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Title: Funerals
Post by: morbidenigma on December 08, 2009, 09:51:07 AM
why would u go to someone's funeral if u know they ain't gonna come to yours?

I've only been to one funeral, but I'm never going again. The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 10:15:31 AM
why would u go to someone's funeral if u know they ain't gonna come to yours?

I've only been to one funeral, but I'm never going again. The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.


so you go to funerals to dance ?  ::)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 08, 2009, 10:20:28 AM
Dancing on a funeral? are you a moron?

Some kid I knew for about all my life died about 6 months ago, I didn't know him that well so I didn't go, his family might've went to mine but fuck it he isn't close family or a friend I'm not going.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Bananas on December 08, 2009, 10:23:02 AM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: C-BLUE on December 08, 2009, 10:28:22 AM
i love funerals...most of the time you're just relieved that this person is dead
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 10:33:07 AM
i love funerals...most of the time you're just relieved that this person is dead

Like i've said to some other faggot here in this forum, ^^ yours is a funeral I'd fly to from anywhere.  :monkey_piss:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 08, 2009, 10:33:18 AM
i love funerals...most of the time you're just relieved that person is dead
Eventhough harsh, yes .

An uncle of mine died 2 years ago, he lived with cancer for almost 10 years.
His life basically sucked so many drugs he had to take to stay alive, it controlled his entire lifestyle.
So when he finally died his wife and son were relieved that they didn't have to worry as much, they were still sad as fuck but relieved.

EDIT: elano, your lifepartner died of a heart attack, you can't imagine how tough it is to have a terminally ill close relative.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 11:05:55 AM
EDIT: elano, your lifepartner died of a heart attack, you can't imagine how tough it is to have a terminally ill close relative.

lifepartner ?  ::)
he was one of my best friends (and actually i still don't know if he died for an heart attack...)

EDIT: ikke...you are related to c-blue ?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 08, 2009, 11:10:24 AM
EDIT: elano, your lifepartner died of a heart attack, you can't imagine how tough it is to have a terminally ill close relative.

lifepartner ?  ::)
he was one of my best friends (and actually i still don't know if he died for an heart attack...)

EDIT: ikke...you are related to c-blue ?
ofcourse not.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 11:14:06 AM
so can you explain me your previous post ?  ::)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 08, 2009, 11:16:00 AM
some cold people in this thread
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 08, 2009, 11:18:59 AM
so can you explain me your previous post ?  ::)
Ofcourse with c-blue you never know, but it would make more sense.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
so can you explain me your previous post ?  ::)
Ofcourse with c-blue you never know, but it would make more sense.

i'm talking about this part:
elano, your lifepartner died of a heart attack, you can't imagine how tough it is to have a terminally ill close relative.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 08, 2009, 11:23:22 AM
so can you explain me your previous post ?  ::)
Ofcourse with c-blue you never know, but it would make more sense.

i'm talking about this part:
elano, your lifepartner died of a heart attack, you can't imagine how tough it is to have a terminally ill close relative.
NOt much to explain.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Bananas on December 08, 2009, 11:24:23 AM
EDIT: elano, your lifepartner died of a heart attack, you can't imagine how tough it is to have a terminally ill close relative.

lifepartner ?  ::)


 lover; boyfriend; fellow; beau; swain; young man
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 11:29:59 AM
so can you explain me your previous post ?  ::)
Ofcourse with c-blue you never know, but it would make more sense.

i'm talking about this part:
elano, your lifepartner died of a heart attack, you can't imagine how tough it is to have a terminally ill close relative.
NOt much to explain.
ah  ::)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on December 08, 2009, 12:42:20 PM
I go to funerals to hook up with broads
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 08, 2009, 12:48:03 PM
how many females you hooked up wit at funerals?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on December 08, 2009, 12:53:48 PM
Nobody close to be has ever died. I've only been to one funeral in my life. In 5th grade one of the girls in our class died and we went on a field trip (for lack of better word) to the funeral. Good food, though.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 08, 2009, 12:57:19 PM
thats cold a field trip no wonder you got people tryna get at females etc....
its a damn field trip not a funeral
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 01:16:56 PM
thats cold a field trip no wonder you got people tryna get at females etc....
its a damn field trip not a funeral

