West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 04, 2003, 05:41:14 PM
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Yo...I'm involved with this girl, and I know I'm gunna fuck her and do all sorts of shit...But I need ya'lls advice...Do any of ya'll have any secretes of how to be good in bed? Not only fucking...Anything...from fingering, to eating pussy, to kissing...I wanna be real good in bed with this girl, cuz I know that she's real good in bed, and she's been with some pro's...If ya'll know any secretes, list 'em here please...Thanks, I appreciate it...PeACe
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Man I hope this girl or any of your close friends aint got the net cos they will be in tears after reading that.
Man, honestly I dont think there any advice anybody can give to you exept for be yourself, play it cool, be smooth and dont just go trying to fuck her. Be gentle with her, if she likes that, if she likes it hard, be hard with her, just go with the flow. If you want sum good positions just look them up on the Internet, go on Kazaa or sumit adn download a few porno's and see how they do it, try not to be nervous tho man, just take it easy.
Hope I helped. Good luck.
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No...I need advice from somone who knows their shit...Bez, thanks for trying to help me, but no thanks...I need somone to tell me exactly what to do, somone to teach me things...I have a million pornos...That's never gunna help me...I need some good advice that would make me good in bed...I wanna be a pro...I wanna really impress this girl...Please, somone help me...Tell me what would make me good...What a girl would like...PeACe
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punch her in the chest really hard
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read up on the erogenous zones. Dont just go right for the goods, its best to work your way there by hittin the neck, ears, wrists, naval, thighs, feet if they aint nasty, etc etc. just take your time and dont act like a horny virgin who just wants to bust a quick nut.
oh yea peep askmen.com they have some dope articles there about dating, sex, all that shit.
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Man, honestly I dont think there any advice anybody can give to you exept for be yourself, play it cool, be smooth and dont just go trying to fuck her.
Hey man...This girl REALLY likes me...She's the one who's fast, she's the one who wants to fuck...She's the one who wants to come over to my house and watch movies...Everytime she sees me she comes up too me and starts hugging/cuddling up on me...I'm not the one who's just trying to "Fuck her", but I guarantee, she really wants to get some from me...She calls me 10 times a day, and tells me how horny she is ALL the time...I just wanna impress her...I wanna be good...PeACe
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No...I need advice from somone who knows their shit...Bez, thanks for trying to help me, but no thanks...I need somone to tell me exactly what to do, somone to teach me things...I have a million pornos...That's never gunna help me...I need some good advice that would make me good in bed...I wanna be a pro...I wanna really impress this girl...Please, somone help me...Tell me what would make me good...What a girl would like...PeACe
Well I have never been so embarressed in all my life. lol
try ice cubes, cream. Oh by the way man, I might not of of slept with anybody but that dont mean I dont know my shit, not being big headed or nothing but I score with chicks everytime I go out, almost. And like 3 of my best friends have girls that they have been with for a while and they tlel me all there shit what they do together, man I aint ever slept with a gilr yet but I know when I do I will be the bomb in bed.
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read up on the erogenous zones. Dont just go right for the goods, its best to work your way there by hittin the neck, ears, wrists, naval, thighs, feet if they aint nasty, etc etc. just take your time and dont act like a horny virgin who just wants to bust a quick nut.
oh yea peep askmen.com they have some dope articles there about dating, sex, all that shit.
Thanks for the advice...Like i said...She wants to fuck, not the other way around...I dont really care for going up in her...She's the horny girl who needs/wants some lovin' from me...PeACe
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give her a NJ
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read up on the erogenous zones. Dont just go right for the goods, its best to work your way there by hittin the neck, ears, wrists, naval, thighs, feet if they aint nasty, etc etc. just take your time and dont act like a horny virgin who just wants to bust a quick nut.
oh yea peep askmen.com they have some dope articles there about dating, sex, all that shit.
Thanks for the advice...Like i said...She wants to fuck, not the other way around...I dont really care for going up in her...She's the horny girl who needs/wants some lovin' from me...PeACe
hmmm sounds like a ho. Anyway make sure you work her up a bit first (i.e finger/go down on her), 'cause if it's your first time your the one that's more than likely to go before she does and you really just wanna go just before or at the same time she does. I find that if you start from the top part of her body and work your way all the way down, and then work your way back up again works best.
oh..and the best piece of advice I can give you, is that make sure she ain't on her period! :-X That's kinda messy.
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I know what to do.
You put on a record of......ah damn I forgot...what was his name again.....uh....SCCIT....yeah now I remember. Sccit tha shit. man, no girl can resist THAT guy. he is just so dope. he's a crip he roles wit Cube and he is waaaaaaaaaay better than Snoop. it's unbelievable. ;)
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give her a NJ
word, give her a NOSE JOB
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Bez, thanks for trying to help me, but no thanks...
lmao
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Females are all different man. No one trick, or suggestion works for all. Ya just gotta experiment, and listen to the noises she makes, or doesn't make. Take your time, and be open to suggestions. Communication whether through words, or body lauguage is the key to sex/foreplay. Peace.
