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Title: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES on February 03, 2010, 03:39:29 PM
gives me shivers.......

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhLxIEr19XT1iIqe5R
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: JMan on February 03, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
LOL, his reaction was priceless.. still tho, im not scared of spiders BUT fuck tryin to handle anything the size of that bitch  :nawty:
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: QuietTruth on February 03, 2010, 03:51:01 PM
I'd cry. Why did you share that??!? My God.

I can't do that shit wit a normal sized spider. Right people? That nigga is BUCKWILD to do that, to even attempt that. Somethang wrong up there mentally. :D
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: K.Dub on February 03, 2010, 04:19:58 PM
That didn't look very real did it now? I mean at the closeup.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: JMan on February 03, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
I'd cry. Why did you share that??!? My God.

I can't do that shit wit a normal sized spider. Right people?


haha, so what spiders are like a black mans Kryptonite??  :laugh:
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 03, 2010, 04:33:44 PM
lol @ the bowl around his shoe.

What happend to just killing the bug/spider?
It's a big spider but a smack with something solid should still kill it.

Amazing how scared people are for tiny ass animals...
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 03, 2010, 04:33:44 PM
LMAO!!!! That fool str8 ran, too!
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: QuietTruth on February 03, 2010, 06:36:14 PM
I'd cry. Why did you share that??!? My God.

I can't do that shit wit a normal sized spider. Right people?


haha, so what spiders are like a black mans Kryptonite??  :laugh:

This nigga, LMAO!!


lol @ the bowl around his shoe.
LOL
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 03, 2010, 07:21:55 PM
if hate spiders with a passion.

if something that size was in the same area code as me, there would be a problem; if it was in my house i'd flip, probably leave.

no chance i would attempt to catch it.

my question is, alright; he tried to catch it in that bowl, now if he caught it what would he have done? the thing would have tried to leave & crawl out.

GOD DAMNIT I HATE SPIDERS.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: QuietTruth on February 03, 2010, 07:22:55 PM
^ LMFAO!!
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 03, 2010, 07:39:54 PM
I woulda burned that son of a bitch with a lighter.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 03, 2010, 07:42:33 PM
havent seen this yet....but you know the fly catcher thing that kills it instantly if you catch it right? haha




I woulda burned that son of a bitch with a lighter.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: NotoriousTDA on February 03, 2010, 07:42:52 PM
I woulda burned that son of a bitch with a lighter.

word. with on of those gigantic zippos
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 03, 2010, 08:35:04 PM
if hate spiders with a passion.

if something that size was in the same area code as me, there would be a problem; if it was in my house i'd flip, probably leave.

no chance i would attempt to catch it.

my question is, alright; he tried to catch it in that bowl, now if he caught it what would he have done? the thing would have tried to leave & crawl out.

GOD DAMNIT I HATE SPIDERS.

I was tryin to figure out what he was going to do afterwards, too.

I would've called the police on it

Did u hear the kid say " I told u not to play with the spider??" loll
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 03, 2010, 08:38:27 PM
haha supreme
is this an exception?


http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/ADvraf71s6o&feature=related
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 03, 2010, 08:46:15 PM
haha supreme
is this an exception?


http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/ADvraf71s6o&feature=related

damn right it is

I can't snitch on a big ass spider??lol
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 03, 2010, 08:47:46 PM
haha aite yo this is s u p r e m e and i dont call or talk to the police but guess what mutha....we got a problem
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: es-jay on February 03, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
heres what i suggest.

step one: take newspaper
step two: fold several times creating a crude swatting device
step three: batter spider with created device
step four: leave spider body for family members to discover and clean up later.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 03, 2010, 09:03:32 PM
Is he still affiliated with G-Unit?
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 03, 2010, 09:12:45 PM
sik got jokes doggs




Is he still affiliated with G-Unit?
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: thisoneguy360 on February 03, 2010, 09:25:13 PM
Damn, I don't normally mind spiders but that shit was huge.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: S P I C E on February 03, 2010, 09:44:41 PM
I AM TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS!!! NO HONESTLY THEY SERIOUSLY SCARE ME SHITLESS.  

I will not be watching this video lol
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: K.Dub on February 03, 2010, 10:26:12 PM

heres what i suggest.
step one: take newspaper
step two: fold several times creating a crude swatting device
step three: batter spider with created device
step four: leave spider body for family members to discover and clean up later.

