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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Wheres my daddy on April 19, 2012, 10:27:14 AM
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I'm looking for my daddy. His name is Brian. He won't see me, but I was hoping he might talk to me here. I heard that he like the internet more than me. I hope not:( Mom said that I must get potty trained early cause you won't send money for diapers. Is that true?
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LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Blue Magic, you are 100% black right? Will you teach me to be blacker? Then my daddy might love me more. You see right now, I am only half-black, so I am treated worse than complete strangers in Africa. Maybe that's why dad can't send diaper money...
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I've been on and off Dubcc since about '05 but have never gotten the back story on this situation.
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LMAO. That shits cold
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I've been on and off Dubcc since about '05 but have never gotten the back story on this situation.
My mommy says that Daddy Brian likes only 100% black people. That's why he never visits me. He likes to go to Africa trips helped paid for by his parents, then he won't help pay for me......He tried being a Muslim after reading the autobiography of Malcolm X, but then he found out that mostly Arab and Asian people are Muslim, so he doesn't like pretending to be Muslim anymore.....not enough black Muslims:(
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LMAO CLASSIC THREAD
and its true, Brian only likes black people plus NIK and Roccy. those are his only 2 white friends.
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Blue Magic, you are 100% black right? Will you teach me to be blacker? Then my daddy might love me more. You see right now, I am only half-black, so I am treated worse than complete strangers in Africa. Maybe that's why dad can't send diaper money...
i can't teach u to be black what's in u is what's in u. tell ya moms holla. i'll teach u to be thorough.
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Blue Magic, you are 100% black right? Will you teach me to be blacker? Then my daddy might love me more. You see right now, I am only half-black, so I am treated worse than complete strangers in Africa. Maybe that's why dad can't send diaper money...
i can't teach u to be black what's in u is what's in u. tell ya moms holla. i'll teach u to be thorough.
Would you pay a little attention to me? Then I'd like it if you met my mom! She says that she needs a real man.
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I'm asking my mommy to send me to Africa. Then maybe I'll see my Dad.
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Blue Magic, you are 100% black right? Will you teach me to be blacker? Then my daddy might love me more. You see right now, I am only half-black, so I am treated worse than complete strangers in Africa. Maybe that's why dad can't send diaper money...
i can't teach u to be black what's in u is what's in u. tell ya moms holla. i'll teach u to be thorough.
Would you pay a little attention to me? Then I'd like it if you met my mom! She says that she needs a real man.
i got you. lol
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blue berry why dont you adopt nigga
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blue berry why dont you adopt nigga
your really gonna let him own you again??
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blue berry why dont you adopt nigga
well according to your mother...i'm your father !!!!!!!
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I'm looking for my daddy. His name is Brian. He won't see me, but I was hoping he might talk to me here. I heard that he like the internet more than me. I hope not:( Mom said that I must get potty trained early cause you won't send money for diapers. Is that true?
:o Hahahaha! If Brian actually replies to this, it might be the first time he's talked to his son in months!
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first nikky's gay brother, now infants son?? :o
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Is that a real picture of his kid? If so that's fucked up.
I'm all for trolling someone, but as a father myself I have a rule about leaving innocent little kids out of the equation.
Have some dignity troll, theres a troll code and it's similar to the convict code when it comes to children ;)
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Is that a real picture of his kid? If so that's fucked up.
I'm all for trolling someone, but as a father myself I have a rule about leaving innocent little kids out of the equation.
Have some dignity troll, theres a troll code and it's similar to the convict code when it comes to children ;)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not really his seed.
If it is, I agree with u. If it's not then LMAO.
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I'm feeling lonely today. Mom is getting piped out by some big black dude. She says that he's a real man, unlike my dad. I think I might call Sudan and see if anyone has seen a white guys walking around giving everyone money?
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I don't think that's a real picture of his kid. That kid has a fuck ass hairline, but Infinite does not according to the picture of him in the hoverhands thread.
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Sikotic, did your Daddy not pay for you because you aren't all black?
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No, child. He did more than pay for me. He taught me a lot of valuable things about life too. He didn't want me to end up like some unfortunate children without a father figure to keep him in line.
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No, child. He did more than pay for me. He taught me a lot of valuable things about life too. He didn't want me to end up like some unfortunate children without a father figure to keep him in line.
Wow! You are lucky...must be why you are well-adjusted. I hope I don't have a hard life because my father would rather takes trips to Africa, than visit with me...
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What's your name?
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What's your name?
Well...Mommy calls me bastard, and Daddy never calls....
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What's your name?
Well...Mommy calls me bastard, and Daddy never calls....