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Give it to her doggystyle and right before you are about to bust a nut pull it out and spit on her back and act like u busted. when she rolls over bust in her face.
Or ask her to stick her fingers up your butt.
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Give it to her doggystyle and right before you are about to bust a nut pull it out and spit on her back and act like u busted. when she rolls over bust in her face.
Or ask her to stick her fingers up your butt.
U must be fucking kidding me, right?
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give her a NJ
word, give her a NOSE JOB
LOL... You'z a foo' for quoting yourself.. just cuz nobody asked what a NJ was... LOL.
NIK, You ever hear of a Donkey Punch? You fuck her in tha ass and punch her in tha back of tha head while she's cummin... you gotta knock her out though, and when she faints her asshole tightens up.... and yeah.... Dont know if you wanna try that though. I swear... I heard it works.
But really tha best advice anyone can probably give you is tha nose dive thing... unless she's one of them chicks who aint comfortable with that... she sounds like a freak though..
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LMAO@ ask her to pur her fingers up ur but
LMAO@ nose job
LMAO@ WCC
i love u guys,,all of ya'l comedys''
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Give it to her doggystyle and right before you are about to bust a nut pull it out and spit on her back and act like u busted. when she rolls over bust in her face.
Or ask her to stick her fingers up your butt.
U must be fucking kidding me, right?
do it man, u said u wanna impress her right? what better way to do it than blow a load in her face when she is least expecting it. and if you are not up for that I am sure she would be down for sticking her fingers up your butt. You will like it, try it yourself.
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LMAO @ sticking fingers up your butt
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theres a simple way around this... juss tell her... she'll be coo ;)
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Yo man.. I wouldnt say im a pornstar but i kno my stuff i think (lol).
If your gonna eat pussy.. Go for the clit, dont tounge fuck her straight away work into it.. Take ur time n shit.. and try fingerin her while lickin her they like that, and dont try n kiss her right after.. you might get your teeth knocked out lol.
If u gots ne Q's or wanna chat jus hit me up on AIM u got my S/N
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LMAO at some of these suggestions, especially ACGrundy, damn man you think in strange ways.
Anyways, Sccit, just be yourself man, you only get better with experience, and if she is gagging for it like it sounds as if she is, she'll probably enjoy it whatever, so just take your time, and don't bust your nutt within 10 seconds or some shit.
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lolol, dam hes guna have 1 fucked up night with all the advice he is getting.
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This has got to be the weirdest thread ever...
That Donky Punch shit sounds str8 nasty though. And that spit on her back & bust a nut in her face - where the HELL do y'all come up with this shit?
All I can say is satisfy her - ask her "how do you want it?" and then give it to her. Make sure you sing it like K-Ci & JoJo too. ;D
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look in ya parentr room fa their handcuffs....fa when they get REAAAAAAL NASTY!
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Give it to her doggystyle and right before you are about to bust a nut pull it out and spit on her back and act like u busted. when she rolls over bust in her face.
Or ask her to stick her fingers up your butt.
LMFAO man
if this girl is as 'experienced' as you say, just fuck her
As the slogan goes "Just do it"
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LMAO @ Javi quotin himself....what a foo
LMAO @ Grundys Facial tatic...LMAO!!!!
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Yes,quoting myself is great
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word some advise make yourself and her the most arroused as u can...USE a condom..A virgin will bust a nut in 2 seconds if not used.go with the flow..Try to work it as fast as u can ..what else is there to say...I suggest if u go for the clit with ya finger message it in circles..IT drives them nuts.To find it go right in the middle of the pussy and follow straight up until i feel a little bump in the center..Massage that for a bit.or try it with ya tounge
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Tease her.
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I mentioned she's black, right? I dunno if this makes any difference or not?
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I mentioned she's black, right? I dunno if this makes any difference or not?
Why should it?
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if shes had a few guys before she might want to try some new positions.
ask her if she wants doggy, coz that will increase her pleasure big time
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I mentioned she's black, right? I dunno if this makes any difference or not?
Why should it?
because NIKs parents are racist and would flip out if he boned a non jewish girl
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I mentioned she's black, right? I dunno if this makes any difference or not?
Why should it?
because NIKs parents are racist and would flip out if he boned a non jewish girl
Naah...that's not the reason...
Well, anyways...I haven't gotten such great advice over here...but whatever...It's all good...PeACe
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Well, anyways...I haven't gotten such great advice over here...but whatever...It's all good...PeACe
What did u expect, a step by step guide? LOL just go do it
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read up on the erogenous zones. Dont just go right for the goods, its best to work your way there by hittin the neck, ears, wrists, naval, thighs, feet if they aint nasty, etc etc. just take your time and dont act like a horny virgin who just wants to bust a quick nut.
oh yea peep askmen.com they have some dope articles there about dating, sex, all that shit.