TORCH that son of a bitch with a FLAMETHROWER

Is he still affiliated with G-Unit?
Hahaha
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 04, 2010, 01:21:24 PM
See I dont fuck with spiders....fuck that.  Especially that fuckin beast..
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 04, 2010, 01:28:34 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 04, 2010, 01:31:56 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

But it's scary :'(
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 04, 2010, 01:33:28 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

But it's scary :'(
why?
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: 'EclipZe on February 04, 2010, 01:38:19 PM
I would've needed a bigggg vacuum cleaner for that bitch haha.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 04, 2010, 01:38:42 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

But it's scary :'(
why?

'Cause it's a big ass spider that moves quicker than you and a lot of people are ignorant to it's full capabilities. A lot of people who are 6 ft and taller don't fuck with midgets.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 04, 2010, 01:46:38 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 04, 2010, 02:10:53 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol

i'd rather know there is a bear in my room & i know where it is at all times than a spider creeping around & one second it's there & the next it's gone & hiding, just ready to pop out at me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&feature=related

check this guy, fucks with lions, rhinos, lizards, snakes; but i watched the show & he said he's unbelievably terrified of spiders.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, A FUCKING HOUSE SPIDER JUST STARTED CRAWLING DOWN FROM THE CEILING LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE; THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! :boohoo:
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 04, 2010, 02:14:04 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol

i'd rather know there is a bear in my room & i know where it is at all times than a spider creeping around & one second it's there & the next it's gone & hiding, just ready to pop out at me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&feature=related

check this guy, fucks with lions, rhinos, lizards, snakes; but i watched the show & he said he's unbelievably terrified of spiders.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, A FUCKING HOUSE SPIDER JUST STARTED CRAWLING DOWN FROM THE CEILING LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE; THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! :boohoo:

lol I'll kill a regular spider with no problem but a camel spider or that shit that's in the video...I'm cool on those shits
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 04, 2010, 02:15:38 PM
^no, fuck all spiders; no matter the size.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: QuietTruth on February 04, 2010, 04:30:07 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol

i'd rather know there is a bear in my room & i know where it is at all times than a spider creeping around & one second it's there & the next it's gone & hiding, just ready to pop out at me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&feature=related

check this guy, fucks with lions, rhinos, lizards, snakes; but i watched the show & he said he's unbelievably terrified of spiders.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, A FUCKING HOUSE SPIDER JUST STARTED CRAWLING DOWN FROM THE CEILING LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE; THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! :boohoo:

LMFAO!!!!!!


Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on February 04, 2010, 10:41:05 PM
lol the lil girl was like "daddy be careful".... then "told you not to play with spiders"
classic lil girl knew what was up
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 05, 2010, 02:56:36 AM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 05, 2010, 10:22:10 AM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.

Everybody has something they fear...it isnt always dangerous, shit Ive seen somebody that was scared of feathers before.  Spiders used to scare the shit outta me.  I can deal with em now tho.  Even tho, that muthafuckin spider in the video i think id have to shoot lol.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 05, 2010, 11:43:08 AM
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 05, 2010, 12:01:43 PM
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 05, 2010, 12:05:45 PM
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

and how it's so hairy lol.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 05, 2010, 01:48:50 PM
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 05, 2010, 04:54:04 PM
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.

there isnt any.  Maybe some flying insects...but even those are nowhere near as feared as spiders. 
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 05, 2010, 05:04:11 PM
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.

there isnt any.  Maybe some flying insects...but even those are nowhere near as feared as spiders. 
I'd rather go to battle with a spider over a roach or cricket anyday.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 05, 2010, 05:12:49 PM
^ a cricket? :D
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 05, 2010, 05:18:23 PM
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.

there isnt any.  Maybe some flying insects...but even those are nowhere near as feared as spiders. 
I'd rather go to battle with a spider over a roach or cricket anyday.

You trippin...lol
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: maximus on February 05, 2010, 05:39:51 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.

Have you been bitten by one I been bitten a heap of times houses i live in infested n shit and that shit fkn hurts
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: NotoriousTDA on February 05, 2010, 05:52:48 PM
thank jesus cold ass canada doesnt have spiders that fucking size (atleast i dont think we do)
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 05, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
^ a cricket? :D
I had a bad experience once  :-\
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chad Vader on February 05, 2010, 06:45:05 PM
Damn, I don't normally mind spiders but that shit was huge.


This one is huge;


Oh Shit Son  :o
GIGANTIC Spider Devovering a BIRD
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1079895/The-amazing-pictures-giant-spider-eating-bird.html
Quote
By Richard Shears
Last updated at 3:48 PM on 23rd October 2008

If anyone doubted the existence of bird-eating spiders - often depicted in horror movies set in the jungles of South America - the proof is in these amazing photos from Australia.

A huge spider has been photographed tucking into a hapless bird which became entangled in its web - in a family's back garden!

