should use the trusty coat hanger or just fist her and take the baby out myself. thoughts? suggestions?
The coat hanger method is just a myth,its actually a fairly difficult procedure and not always effective.Chances are if you dont really know what your doing is yu will scratch up the walls but miss the fetus,of course depending on how far along she is.If shes 8 months pregnant its going to be a big target.But then its hard to kill such a large fetus with a simple coat hanger,it would take repeated stabbings,Even then chances are you will just cause an early birth and give teh child some scars to remember.
Fisiting is a much more effective way,again depending on how far along she is.Its Tricky when the fetus is small to grab it with your bare hand because you cant really see where it is.Of course it its far along its easy to find at which point I would suggest grabbing the fetus pulling it out and then power bombing it on to the mothers face for dramatic effect.
The best method I find is force feeding the women some laxative,draino and a lot of liquids all in one blended drink.Add flavour as needed.Then use a high powered vacuum with a plunger for back up.Im not talking high powered,no dirt devil or iroomba no matter how tempting the comedic values of using such tools.
Other options of course are punching the women repeatedly in the birthing area,having her stand behind a horse and then scaring the horse.Donkeys also work well.Of course if you want professional you can do the old abort and run where you get the abortionist to do the work then run like hell out of the clinic before you pay.
I like the whole "put her behind a horse and then scare the horse" but I could just cut the bullshit and hit her in the stomach with a sledgehammer. The cocktail you mentioned also made me prematurely ejaculate while reading no homo. Does bleach affect the taste? Do tell.
cough
lol.Yes bleach does effect the taste I wouldnt recommend it.
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would you rather kill the jew or the retard
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would you rather kill the jew or the retard
The retard.Its just a matter of time before the jew kills himself when floydness wont take him back after she falls in love with roccy.
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who's your favorite serial killer and why
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Why do white people love Wayne Brady so much? ;D
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jaydc? when are you commiting suicide
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did you form DOPE to cover your insecurity?
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how far away is God and have you ever seen him?
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So I accidentally killed the bitch while trying to perform a late trimester abortion. What cleaning supplies would you recommend for the cleaning of my trunk? I'd like to not get some bitch ass forensics team swabbing the shit out of it and them finding traces of blood.
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whats ur favorite thing that natalie does to u while ur fucking lol
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who's your favorite serial killer and why
Im going to go with birkowitz because hes the only jew that ever had any balls
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Why do white people love Wayne Brady so much? ;D
Because most white people could bea up wayne brady up and he reminds them of the old days when negroes got ta dancin!
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jaydc? when are you commiting suicide
This post couldnt sum up elano any better.Not only does he repeat a question Ive already answered but hes too dumb to realize that i already and he copied and pasted someone elses words because hes too dumb to form his own thoughs and his english is terrible
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did you form DOPE to cover your insecurity?
Im not insecure in the least.I just wanted to extend my gratitude towards the posters who I actually enjoy on this site.Not nerdy germans creepily obsessed with dr.dre
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how far away is God and have you ever seen him?
God does not exist he is the refuge of weak minded people who cant accept the cold reality that life has no purpose and their is nobody watching over us.
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whats ur favorite thing that natalie does to u while ur fucking lol
Im not quite sure what you mean.Like are we talking foreplay or in the middle of sex itself or just one act in particular during the whole show?
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So I accidentally killed the bitch while trying to perform a late trimester abortion. What cleaning supplies would you recommend for the cleaning of my trunk? I'd like to not get some bitch ass forensics team swabbing the shit out of it and them finding traces of blood.
My advice is rip out the upholstery and replace it,its the only way to be sure the evidence is gone.Then burn said upholstery,get the new one in and then take your car and have it professionally cleaned inside and out
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Why hasn't Floyd fucked anybody besides NIK? and how exactly dry is her vagina?
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hey man how fucked up is c-blue in the head and can we stop him from being crazy?
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Why hasn't Floyd fucked anybody besides NIK? and how exactly dry is her vagina?
Because dubcc has ruined her self esteem and she think nobody would fuck her.Her vagina actually isnt dry at all every time i insult her she squirts.
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hey man how fucked up is c-blue in the head and can we stop him from being crazy?
C-blue is one of the only sane people on this site.
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what are your Jew defensive moves?
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what are your Jew defensive moves?
I throw a hundred bill on the ground and when they go to pick it up i repeatedly knee them in the face
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jay...as a longtime fan of brutality and mayhem i was wondering what methods you'd use when you're slaughtering an overweight fucc cunt like queen sikotic?
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Should I give up on lifelong goals and just travel the world?
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what are your Jew defensive moves?
I throw a hundred bill on the ground and when they go to pick it up i repeatedly knee them in the face
a nickel works just as well
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how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?
