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Title: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: Kain670 on March 12, 2003, 05:06:56 AM: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
from http://www.ampland.com/humor/index.html (http://www.ampland.com/humor/index.html)

;Dfunny stuff
I was going to include some screen names....but then you all would start crying
like this :'(

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.

Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.

Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER on March 12, 2003, 05:10:29 AM: LOL FUNNY SHIT

DAM THIS HAD ME CRACKIN

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: __kaLipZo__ on March 12, 2003, 06:10:17 AM: lmfao....so damn funny, read em all, props
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: DOC. da G.P.T...[METS][REX/MaB] on March 12, 2003, 02:49:16 PM: hehehehe
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 12, 2003, 05:19:34 PM: LoL
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 12, 2003, 05:20:30 PM: Good: You eat applesauce
Bad: Your friend tells you he cummed in it
Ugly: You enjoyed it
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: TheSheriff on March 12, 2003, 05:26:12 PM: Word
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: THEDONKILLUMINATI on March 12, 2003, 05:45:01 PM: ha ha it is funny stuff
peeze
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: Westcc on March 12, 2003, 06:01:20 PM: Quote from: Now_I_Know on March 12, 2003, 05:20:30 PM
Good: You eat applesauce
Bad: Your friend tells you he cummed in it
Ugly: You enjoyed it
roccy been beating off in food again?

- tha wiz
Title: Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 12, 2003, 06:24:56 PM: Quote from: tHa RaP wIzArD on March 12, 2003, 06:01:20 PM
Quote from: Now_I_Know on March 12, 2003, 05:20:30 PM
Good: You eat applesauce
Bad: Your friend tells you he cummed in it
Ugly: You enjoyed it
roccy been beating off in food again?

- tha wiz

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