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Title: Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 28, 2003, 02:33:09 PM
Okay, here's an easy chance for your first win. I'll even give you some info on me to try and wave into your verse.

I'm 15, I'm white, I have a blood condition (severe anaemia, not sickle cell). The girl to my left is my girlfriend, I'm a redneck from Georgia living in the UK, I'm a pacifist.

That should be enough. And...GO

20 lines max
first to 3, no KOs
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: Inspectah on March 28, 2003, 03:10:08 PM
I gather, your feeling confident about all the battles you have lined up for yourself.. nice to see a hungry emcee!

Goodluck to both of ya'll!

Peace 1
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: funkstylz on March 28, 2003, 06:21:32 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Warm Up


i thought u don't battle rap lets keep it that way/
hold up don't go whatcha gotta say, "funkstylz your gay"/
CREATIVE , alright your done have a nice day/
i've heard better raps comin from dj gay slay (1)/
who gave u that gat kid, put that shit away /
didn't your mama ever tell you "owen violence doesn't pay,/
just talk it out it'll make everything ok"/
aint that how u pussy bitches do it in the uK?/
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Heat


you call urself the sherriff(2) well i just shotcha/
ur steppin to mr. big my friend i coulda boughtcha/
but it'll all make sense when i look into your eyes(3)/
i see your past , i see a lotta guys/
unzippin they flies and droppin they cocks/
owens got the queer game down on lock/
about the personals homie, fuck'em got anything else to show me?/
cuz ur comin off as a muthafuckin phony/
i think kalipzo put it best when he put you to the test/
"Claiming to be a boyfriend of a actress when you drool, have a blood disease, and is 13 yrs old is not cool"/(4)
think of this now, you's a fool on the net and the same at school/
fuck it i'm out i just made use of this old tool/



1 = dj kay slay doesn't rap
2 = thesheriff is owen's login name for wcc
3 = his screen name on msn
4= in a recent post him n kalipzo n some others were fightin , this came up.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: White-Chocolate on March 28, 2003, 06:32:43 PM
haha geyeahhh
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: funkstylz on March 28, 2003, 06:38:43 PM
me n owen both agreed to change it to 20 lines instead  ;D
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 28, 2003, 06:58:30 PM
Biting from Kalipzo, well see that’s ipso, facto, with your fake gats yo,
Your rhymes are poor, is your dick still sore from that syphilis, obsessed with piss,
You tried to shoot me but you missed, I’m a Sheriff in the mould of the Duke,
Like I told Dead Hand Luke, you folded over covered with puke from where,
You got a scare when your mom dared to find you in the bedroom unawares,
Jackin off to kiddy porn, listening to some shitty Korn, remember when Kitty
Warned the bitches to be quiet, you love guys, don’t fight it, and whilst I drop
Tight shit, you’ll find your gut hit with my lyrical bullets, I give waiters full tips,
You give them fake cheques, I’m “phoney”, you just want to bone me, “homie”,
Show me, where you can prove I was fake, you can’t? Go back to you bake sale,
You she-male, your rhymes pale beside my low-ride version of the pimp slide,
Ripping holes you never knew were inside your body, tidy up your spelling,
It’s shoddy, like a homo from Wodie trying to be tough, you don’t like battles rough,
Coming at me with all that gangsta stuff when you know you like handcuffs,
Now here’s a gun to your back, get out of the ‘llac, stop holding you sack, hahaha,
You’re just a busta, you musta seen I was coming and split and got running,
Cause you ain’t no gangsta, just a spanker who likes homo synchronized swimming,
Now back up, in real life we talk about gats enough not to listen to fools on the ‘Net
Like you, go back to school and learn how to play pool, that’s all you’re good for,
You homosexual butt-raping whore!
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: funkstylz on March 28, 2003, 07:02:49 PM
aight lets get some votes up in here
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: White-Chocolate on March 28, 2003, 07:16:55 PM
haha geyeahhh

i'ma still go with funkstylz, his verse stayed consistant through out the 20 lines
in my opinion yours (Owen) got hot then kinda lost itself and then came back

props to both yall tho, ima start to work on some battle raps soon so i can jump in the ring with yall
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: bLaDe on March 28, 2003, 07:40:01 PM
Cool battle guys, funkstylz had a cool verse, a couple of lines were nice... Owen had a nice verse, both verses were kinda simplistic, both had cool flow, but I felt owens was more hardhitting, and well organized.  

vote - owen '


Ps.  I aint feeling the simple name calling dissses, you fag, homo etc, I think ya'll should try to get a lil creative.  peace