???
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 08, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
thats cold a field trip no wonder you got people tryna get at females etc....
its a damn funeral not a field trip

big kras
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 01:20:02 PM
can you explain me your previous post ?  ;)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 08, 2009, 01:22:47 PM
kras it was a joke in sayin a funeral is to say by to people (i guess or whatever you do there)
and a ho house is a ho house lol
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: the ghost on December 08, 2009, 01:24:11 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 01:33:58 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

not even for your closest friends ?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: the ghost on December 08, 2009, 01:35:55 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

not even for your closest friends ?

No, I don't want to remember a tombstone, I always think of them as alive. 
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: C-BLUE on December 08, 2009, 01:55:11 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

Are you kidding. That's my favorite part. I even bring my own maggots.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 01:58:09 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

not even for your closest friends ?

No, I don't want to remember a tombstone, I always think of them as alive. 

i know what you mean,but don't you "like" to give them a last goodbye ?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: the ghost on December 08, 2009, 01:59:25 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

not even for your closest friends ?

No, I don't want to remember a tombstone, I always think of them as alive. 

i know what you mean,but don't you "like" to give them a last goodbye ?

No, to me that's what the funeral is for.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: C-BLUE on December 08, 2009, 02:08:01 PM
a last goodbye usually includes a lot of urine. but my grandmother did get flowers though.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 08, 2009, 02:17:21 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

not even for your closest friends ?
It's just a stone that tells you somebody is burried there...
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Þŕiņçë on December 08, 2009, 02:18:34 PM
I SHOOT UP FUNERALS. CLAP CLAP CLAP  :scarface: TEARS & BLOODSHED
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 02:25:26 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

not even for your closest friends ?
It's just a stone that tells you somebody is burried there...

i was talking about the visit to the mortuary.
i was there to see for the last time my friend a few weeks ago,and to stay with his family.
i know its not a pleasure....
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 08, 2009, 02:28:44 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

not even for your closest friends ?
It's just a stone that tells you somebody is burried there...

i was talking about the visit to the mortuary.
i was there to see for the last time my friend a few weeks ago,and to stay with his family.
i know its not a pleasure....
ofcourse it's not a pleasure he's dead...
It's not any easier thinking about it at home.

My family is burried like 200km away from here, and my mom is cremated so her ashes are in here.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: QuietTruth on December 08, 2009, 03:50:32 PM
I always go to the funeral, but I never go to the gravesite after the burial.  I like to remember people alive, not underground.

Are you kidding. That's my favorite part. I even bring my own maggots.
GOT damn.




I only had a Grandfather pass away on us, only experience so far thank God, but the Funeral was not as sad as The Wake. The Wake's are worse. Cuz that's the last time you see the fam's face.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: JMan on December 08, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.

Lol, wtf kind of funeral were you at?..

& me personally ive only been to one funeral so far, it was for a friend of mine who was killed in a car crash a few years back.. i was only young at the time like round 18, so it pretty much hitt me hard.. i hated it.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Muhfukka on December 08, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
just over a year ago a good friend of mine died , the funeral was sad and everything but like 2 days after he died me and another homie went to his moms house to kick his little brother down a sack. his girlfriend who he lived with was there and so was his mom. shit was way sadder than any funeral ive been to, we were literally sitting in his old room 2 days after he died, all his shit was still there like when he was alive. it was pretty fucked
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: QuietTruth on December 08, 2009, 04:00:10 PM
just over a year ago a good friend of mine died , the funeral was sad and everything but like 2 days after he died me and another homie went to his moms house to kick his little brother down a sack. his girlfriend who he lived with was there and so was his mom. shit was way sadder than any funeral ive been to, we were literally sitting in his old room 2 days after he died, all his shit was still there like when he was alive. it was pretty fucked
That's the depressing shit.


