West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sir Petey on April 16, 2012, 01:37:35 PM
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hover hands is a phenomenon where the male usually scared shitless when engaged during a photo op with a woman all of the sudden achieves weightlessness in there hands where as a testosterone producing males hands would normally reach in for the contact hover hands actually lets his hand gently hover over the figure of the woman posing in said (paid for) photo op.
lets check in with a few dubcc members to get a better example.
this is dubcc poster gangsta boogy aka baby g as he demonstrates a firm grip on his lady it almost looks like she is attempting to loosen his grasp. showing her at all times whos boss he clutches her tightly to his side.
(http://www.imagehut.us/image/325755-iChatImage.png)
now lets check in on our less seasoned forum member brian aka infinite, it seems like hes not having as good of a time as baby g seen above...
(http://www.imagehut.us/image/325756-diddydirty.jpeg)
notice how his hands become weightless when engaged with a member of the opposite sex? wait lets check in again on young brian and see how he fares when in a heterosexual photo op with another man.
(http://www.imagehut.us/image/325757-hover.jpeg)
little is known about hover hands in the scientific community is it a male phenomenon exclusively? does this trait denote self esteem issues and a hidden fear of rejection probably so but one thing for sure is the next time you are at a rave or party and the photo opportunity comes to be in a pic with a member of the opposite sex pay attention to where your hands naturally tend to travel it may tell you something about yourselves.
BONUS: the illusive double hover
(http://hoverhands.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/adam-512x384.jpg)
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hovertrois
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thirst...he wears it well
(http://hoverhands.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hassmann-512x384.jpg)
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the first hoverhands is this guy?
http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?action=profile;u=994
yep
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the first hoverhands is this guy?
http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?action=profile;u=994
yep
No. No hovering hand in the first pic.
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(http://hoverhands.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Miss-USA-Hover-Chad.jpg)
best one yet
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ROFL
Hoverhands in the motherlands.
It's funny cause Brian can't seem to put his hands on a pen to sign a child support check either.
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lol hover hands, i usually grab bitches ass like I'm in 7th grade, but than again I'm careful to who to do it too.
nobody has yet to trip, but I've seen a homie get bitched out hard, and seen a dude literally get socked out at a club.
hoes don't really mind when i do it, pretty funny cuz some of the homies try to bust it on the same hoes n they be trippin
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ROFL
Hoverhands in the motherlands.
It's funny cause Brian can't seem to put his hands on a pen to sign a child support check either.
Hahahahahahahah. That's cold.
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ROFL
Hoverhands in the motherlands.
It's funny cause Brian can't seem to put his hands on a pen to sign a child support check either.
LMAO
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the first hoverhands is this guy?
http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?action=profile;u=994
hes not hover handing at all hes holding her close and proudly.
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I've hoverhanded once in my life. And that was when I was taking a pic with a fineass persian coworker from Iraq and her husband was the one with the camera. Shoulda just grabbed some ass.
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LMAO @ the analysis. I don't really understand hover hands honestly, I mean, you'd think a dude who is generally nervous around females would jump at the opportunity to put his arm around a girl that actually wanted to take a picture with him.
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LMAO @ the analysis. I don't really understand hover hands honestly, I mean, you'd think a dude who is generally nervous around females would jump at the opportunity to put his arm around a girl that actually wanted to take a picture with him.
These guys are virgins with self-confidence issues. In their own minds they are not worthy enough to touch a female, so the hand automatically starts hovering.
These are the same people who respond in disbelief when anyone else starts talking about sex. They project their own inadequacies onto other people. i.e.
arthur....you ain't got to lie to kick it.
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Looks like a DUBCC member
(http://pichars.org/store/1527_original_OQ0Rs.)
We see you Jome
(http://allthatshitbyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/zdIKW.jpg)
This is what happens when you don't raise your seed, Brian.
(http://twistedsifter.sifter.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hover-hands-funny-4.jpg)
C'mon Looney, you ain't gotta lie to us here. We have the photo proof
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LMAO @ your documentary-style description. Youz a fool, Petey. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Super-wigger Hover
(http://hoverhands.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Tough-Hover.jpg)
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Interracial Hover
(http://hoverhands.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hoverhand.jpg)
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This one is too sad and pathetic to be funny.
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Endorsed by Axe!!!!!
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5975/hoverhand.jpg)
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PERNtyPiQ7U/TSzgC8_hmHI/AAAAAAAAATA/Yc89NenCu9w/s1600/01-hover-hands.jpeg)
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nice find on the Axe one
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lmao some of those gotta be fake. There can't really be dudes that sad.
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nice thread peter
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lmao some of those gotta be fake. There can't really be dudes that sad.
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This one is too sad and pathetic to be funny.
I don't know. Why not PURPOSELY take a picture with the hot dancer from your hotel KNOWING that you're gonna embarrass yourself like you never did before. Sounds like a good plan.
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lmao some of those gotta be fake. There can't really be dudes that sad.
Uh oh. Sounds like you're projecting......