Oh Jesus
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I'm feeling lonely today. Mom is getting piped out by some big black dude. She says that he's a real man, unlike my dad. I think I might call Sudan and see if anyone has seen a white guys walking around giving everyone money?
do she suck dick? lol show flicks of her.
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I'm feeling lonely today. Mom is getting piped out by some big black dude. She says that he's a real man, unlike my dad. I think I might call Sudan and see if anyone has seen a white guys walking around giving everyone money?
do she suck dick? lol show flicks of her.
Well, I heard a group of guys leaving last night, and they said she could lift them off the bed with just her mouth.....another group of guys I had to call the doctor to come and remove the sheet from their asses!
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blue berry why dont you adopt nigga
well according to your mother...i'm your father !!!!!!!
mother jokes you got me nigga
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Lmao that has to be a pic of Lyin Brians son, I wouldn't be surprised if he has a Twitter asking people where his dad is at
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Sigh...another weekend without daddy. :'( I 've started to listen to Askari X. I'm hoping that will help me relate to dad more.
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Sigh...another weekend without daddy. :'( I 've started to listen to Askari X. I'm hoping that will help me relate to dad more.
lol
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Well since my dad won't talk to me, and I know his favorite music is rap, I've decided to write a rap to him.
To daddy Brian
I'll tell a tale thats cold-hearted when daddy had me he darted
out the room like someone farted couldn't finish what he started
guess he couldn't handle the pressure like an ass that sharted
he ran out on me and moms, and damn that shit smarted
this shit sucks while I chill with mom who actually gives a fuck
daddys not out trying to earn a buck failed out of his exam to drive a truck
then he takes some fake ass class to be half ass nurse
then cries like a bitch that carries a purse
tries to do a womans job and complains they gossip
then brown noses his weasel ass right to the office
to tattle tale on the women for trying to conversate
i can't read braille but its clear he loves to player hate
tries to leave his job before the state makes him break bread
keeps ducking court orders more slimey than a snakes head
and this bitch is such a damn phoney claims muslim but hes stoney
makes up baloney about africa because they don't have alimony
well my father is a nas dick suckin bitch and down to this it boils
you will continue to take losses like the kansas city royals
and mommy says i'm already more of a man that you are
Cause i mowed a lawn and gave her my 50 cents
she told me thats more than you've ever put in on the rents
Bitch ass! Step your father game up, come see me......no really, come see me sometime, I miss you.
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you know, it kinda looks like Bitch Gay Rapsody's offspring instead of Brian's
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strong resemblance indeed
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I don't think so....my mommy is pretty but she does not look as good as Nikki Minaj. And he wouldn't fuck Nikki so......
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I don't think so....my mommy is pretty but she does not look as good as Nikki Minaj. And he wouldn't fuck Nikki so......
lmao! almost forgot that quote
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Lmao @that rap
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Lmao @that rap
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What's your name?
Well...Mommy calls me bastard, and Daddy never calls....
Oh snap! :laugh:
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Well since my dad won't talk to me, and I know his favorite music is rap, I've decided to write a rap to him.
To daddy Brian
I'll tell a tale thats cold-hearted when daddy had me he darted
out the room like someone farted couldn't finish what he started
guess he couldn't handle the pressure like an ass that sharted
he ran out on me and moms, and damn that shit smarted
this shit sucks while I chill with mom who actually gives a fuck
daddys not out trying to earn a buck failed out of his exam to drive a truck
then he takes some fake ass class to be half ass nurse
then cries like a bitch that carries a purse
tries to do a womans job and complains they gossip
then brown noses his weasel ass right to the office
to tattle tale on the women for trying to conversate
i can't read braille but its clear he loves to player hate
tries to leave his job before the state makes him break bread
keeps ducking court orders more slimey than a snakes head
and this bitch is such a damn phoney claims muslim but hes stoney
makes up baloney about africa because they don't have alimony
well my father is a nas dick suckin bitch and down to this it boils
you will continue to take losses like the kansas city royals
and mommy says i'm already more of a man that you are
Cause i mowed a lawn and gave her my 50 cents
she told me thats more than you've ever put in on the rents
Bitch ass! Step your father game up, come see me......no really, come see me sometime, I miss you.
Words can't describe how funny this is.
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goddamn thats a good rap
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goddamn thats a good rap
totally beats what elior can write
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goddamn thats a good rap
Cool! I'm glad you liked my rap! I know how much daddy loves rap so I wanted to reach out to him on a personal level. I thought that maybe I should kick some knowledge like his idol Nas, but it seems that he follows him a bit too much. i keep reading Nas does not pay his ex wife anything either?