Yo...thanks a lot...That's the best advice I got so far...AskMen.com is the shit...PeACe
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Can a girl help???? Just be gentle talk to her and touch her where u already know she likes to be touched what else is there to say what u think theres a magic touch or something u should already kno how to turn her on just go with the flow~
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No...I need advice from somone who knows their shit...Bez, thanks for trying to help me, but no thanks...I need somone to tell me exactly what to do, somone to teach me things...I have a million pornos...That's never gunna help me...I need some good advice that would make me good in bed...I wanna be a pro...I wanna really impress this girl...Please, somone help me...Tell me what would make me good...What a girl would like...PeACe
You know you're my homie, and I'm tryin' not to even post up on here that much anymore, but man... You're gonna screw up SO BAD just because you have the attitude that you have to live up to somebody else's standards, or that there's a textbook way to have sex. The first thing that's gonna happen, for REAL, is you're only gonna last about, oh, 3 or 4 minutes, LOL. Why? Because you're too damn excited about it. You haven't even known this girl that long either, you're gonna screw it all up.
The thing I would suggest is, to just be yourself, and don't think of it as some big act that you have to do perfect, or that you have to do this if she does this, and plan it all out. I don't know what kind of person you are around women, but if you respect them, I mean REALLY respect them, you won't have any problems, because you'll just naturally do the right thing. I guess it depends on the girl though, if she's quality she won't be worrying about what exactly you do, but what the whole situation is like. It's not like anybody can come up on here and tell you first base for 10 minutes, second base for 10 minutes, third base for 10 minutes, blah blah blah. When I was younger, for instance, I used to just kiss this girl I was in love with for hours sometimes, and we were both totally into it, it was better than sex even, it's all about your head and what you're both thinking, and how you feel about each other, the mechanics are unimportant if you're minds right. Don't go looking for exactly what to do, you've seen pornos, so you know the basics, just be natural, and do what you feel like doing, not what you've seen other people doing, or what other people tell you, and that honestly is some of the best advice I've learned in my entire life.
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LMAO...when your fucking her...stick a finger up her ass...she'll love it ;D ;D ;D
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for REAL, is you're only gonna last about, oh, 3 or 4 minutes, LOL. Why? Because you're too damn excited about it.
Geeezzzz, thanks!...Naah, for real though...I think I can last at least 20-30 mins if I do it right...But thanks for the advice...PeACe
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for REAL, is you're only gonna last about, oh, 3 or 4 minutes, LOL. Why? Because you're too damn excited about it.
Geeezzzz, thanks!...Naah, for real though...I think I can last at least 20-30 mins if I do it right...But thanks for the advice...PeACe
lol, remember you said that. You'll have plenty of time to think about it after you bust in the first 3 or 4 minutes.
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LOL @ NIK...
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I think I can last at least 20-30 mins if I do it right...But thanks for the advice...PeACe
Does it take you 25 mins to take your clothes off? ;D
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I think I can last at least 20-30 mins if I do it right...But thanks for the advice...PeACe
Does it take you 25 mins to take your clothes off? ;D
lol
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DAMN! Ya'll are underating the big sccit like a muhhfucka!
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LOL... you want to make her happy, nothing wrong with putting your tongue dowmstairs. It's last longer than the sex, and she'll love you for it. I got secrets, but Big Sccit and I ain't good friends, but just let you tongue do your shit, and the sex will last 3-4 minutes on the first time, trust me. Unless you masterbat first, but then your dick is soft, you don't want that. But don't worry, if you want to do her, it's good for her. Yourself will be sex, but she wouldn't be mad if it's you first. Peace
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DAMN! Ya'll are underating the big sccit like a muhhfucka!
lol, yer come on guys he has like an 11 incher! Lets give him some support!
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LoL...me and this girl did some shit yesterday...i was about to fuck her (she asked) and her mom came home right when she went to get me a condom...LoL...Ill post the whole story later...
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Sorry to have to bump this but mane, I cant believe I havent checked out this forum. This shit way more interesting and funny then rap. Anyway, how bout you impress her by playing that West Coast Compilation shit you made. PLay Narrators Sing for tha Moment. She may be laughin so hard that you can just have your way with her. Best advice is to have a little bit of drank in you. It wont be as akward if you got bout a 40 in ya. No joke. It will help her out too and will make her look better. Lets hear how it goes.....
Free Project Pat!!!
DreDay
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Sorry to have to bump this but mane, I cant believe I havent checked out this forum. This shit way more interesting and funny then rap. Anyway, how bout you impress her by playing that West Coast Compilation shit you made. PLay Narrators Sing for tha Moment. She may be laughin so hard that you can just have your way with her. Best advice is to have a little bit of drank in you. It wont be as akward if you got bout a 40 in ya. No joke. It will help her out too and will make her look better. Lets hear how it goes.....
Free Project Pat!!!
DreDay
lol, props man. You're makin some good posts.
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I wanna hear the condom story too.