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brian sees his kid once a month
but its only to take the kid to the local black church
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I've hoverhanded once in my life. And that was when I was taking a pic with a fineass persian coworker from Iraq and her husband was the one with the camera. Shoulda just grabbed some ass.
:D
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This one is too sad and pathetic to be funny.
I don't know. Why not PURPOSELY take a picture with the hot dancer from your hotel KNOWING that you're gonna embarrass yourself like you never did before. Sounds like a good plan.
maybe this guy is just ballin' so hard y'all don't even realise. look at the laid back pose, letting his arms dangle, straight chilling. he doesn't even need to touch those juicy buttocks, she's all over him :laugh:
edit: oh shit its his left arm, i didn't even look that high up for his other hand. there's some height to that hover hand, some type of awkward claw type pose :)
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And I hope the extreme redness in his face was just from drinking and having a good time, not from the embarrassment/surprise of a girl touching him.
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I've hoverhanded once in my life. And that was when I was taking a pic with a fineass persian coworker from Iraq and her husband was the one with the camera. Shoulda just grabbed some ass.
That's not manly at all. You should've socked him in his jaw and have sex with his wife on the spot. That's what i would've done.
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(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2010/12/7/12/enhanced-buzz-28279-1291741781-41.jpg)
This one is too sad and pathetic to be funny.
I don't know. Why not PURPOSELY take a picture with the hot dancer from your hotel KNOWING that you're gonna embarrass yourself like you never did before. Sounds like a good plan.
maybe this guy is just ballin' so hard y'all don't even realise. look at the laid back pose, letting his arms dangle, straight chilling. he doesn't even need to touch those juicy buttocks, she's all over him :laugh:
edit: oh shit its his left arm, i didn't even look that high up for his other hand. there's some height to that hover hand, some type of awkward claw type pose :)
'dude, id juz grabb the ass, its out there for a reason.
and if she doesnt like wit, wtf is she ognna do, 9 times out of 10 she aint gonna trip, juz giggle n b like "don't do that"
it aint like going up to some stuck up hoe on her rag that hasn't had some in months
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LMAO @ matty, i know right my dude is going far out of his way to avoid touching her.
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Every time I see that one picture, it just saddens me more. Here we got a woman who is barely wearing anything, open invitation to man up n handle shit and he;s acting like his boyfriend is behind the camera with his arms folded or somethin.
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Every time I see that one picture, it just saddens me more. Here we got a woman who is barely wearing anything, open invitation to man up n handle shit and he;s acting like his boyfriend is behind the camera with his arms folded or somethin.
her boyfriend must have an extra arm to fold his arms and snap pics like that at the same time.
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LMAO @ matty, i know right my dude is going far out of his way to avoid touching her.
The worst part is she has a hand on his chest and one leg wrapped around him, like an invitation isn't enough :grumpy:
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LMAO @ matty, i know right my dude is going far out of his way to avoid touching her.
The worst part is she has a hand on his chest and one leg wrapped around him, like an invitation isn't enough :grumpy:
lol...spice-2 would be all over that
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Sikotic getting his hover hand on.
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fuckin white washed house nigga. you get those white sluts pregnant race traitor!
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Sikotic getting his hover hand on.
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The chick in the black dress looks like she can totally be a dime or a negative 5
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the other two look pretty frumpy but you can tell they got some liquor in em
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the other two look pretty frumpy but you can tell they got some liquor in em
And isn't that the main thing? 8)
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i see something in sics pic far more valuable then hand contact. i see pelvis to buttock collision.
is this pic a congo line sik?
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i see something in sics pic far more valuable then hand contact. i see pelvis to buttock collision.
Nah. See how Sik's body is slated? He's trying to avoid that ass like the plague.
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i see something in sics pic far more valuable then hand contact. i see pelvis to buttock collision.
Nah. See how Sik's body is slated? He's trying to avoid that ass like the plague.
It looks like he's making a thrusting motion
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LMAO @ you pulling that out of nowhere. That girl in the black dress was fine, but after talking to her, i don't think she was really into guys.
I wouldn't really call that "hover hands" because I was mid motion, not posing for a picture.
P.S. stop analyzing the slant of my body, Ted. It makes me uncomfortable.
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lmao
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Lol at hoverhands in the motherland, forgot about that shit.
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(http://www.imagehut.us/image/325756-diddydirty.jpeg)
Hey! That's dad! Why hasen't he been by to see me??
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P.S. stop analyzing the slant of my body, Ted. It makes me uncomfortable.
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i see something in sics pic far more valuable then hand contact. i see pelvis to buttock collision.
Nah. See how Sik's body is slated? He's trying to avoid that ass like the plague.
It looks like he's making a thrusting motion
If he was making a thrusting motion or had some "pelvis to buttocks" action his hands would be firmly placed on that girls hips for complete control. Instead he's acting like his hand and her have the same magnetic charge.
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If that bitch was a dime or a 2 I can bet Sik would of fucked her either way... he use to have phone sex with Queen for gods sake
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sharted
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8)
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I only hover hand around men.
I've seen some of the creatures my homies have fucked and can't trust another dude not to be std ridden at all times. Facts of life.