  -{bLaDe}
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: White-Chocolate on March 28, 2003, 07:53:41 PM
can i get a tru dat hehe  ::)
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: Primo on March 28, 2003, 08:18:00 PM
Owen wins due to creativity
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 28, 2003, 08:35:44 PM
2-1
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: T.J. on March 28, 2003, 09:53:18 PM
vote=owen

a lot more creative
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 28, 2003, 09:56:37 PM
3-1 Nice battle, you're improving.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: funkstylz on March 29, 2003, 12:32:03 AM
ye i thot i had a better chance cuz i nailed u with personals, but guess that didn't matter much haha , even had u pissed off tho lol anyways peace thnx for the battle , i gotta work on my shit
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: T.J. on March 29, 2003, 01:10:40 AM
LMAO@funkstylz' avatar........ hahahahahaha
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: Inspectah on March 29, 2003, 01:28:44 AM
Well done OWEN!
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 29, 2003, 09:00:41 AM
Tsk, tsk, Funkstylz, you need to learn about flows, metas, multies, etc. And get a code of honour. You're a disgrace.

P.S. We all know you're angry you lost.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: funkstylz on March 29, 2003, 11:26:46 AM
haha i'm not angry about losing, it's just to see your reaction, like when i posted my rap how you actually got angry at me on msn haha

It all makes sense when I look into her eyes... says:
well done, you just made me annoyed

It all makes sense when I look into her eyes... says:
you brought my girlfriend into it beyond the simple fact she exists. you used a pathetic attempt at an insult by kalipzo as ammo...


It all makes sense when I look into her eyes... says:
I got a code of honour. I never use personals, as in shit about someone, not just general insults, unless it's beef


another thing, how you gonna put someone down for callin you a busta by pretendin to act hard on the net when u gone do the same shit to me, so much for your code of honor , but anyways good battle , you had better flow metas and multies, and i really don't care that i lost cuz you challenged me not the other way around and i know your better anyways.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: ·SiNiStEr· on March 29, 2003, 12:16:26 PM
yo funk..

sounds like you a lil paranoid and/or desperate..

your just makin yourself look like a little punk copy+pastin convos outside wcc. i also like how you left out everything you said in that convo. its just a battle, no need to take it overboard. just keep postin and askin for battles and what-not. dont make this shit personal, and enuff of the shady business.

thaz it

peace
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: funkstylz on March 29, 2003, 12:35:32 PM
haha sinister if you see what i posted before him was like thanks for the battle n shit , and he responds by calling me a disgrace..... ya he won, and i took it but he starts callin me a disgrace n shit afterwards so wtf, your the fuckin disgrace if you can't just take your win n leave it at that
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: ·SiNiStEr· on March 29, 2003, 03:48:32 PM
yall need to just squash the beef
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 29, 2003, 03:58:58 PM
You're a disgrace for insulting my girlfriend in your avatar. You obviously have nothing better to do. Go and meet some G-I-R-L-S. They're nice. Much better than fudgepacking (or so your dad tells me).
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: ·SiNiStEr· on March 29, 2003, 04:05:10 PM
owen..


why you stooping to his level?

i thought you to be better than that.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 29, 2003, 04:34:26 PM
owen..


why you stooping to his level?

i thought you to be better than that.

You're right.

I'm sorry Funkstylz, I shouldn't have insulted you.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: ·SiNiStEr· on March 29, 2003, 04:45:32 PM
He's a kid, let him do what he wants, he wants to bash your g/f let him do so. We are all on the INTERNET, typing words, if you let him get to you, he will have you whipped. Not tryin to be mr. mediator but i think your girlfriend is your softspot, shes yours, no *words* can change that.

peace
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 29, 2003, 05:32:36 PM
Yeah, like I've often said before, nothing fazes me on the net anymore, except people dissing Hallee.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: funkstylz on March 29, 2003, 06:57:15 PM
haha yall gots ta chill, callin me a kid haha you guys blowin this shit up to be so much more than it really is, relaax it's just the net homie i aint got no beef i just play
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 30, 2003, 11:43:24 AM
haha yall gots ta chill, callin me a kid haha you guys blowin this shit up to be so much more than it really is, relaax it's just the net homie i aint got no beef i just play

Yeah, haha, everyone's just cracking up. Walk a mile in a man's shoes, Atticus Finch said.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: __kaLipZo__ on March 30, 2003, 01:55:45 PM
I know this battle is over..but i still cannot see any creativity in any of those verses...Primo??? like blade said, w/ the fag, homo, fudgepacker...c'mon
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: TheSheriff on March 31, 2003, 02:59:08 PM
I know this battle is over..but i still cannot see any creativity in any of those verses...Primo??? like blade said, w/ the fag, homo, fudgepacker...c'mon

A matter of degrees.
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: Lost Titan on April 02, 2003, 07:20:10 AM
This battle is funny
Title: Re:Owen vs Funkstylz
Post by: funkstylz on April 02, 2003, 07:00:54 PM
haha