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I wanna hear the condom story too.
LoL...There are two condom stories...We were about to fuck twice, but something went wrong both times...PeACe
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I wanna hear the condom story too.
LoL...There are two condom stories...We were about to fuck twice, but something went wrong both times...PeACe
Booooo.. ;D
What went wrong?? Do you actually mean......
Jim from American Pie when he tried to seduce Shannon Elizabeth??
Muahaha.. :P
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NIK - "baby, wait, wait, don't take your shirt off yet... i'm already excit... OH NO THERE GOES HER JACKET
splash
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No...Not even...I'll post the story's soon...
And no, I wasn't excited...My dick wasn't even fully hard...PeACe
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No...Not even...I'll post the story's soon...
And no, I wasn't excited...My dick wasn't even fully hard...PeACe
Ya black chicks usually don't turn me on either ::)
LOL...PeAcE. :P
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No...Not even...I'll post the story's soon...
And no, I wasn't excited...My dick wasn't even fully hard...PeACe
Ya black chicks usually don't turn me on either ::)
LOL...PeAcE. :P
I kno...It's black guys that turn you on...PeACe
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No...Not even...I'll post the story's soon...
And no, I wasn't excited...My dick wasn't even fully hard...PeACe
Ya black chicks usually don't turn me on either ::)
LOL...PeAcE. :P
I kno...It's black guys that turn you on...PeACe
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Good comeback nik. I laffed at that kidda,.
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nik listen, i had a friend whos bf was like you,he was SOOO worried bout it, that on the night they had everythin just right and guess what? He cudnt get it up!!! So i think u should relax!!!And anyway be careful we dont want more ugly kids on welfare do we :D
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nik listen, i had a friend whos bf was like you,he was SOOO worried bout it, that on the night they had everythin just right and guess what? He cudnt get it up!!! So i think u should relax!!!And anyway be careful we dont want more ugly kids on welfare do we :D
I'm not worried at all anymore...
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LOL
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LMAO wow Nik said that? :o 5 years does ALOT to a muthaphucka :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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haha this thread is kinda embarrassing.
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Lol @ NIK's insecure kike ass
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lmao :D
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good shit, you aint goin to get nowhere with girls if you dont give em what they need... lol at some of the sensitive advice!!!
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damn, NIK even lost his virginity on here.......
Seer, just give him the site already.
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damn, NIK even lost his virginity on here.......
Seer, just give him the site already.
LMAO, NIK i'm embarrassed for you.
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while I don't doubt the eliors a douchebag, this was 5 years ago. Most you kids on here were probably just figuring out how to jack off around then.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! this shit is hilarious!! HAHA
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Nik was right...this site does need him 8) funny shit
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! this shit is hilarious!! HAHA
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LOL@the fruitcakes getting excited over a thread I made when I was 15.
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LOL@the fruitcakes getting excited over a thread I made when I was 15.
You would rape the shit out of anyone else on here if a thread like this came up about them on here that was this funny, wouldnt you LOL?
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Now_I_Know_Too_much
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Nik was right...this site does need him 8) funny shit
hahaha
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damn, NIK even lost his virginity on here.......
Seer, just give him the site already.
lololololol
wow this is some comedy. man that's crazy. i bet if you pulled up some shit from the 01, 02, 03 days...we'd all look pretty pathetic
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lol i just realized I replied to this thread in 03.
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LOL@the fruitcakes getting excited over a thread I made when I was 15.
You would rape the shit out of anyone else on here if a thread like this came up about them on here that was this funny, wouldnt you LOL?
i dunno about that...asking for sexual advice at the age of 15 isn't that embarassing, in my opinion. had it been a thread asking how to jerk it or how my mom's a hoe, i'd probably agree with you.
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You can't expect much else from 15 year olds
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LOL@the fruitcakes getting excited over a thread I made when I was 15.
You would rape the shit out of anyone else on here if a thread like this came up about them on here that was this funny, wouldnt you LOL?
i dunno about that...asking for sexual advice at the age of 15 isn't that embarassing, in my opinion. had it been a thread asking how to jerk it or how my mom's a hoe, i'd probably agree with you.
true ;)
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lolol, dam hes guna have 1 fucked up night with all the advice he is getting.
lmfao... 8) 8) 8)
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just give her the shocker.
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Yeah, dude was just 15. None of y'all perfected your fuck game at 15 unless you were a Catholic choir boy.
However, I motion to lock this before floydness sees this.
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too late... lol
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i remember reading this thread 5 years ago when i was 15. i didnt reply because i didnt have shit to say. LOL.
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i remember reading this thread 5 years ago when i was 15. i didnt reply because i didnt have shit to say. LOL.
Haha.