Like when they die, everybody goes to they house and goes thru shit and cleans it out. That's madd sad.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: JMan on December 08, 2009, 04:11:22 PM
just over a year ago a good friend of mine died , the funeral was sad and everything but like 2 days after he died me and another homie went to his moms house to kick his little brother down a sack. his girlfriend who he lived with was there and so was his mom. shit was way sadder than any funeral ive been to, we were literally sitting in his old room 2 days after he died, all his shit was still there like when he was alive. it was pretty fucked
That's the depressing shit.


Like when they die, everybody goes to they house and goes thru shit and cleans it out. That's madd sad.

yeah thats soo fucked up... like i wouldnt have a clue how u'd approach the matter, like how you'd begin to go through the belongings of someones whos died.. must be heartbreaking.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: C-BLUE on December 08, 2009, 04:31:32 PM
when you've been to many funerals you really stop giving a fucc. you kinda get numb to it. besides..i aint got time to mourn all them niggas.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Muhfukka on December 08, 2009, 04:34:25 PM
yeah it was real fucked up. this guy was the man of the house, he lived with his mom, girlfriend and little brother and they all depended on him. his girlfriend is fucked up now she was living with him since she was 16, she doesnt really have a family
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Fraxxx on December 08, 2009, 04:57:28 PM
why would u go to someone's funeral if u know they ain't gonna come to yours?

I've only been to one funeral, but I'm never going again. The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.


LMAO ;D ;D ;D

Been to a funeral only once. My grandfather had died and it was kinda awkward. But the dinner after that was great.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 09:43:25 PM
The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.

Lol, wtf kind of funeral were you at?..


i wanna know it too
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 08, 2009, 11:31:21 PM
Funerals are the best place to get pussy.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 08, 2009, 11:32:20 PM
Funerals are the best place to get pussy.

wow  ::)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Muhfukka on December 08, 2009, 11:33:26 PM
Funerals are the best place to get pussy.

wow  ::)
do you mean the graveyard itself or the funeral?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 08, 2009, 11:34:37 PM
Usually after the funeral. It's like shooting fish in a bucket.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on December 09, 2009, 12:05:22 AM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 09, 2009, 12:23:53 AM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 09, 2009, 01:03:12 AM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: C-BLUE on December 09, 2009, 01:36:56 AM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 09, 2009, 01:47:24 AM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.

YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD  :tosser:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Fraxxx on December 09, 2009, 01:58:13 AM
if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.

Another good thing is, at this moment she's already used to the blurry vision.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: C-BLUE on December 09, 2009, 02:15:18 AM
if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.

Another good thing is, at this moment she's already used to the blurry vision.

That's very true. You no longer have to worry about shaving or anything like that. Everything is blurry to her. It's like Billy Bob Thornton in Monsters Ball. That scene where he fucced the tears out of Halle was not some fantasy. Shit like this happens every day. Maybe not to obese Italians but definitely to their wives at some point.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 09, 2009, 02:25:39 AM
if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.

Another good thing is, at this moment she's already used to the blurry vision.

That's very true. You no longer have to worry about shaving or anything like that. Everything is blurry to her. It's like Billy Bob Thornton in Monsters Ball. That scene where he fucced the tears out of Halle was not some fantasy. Shit like this happens every day. Maybe not to obese Italians but definitely to their wives at some point.

you live in a dumb fantasy world. how old are you ? 16 ?  :D
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Paul on December 09, 2009, 06:07:31 AM


I've only been to one funeral, but I'm never going again. The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.



hahaha
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Portugoal on December 09, 2009, 07:57:55 AM
hahahaqhaha

i'm lol'ing here reading this topic :D
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on December 09, 2009, 12:40:56 PM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.

just tell her that her husband's last wish was for her to have sex with you
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: QuietTruth on December 09, 2009, 12:47:50 PM
It's fuckin' Satan and his spawn!!
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ThaChamp on December 09, 2009, 12:51:52 PM
better then smokin chron while plaaying pokemon cards
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 10, 2009, 01:05:58 PM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.
Providing the dick is almost like a public service. You should get a tax write-off for that shit.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Elano on December 10, 2009, 01:09:33 PM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.
Providing the dick is almost like a public service. You should get a tax write-off for that shit.

taxes ? in compton ?  :D
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 10, 2009, 06:41:34 PM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.
Providing the dick is almost like a public service. You should get a tax write-off for that shit.

taxes ? in compton ?  :D
Have you ever been to Compton?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: K.Dub on December 10, 2009, 08:01:29 PM
why would u go to someone's funeral if u know they ain't gonna come to yours?

I've only been to one funeral, but I'm never going again. The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.

???
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: 7even on December 11, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on December 11, 2009, 01:43:41 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 11, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?
No, because the church tells us to.
And to get some attention from other people.

WHen I die my body will be thrown in the trash.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on December 11, 2009, 03:22:39 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?
No, because the church tells us to.
And to get some attention from other people.

WHen I die my body will be thrown in the trash.

That's wasteful when your body can be used to feed the hungry.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: QuietTruth on December 11, 2009, 03:24:24 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn. :)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on December 11, 2009, 03:31:56 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn. :)

So why do people cry and mourn at funerals when the person's going to paradise?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: ikke on December 11, 2009, 03:34:49 PM
This never made sense to me, if youre going to live forever in a magical place why the fuck would you have to live on earth first?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: QuietTruth on December 11, 2009, 03:35:14 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn. :)

So why do people cry and mourn at funerals when the person's going to paradise?

Cuz they sad they ain't wit them on Earth no more. Now I feel I should be singin' you the Alphabet.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on December 11, 2009, 03:40:57 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn. :)

So why do people cry and mourn at funerals when the person's going to paradise?

Cuz they sad they ain't wit them on Earth no more. Now I feel I should be singin' you the Alphabet.

But earth sucks compared to paradise. It should be a celebration.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: QuietTruth on December 11, 2009, 03:46:24 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn. :)

So why do people cry and mourn at funerals when the person's going to paradise?

Cuz they sad they ain't wit them on Earth no more. Now I feel I should be singin' you the Alphabet.

But earth sucks compared to paradise. It should be a celebration.

Actually, good point.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nutty on December 11, 2009, 03:47:22 PM
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn. :)

Most family funerals I've attended, there has been a big drink up afterwards. Pretty much only time the extended family get together, to see one off, lol.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: C-BLUE on December 11, 2009, 04:14:50 PM
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 :poke: :catfight: :stupid:
Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.
Providing the dick is almost like a public service. You should get a tax write-off for that shit.

taxes ? in compton ?  :D
Have you ever been to Compton?

hahahah...elano dont get out much
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: K.Dub on December 11, 2009, 04:16:25 PM
Now I feel I should be singin' you the Alphabet.

I don't use this expression alot, but fuck it - LMAO
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: morbidenigma on December 12, 2009, 05:27:21 AM


Are you kidding. That's my favorite part. I even bring my own maggots.
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at least someone on dubcc understands dark humor !
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: morbidenigma on February 21, 2010, 12:52:23 PM
I seriously fucking hate funerals. People just hassle me the whole time. They keep shouting things like, "it’s disrespectful to chew gum" and, "get your penis out of the coffin".
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 21, 2010, 01:12:59 PM
now yall know I gotta put a poem up cuz our buddy c-blue appernatly never made it back

to my homie c-blue
who they dragged to hevaen kicken and fighting
now he sings with the angels too:)
I know the poor thing wants to go to hell
oh well
oh well
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: QuietTruth on February 21, 2010, 04:03:00 PM
now yall know I gotta put a poem up cuz our buddy c-blue appernatly never made it back

to my homie c-blue
who they dragged to hevaen kicken and fighting
now he sings with the angels too:)
I know the poor thing wants to go to hell
oh well
oh well
LMFAO!!!!!
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: QuietTruth on February 21, 2010, 04:14:59 PM
I went to a wake this afternoon. They so sadddd.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 22, 2010, 09:14:23 AM
awwwwww u poor baby who died Quiet? :-\