I still haven't seen or heard from daddy so maybe I'll have to write some more ill lines...what do you guys think? Maybe I'm being too hard on him? I'm mean it's not like because he ignores me and takes no responsibility that makes him a bad person.
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Well since my dad won't talk to me, and I know his favorite music is rap, I've decided to write a rap to him.
To daddy Brian
I'll tell a tale thats cold-hearted when daddy had me he darted
out the room like someone farted couldn't finish what he started
guess he couldn't handle the pressure like an ass that sharted
he ran out on me and moms, and damn that shit smarted
this shit sucks while I chill with mom who actually gives a fuck
daddys not out trying to earn a buck failed out of his exam to drive a truck
then he takes some fake ass class to be half ass nurse
then cries like a bitch that carries a purse
tries to do a womans job and complains they gossip
then brown noses his weasel ass right to the office
to tattle tale on the women for trying to conversate
i can't read braille but its clear he loves to player hate
tries to leave his job before the state makes him break bread
keeps ducking court orders more slimey than a snakes head
and this bitch is such a damn phoney claims muslim but hes stoney
makes up baloney about africa because they don't have alimony
well my father is a nas dick suckin bitch and down to this it boils
you will continue to take losses like the kansas city royals
and mommy says i'm already more of a man that you are
Cause i mowed a lawn and gave her my 50 cents
she told me thats more than you've ever put in on the rents
Bitch ass! Step your father game up, come see me......no really, come see me sometime, I miss you.
This is epic. I want to see a father vs. son keystyle battle. And lmao at Hack trying to desperately insert me into the conversation.
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is that really a pic of Brians kid though?
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This is epic. I want to see a father vs. son keystyle battle. And lmao at Hack trying to desperately insert me into the conversation.
If that would get my daddy to actually pay me a little attention then I would love to battle!
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yeah its his real kid
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yeah its his real kid
Lol really?
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Despite how funny that rap was, if that pic actually is his kid that's fucked.
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Now that i think about it if it was Brians kid he probably would of cried to Seer or Jome to take it off
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i was just making up the fact its his to see if i could get infinte to come in here and deny it
i'm guessing brians kids woud be mullato though
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Stop trying to troll Hack, you suck at it. Go back to bumping old threads without commenting on them.
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Stop trying to troll Hack, you suck at it. Go back to bumping old threads without commenting on them.
okay :)
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oh, how clever of you mr gollum ::)
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who wrote t hose rhymes?
shit went hard!
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oh, how clever of you mr gollum ::)
stop crying tardface. This just in. Found a pic of Hack's son. Aww he has your egghead.
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lol...hack is like a retard tryin his hardest to troll and kaka b ware is like a poor man's hack. spice-2 is probably the only legit troll on this whole website.
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who wrote t hose rhymes?
shit went hard!
I wrote the rhyme! I'm thinking I might need to write another. No visit or check from dad again this weekend:( if only he got as excited to visit me, as he gets listening to some KRS spoken word tapes, I'd be set!
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No visit or check from dad again this weekend:( if only he got as excited to visit me, as he gets listening to some KRS spoken word tapes, I'd be set!
LOL hahahahahahahahhahahah
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LOL hahahahahahahahhahahah
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LOL hahahahahahahahhahahah
THIS MADE ME LITERALLY LOL! :laugh:
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LOL hahahahahahahahhahahah
Looks like Quato from Total recall. Feel kinda bad for the kid though...
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Maybe its just a bad picture.......
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Maybe its just a bad picture.......
Word, crummy angle and lighting.
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(http://mommypotamus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Agent-Orange.jpg)
LOL hahahahahahahahhahahah
Looks like Quato from Total recall. Feel kinda bad for the kid though...
It's a childhood picture of hack
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(http://mommypotamus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Agent-Orange.jpg)
LOL hahahahahahahahhahahah
Looks like Quato from Total recall. Feel kinda bad for the kid though...
It's a childhood picture of hack
lol
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LOL hahahahahahahahhahahah
Looks like Quato from Total recall. Feel kinda bad for the kid though...
It's a childhood picture of hack
8)
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Hey Jerks! This thread is about my "Dad" Don't ruin my only chance at reconnecting with him. I was hoping that since he won't come by and throw a ball around with me he might engage me with some witty banter that he is know for...
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Hey Jerks! This thread is about my "Dad" Don't ruin my only chance at reconnecting with him. I was hoping that since he won't come by and throw a ball around with me he might engage me with some witty banter that he is know for...
lmao
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My daddys silly. He tries to trick people into thinking he's not Brian. He does that when the courts call too.
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He said his moms been paying, so you good bitch.
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LMAO i remember this shit back in the day