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Fucks goin on here
(http://www.inspirationbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/nike_just_do_it.jpg)
SCREAM " CUNT CUNT CUNT" and windmill your dick
works every mother fuckin time
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LMAO how did this one not get bumped
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how did the night go Nik? Give us a play-by-play
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Fucks goin on here
(http://www.inspirationbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/nike_just_do_it.jpg)
SCREAM " CUNT CUNT CUNT" and windmill your dick
works every mother fuckin time
hahaha
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punch her in the chest really hard
Hahahahahah.
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Yeah, dude was just 15. None of y'all perfected your fuck game at 15 unless you were a Catholic choir boy.
However, I motion to lock this before floydness sees this.
STFU! Stop being a protective faggot, Sik.
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bahahaha what a fucking faggot!!
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LOL
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NIK seems to share everything with dubcc but he hasn't told us anything about the top notch fees that he claims he has been sexually active with.
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LMAO how did this one not get bumped
we were waiting for ur cracker ass 2 bump it
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lmao at OG Sikotic protecting his homie like the Uncle Tom he is.
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makaveli.. 12:52:21 AM Viewing the topic Kastro - Music Gets Me High 2 Feat. Sosa Tha Plug.
From Dre-Day to Nate Day 12:51:51 AM Viewing the topic Crooked i deserve to be considered one of the best.
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looks like NIK is still interested in learning help at age 25
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lmao at OG Sikotic protecting his homie like the Uncle Tom he is.
Those were different times, man.
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lmao at OG Sikotic protecting his homie like the Uncle Tom he is.
Those were different times, man.
It's ok man, we all love white girls.
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makaveli.. 12:52:21 AM Viewing the topic Kastro - Music Gets Me High 2 Feat. Sosa Tha Plug.
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looks like NIK is still interested in learning help at age 25
LMAO!!!!
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lmao at OG Sikotic protecting his homie like the Uncle Tom he is.
smh @ gollum trolling like the troll he wishes he was
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lmao at OG Sikotic protecting his homie like the Uncle Tom he is.
smh @ gollum trolling like the troll he wishes he was
who's gollum?
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lmao at OG Sikotic protecting his homie like the Uncle Tom he is.
smh @ gollum trolling like the troll he wishes he was
who's gollum?
Me
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LMFAO. THIS NIGGA IS A HERB.
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LMFAO. THIS NIGGA IS A HERB.
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lmao at OG Sikotic protecting his homie like the Uncle Tom he is.
smh @ gollum trolling like the troll he wishes he was
who's gollum?
Me
Oh cool. I thought he was talking to me.
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lol, biebs n crack mad cuz they still virgins
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lol, biebs n crack mad cuz they still virgins
you start this thread and yet u think someone else is a virgin?? hahahahaha nice cover up Jaffar
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lol, biebs n crack mad cuz they still virgins
you start this thread and yet u think someone else is a virgin?? hahahahaha nice cover up Jaffar
I started a thread about fucking at the age of 15.... At that age, u were still learning how to stick ur thumb in ur ass.
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actually at 15 i was seduced by a milf named Orit
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aka ur still a virgin
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aka ur still a virgin
lmao
sad how your entire life is based around lying about yourself and making up lies about other people...i'd hate to be your friend in real life
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actually at 15 i was seduced by a milf named Orit
you mean seduced by youre cousin
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actually at 15 i was seduced by a milf named Orit
you mean seduced by youre cousin
first off it's your*
second off i am certainly not related to Orit except for the fact she calls me her daddy in bed
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aka ur still a virgin
lmao
sad how your entire life is based around lying about yourself and making up lies about other people...i'd hate to be your friend in real life
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no way anyone has ever had consensual sex with you
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aka ur still a virgin
lmao
sad how your entire life is based around lying about yourself and making up lies about other people...i'd hate to be your friend in real life
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no way anyone has ever had consensual sex with you
lmao @ losing arguments and having to resort to posting up a picture of me from 2006 :D
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to quote the great philosopher Shaq: tell me how my ass tastes
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like i said........
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no one will ever taste ur ass.
real spit, though, u look like one of the inbreds from "hills have eyes"..
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like i said........
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no one will ever taste ur ass.
you do the reverse charlie scheen....LOSING!
lol @ someone getting sex advice from a rap message forum and trying to diss other people - if that aint irony i dont know what is
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like i said........
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/48901_154001232_6561_n.jpg)
no one will ever taste ur ass.
you do the reverse charlie scheen....LOSING!
lol @ someone getting sex advice from a rap message forum and trying to diss other people - if that aint irony i dont know what is
when i was getting sex advice, ur devil reject lookin ass most likely didn't even know how to masturbate..
seriously, if u ever asked someone for sex advice, they'd just burst out in laughter.
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no one will ever taste ur ass.
WTF?!?!??!
2nd off anybody can get laid. you will see the ugliest cats with dimes. Just gotta be a manipulative asshole and its easy.