The pictures were taken earlier this week as the Golden Orb Weaver spider joined the list of other creatures that have made headlines from Australia and the Pacific as they devoured prey - including a fish eating a seagull and a python eating a wallaby.

But no-one expected to come across a garden scene of a bird being devoured by a spider, especially as Golden Orb Weavers confine their daily meal to large insects.

Mr Joel Shakespeare, a spider expert at the Australian Reptile Park said: 'This particular spider can grow larger than a human hand, so if a bird gets caught in its web I'm not surprised it will start eating it.

'It seems pretty obvious that the poor bird, a chestnut-breasted Mannikin (a type of finch), has flown straight into the web and not been able to free itself before the spider struck.'

Mr Shakespeare said the spider would have used its venom to break down the bird for eating and then wrapped up the pieces in web as a kind of food parcel.

Experts such as Queensland Museum's Mr Greg Czechura say Golden Orb Weavers build very strong webs, but they point out that the spider would not have struck until the bird became weak as it tried to struggle free.

'The more they struggle, the more tangled up and exhausted they get and they go into stress,' said Mr Czechura.

'If a spider gets a bird, it's a very lucky spider.'

In other cases of reptiles in the wild attacking other species, a Queensland couple has told how they found a python devouring their dog, just weeks after other snakes killed their cat and guinea pig.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/23/article-1079895-02371FDB000005DC-877_468x310.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/23/article-1079895-02371FD7000005DC-717_468x306.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/23/article-1079895-02371FD3000005DC-910_224x368.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/23/article-1079895-02371F6C000005DC-999_224x368.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/338455820_cf5f64bea0.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 05, 2010, 09:54:44 PM
^DON'T EVER POSTS PICS LIKE THAT AGAIN! :P
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 06, 2010, 12:42:12 AM
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...
Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.
Mosquito's, everybody here panics when they see one.

When one slips in class the class stops, 30 people scared as fuck for a tiny ass bug...
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 06, 2010, 01:05:10 AM
Mosquitos are bitchmade. Now a dragonfly is something I'll stay away from. Even the name is too gangsta for me.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaChamp on February 06, 2010, 03:46:26 AM
if your scared of a spider like that then your a straight up pussy
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: JMan on February 06, 2010, 06:16:51 AM
Now a dragonfly is something I'll stay away from. Even the name is too gangsta for me.

not gangsta enough.. in my younger days i actually watched some boy eat one, that image will stay with me forever lol  :puke:
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 06, 2010, 01:16:08 PM
Mosquitos are bitchmade.

word, all other bugs are bitchmade to me besides Spiders & Roaches.

i don't fear Roaches but there is something about them that i don't like lol.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chad Vader on February 06, 2010, 01:34:17 PM
^DON'T EVER POSTS PICS LIKE THAT AGAIN! :P

I would hate to come across that thing!

And this: (http://www.angelfire.com/mech/elispot/images/tblondi.jpg) (The largest spider in the world)

is that the bird eating spider from South America? Cus I know that shit can grow to be up to 18 inches in diameter....scary shit.

this is a brown recluse it will fuck you up. not as cool sounding/looking as black widow but way more dangerous
(http://www.wyopestcontrol.com/images/brown_recluse_lg.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 06, 2010, 02:27:02 PM
^fuck you, man! :D
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chad Vader on February 06, 2010, 02:28:50 PM
^fuck you, man! :D


(http://www.pornimages.com/photos/giant-spider-in-back-yard-eating-lizard.jpg)
(http://conservationreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/spider-eating-lizard2.jpg)
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Nutty on February 06, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol.  

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.

Never seen this?
(http://www.obscurehorror.com/arachnophobia_lg.jpg)

Fear of spiders is no joke. Used to tease my younger sister with them daddy long legs heaps back in the day.

lmao@ the dad. Australian accent? I'd be 'careful' too, poisonous spiders.....snakes.... there :-\
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 06, 2010, 04:53:49 PM
Spider's aren't bugs....
Bugs have 6 legs, spiders have 8.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 06, 2010, 05:02:54 PM
Spider's aren't bugs....
Bugs have 6 legs, spiders have 8.


but they are most closely associated with bugs.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 06, 2010, 05:03:24 PM
Spider's aren't bugs....
Bugs have 6 legs, spiders have 8.


but they are most closely associated with bugs.
no, with crabs
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chad Vader on February 06, 2010, 05:50:48 PM
Quote
Japanese spider crab
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab
The Japanese spider crab, Macrocheira kaempferi, is the largest known arthropod; fully grown it can reach a leg span of almost 4 m (13 ft), a body size of up to 37 cm (15 inches) and a weight of up to 20 kg (44 lb). The crab's natural habitat is on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean (some 300 to 400 m deep) around Japan, where it feeds on dead animals and shellfish. It is believed to have a life expectancy of up to 100 years.[1]

Currently, this is the only living species of the genus Macrocheira, but there have been two reports of other fossil specimens. M. kaempferi is named in honor of Engelbert Kaempfer, the German traveller and naturalist from Lemgo, Germany.