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well for one be really drunk and just loaded and not give a fuck. actually thats basically it. thats my answer at least i know this is for jaydc to answer
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actually the jew might be the best one to ask
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So I accidentally killed the bitch while trying to perform a late trimester abortion. What cleaning supplies would you recommend for the cleaning of my trunk? I'd like to not get some bitch ass forensics team swabbing the shit out of it and them finding traces of blood.
My advice is rip out the upholstery and replace it,its the only way to be sure the evidence is gone.Then burn said upholstery,get the new one in and then take your car and have it professionally cleaned inside and out
Okay so good news: my car is clean. I took my car to a professional cleaner and he found a little blood and asked me about it. I had to take the dude around the corner and stab him in the neck no homo. So now the death toll is up to two. Should I chop him into pieces and throw away his body parts in different towns or just burn the body?
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how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?
depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.
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how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?
depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.
but what if their head is disproportionately obese like yours?
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how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?
depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.
This isnt the official ask floydness a question thread get the fuck on woman before i put my shoe on you
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Who killed Tommy's boy?
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jay...as a longtime fan of brutality and mayhem i was wondering what methods you'd use when you're slaughtering an overweight fucc cunt like queen sikotic?
Because of her girth it would be take some heavy equipment.I think I would go with running up and drop kicking her in her wheel chair then kicking her face a few times.Then Id bust out a skill saw and work the feet,then the legs.Next would the arms.Of course this whole time I would have tournquets on all areas and then cauterize the wounds.Then Id pour vinegar in her eyes and cut her eyelids off.Then Id pay someone with aids to rape her repeatedly then drop her off at a hospital so she gets saved but dies within a year from the aids.The whole time I would be playing dre day on repeat so she can soak up the eazy e ether.
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Should I give up on lifelong goals and just travel the world?
For some people Id yes to this question but for you Id say just stick with it.Youve already put so much time into it now it would be a waste to quit.If you really wanted to travel the world Id say finish your schooling become a doctor and travel the world and help out poor people in 3rd world countries.Of course that depends on how big of a heart you have and wether or not materials and money are a prominent factor in your life.
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how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?
Get drunk and imagine someone else.On the plus side their fat so you can eat while you fuck and they wont care.You can eat a bucket of kfc and stick a bone in her ass while you fuck her doggy while polishing off a spicy big crunch.
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how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?
depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.
but what if their head is disproportionately obese like yours?
then u only get to fuck one dick ur whole life :'(
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how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?
depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.
This isnt the official ask floydness a question thread get the fuck on woman before i put my shoe on you
STFU before I bite ur fucking foot off and u wont have anything to slip on a cheap ass shoe u stupid douche! MUAHAHAHAHAHA >:(
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SAY YOU KILL SOMEBODY AND THEIR BODY IS LYING IN YOUR HOME, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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So I accidentally killed the bitch while trying to perform a late trimester abortion. What cleaning supplies would you recommend for the cleaning of my trunk? I'd like to not get some bitch ass forensics team swabbing the shit out of it and them finding traces of blood.
My advice is rip out the upholstery and replace it,its the only way to be sure the evidence is gone.Then burn said upholstery,get the new one in and then take your car and have it professionally cleaned inside and out
Okay so good news: my car is clean. I took my car to a professional cleaner and he found a little blood and asked me about it. I had to take the dude around the corner and stab him in the neck no homo. So now the death toll is up to two. Should I chop him into pieces and throw away his body parts in different towns or just burn the body?
Chop into pieces and then burn in.Or feed to local pigs.
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SAY YOU KILL SOMEBODY AND THEIR BODY IS LYING IN YOUR HOME, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Too many variables to this question.Do I have time?Was this person killed in a fit of yelling rage?Was there a gunshot?Etc Etc.Each situation has a different solution.
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SAY YOU KILL SOMEBODY AND THEIR BODY IS LYING IN YOUR HOME, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Too many variables to this question.Do I have time?Was this person killed in a fit of yelling rage?Was there a gunshot?Etc Etc.Each situation has a different solution.
no. time is not of the essence and say they were just clubbed in the head with a firepoker.
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how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?
depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.
This isnt the official ask floydness a question thread get the fuck on woman before i put my shoe on you
STFU before I bite ur fucking foot off and u wont have anything to slip on a cheap ass shoe u stupid douche! MUAHAHAHAHAHA >:(
You would put your mouth around any of my body parts you slut
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Should I give up on lifelong goals and just travel the world?
For some people Id yes to this question but for you Id say just stick with it.Youve already put so much time into it now it would be a waste to quit.If you really wanted to travel the world Id say finish your schooling become a doctor and travel the world and help out poor people in 3rd world countries.Of course that depends on how big of a heart you have and wether or not materials and money are a prominent factor in your life.
Ah fuck......I guess you're right.
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yeah right, I bet u have a short fucking dick just like ur short stumpy body. You fucken chode. lolol
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will Joe Buddens ever be known for anything other than Pump It Up and getting socked in the eye?
Go to his forum and ask this question.