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billy bob wilson :-[
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LOL @ nik getting all butt hurt
first off we know NIK aint getting pussy thats why the hottest chick he's pulled is fatallie
second off when NIK wears a Lakers home jersey he lokos like a pencil with a cartoon Jaffar head as the eraser
third off K Macc is still butt hurt @ petey lol
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Holy shit, NIK is a flamer. If he didn't date that fat, ogre for years, I'd say he's gotta still be a virgin. But fat bitches gotta fuck because that's all they're good for.
lol @ calling niggas virgins after making this thread. How can I prove that I'm not a virgin, NIK? Be as cool as you & ask girls to make Hip Hop forum accounts to "chill" with me on here on friday nights? Ya faggot.
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no one will ever taste ur ass.
WTF?!?!??!
2nd off anybody can get laid. you will see the ugliest cats with dimes. Just gotta be a manipulative asshole and its easy.
not if they have down syndrome
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Holy shit, NIK is a flamer. If he didn't date that fat, ogre for years, I'd say he's gotta still be a virgin. But fat bitches gotta fuck because that's all they're good for.
lol @ calling niggas virgins after making this thread. How can I prove that I'm not a virgin, NIK? Be as cool as you & ask girls to make Hip Hop forum accounts to "chill" with me on here on friday nights? Ya faggot.
does it really matter if ur a virgin or not? at this point, bein a virgin would be a better look for u, considerin ur EASILY the gayest member on this entire website
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no one will ever taste ur ass.
WTF?!?!??!
2nd off anybody can get laid. you will see the ugliest cats with dimes. Just gotta be a manipulative asshole and its easy.
not if they have down syndrome
lmao thats your only clutch?
so you think someone with down syndrome can beat you in a fantasy basketball league (Even though you cheat)? that's funny because it makes you look retarded.
ps your brother's a gay. that must really hurt you inside nomatter how much you deny it.
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Holy shit, NIK is a flamer. If he didn't date that fat, ogre for years, I'd say he's gotta still be a virgin. But fat bitches gotta fuck because that's all they're good for.
lol @ calling niggas virgins after making this thread. How can I prove that I'm not a virgin, NIK? Be as cool as you & ask girls to make Hip Hop forum accounts to "chill" with me on here on friday nights? Ya faggot.
does it really matter if ur a virgin or not? at this point, bein a virgin would be a better look for u, considerin ur EASILY the gayest member on this entire website
Yeah, "easily". LMAO. I've never met a more bitter man in my entire life.
& Hack, you're done. I've been called Bieber for a solid year now. You're going to hear "down syndrome" for arguably the rest of your Dubcc career.
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Holy shit, NIK is a flamer. If he didn't date that fat, ogre for years, I'd say he's gotta still be a virgin. But fat bitches gotta fuck because that's all they're good for.
lol @ calling niggas virgins after making this thread. How can I prove that I'm not a virgin, NIK? Be as cool as you & ask girls to make Hip Hop forum accounts to "chill" with me on here on friday nights? Ya faggot.
does it really matter if ur a virgin or not? at this point, bein a virgin would be a better look for u, considerin ur EASILY the gayest member on this entire website
Yeah, "easily". LMAO. I've never met a more bitter man in my entire life.
& Hack, you're done. I've been called Bieber for a solid year now. You're going to hear "down syndrome" for arguably the rest of your Dubcc career.
lmao it's okay.....it means he can't out do a person with down syndrome in basketball (which is the only sport his brain can follow)
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Yeah, what kind of self-respecting man follows one sport?
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Yeah, what kind of self-respecting man follows one sport?
well NIK said that he can't go to football games because Raiders fans would beat him up for waxing his eyebrows and 49ers fans would be bugging him for waxing tips haha
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Yeah, what kind of self-respecting man follows one sport?
well NIK said that he can't go to football games because Raiders fans would beat him up for waxing his eyebrows and 49ers fans would be bugging him for waxing tips haha
NIK at a NFL game would be like Eden at a Wu-Tang concert.
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lmao
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Yeah, what kind of self-respecting man follows one sport?
well NIK said that he can't go to football games because Raiders fans would beat him up for waxing his eyebrows and 49ers fans would be bugging him for waxing tips haha
NIK at a NFL game would be like Eden at a Wu-Tang concert.
you aint heard Eden's mad rhymes?
http://soundcloud.com/edenshizzle/no-duhhh-ft-kniivess-awkward
"I mean I wasn't tryna say "I think you should paperbag me"
I'm the closest thing to 'YES HOMO', but I ain't that faggy
Karma's bad for your health, So I'll feed it to a drag queen
Hope that shit's dosed with some cyanid, cuz I don't like drag queens"
"Awkward Presents mother fucker here's a lil one for you,
and if you tryna throw it back, well faggot fuck you too"
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Yeah, what kind of self-respecting man follows one sport?
well NIK said that he can't go to football games because Raiders fans would beat him up for waxing his eyebrows and 49ers fans would be bugging him for waxing tips haha
NIK at a NFL game would be like Eden at a Wu-Tang concert.
lmao
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Yeah, what kind of self-respecting man follows one sport?
well NIK said that he can't go to football games because Raiders fans would beat him up for waxing his eyebrows and 49ers fans would be bugging him for waxing tips haha
NIK at a NFL game would be like Eden at a Wu-Tang concert.
hahaha
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y'all sleeping on Eden's mad rap game.
real spit.