(http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/Content/giant-spider-crab-418877-lw.jpg)
(http://www.photopassjapan.com/images/img%206646%20osaka%20wan%20tenpozan%20kaiyukan%20takaashigani%20-%20osaka%20aquarium%20giant%20spider%20crab.jpg)
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 06, 2010, 05:55:22 PM
^DON'T EVER POSTS PICS LIKE THAT AGAIN! :P

I would hate to come across that thing!

And this: (http://www.angelfire.com/mech/elispot/images/tblondi.jpg) (The largest spider in the world)

is that the bird eating spider from South America? Cus I know that shit can grow to be up to 18 inches in diameter....scary shit.

this is a brown recluse it will fuck you up. not as cool sounding/looking as black widow but way more dangerous
(http://www.wyopestcontrol.com/images/brown_recluse_lg.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yeah those are fuckin bad. 

Heres a bite...

(http://www.budgetpestcontrol.com/images/Day9.jpg)
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 06, 2010, 05:57:54 PM
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Japanese spider crab
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab
The Japanese spider crab, Macrocheira kaempferi, is the largest known arthropod; fully grown it can reach a leg span of almost 4 m (13 ft), a body size of up to 37 cm (15 inches) and a weight of up to 20 kg (44 lb). The crab's natural habitat is on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean (some 300 to 400 m deep) around Japan, where it feeds on dead animals and shellfish. It is believed to have a life expectancy of up to 100 years.[1]

Currently, this is the only living species of the genus Macrocheira, but there have been two reports of other fossil specimens. M. kaempferi is named in honor of Engelbert Kaempfer, the German traveller and naturalist from Lemgo, Germany.

(http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/Content/giant-spider-crab-418877-lw.jpg)
(http://www.photopassjapan.com/images/img%206646%20osaka%20wan%20tenpozan%20kaiyukan%20takaashigani%20-%20osaka%20aquarium%20giant%20spider%20crab.jpg)

Fuckin nightmare lol.  Imagine gettin tangled up with that damn thing...13 foot legspan lol
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 06, 2010, 11:49:34 PM
Now a dragonfly is something I'll stay away from. Even the name is too gangsta for me.

not gangsta enough.. in my younger days i actually watched some boy eat one, that image will stay with me forever lol  :puke:
LOL.....nevermind then

YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.

Never seen this?
(http://www.obscurehorror.com/arachnophobia_lg.jpg)

Fear of spiders is no joke. Used to tease my younger sister with them daddy long legs heaps back in the day.

lmao@ the dad. Australian accent? I'd be 'careful' too, poisonous spiders.....snakes.... there :-\
Saw that shit when I was like 4 or 5 years old. Fucked me up.

It makes me feel kinda bad reading this thread and knowing I love to eat shit like crab legs. I'm a walking contradiction.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaChamp on February 07, 2010, 02:43:18 AM
Spiders are gangsta
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on February 07, 2010, 05:46:11 AM
Japanese spider crab, scary shit. Apparently it can grow twice the size then the one on the first pic.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/152097082_a0788d18af.jpg)

(http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/spidercrabdance.gif)

lol the fish in this vid is just chillin
http://www.youtube.com/v/UhtpYSmpvOM&hl
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 07, 2010, 08:09:07 AM
lol, crabs don't scare me; i don't care how big it is.

look how slow they move, they don't sneak around, YOU CAN EAT THEM.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chad Vader on February 07, 2010, 08:37:27 AM
lol, crabs don't scare me; i don't care how big it is.


You wouldnt back off if these fuckers stood in front of you?  :P
(http://www.photopassjapan.com/images/img%206646%20osaka%20wan%20tenpozan%20kaiyukan%20takaashigani%20-%20osaka%20aquarium%20giant%20spider%20crab.jpg)


YOU CAN EAT THEM.

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http://www.extremescience.com/BiggestSpider.htm
Believe it or not, there are people in South America who eat tarantulas.
Many of us in developed countries are repulsed by the idea of eating insects or spiders, but it actually makes sense if you think about it.
They are the most plentiful living things on earth and they are a good source of protein.
I've heard tarantulas roasted in their own skins over a campfire are pretty tasty.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 07, 2010, 09:22:22 AM
i would fight it, to the death. ;D

anyway, i don't see many of those crawling around your house; dropping down from your ceiling.

& fuck people in South America lol.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 07, 2010, 09:57:45 AM
Now a dragonfly is something I'll stay away from. Even the name is too gangsta for me.

not gangsta enough.. in my younger days i actually watched some boy eat one, that image will stay with me forever lol  :puke:
LOL.....nevermind then

YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.

Never seen this?
(http://www.obscurehorror.com/arachnophobia_lg.jpg)

Fear of spiders is no joke. Used to tease my younger sister with them daddy long legs heaps back in the day.

lmao@ the dad. Australian accent? I'd be 'careful' too, poisonous spiders.....snakes.... there :-\
Saw that shit when I was like 4 or 5 years old. Fucked me up.

It makes me feel kinda bad reading this thread and knowing I love to eat shit like crab legs. I'm a walking contradiction.

even worse, isnt the Lobster related to the cockroach?!  And you KNOW how u feel about cockroaches lol
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 07, 2010, 10:01:23 AM
lol, crabs don't scare me; i don't care how big it is.

look how slow they move, they don't sneak around, YOU CAN EAT THEM.

lol they dont scare you cus youre in front of a computer screen...imagine if you were scuba diving or some shit....and come around a rock....then, BOOM...13 foot wide spider crab is starin u right in the face lol.  You think u aint gonna be freakin out?!
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 07, 2010, 10:02:34 AM
lol, crabs don't scare me; i don't care how big it is.

look how slow they move, they don't sneak around, YOU CAN EAT THEM.

lol they dont scare you cus youre in front of a computer screen...imagine if you were scuba diving or some shit....and come around a rock....then, BOOM...13 foot wide spider crab is starin u right in the face lol.  You think u aint gonna be freakin out?!
Yes only because the legs might cut my air thingie
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Fraxxx on February 07, 2010, 10:06:33 AM
I'm okay with spiders, but it makes me uncomortable to watch a spider/insect eat birds, reptiles or mammals. This thing is FAST! ;D

http://www.youtube.com/v/lWS04I80L3Q
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 07, 2010, 01:33:27 PM
lol, crabs don't scare me; i don't care how big it is.

look how slow they move, they don't sneak around, YOU CAN EAT THEM.

lol they dont scare you cus youre in front of a computer screen...imagine if you were scuba diving or some shit....and come around a rock....then, BOOM...13 foot wide spider crab is starin u right in the face lol.  You think u aint gonna be freakin out?!

i guess, but how often do i go scuba diving near Japan? :P

i just know there aren't any crawling around my house or in my entire state; i feel like i'm at a safe distance lol.
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chad Vader on February 07, 2010, 02:03:16 PM
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Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: Chamillitary Click on February 07, 2010, 02:18:10 PM
^LOLOLOLOL, CLASSIC! :laugh:
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on February 07, 2010, 03:18:18 PM
lol, crabs don't scare me; i don't care how big it is.

look how slow they move, they don't sneak around, YOU CAN EAT THEM.

lol they dont scare you cus youre in front of a computer screen...imagine if you were scuba diving or some shit....and come around a rock....then, BOOM...13 foot wide spider crab is starin u right in the face lol.  You think u aint gonna be freakin out?!
Yes only because the legs might cut my air thingie

Easy to say from dry land.  Its like people who say that they wouldnt be scared if somebody pulls a gun on em....or talk about what they WOULD do lol.  You say that shit...but if youve ever had somebody really pull a gun on u...you might not act like the superhero u think u are. lol
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 07, 2010, 03:50:44 PM
(http://205.196.123.209/8726199cc2351fb8b99e77981cdf4dc86g.jpg)
(http://205.196.123.229/cd3dd434987822d5f86bf1a9b1f340126g.jpg)
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(http://205.196.123.218/181679c930218470d6a4a026a7a5fd0b6g.jpg)

Lol
Title: Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
Post by: ikke on February 08, 2010, 07:37:15 AM
lol, crabs don't scare me; i don't care how big it is.

look how slow they move, they don't sneak around, YOU CAN EAT THEM.

lol they dont scare you cus youre in front of a computer screen...imagine if you were scuba diving or some shit....and come around a rock....then, BOOM...13 foot wide spider crab is starin u right in the face lol.  You think u aint gonna be freakin out?!
Yes only because the legs might cut my air thingie

Easy to say from dry land.  Its like people who say that they wouldnt be scared if somebody pulls a gun on em....or talk about what they WOULD do lol.  You say that shit...but if youve ever had somebody really pull a gun on u...you might not act like the superhero u think u are. lol
Maybem but I"m pretty much dead inside

Last time I thought I was scared I was just cold