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y'all sleeping on Eden's mad rap game.
real spit.
hes even better than nikky
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y'all sleeping on Eden's mad rap game.
real spit.
I think he swallows though.
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y'all sleeping on Eden's mad rap game.
real spit.
hes even better than nikky
lets not get crazy here.
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LOL @ nik getting all butt hurt
first off we know NIK aint getting pussy thats why the hottest chick he's pulled is fatallie
second off when NIK wears a Lakers home jersey he lokos like a pencil with a cartoon Jaffar head as the eraser
third off K Macc is still butt hurt @ petey lol
kmacc been butthurt
i thought he could take a joke but i can only assume when you show so many feminine traits that your probably better at taking dick
he proudly sports my name imma start calling him wifey... ;)
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Sccit is my homeboy, and obviously he made this thread when he was still very young. I may have even asked the same questions back when I was 15 or 16, but I don't remember.
...But really, you are starting off way wrong if you are asking others such questions to begin with. Sex is deeply personal. There are a thousand and one ways to please your lover. It's not just "finding their spot" or eating out their pussy or practicing moves you saw in pornos.
I've never once read a book or watched a porno to try to learn from someone else about sex. It's all about your own style. Basically, you want to give that girl a piece of you that she won't ever forget. And likewise, you want to take a piece of her (just like that old 80's love song). So that "piece" can may not even be something physical like "playing with her spot" or "eating her out". That could just be a sensitivity in the way you touch her or the way you kiss her or the way you talk to her. Women can pick up on that sensitivity. And if it comes from a good place inside your heart that will turn them on more than anything else would.
Most the tricks I learned I learn just from experience being with women, and learning from what they do to you. Like first I learned how to move my mouth when I kissed a girl. I remember my first time doing it she actually made fun of me because she said I didn't move my mouth. That was at age 12.
Then I learned how to hold a girls hand. How you don't just hold it regular, your actually moving your thumb up and down and so on.
Then still coming up, like age 15 I learned you don't just kiss a girl on the mouth, you kiss her all over her body.
Then at age 17 I finally started having sex as my senior year started. And it was just learning about getting her wet, and getting in and so on, shit like that. Cause I had my early incidents where you don't get it in, LOL. Like thinking you were in when you really weren't, LOL, or going early and not being able to go again, and so on and so on. Those are the funny mistakes you make in your early days of having sex, that you learn from. Sometimes the problem is the girls your chasing may not even be your type and your not that attractive, and that was even the cause of some early mistakes I made.
Then getting into my 20's I started to finally learn the real. And the real is when you really look deeply into the girl that your making love to. See into their heart, see into their soul. Learn how to really care for them in those moments. Alot of it is mental, some of it is spiritual. How bad you want them, how bad you need them, the timing of it all. Being honest in how you make love. Being natural. I mean, what's going on inside your head and in your heart at the time is as important as anything else.
Point is, everybody is an expert in love making in their own way. If you do it your own way then you will give her something she can never ever get from anybody else.
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LOL @ nik getting all butt hurt
first off we know NIK aint getting pussy thats why the hottest chick he's pulled is fatallie
second off when NIK wears a Lakers home jersey he lokos like a pencil with a cartoon Jaffar head as the eraser
third off K Macc is still butt hurt @ petey lol
kmacc been butthurt
i thought he could take a joke but i can only assume when you show so many feminine traits that your probably better at taking dick
he proudly sports my name imma start calling him wifey... ;)
ROFL!!
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fuckin nerd
If you got something better to say, then say it. But two-word sentences are for arrogant bitches who can't speak their mind because they are empty.
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Safe to say Brian is a virgin. He must have been in a relationship with the virgin Mary.
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doesn't brian have kids? for the record to have kids, you must have sex.
Virgin, Fag & "you have a small dick" are easily the 3 most retarded and most used insults on here.
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^I guess you're not very religious & have no clue who virgin Mary was lol.
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^I guess you're not very religious & have no clue who virgin Mary was lol.
or i have bad reading comprehension*
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fuckin nerd
If you got something better to say, then say it. But two-word sentences are for arrogant bitches who can't speak their mind because they are empty.
people with small penises try and compensate with large words.
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fuckin nerd
If you got something better to say, then say it. But two-word sentences are for arrogant bitches who can't speak their mind because they are empty.
people with small penises try and compensate with large words.
except NIK and AC Grundy who just settle it by playing 1 on 1 basketball
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your a sniff lol
am i the only one who doesn't understand a goddamn word this guy says?
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your a sniff lol
am i the only one who doesn't understand a goddamn word this guy says?
no don't worry
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fuckin nerd
If you got something better to say, then say it. But two-word sentences are for arrogant bitches who can't speak their mind because they are empty.
people with small penises try and compensate with large words.
Compensate?
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he speaks in gang code.
still ALKN
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fuckin nerd
If you got something better to say, then say it. But two-word sentences are for arrogant bitches who can't speak their mind because they are empty.
people with small penises try and compensate with large words.
Compensate?
did i misuse that word?
blame my huge penis.
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fuckin nerd
If you got something better to say, then say it. But two-word sentences are for arrogant bitches who can't speak their mind because they are empty.
people with small penises try and compensate with large words.
Compensate?
did i misuse that word?
blame my huge penis.
I see what you did there.
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man the first few pages of this thread got me mad laughing
8)
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This is what happens to me every time I come into this thread and look at the first couple of pages:
(http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mj-laughing.gif)
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Lol Elior is popping v now a days.
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can i join da sauce im sorry for anything ive said peter dorsett and crack the only thing ur fucking is ur cousin weve established this already
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:o
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damn i was gettin it in as a young’n 8)
young sik was still jerkin himself to fresh prince reruns at this age
:tupachappy:
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A hahahaha how did I miss this all these years. Contenders for goat thread
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damn i was gettin it in as a young’n 8)
young sik was still jerkin himself to fresh prince reruns at this age
:tupachappy:
You referred to it as "sexual activity". You weren't getting shit with that attorney speak, muthafucka lol
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damn i was gettin it in as a young’n 8)
young sik was still jerkin himself to fresh prince reruns at this age
:tupachappy:
You referred to it as "sexual activity". You weren't getting shit with that attorney speak, muthafucka lol
rofl @ sexual activity .. that’s the best part
now can u please stop seekin sexual activity from me?
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damn i was gettin it in as a young’n 8)
young sik was still jerkin himself to fresh prince reruns at this age
:tupachappy:
You referred to it as "sexual activity". You weren't getting shit with that attorney speak, muthafucka lol
rofl @ sexual activity .. that’s the best part
now can u please stop seekin sexual activity from me?
We all know i like white pussies so you are my type.
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damn i was gettin it in as a young’n 8)
young sik was still jerkin himself to fresh prince reruns at this age
:tupachappy:
You referred to it as "sexual activity". You weren't getting shit with that attorney speak, muthafucka lol
rofl @ sexual activity .. that’s the best part
now can u please stop seekin sexual activity from me?
We all know i like white pussies so you are my type.
i’m not so sure it’s white pussy u like tbh
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Ok.......now I see why you couldn’t hold down the fort with weak ass replies like that while I was away.
I know you’re distracted because your beloved Lakers play like ass, but there is no need to take it out on me.
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Ok.......now I see why you couldn’t hold down the fort with weak ass replies like that while I was away.
I know you’re distracted because your beloved Lakers play like ass, but there is no need to take it out on me.
i mean u back on my nuts like it’s 2009 again and u talkin about suckin candy bars off
like i said, i’m not too sure it’s white pussy u like
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I read your lame comeback the first time. Just like your raps it wasn’t impressive.
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I read your lame comeback the first time. Just like your raps it wasn’t impressive.
bruh its not a “comeback”
u talkin about gettin fisted, eating snickers out of condoms, and asking “which dude is sexier?” legit got me wondering
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And you didn't participate in any of them. Hiding something?
BTW, what did you learn from dudes on a forum about "sexual activity". Did their advice help you have "vaginal intercourse" with a "female"?
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And you didn't participate in any of them. Hiding something?
BTW, what did you learn from dudes on a forum about "sexual activity". Did their advice help you have "vaginal intercourse" with a "female"?
i learned how to handle some hardcore sexual activity son
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And you didn't participate in any of them. Hiding something?
BTW, what did you learn from dudes on a forum about "sexual activity". Did their advice help you have "vaginal intercourse" with a "female"?
i learned how to handle some hardcore sexual activity son
How you fight them hand cramps though?
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Yo...I'm involved with this girl, and I know I'm gunna fuck her and do all sorts of shit...But I need ya'lls advice...Do any of ya'll have any secretes of how to be good in bed? Not only fucking...Anything...from fingering, to eating pussy, to kissing...I wanna be real good in bed with this girl, cuz I know that she's real good in bed, and she's been with some pro's...If ya'll know any secretes, list 'em here please...Thanks, I appreciate it...PeACe
A Skkit classic
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Damn I don't even remember this animosity.
When it cums to fuckin, we all gotta start from the bottom. Not the bottom Tanner started at though.
I love you Tanner......just not like that.
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Damn I don't even remember this animosity.
When it cums to fuckin, we all gotta start from the bottom. Not the bottom Tanner started at though.
I love you Tanner......just not like that.
:tupac:
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damn i was gettin it in as a young’n 8)
young sik was still jerkin himself to fresh prince reruns at this age
:tupachappy:
You right.
Can't blame me. Hilary, Ashley........and Aunt Vivian (both of them) :banderas: